FIRST SEX OLYMPICS Sex Olympics :Sport names and objectives of sex sport 1) Cum Wrestling : make opponent cum first, wrestling  (coed only) 2) Resist Cumming vs. :  vacuum machine 3) Cumming for distance 4) Sybian rider : resist Cumming for time Hello!!! This is Chet Winky reporting to you live at the first 2028 SEX OLYMPICS! Here at Oingo Boingo ,Point New York.  Of the original sex arts handed down from the Norse gods of mythology. It is boiled down to 4 events. Wrestling, Resisting, Distance Cum ,and  Equestrian event! There are many disciplines that will test the sexual strength and endurance of the competitors. One that stands out is our first sport, vacuum denial.   In this sport the participants will be strapped to a x board , then they will have a specially designed suction device to attached to the cock. They must resist Cumming against the clock. The athlete that holds out from Cumming the  longest wins.  Lets check the Mental Cog read out of the next participant, Bill Newman.     On the TV screen comes a point of view of the participant, bill.  He looks down at his well muscled body to the suction device attached to his overly developed cock. His thoughts come out on the screen a  text. ###Oh, man!  Lets get this thing going!###  suddenly  the suction churns on like a steam engine. At first it  surges in waves slowly then to a unending hum of penile release. No one has ever  broke the 1 minute barrier. Bill has spent the last year training on simulators...a digital video shows bill laboriously running and lifting weights furiously. Yes but its not how you look its the actual do or die time when that vacuum tube goes over your banana boat, mate!  Thank you kangaroo john for the color commentary.  No worries wink! Suddenly The gun goes off and they are under way! Its only been 5 seconds and the ache to shoot is shooting tendrils  of lightning into his gut! It feels good but to win he has to have the will to win! The text on screen has quit...if was left on it would only read disjointed sounds like a death scream! Bills muscular body was spasming but his cock was holding strong, not a drop  of semen had been detected by the devices sensors. The machine hummed fast and faster, the time approached 1 minute, will he break the record........... Bill's body was glistening with sweat  his breathing labored! It was 1 minute even he has done it.... a new world record. At 1  minute 2 seconds bill  pumped his load grateful into the machine, a true Olympian! The next event is Coed wrestling, the objective is to  make the other competitor cum. Coed of course.  But there is lobbying for the same sex division, 2 new events that will on exhibition status in the next Sex Olympics! Some thing to look forwards to ladies and gentlemen. Well its boiled down to these competitors; Anarenka dodjarman of Russia vs.... Lori  Everheart from the USA. The bell rings and we are off.  In the final of course the competitors do not wear condoms.  They are also sprayed with olive oil like the original wrestlers of Grease.   Lori still did not like the idea of no condoms. Opps I let that slip out. The Mental Cog was flashing her thoughts to the world. Anarenko who trained for 3 years with women and was  not allowed release during that same time! He was 400 pounds of sexual brutality and muscle. Lori was 150 pounds and ripped. She and her husband had trained for 4 years for this event. I wonder how they trained for penis size difference. And for that answer lets go to the video!  A calm Lori and husband seated next to her.  Explain that the use of dilldos of different size were used. And that she endured the best training.   Not much on the mental Cog. But oh, Lori goes head to head with the Russian and oooooh! a hip  toss and she comes up on his groin.  Look at the size of that cock. I hope Lori trained for that size. Chet these are well conditioned athletes. Look she's already blown the balls off the Russian She has got a lock on that bad boy. I would say its all over.  And ....wait for it yes, he Cumming like a oil well in august. Lori wins the gold Thank you. Ann Caan  our color commentator from the sport of wrestling.     Cumming for distance is one of the original sex arts that many practice but few master. Not only do you have to have the ejaculator muscles in peak condition to push or propel the semen but you must have enough semen to project.   Let's go out on the field where the competitors of the first cum for distance will take place.  One of the sports primer competitor is Melvin stout.  Melvin you are the reigning champ how are you going looking at this mentally. Well its almost all mental to me. I'm one of the smaller competitors so I've got to train harder than the rest. kegal polymeric and penile weight training is what keeps me fit. Everything else is natural gift. Ok well good luck Melvin , thanks Wink! Ok the champ is past the warm up stage . His hands were a blur of motion . Lets take a look in a champs mind the mental Cog text said Ohhhh, we can't reproduce that on TV ... let's just say Melvin has a close relationship with his mother, I Think he ready to shoot Melvin felt the  eruption deep in his ball. Ahhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhh, oh fuc-----He pumped  from the base of his penis to the head then released and repeated at a rapid succession. Like a pump shotgun he kept at it until he erupted..... there it goes ...oh he got some velocity on this as well as good elevation. Best distance so far has been john brackace of Jamaica 100 yards. Oh I think he going to do it yes....melvine has done now marked at 130 yard  a new distance record!      The final event is the sybian ride females only.  In the future coed versions of this sport will be available , but for now the competition will be female only. The women must ride the sybian in the  nude with elements of bull riding , the device does move like a mechanical bull. So she must show good form on the bucking motion and cum as fast as she can.She will be judged by time of ride and technique. This is Mary Cross for the gold an she's got a good start sweet line good style on those throw backs at the same time she's working that pussy ,she needs a good time  to prevail over the Spaniard's Maria Lopez. oh ........ she fell off the device. Oh , she is in anguish. But that means spans  Maria lopez is the new sex Olympics sybian  gold metal winner.  Well , I hope you all have enjoyed the competition as much as I have have  , This is Chet wincey at the first sex Olympics!