Jill

Jillian Russell and Jennifer Woo in an MMA style Fight.

By Jillian & George Russell

[Jillian] ###Three months seems like a long time but 90 days just seem to fly by. It was almost time for my rematch with Jennifer Woo and I wasn###t really looking forward to it. I had less than a week to psych myself up for the fight. A few things had changed for this match. Woo###s camp had talked Mr. Chung into 5 minute rounds as I was saved at the end of the 3 minute round twice in our last fight. The fight would not be in Hong Kong but on a floating palace (Yacht) somewhere in the South Pacific. We would fight an MMA style fight in an octagon with very few rules and no referee inside the cage. This meant that we would be going to the mat, a place I###m not comfortable with. The rules were no biting, no gouging, no holds to the genitals and no kicks to the head when a fighter is on the mat. I had been informed that Ms. Woo had bulked up for our rematch; mostly muscle but my sources had her as high as 155 pounds. I immediately read my copy of the contract and found that there is no specified weight limit and rounds in the fight can be 3-5 minutes. The extra weight would definitely allow her to punch and kick harder but my main worry was being on the mat with her. I would try and remain on my feet but I knew we would go to the mat especially during a 5 minute round. Mr. Chung again tried to persuade me to fight naked but I told him that I wanted to retain a little dignity and agreed to wear thong panties.###

[Kelly] (Ken###s sister) ###Ken and Jill have a lot riding on this fight. Mr. Chung had again insisted that Ken post a $10,000. performance bond which would be forfeited if Jill didn###t show up for the fight or wanted to withdraw before the 3^rd round. The winner would receive $50,000. and the loser $25,000. The last fight only lasted 11 minutes and 11 seconds so I doubt that this one will go much longer. Ken was already a basket case and I wondered how much help he would be in Jill###s corner. I would be in her corner as well as Ken and Mike our friend and cut man, of course the octagon doesn###t really have any corners. Jill was nervous in the dressing room as we prepared her for the fight and I could see that she regretted signing the contract but it was too late now. She had to face Woo or lose the bond. Jill striped down to her panties and Ken gave her a pre fight massage to loosen her up. She did some stretching exercises, and then changed into her thong, a very skimpy thong, I might add. I could see that Ken was surprised. We put her gloves on and sparred and shadow boxed to warm up.###

Jill sits nervously in the dressing room

[Kelly] ###It was finally time to head up on deck to the octagon and thank god as Jill was fast becoming a basket case too. Jill wore a white satin knee length robe up to the octagon. Jennifer was already in the cage and looking extremely menacing at 150 pounds. This meant that Jill would give away 14 pounds. I removed Jill###s robe and she dropped her slippers and apprehensively stepped into the cage. She jumped as the door clanged shut behind her. There was no way out now, just her and Woo in the cage and I knew that she was scared. I held my hand on her shoulder and gave her a sip of water through the bars as we waited for the announcements.###

[Announcer 1] ###Ladies and gentlemen, the combatants are in the octagon for the fight you came to see. This will be a MMA style fight with almost no holds barred and no rules. We do have a couple of rules which the ladies are on the honor system to observe. The referee will remain outside the octagon and will only enter if he believes the fight should be stopped. These ladies met 90 days ago in a brutal contest where Ms. Russell knocked Ms. Woo out at 2:11 of the 4^th round. Ms. Woo is here to avenge her defeat.###

###Now let me introduce the ladies. On my right, wearing a white satin thong, she stands 5### 8### tall and weighed in at 138 pounds, from the USA, please welcome the stunning Jillian Russell.### [A booming applause]

[Announcer 1] ###On my left, wearing a black thong trimmed with red, she stands 5### 2### tall and weighed in at 150 pounds, also from the USA by way of Thailand, please give a warm reception for the, Asian Assassin, Jennifer Woo.### [Thunderous Applause]

At 150 pounds Woo looked extremely menacing.

[Announcer 2] ###Ms. Woo has put on weight for this fight. I hope the weight difference of 14 pounds isn###t too much for Russell to handle. The octagon doors are closed and it appears we ready to begin.###

[Announcer 1] The bell has sounded and we are underway. Woo moves out quickly almost attacking Russell. Russell is caught flat footed and jabs at Woo###s face as she backs away to regroup. Woo smiles as she misses the redhead with a kick. Russell###s corner is yelling for Jillian to punch Woo. The Asian wants to take Russell to the mat and the redhead has no intention of going there yet. Woo moves in and is tagged by a beautiful right to her head. Woo is staggered. Russell moves in but is nailed by a knee to her belly. Ahuuug, the redhead groans as she doubles over in pain and retreats from Woo###s reach. Russell is gulping for breathe and trying to recover as Woo moves in with a kick which the redhead is able to deflect. Woo traps Russell against the cage and both ladies exchange punches before Russell is able to move back to the middle of the octagon. Russell###s left eye now appears a bit swollen. Woo attempts a kick that misses and Russell retaliates with a kick into the Asian###s upper thigh. That one hurt Woo as she limps for a couple of steps before turning to face Russell. Woo with a jab to Russell###s breasts but Russell comes back with a right that slips through the guard and lands flush on Woo###s face. Woo is shaken and there is a little blood from her nose. Woo needs to find a way to nullify Russell###s big right or she may be on her back looking at the stars. Russell now chasing Woo as the Asian is trying to clear her head. Russell with a jab then a blistering right that just grazes Woo###s cheek. The Asian comes back with a left just below the top of Russell###s thong. ###Whoop###, echoes out followed by ###Uhuug### as Russell doubles over in pain. The redhead is hurt and Woo delivers a right uppercut into Russell###s chest. Ooooh, that one hurt as it stretched Russell###s left breast upward. Woo peppers Russell with punches as the redhead tries to protect herself. Woo takes Russell to the mat wrapping a scissor hold around her head. Both ladies appear tired. There was some concern that Russell could last a 5 minute round. Woo grasps Russell###s left nipple and begins to knead it. The redhead emits her now famous squeal as she grabs at Woo###s hand in an attempt to dislodge it. Russell###s right arm is tied up in the hold so she only has one free hand against Woo###s two. Russell squirms and thrashes but can###t break the hold. Woo now rested a bit begins punching the redhead###s breasts, the second punch bringing a loud ahhhhh from Russell. Woo moves lower with another right centered on Russell###s belly button, a groan, then another a bit lower, a louder groan, and yet another still lower. Russell screams out in pain as Woo punch found its mark. The redhead thrashes ferociously but can###t break the hold or roll over to protect her abdomen. Fortunately time is running out but Woo delivers three quick rights in rapid succession. Russell spews out her mouthpiece as she cries out in pain. I think the last punch caught Russell in the groin. The round has ended and the octagon doors are being opened. Woo does break cleanly but does pinch Russell###s nipple before the redhead can roll over. Over to you Fred for your take on round 1.

[Announcer 2] ###Thanks Dave. Ms. Russell seems to be in a great deal of pain as she struggles up onto her knees. She has 2 minutes to rest and recuperate and they are ticking away. We know that she must answer the bell for round 2 regardless of how she feels. Russell doesn###t look the worse for wear, she does have a mouse under her left eye and the whole eye is swollen. Woo looks refreshed in her corner; her nose did bleed from a Russell punch but stopped 30-40 seconds later. Russell###s corner has four ice bags, one on the back of her neck, one on her left eye, one on each breasts and another on her lower tummy. Ken, Russell###s boyfriend is giving her instructions but we can###t hear what he###s saying. Will she be ready for round 2? There###s the buzzer, back to you Dave.###

[Kelly] ###Woo had undeniably beaten our girl up in the last half of the round. Jill was sore but tried not to show it. I worried that Jill could collapse completely if she took a big punch, knee or kick to her tummy. Woo had also severely bruised Jill###s nipples. I had ice directly on her swollen left nipple to relieve the pain but that would be short lived and I didn###t know how much more pain she could take. I think she was really scared about what Woo could do in the cage but was keeping a firm upper lip for Ken###s sake.###

[Announcer 1] ###The octagon doors clang shut and round 2 is underway. Russell still appears just a bit shaky but is up on the balls of her feet and has just drove a stiff jab through to Woo###s face. Woo jabs back but Russell blocks and nails Woo with a firm right to the left side of her face. Woo is shaken and Russell with a left to the Asian###s breasts and a right upper cut under Woo###s chin. Woo staggers back but her legs go rubbery and she falls on her shapely bum. Russell isn###t going after her on the mat and backs off waiting for the Asian to get to her feet. That was a nice combination by Russell. This is now the kind of fight she wants. Woo is up and advancing on Russell who sticks another jab into the Asian###s nose. We have a little blood again from Woo###s nose. Russell again with jab, jab, jab as Woo advances, then the hard right that Woo is able to duck and the Asian brings her left up into Russell###s belly. The sound of that 6 oz glove on Russell###s unprotected tummy sounds like, ###Whoop### Then a second later a grunt ###Uhuug### as she experiences the pain. Russell half doubled over backs away from Woo trying to recover before Woo can take advantage of her. Russell###s foot work and jab get her out of trouble as she is able to keep Woo on the outside. A frustrated Ms. Woo attempts to trap Russell against the cage but the redhead scores with a jab to Woo###s nose followed by a stinging right to the left side of the Asian###s face. There is more blood from Woo###s nose and it looks like she now has a small cut on her left eyebrow. Woo is preoccupied with her nose as Russell snaps a quick left into the Asian###s breasts and then drops her to the mat with a right uppercut. Woo appears hurt and Russell advances then on advice from her corner backs away as Woo rolls over and struggles to her feet. Russell moves in, a left into Woo###s thong and a right that the Asian is able to avoid. Russell###s right side is open and Woo drives a knee into Russell###s belly. It was low and Woo###s shin probably contacted Russell###s groin. The groan, ###Uhuug### as Russell crumples to the mat holding her lower abdomen. Russell is hurt and on her knees. Woo is on Russell###s back with her left arm around the redhead###s neck and her legs hooked in and punching at Russell###s head, breasts and ribs. Russell drops flat on her abdomen to protect herself with Woo still on her back. The ladies struggle for control rolling over so that Woo has her back on the mat holding Russell on top of her with a choke hold and legs hooked around Russell###s legs. Wow, that is quite a picture Fred, Ms. Russell###s red and swollen nipples pointing straight up, her legs splayed wide. Russell flays away with fists and elbows breaking free and rolling onto her hands and knees. Woo with a knee to Russell###s chin sends the redhead backwards to the mat. Russell is groggy and disorientated as Woo grasps her left ankle pulling Russell###s shapely limb near vertical while stepping on the inside of right knee. Russell###s legs are spread wide as Woo drives her heal into the redhead###s groin. Russell###s body jerks up to a sitting position but Woo kicks her in the chest dropping on her back on the mat. Woo attempts another stomp but Russell thrashes and rolls breaking her foot free and kicking Woo in the face. Woo stumbles backward into the cage sliding down onto her bum, groggy but not out. Russell is lying near the center of the ring in a curled position trying to rub the hurt from her groin. Time runs out with both ladies hurt. Your comments on round 2 Fred.

[Announcer 2] ###It was another great round Dave with both ladies hurting the other. It was almost even with Russell dominating the first half and Woo taking the last half. We will check on Woo first, her nose continues to bleed intermittently, Russell has opened up a small cut on Woo###s left eyebrow and the right side of the Asian###s face seems to be swelling from the kick she took at the end of the round. Russell hasn###t been cut but her left eye is badly swollen, not shut but getting close. She now has a mouse under her right eye as well as her left. Woo has been relentless with her body shots and Russell###s breasts are showing some bruising. It###s no secret now that Russell###s abdomen and groin are very tender. She can no longer hide the pain she feels when Woo hits her. It looks like the two minute rest is over Dave.###

[Kelly] ###Woo had bruised Jill###s breasts, abdomen and groin good in that round. My feeling was that she had to go for broke and knock Woo out this round. She couldn###t take many more body shots. Ken agreed and told Jill to go for the knock out right away.###

[Announcer 2] ###We are beginning our 11^th minute of the fight and both ladies are showing the effects. Russell is out briskly with her irritating jab into Woo###s face. Woo###s nose is bleeding again. Russell staggers Woo with a big right and Russell is on her a left and another right. Woo comes back with a right, a left and another brutal right to Russell###s head. Russell is hurt, her left eyebrow has been cut with blood trickling into her left eye and dripping onto her breasts. Woo has an all but helpless Russell backed against the cage and continues to batter her with a left to her belly, a right into her groin. Russell###s face says it all, ###AGONY!### Russell tries to defend herself but Woo is all over her, a right uppercut, a left uppercut, Russell is out, I###m sure that Russell is out as Woo bring a knee up into her groin. A right sends Russell sprawling onto the canvas. There is the bell but Woo is on top of an unconscious Russell pounding away at her breasts as the referee enters the octagon and pulls Woo off of her lifeless foe. Take over Fred, I###ve lost my voice.###

[Announcer 2] ###All I can say is wow Dave. The last 30 seconds of this fight was just grisly for Russell as Woo turned it on rendering the redhead all but helpless before knocking her out and continuing her assault on the unconscious redhead. Woo was like a women possessed. Ms. Russell is still out as the doctor and her corner people work to revive her. Woo is being carried around the octagon by her boyfriend while Russell###s boyfriend, Ken, anxiously works to revive his lady. Russell###s eyes are open and she appears to be in a great deal of pain. They are holding Ms. Russell in a sitting position and are trying to help her up on her feet. Russell appears to be in pain as she is assisted, actually more like carried with a person under each arm, from the octagon to her dressing room below to receive further medical attention.

[Announcer 1] ###Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by knockout at 0:48 of round 3 is Ms. Jennifer Woo. [Guest erupt with applause][After applause subsides] ###Please show your appreciation for the courageous Jillian Russell as she is assisted from the octagon for medical attention. Let###s hope that she is back in the ring soon as she is a great warrior.###

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