Jillian Russell vrs. Jennifer Woo in Thai Boxing
By George Russell
Comments to jillian37dd@yahoo.com
[Ring Announcer] ###Gentlemen, this is the fight that you have all came to see, another dynamite main event promoted by Mr. Chung. This will be a Thai boxing match under the pre 1930 rules using rope hand bindings instead of gloves, will allow elbow contact and the groin will be a legal target. The fight will consist of 3 minute rounds with a 2 minute rest until a winner is declared by knockout or referee stoppage. There will be no surrender by a fighter or the corner. A knockout will be deemed to have occurred if a fighter is unable to get up after being down for a count of 20. The ladies have their hands wrapped in hemp cord and will wear elbow padding to prevent a premature stoppage due to a cuts. These ladies have met three times before, Woo has 2 wins, Russell 1 win, with each fight ending in a knockout and not just a 10 count but the loser was unconscious for several minutes so I###m sure that you###re in for a wild and bloody fight. Now let me introduce the combatants. In the corner to my right, wearing a yellow thong, she stands 5### 8### tall and weighs 138 pounds, from the USA, please welcome the stunning Jillian Russell.###
[Announcer 1] ###A booming applause as Jillian###s second removes her robe revealing her magnificent firm body. The Asian men are speechless at the site of her 37d breasts and large erect deep pink nipples.###
[Ring Announcer] ###Our other combatant for this bout is in the corner to my left, wearing a red thong, she stands 5### 2### tall and weighs 136 pounds, also from the USA by way of Thailand, please give a warm reception for the, Asian Assassin, Jennifer Woo.###
[Announcer 1] ###The favorite is obvious as Jennifer receives a thunderous ovation but the Asian gentlemen are in awe of the redhead. Most have never seen an occidental lady in this state of undress and Ms. Russell is a breath taking site to be sure.###
[Jillian] ###I###m dancing from foot to foot to keep warm and wondering why I###m in a Hong Kong boxing ring preparing to fight Ms. Woo again. Let me go back and begin at the beginning. I had picked up $10,000. for my 4 fights in Grenada which was the most I had ever been paid to fight. Mr. Chung was offering $5000.00 a round to the winner and $2000.00 a round to the loser in a fight that would probably only last 4 or 5 rounds. A number of my fans wanted to see another Woo/Russell fight so here I am.###
Chung was willing to pay good money but also wanted certain guarantees in return. I would have to post a $10,000 performance bond that I would forfeit if I didn###t meet the terms of my contract. Mr. Chung was hosting the match for some wealthy international businessmen, mostly Asians, and would suffer harsh penalties if the bout failed to happen.
The contract set out the time and place of the match, which is Hong Kong, with Chung###s people responsible for transportation and accommodation. The fight would be under the old pre 1930 Thai rules which meant that strikes to the groin area would be allowed. The fight would consist of 3 minute rounds and a 2 minute rest until one of us is knocked out. A knockout would be to a count of 20 instead of the usually 10. Only the referee could stop the fight short of a knockout, surrender by the fighter or corner would not be allowed. We would be topless wearing only a brief silk thong. We would have our hands bound with rope like the original Thai fighters instead of wearing gloves and would wear elbow pads extending down the forearm to prevent a serious premature cut from an elbow smash and subsequently a fight stoppage. There will be cuts but bone on flesh like an elbow hitting an eye tends to produce fight ending cuts and Chung###s guests were looking for 5 or 6 round fight.. A mouth guard would also be permitted. No spouse or boyfriend would be permitted in the dressing room, corner or within 20 feet of the ring. The buzzer has just sounded for round 1, wish me luck.
[Announcer 1] (Round 1) ###Russell has just a magnificent pair of 37d breasts with large deep pink nipples and right now her nipples appear to be the size of unshelled peanuts. Ms Woo has large breasts for an Asian, about a 35c with dark rosebud sized nipples. We have the bell and this fight is underway as Woo quickly moves in on Russell with a jab followed by a kick to the leg. Russell jabs and dances back with Woo in pursuit. Russell catches Woo with a right to her face as she comes in then a kick to the outside of the Asian###s thigh. [Whack] You could hear that one hit. Woo dances back to shake off the kick. They circle jabbing at each other. Woo strikes with a leg kick but Russell avoids it easily. Russell###s breasts bounce with her every movement and the guests love it. Woo slips a firm jab into Russell###s left breast. I can hear a little squeal from the redhead but she comes back and wobbles Woo with a right cross to the chin. Woo backs away to shake off the punch which is the hardest so far in the round. Both ladies are breathing heavy as we reach the halfway mark of the round. Russell moves in on Woo with a long left jab into the Asian###s face, and then another, followed by the right cross which Woo just sidesteps as it grazes her chin. The miss has left Russell off balance and Woo brings a right up into Russell###s groin. Russell is HURT, her face says it all, eyes wide and mouth open with her left arm holding her groin and her right thrashing wildly in an attempt to keep Woo back as she staggers across the ring doubled over. Russell###s corner is screaming for her to go down. Woo attacks the still doubled over redhead with uppercuts to her breasts and face backing her into the ropes. Woo loves to get her opponent on the ropes or in the corner. Russell###s bum goes between the second and third rope and she is sitting on the second rope as Woo continues to her onslaught to Russell###s head. The referee doesn###t intervene until the bell sounds ending the round saving Ms. Russell from further damage. Russell second enters the ring to help her fighter out of the ropes and to her corner.### Any comments Chuck?
[Announcer 2] ###All I can say is wow, what an opening round. I couldn###t see Russell###s face when her second helped her to the corner. We know that she was in some pain but did she suffer more damage in the last few seconds of the round when Woo had her pinned in the corner. They are working on Russell###s breasts and groin area with the ice bags. Woo has a red wept on the left side of her chin. The buzzer sounds and both ladies stand for round 2. The camera has just zoomed in on Ms. Russell and she does have a mouse forming under her right eye and her nipples are almost cherry red. I understand that the rope hand bindings are very abrasive.###
[Announcer 1] (Round 2) ###Thanks Chuck. Woo moves towards Russell with a kick that Russell deflects with her arm. Russell connects with a straight jab to Woo###s face. Woo takes the punch, wraps her hands around Russell###s neck in a Thai clinch pulling the redhead forward and delivering several knees into Russell###s chest. The redhead loses her balance falling backwards into the ropes. Woo delivers a kick into Russell###s left breast. The redhead squeals out and tries to back away from the pursuing Asian but Woo is persistent and tags Russell with a jab to the face. The Asian forces the redhead to the corner and attacks with a left into Russell###s groin followed by a stinging right to Russell###s breast. The redhead squeals out as she attempts to cover up but Woo stays on her with one, two knee lifts into Russell###s chest. Woo blasts a combination low into the redhead###s thong, causing Russell to expel her mouthpiece. Russell is now sitting on the bottom rope and Woo is peppering her breasts with a flurry of punches as the referee hauls the fired up Asian from the corner. A wobbly, rattled and hurting Russell falls forward onto her knees, grimacing in pain and gasping for breath. The referee###s count reaches 14, 15 and Russell gets onto her wobbly legs as the count reaches 16. The referee leads Russell to her corner for a mouthpiece as Woo waits impatiently to continue. The referee signals for the ladies to fight and Woo moves forward jabbing at Russell, who moves the Asian back with a kick to her ribcage. Woo groans out loudly but continues to move aggressively in on Russell and scores with a lighting quick right into the redhead###s left breast. I can hear Russell groan but she comes back with a combination to Woo###s midsection and breast. Woo grunts and the two exchange punches at close quarters. Russell catches Woo with a kick to her thigh as she backs away. Woo limps for a step or two as she walks the pain off but continues to pressure Russell as she attempts to trap the redhead in the corner again. Russell moves away from the corner along the ropes, missing Woo with a right. Under a minute left in the round. Woo sends a flying knee into Russell###s belly driving the redhead to the corner. Russell is hurt and Woo attacks with a knee to the redhead###s groin followed by a series of punches to Russell###s breasts and head forcing the redhead to her knees. Again the referee pulls Woo out of the corner and Russell rolls onto her back in obvious agony. The referee counts as Russell writhes in pain on the mat. The bell sounds as the referee calls out 14 saving Russell from a knockout.
[Announcer 2] ###Russell###s trainer rushes into the ring to the aid of his fighter. Is 2 minutes enough for Russell to recover? She just couldn###t seem to get going and Woo clearly came to fight. Woo is sitting in her corner breathing heavy and being rubbed with an ice bag. It###s almost chaos in the Russell corner as they work anxiously to try and rejuvenate their girl. Russell hasn###t been cut but there is swelling around her left eye, her breasts look puffy, her nipples are very red and her groin area is probably very tender. Ms. Russell probably wishes that the last round had been 7 seconds longer and she wouldn###t have to face the wrath of Woo again. I hear the buzzer for round 3, so back to you Jim.###
[Announcer 1] (Round 3) ###Thanks Chuck, Ms. Woo is on her feet and anxious to get going. Ms. Russell looks a little less than anxious shall we say. I think that right now she would rather be anywhere but facing Woo in this ring. Woo moves toward Russell scoring with a quick jab, not damaging but just something to keep Russell off balance. Woo angling to trap the redhead in the corner but Russell slips away along the ropes. Woo moves in but is caught by a kick from Russell that land just below her belly button. The Asian is momentarily hurt. Russell moves in with a couple of punches to Woo###s head. Woo is wobbled by Russell###s big right and the redhead takes the fight to the Asian. Russell drives a knee into Woo###s groin, then another right to her head. Woo is hurt and Russell is looking to finish her with a right uppercut. Woo scores a blistering right kick to the left side of Russell###s head. There###s blood. I see blood spraying into the air as Jillian Russell###s head snaps sideways and she lands flat on her back. Russell###s left eyebrow is split open as the dazed redhead remains spread eagle on the mat. I think everyone in the building just took a picture of Ms. Russell as she lay exposed on the mat. Woo is on her feet but on the ropes trying to clear her head as the referee begins the count on Russell for the third time. Russell has rolled onto her side and pushed up onto her hands and knees and onto her feet with help from the ropes. A less courageous woman would have probably remained down for the count. The cut on Ms. Russell###s eyebrow looks about half an inch long and shouldn###t compromise the fight. Both ladies appear woozy as they move within range and go into a Thai clinch and begin to trade knees and elbows. Both are inflicting damage to the other###s breasts and ribs. Russell attempts to pull away and Woo is flung headfirst into the ropes as the two ladies break apart. Woo is caught up in the ropes and Russell gives her a couple of kidney punches before the referee can intervene. Russell takes a warning and Woo is not happy with her tactics. The referee calls for the ladies to fight. Woo misses with a roundhouse kick and Russell ceases the opportunity to bury a left into the Asian###s breast followed by her dynamite right uppercut. Woo topples to the mat, confused but still conscious as she rolls onto her hands and knees. Woo struggles up as the referee calls out 15 but she###s dazed and hurt. Russell###s corner is shouting instructions and the redhead moves in punishing Woo with lefts and rights, but can###t connect with the knockout punch. Woo has been cut on the cheek below her left eye and there is also blood from her nose. Woo is most dangerous when hurt and pulls Russell towards her driving her knee up between Russell###s legs. Russell emits a half gasp half scream as she goes to the mat clutching her womanhood. Russell is again writhing in agony on the mat and she won###t beat the count this time but time could run out in the round. The referee is at 18,19 and the bell saves Jillian Russell. I don###t know where Woo found the strength to knee Russell and Russell is probably wondering the same thing.
[Announcer 2] ###Russell###s corner people carry their lady to the corner and frantically begin to revive her. They also have a cut eyebrow to deal with and Russell###s right nipple has also been cut open. Will 2 minutes be enough time? The Woo corner is also working at a feverish pace. Ms. Woo still appears glassy eyed and wobbly with a nasty cut below her left eye as well as a bloody nose. It doesn###t appear that her nose is broken but it###s hard to tell from here. I see Russell###s boyfriend, Ken, moving to ringside to talk to Mr. Chung. Yes, I can hear him say to Chung that he wants the fight stopped. Chung is shaking his head and saying no, as he has his security people take Ken back to his seat. There is no indication that Russell wants to quit. Both ladies are hurt but who is hurt more is hard to say. We know that Woo is like a wounded tiger when she###s hurt and I think Russell knows that after taking the knee. The warning buzzer has just sounded for round 4 so over to you Jim.###
[Announcer 1] (Round 4) ###Thanks Chuck. Both ladies are up on their feet, Russell is doing some bends, obviously to try and stretch out the pain still lingering from the devastating knee she took late in the last round. Woo looks ok but maybe a little unsteady. Woo still the aggressor moves toward Russell snapping a jab into the redhead###s chest. Russell backs into the ropes and Woo moves in and they exchange 4 or 5 punches with Russell catching Woo flush on the nose. Blood is flowing from Woo nose but she continues her aggression as she rips Russell###s right nipple open further with a brutal uppercut. Russell screams out as she covers up her breasts but Woo has her trapped in the corner and the Asian Assassin unleashes a left into Russell###s groin that drops the redhead onto the bottom rope, then a right uppercut and Russell falls back through the ropes and onto a ringside table. This is bizarre. The referee won###t begin the count until Russell is back in the ring. A very dazed Ms. Russell crawls under the bottom rope with the help of two spectators. Russell barely beats the count and looks very wobbly as the referee calls for the ladies to box and turns a fired up Woo loose on Russell. Woo backs the dazed redhead into the corner. Woo with a left punch, then a right elbow into Russell###s face. Russell is now cut above both eyes and Woo won###t back off. Russell pulls Woo###s head down and drives her knee up into the Asian###s face. Woo topples backward, blood streaming from her nose. Woo is out cold near the middle of the ring. The referee begins to count while Russell leans in a neutral corner trying to gain her composure. The referee 18, 19, 20! Jennifer Woo is still out cold. This fight is over as Russell KO###s Woo. The doctor and Woo###s corner people rush to her aid. Russell collapses halfway to her corner and has to be helped by her trainer. Both ladies took a beating as was expected. Jennifer Woo is still on the mat but she has regained consciousness.
[Mr. Chung] ###The winner by knockout at 2:11 of the 4th round is Jillian Russell. Congratulation Ms. Russell. We will have a rematch in 90 days.
**I would appreciate feed back on this story, good or bad before I write the rematch. I will probably create a poll on the website for anonymous feedback.
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