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The chairman of E.W.W Vin McCann is delighted that the penny has dropped & proved his point with new comer Superior Warrior destroying his daughter on debut Debbie McCann has his star studded male all stars assembled roster now knows to never to take the females for granted in seeking to defeat & dismantle the divas of E.W.W whom won't rest until the divas are put in their places & tonight he wants to see this continue, but in the same breath the chairman must be also stoked as he continues to recruit females as well knowing that he has struck gold with his intergender formula. With those of you unfamiliar with the E.W.W ( all matches are intergender with the divas on the receiving end of one on one or tag matches or if the chairman is feeling somewhat happy he'll place the divas in one on two or one on three handicap tag or non tag matches & don't forget a 5 count applies to all matches to determine the winner any match situation & no count out applies to any match other then of course cage matches). Currently the E.W.W. Heavyweight Champion is Hristie Femme a former diva from various federations now making this federation her home along with many other divas from her previous employment's, former Ultimate Combat fighting five times champion Kurt Kobra is the E.W.W. Champion & E.W.W. World tag team champions are Ron Sena & Triple D Dangerously Davely Demsley). The match is about to start as 6'8' 297 pound Kurt Benjamin All American whom is built powerfully with muscle definition all over with long blond hair, stars & stripes boots, trunks, & wrist bands put together like all the other males as he is trained in all forms of power moves wrestling as he waits his opponent a red haired Latino Eva Martinis 5.7 113 pound burette curly haired with Latino skin to show off her tight packaged body with all the right features ( you imagine it she is it ). a former San Francisco 49'ers Cheerleader whom uses her feature to firstly seduce sexual then utilize against them ass she proved during her try outs last year & she loves to wrestler in her 49'ers outfit. The bell sounds as Benjamin looking strong & proud in his wrestling attire isn't distracted by her beauty & unleashes powerful cross body clothes lines by holding her by one arm then pulling her up after each clothes line on seven successive occasions. Benjamin stomps her hands 1,2,3,4,5, to the booing of the fans as he yanks her to a sleeper hold buy pulling he to her feet by her burette hair as he full nelson slams her to the canvass 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 times to take his time to super kick her face to spin her 180 degrees before she falls to the canvass. Kurt Benjamin on the second buckle preached ready to missile drop kick her face to use the ropes to quarterback style spear her almost out of her outfit as he pulls her up to position the battered Latino mucha mama to huge power bomb her almost breaking her in half as he covers her effortlessly 1,2,3,4,5 the referee could of counted to 10 & he would have won as he displays a great debut to the fans in attendance showing that he is not one to miss around with.  The next match is Bulk Mogan is suffering from his INTERGENDERMANIA 1 loss to Spanish Rose whom is going to face Tori Vilson whom comes to the ring in red shiny tights that show s off her ass & legs, black knee high boots, red shiny push up bra to show off her already great set of breasts 7 long flowing blond hair brushes to shine in the ring lights. Mogan is pumped up as he tosses his ripped shirt at her as she wipes herself assets with it as the bell sounds he immediately scopes her up to now she thrashes about to drop down scope him up he falls on top of her to get up to knife edge chop the air she ducks under it to off the ropes get caught trying to cross body splash him he back breaks her to stand up to flex his muscles to the Bulkamaniac's whom are cheering him as Tori Vilson gets up quickly to small package him into a sharp shooter to close to the ropes which makes her break the hold. Bulk Mogan is excellent 6'`10 350 pound 36 year old Icon whom has defeated everyone has found tough opposition since deflecting to E.W.W. as he places the glamorous playboy diva in a headlock as she counters to head lock him he re-counters they do this three times until they separate once on the ropes as the fans are excited by the match up.  Tori Vilson karate boots his ribs no effect he back hands her face like a reflex action then arm locks her she powers out of it to hammer lock making Bulk Mogan arch in the hold as he counters to power out of it & reverse twirl her to the canvass to wait to off the ropes hip shoulder her down the middle no she toe hold drops him to the canvass to place him in a sit up head lock whilst Mogan pounds the canvass frustrated he did a rookie mistake, as he grabs her hair she punches him when the referee jumps over to check 1,2,3,4, times to let up to bounce his face off the canvass 1,2,3,4,5,6 times she stops he elbows her to the midriff both kneeling as he stands up to collar tie up to the gorgeous diva he scopes her up to right shoulder break her as he gets up to pull her up to waist headlock her she some how manages to forward flip out of it to at the same precise moment she lands on her feet with Mogan behind her she stunners him as his eyes have almost rolled into the back of his head she cover shim 1,2,3, he boots her off as he gets up outraged that she would dare pin him as he attacks her Tori Vilson karate spin volley kicks his throat which startles her opponent she reverse TaeKwondo kicks his face to off the ropes spring board elbow shot his face a move she learned well from being a valet as she off the forward flip at him to drop kick his chest making him fall no he wobbles & refuses to drop as she measures an high side kick that rocks his head back but he still refuses to fall down as she off the ropes receives a huge big boot planted to her face as Tori Vilson looks up to the lights whilst laying on her back she sees a big knee drop land on her throat as she rolls around convulsing from the blow as he covers her 1,2, she kicks out to his horror as he pulls her up to scope her up using his powerful body to back break her one handed then side on power slam pin her 1,2,3, she kicks out as he pulls her up to toss her to the turnbuckle to mudhole stomp her middle back trying to pull herself clinging to the middle then top rope to waist lock her as she jumps whilst in the air to land with her boot son his toes 1,2,3,4,5,then she stops it to back leg ( i.e. Rick Flair STYLE 1,2,3,4, times while the referee was moving form one side to another to check on her condition. Tori Vilson her red shiny outfit oozing her sex appeal to the fans judo snap mares Mogan 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, times in a row each time holding onto his arm to reverse twirl him to the canvass to double knee drive his biceps 1,2,3,4,5, then huge high leap double knee drop his right biceps 1,2,3,4, times as the fans express their feeling for Tori Vilson as she gets up to stomp the arm now as she backs off then shakes her shapely ass taunting him clutching his right biceps as she sweet chin music him as Mogan hits the deck hard as she grabs his left arm to double knee drop the biceps then again & again as she gets up to sweet chin music him a second time as she taunts him get up Mogan as the fans half cheer & boo her as the Bulkamaniacs try to get him going as he is helped to his feet as Tori Vilson off the ropes gets scopes up in a gorilla press display but his biceps tremble form the pain she received from Tori as she drops down off the hold but before she lands on her feet she double drop kicked his flash on the face as it drops him like yesterday's news. Bulk Mogan isn't prepared for Tori to placer herself in a chick kick to landed it spot on as she covers him the divas agreed as a unite to defeat the males they needed everything going there ways so each diva has trained & taught there fellow divas their excellence moves to help them win.  Tori Vilson covers Bulk Mogan 1,2,3, he not only kicks out but gets up full of hatred for what is happening in the match but still his arms are hurting as Tori Vilson using amazing inner strength to gorilla press hold him as the cameras click away as she forward slams him then off the ropes does three gymnastic flips before moonsault splashing him as she gets up to climb to the top buckle to huge bombshell splash down on him 1,2,3,4, he kicks out even more determined as the fans the fans divided chants shake rattle & roll this arena as Tori trying to put him away off the ropes get spine buster slammed trying to spear him on one knee as he rolls off her due to the impact as he tries to roll onto her grimacing from the pain as he manages to drape one hurt arm on her 1,2 she kicks out to get up quickly to duck once, twice then three times under his clothes lines as he side on side effects her to the canvass as he greets his teeth trying to mentally erase the pain his under as he gets up to big boot her diving to football tackle her then again then again as he grabs her by the back of tights to hoist her up to torture rack her but she counters to reverse helicopter headscissors tosses him to the canvass to get up to leap off the second ropes airborne to flaming ass Mogan to the canvass as the fans a engrossed with the count taking place 1,2,3, he kicks out as this 5 count stipulation in matches has given the males especially more opportunities to kick out as he is pulled up to return left & rights getting the upperhand to unload with heavy sore arms as Tori Vilson gets bear hugged out of desperation by Bulk Mogan as he shakes her violently whilst yelling at the Bulkamaniacs to cheer him on as she knee her way out of the hold 1,2,3,4,5,6 times to have his hold released as Tori off the ropes full frontal his face with her breasts as she waits to gore him getting up to pull him up to place him in a huge hanging susplexe but he counters thrashing about so much he lands on his feet & wastes no time to susplexes slam her get up to off the ropes huge elbow drop her chest then get up to motion to his Maniac's to chant his name as he draws strength from this he unloads 1,2,3,4,11 fury rights shaking his wrist to off the ropes Lou Therez take down her to pummel away at her covering up to get up to huge clothes line her which almost decapitated her as he stands over wanting to finish her off he scopes her up to body slam him like no other person he has ever before as she bounces form the impact he motions to the fans it's time the Bulkamaniac's cheer him atomic leg dropping her he covers Tori hooking both legs 1,2,3,4,5 it's over the winner of the match BULK MOGAN. as the divided response is shared throughout the arena & obviously to those of you watching at home. The next match will pit the sexy 21 year old Sasha Jaxon blond hair, shapely 112 pound 5'7 body with carves in all the right places being displayed in her black catsuit from head to toe opened in a front with the zipper open displaying her sexy size 16 inch breasts & white black heeled boots taking on Vatista the animal as the bell sounds Sasha sways left then right avoiding Vatista with a massive hard on trying to connect with Sasha as she karate upper kicks his face 1,2,3,4,5, then spinning left & rights his face with her long blond hair following ass she raffles her hair before she unloads 12,3,4,5, high flexible kicks to her face to which him to the ropes to leap frog Vatista to the opposite the ropes he return to get huge over head back dropped by the 21 year old as she waits top karate drop kick his face then again as he can't prevent another three hitting there marks as he bails outside staggering around everywhere his head spinning from the blows but she off the top buckle backflip DDT's him to the floor the crowd chant " HOLLY SHIT, HOLLY SHIT, HOLLY SHIT" as she gets up to slam his face 1,2,3,4,5, times into the ringside steps then she sit son the apron showing off her legs ass she waits for her prey staggering around to backpedal right into her side ways headscissors titled his head so far back & back his back bend in uncomfortably the wrong way as she lets up as he knows only pins & submissions inside the ring count as she lets him fall onto the floor crawling & gasping for breath as she stands over him to camel clutch The animal on the floor outside as the fans standing cheer her on she releases him. Vatista is helped to his feet looking down at her boots as Sasha Jaxon tells him " YOU LIKE MY BOOTS " he moans yes " THE GREAT & YES THEY ARE EXPENSIVE  " as she from little back lift karate RVD combo style kicks his face as he rolls himself into the ring trying to regather himself but Sasha Jaxon on the top buckle arms wide open motions & does over the castle take down him once he stood up & turned to face her as she lionsault knee drives his face as she gets up wanting to send a message to future opponents as she pulls him up to set him up to umpretty nail him face first to the canvass then she covers him hooking one leg whilst showing off her body 1,2,3,4,5 it's over just like that the winner of the match an impressive SASHA JAXON as she takes in the crowd's applause she sexual teasing leaning forward blows a kiss before waving bye bye to her defeated opponent face up unmoved by her antics. The chairman is furious that one of his prices recurits good be beaten so easily by a woman whom should not have been able to competite him from little experince she brought to the industry from her soapy television days. Vin McCann summons the tag team champions " YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED & AS YOU TWO ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS YOU WILL FACE JENNIFER SANDERS DO NOT LET ME DOWN OR I WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR TITLES IF YOU LOSE " as they head off piffed off by the chairman's ultamade they just received as the will face the people's champion Jennifer Sanderr the hot lashly sexy short haired former E.W.W. Heavyweight champion only recently back from a long lay off due to the injuries she sustained at the hands of Kurt Kobra whom won the title from her & hasn;t looked like losing it since as she arrives to the ring in her traditional leopard coloured boots, wrist bands, two piece bikini which allows all her features to blossom & that's why she is the most down loaded female in history ass she make sher way to the ring ready. The champions hand there belts as she grabs the microphone to speak with a sexy voice ' ALRIGHT VIN McCANN YOU WANT THIS I WILL TAKE THIS CHALLENGE WHEN I DEFEAT YOUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS I WANT A TITLE SHOT AGAINST KURT KOBRA WHOM BEAT ME AT INTERGENDERMANIA ONE TO RETAIN THE E.W.W. CHAMPIONSHIP " as the chairman gets on the titron " O.K JENNIFER IT'S A DEAL SINCE I TOLD THOSE TWO NOT TO EXPECT TO HOLD ONTO THE TITLES IF THEY LOSE THEN IT'S GREAT IDEA ALTHOUGH WAIT ONE MINUTE THIS MATCH IS THEN A NON TAG MATCH SO RING THE DAMN BELL REFEREE " as the bell rings to begin the match. Ron Sena gets in her face " THE CHAMP IS HERE " as she head lock takes down him gets up to then head scissors & head lock take down the tag team champions whom both kick out & quickly exit to regroup as they re-plan their tactics. Triple D always fluctuated by Jennifer Sanders climb sin first as she karate chops him side on to the neck to the then karate chop him to the forehead as he collapses to the ropes tangling him up but nonetheless his almost out cold as form behind Sena gets snapmared to the canvass as she pulls him up to side walk break him then pull him up to hanging susplexe him as the ring shakes from the impact as she frog splashes him trying to put him away he rolls away to avoid the impact to his relief as he springs up to his feet to toss her by her short stylish blond hair to the floor outside as he helps his tag team partner get untied as this happens then Sena goes outside to cop a vicious from left to right follow through backhand slap to follow up that with get a kick to her midriff attempting to X-factor him to the floor as he X-factors her with venom. Sena allows Triple D to get involved he fury rights her to the face on top of her outside 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, 12 times all up as he gets up filled up with rage to whip her to the post to allow Sena to belly to back Angle slam her then roll her back in to Triple D waiting to pounce to set her up to pedigree her no she counter sot overhead back drop him to spin kick his face to off the ropes hip shoulder him but Sena makes the save to form the opposite direction spear to the canvass to express his emotions to the fans following throughout his veins he off the ropes drop kicks her face to wait to stand over her stare at the crowd booing him & abusing him as he off the ropes You can't see punches the canvass she rolls away to get up to sway to the right then left like a dancer to kick his face as Triple D grabs her from behind then she double kicks away at Sena face 1,2,3,4,5, on the sixth kick he grabs both her legs as they together do the College cheerleader lift & slam her to the canvass by her arms & legs. The E.W.W tag team champions are getting a huge run for their money as they pull her up to double susplexe her to the canvass holding onto her they repeat it three more times to release her sprawled out on the canvass as they look upon her sexy body they all of a sudden both sense that feeling & sure enough it happens because they looked upon her too long without following up they've allowed themselves to be aroused by her beauty she capitalize on this by getting up as she fury rights Triple D on the chin as she was easily able to brush away his block then she does the same to Sena as they both look up with bulged hard on's. Jennifer Sanders stomps them all over as they try to cover up she pulls up Sena to press her body tightly up against his by placing her finger son his bum cheeks to unsettle him in a belly to belly pose before she uses the hold to seduce him further before she smiles at him sexily before she effortlessly surprises Sena by overhead suspelxes him as she reverse spin kicks Triple D trying to assist from behind & for his troubles & then he gets a karate kick to his face whilst on one knee as she pulls him up to side on knee smash his face 1,2,3,4,5, as her ass sways & shakes exciting the male fans & those females also captivated by her sex appeal whilst nailing him as she places Triple D in a reverse full nelson & nails him with all she's got as he lands on his hardon whilst his face slams into the canvass on the full without bracing himself for the impact which results him in shivering from the double blow. Sena waits his time to clothes line her raising to her feet then bends her backwards as he takes his take to gather his thoughts before jumps to his feet telling the fans " YOU CAN'T SEE ME " as Jennifer Sanders is allowed to sit up he drop kicks her to the upper back to chin lock her telling Triple D " GET ON YOUR FEET MAN SO WE PUT HER AWAY " as she stands up not looking too good although her sex appeal is still oozing as she uses her body to rub up against him telling him loudly " YOU KNOW I HAVE FEELING FOR YOU SENA " with that he loosens his hold enough for her to karate kick his face whilst in a flimsy sleeper hold 1,2,3,4, times to turn whilst held by her sexy hips to cuddle him to place him in a abdominal stretch lock as she makes Sena stretch & stagger with all his got as he hip tosses her off him to off the ropes get placed in his own F U he thrashes about to get death valley driven to the canvass as she stands up to soak in the move she did standing in a sexy pose but unprepared for Triple D's reverse susplexe no she blocks it twice to turn in his hold with a hot sweaty body to cop 1,2,3,4,5,12 time clubbing technique pounds across her back then he stands on her lower back making it difficult for Jennifer sanders to at any time get the chance to win the match as he lets up to repeat it taking the chance to regroup himself then steps off as Sena gets up to help Triple D either side of Jennifer Sanders double chop her front on 1,2,3,4,5,11 times all up as she lands on the canvass they help her up to double choke slam her to the canvass as they tell each other lets go for it as Sena pulls her up to allow Triple D to set her up she not only powers out of his pedigree but tosses him like a rag doll onto Sena to upend them both she off the ropes double leg drops Sena's face trapped by Triple D on the canvass bleeding from their head clash as she pulls up Triple D Dangerously Davely Demsley to full Nelson slam him then pull up Sena to toss him out to pull up Triple D to huge power slam him then stand over him motioning to the adoring crowd it's time for the people's breasts ass she off the ropes nails Triple D to his heart both the people's breasts as she remains on top of him 1,2,3,4, as Sena grabs her by her right leg to drag her off him whilst reaching in from lying on the apron having determinedly fought to help his partner survive as pulls him up to place him in a torture rack lock as she twists her body side to side & trying to twist & break him in half it seems as he bellows in agony to Triple D to help him as his partner is still unable to pick himself off the canvass after being on the end of her people's breasts as she steam rollers Sena after placing herself on the middle turnbuckle as she drapes him on top of Triple D to climb to the top buckle as frogsplash them one top of the other as both feel the impact as an exhausted people's champion Jennifer Sanders covers them the referee counts 1,2,3,4, they both kick out. The response of the crowd tells you everything they are deflated by that as Jennifer Sanders pulls them up at the same time to then place them both on either hip to arm one arm around each of them & double belly to belly susplexe them as she once again shows off her feminine strength as she peels Sena off the canvass to pumphandle slam him no he drops down to shove her form behind into Triple D kneeling sucking it all in she counters to spear Triple D out cold then get up to drive the shoulder into Sena leaping to double elbow bat her off the ropes to spine buster slam Sena with she has as she cover shim front on with her hot body then positions herself to sit on his chest to headscissors him as a unable to respond one half of the tag team champions arm drops whilst the referee checks on him one as Triple D crawls towards them two then three, as Jennifer Sanders releases Sena, gets up as Triple D is way too close now & able to stop the submission hold that she pulls Triple D  up to place him on her shoulders he thrashes about with the little resistance he still possess to not only get out of the hold but at the same time reverse DDT's Jennifer Sanders to the canvass but all Triple D has done is allowed Jennifer Sanders whom landed next to Sena cover him with a right arm across his chest to the canvass as Triple D has rolled to the floor outside after delivering the move & because his too exhausted he wasn't able to prevent himself from falling as he grabs desperately at the apron banner sign pulling the Friday night E.W.W. banner for the cameras down rather then helping him get up as he is all too aware of what's happening in the ring as he hears the pumped up crowd count the referee's arm dropping to the canvass whilst in the position to check that Sena's shoulders are pinned to the canvass whilst Jennifer Sanders has now positioned herself to flop on him crossways as 1,2,3,4, & 5, is finally completed as the crowd erupts with huge delight as the winner of the match & number one contender for the E.W.W  CHAMPIONSHIP as the chairman storms down the ring arms flapping cursing like nver before as he walks past Triple D lying on his back on the floor taking in that loss as he grabs the E.W.W TAG TEAM BELTS to head off whilst receiving the fans abuse. Vin McCann stands on the stage with microphone in hand to announce " BY THE WAY JENNIFER SANDERS I'VE CHANGED TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT I'VE DECIDED THAT THE E.W.W. CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH IS UP INSTEAD " as the champion charges to the ring with the belt in his right hand he tosses it to the referee with the crowd tossing all kinds of rubbish into the ring as Jennifer Sanders hunched over in the middle of the ring hears the bell as Kurt Kobra decked out in his black top & white bottom karate suit with his black boots with KK on them as he attacks her with wild kicks as Jennifer Sanders is whipped to the ropes to get drop kicked to the face she is helped up as he walk up right kicks her face so powerful it spins her 360 degrees around to cop a left kick to do the same thing to her this time she falls down as he hair covers her face resting on the canvass as he pulls her up to sweet chin music her she ducks to counter with a low bow that makes him fall down as the referee felling sorry for Jennifer Sanders doesn't call it as Jennifer Sanders tries to place him in a Boston crab but her weary body is unable to perform the hold on a fresh opponent & champion at that as he easily kicks out to get up to measure a Karate Kid One Crane kicks that lands on her face as he stands over her bouncing around " COME ON SWEETHEART GET UP I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET " as she does she he lays the smackdown on her as he gets up waits to Ninja backflip to the top turnbuckle to missile drop kick her face. Jennifer Sanders gets to her feet to sweet chin music out of no where Kurt Kobra's waited to drop kick her standing up but instead copped his right whack as the crowd cheers her every attempt to fight back as she waits to handstand headscissors him to use the hold to nail him face first into the canvass & keep the head scissors in the middle of the ring with the champion unable to reach the ropes as she squeezes & squeezes his head trying to break it open like a watermelon as Kobra reaches back to pull on her hair she allows it as the arms slips off her hair as her hand slips off her moist hair sweating from the two matches she has been involved in as the referee demands the champion tell him if he has had enough he bellows to him " FUCK OFF YOU WEASEL " as he musters all his championship qualities to reach the ropes as she reluctantly releases him gets up to place him on the second turnbuckle to back off to charge him to leap into the air to karate cross kick his face that rocks his world as she whilst still in the air spins 180 to twist of fate him to the canvass as the crowd erupts sensing this could be the beginning of the end & Jennifer Sanders stands up to motion the people's breasts drop as she off the ropes cops sweet chin music as it knocks her almost out as he waits standing on the top turnbuckle to complete his finisher the leap of faith elbow drop right on her face as the exasperated fans yell for the people's champion to respond as the referee makers the count as Jennifer Sanders legs roll slowly side to side if only to show she's not out cold as the count is made 1,2,3,4,5 it's not the way the fans expected the night to end but the winner roof the match & still E.W.W Champion KURT KOBRA as he stands clutching his belt above his head telling the fans whilst pointing down on her with his belt draped over his left shoulder " WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PEOPLE'S CHAMPION NOW " as he heads off copping more food & some full, some half full & some empty drink cups hurled at him along with abuse from the incensed fans as three security guards trying to protect the champion from any harm get laid out with him delivering vicious karate sweet chin music kicks warning the other guards what to expect if he any more rubbish hits him as the remaining security guards do everything they can to make sure he is properly protected. The fans quickly exit pissed off about the outcome of the main event with many chanting " BULLSHIT " but in all agreeing they get value for money & can't wait till next weeks E.W.W TUESDAY NIGHT SHOW to find out what will transpire next what new twists & turns will occur to make the fans glued making E.W.W the highest rating show on cable & free to air television.