Unevenly Matched Tag Team Massacre Never let it be said that the Battle Clan lacked guts or imagination especially Ol' Deacon. Imagine this: a tag team match with bitter enemies paired as partners. Who you might ask? Well try Dawnique and Lynette Vs. Sylvia and Sara of the Simba Organization. A wild thought? Yes but wait until you hear the details: Extreme submission, there must be two submissions from either team in order for the other team to win, if a knockout occurs then the match turns into a handicap match and the one competitor must fight the other two. Each combatant will be supplied one fingerless glove and one set of brass knuckles also a pair of 'Breast Blades' for each team. Except for the aforementioned gear only Brazilian G- strings are to be worn. The match was to take place in an outdoor pit located somewhere in the Rain Forest of Brazil. Originally Deacon wanted the match up to be Immensia and Bonita Bodyrock Vs. Sara and Sylvia (not wanting to put his beloved Lynette in harm's way) but I thought to make it more interesting we would make more evenly match rivals into partners to see if the will to win and the love of money was greater than their petty differences. Not to be out done Deacon took care to prepare his ladies; he employed the services of Sheheeda to instruct the ladies in the art of Breast Blade fighting and Alima to instruct them on the different African styles of wrestling. This was a $10,000.00 match, $1000.00 to each girl for participation, $500.00 per submission or knock out and $4000.00 plus royalties from recordings to the winning team. There was extensive betting between the Clan and Simba but the girls were not in on that; well as James Brown says, "This is a Man's World". The only rules we could get the Simba group to agree to were no killing, no spinal attacks and no eye gauging; (Deacon was sick) however this was a coupe so we are starting to wear them down though ;-). We arranged for the girl's fight to Sao Paulo to be three days prior to the bout such that they might get over jet lag and become acclimated to the climate. Considering their sorted past with each other they were surprisingly civil. I guess the old saying; "money talks and that other stuff walks" holds true. It was decided that the two least experienced females would fight first; that would be Sara and Lynette, both considered natural talents the match up was greatly anticipated. After which if there was no tag out right away the two veterans Dawnique and Sylvia would lock up, the betting on these two started in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. The humidity of the Amazon jungle was grueling and would have been unbearable to Dawnique and Lynette but the wise Ol' Deacon had them train outdoors in southern Louisiana and the South Florida swamplands at an outdoor facility supplied by RacerX. Despite their preparation all the girls were drenched with sweat and anticipation. Dawnique whispered this to Lynette, "Look girl I know we have had our differences and you think we have nothing in common but we are more alike than you know. #1. We are both top competitors and hate to loose and I know you do too #2. These African B!%@#!es don't think anything of us, they call us S#!%! like "Agottah!" behind our back and to our face in their own language." Agotah? Lynette questioned. "Yea, "cotton picker" translated Dawnique. "They think their better than us and I don't no about you but I ain't gonna get my @$$ whooped by no "Booty Scratcher!" Lynette broke into loud uncontrolled laughter joined by Dawnique both women having to cover their mouths to maintain some decorum. This was a good sign to Deacon because though the girls displayed a diplomatic cooperation they still lacked what any good tag team needed until that moment. Finally Lynette and Dawnique had a moment and bonded. Across the pit the opposing team had their own conversation in French; Sylvia initiated this discourse to Sara wagging her fat finger in the younger girls face, "Paraît petit fille nous ne peut pas permettre à détaché à ces noir américain whores ou nous et nos familles sera disgraced. Vous savez de même que moi qu'ils sont descendus de rien, pickers de coton! Donc que est-ce que je propose suis que vous tout je vous dis de vous passer du question." " Vous le nerf doit parler me suis dans ce fas-hion? A besoin de je vous rappelle qui dans notre dernière réunion je vous transmets la défaite? Sara répliquée. "Comment vous oser! Vous petit B!%@#! Je suis votre aîné! Sylvia répondu. "Vous êtes rien me ne suis sauf un par- dessus évalué, par-dessus la vache de poids! Vous venez de faire sûr ils mettent't fait à vous ce que j'ai fait à vous!" Translation: "Look little girl we can not afford to loose to these black American whores or we and our families will be disgraced. You know as well as I that they are descended from nothing, cotton pickers! So what I propose is that you do everything I tell you to do without question." " You have the nerve to speak to me in this fashion?! Need I remind you that in our last meeting I hand you the defeat? Retorted Sara. "How dare you! You little B!%@#! I am your elder! Replied Sylvia. "You are nothing to me except an over rated, over weight cow! You just make sure they don't do to you what I did to you!" Then Sara turned away from her. Lynette nudged Dawnique and said "I don't know what they were saying but it looks like trouble in paradise". They both smiled at the thought of disharmony in their opponent's camp. Time was winding up the moment of truth was approaching there were bleachers circumfuse the little outdoor arena creating a primitive but well lit amphitheater that sat a small crowd of 50 which was almost at capacity. The audience was primarily comprised of Battle Clan and Simba higher-ups and their unlikely assortment of special guests: Mr. Boniduchy, Mr. Gobanifar, Ms. Rice, Mrs. Jordan just to name a few. Preparation for this match was event in the superior physical appearance of the combatants: Dawnique's exotic maroon hue was captivating and befitting the Brazilian backdrop engulfing the whole scene. Sinewy details of her sensual figure was peerless to say the least; faultless rhombus shaped calves stabilizing her curvaceous yet robust thighs, which were attached to a sleek vermilion, unblemished, and thoroughly muscular posterior. Not to be ignored Dawnique's 22 inch abdominal eight-pack was worthy of being a text book example. A V-shaped back, smooth but broad shoulders accompanied all of this with mango shaped mammary sweat glistened in the light of the setting South American sun. Lynette's classic African form though different complimented her partner's, a hour glass figure decorated with broad shoulders, bounteous gravity defying breasts adorned with glistening blades encircling her jaunty dark chocolate nipples. Cascading abdominals harmonized nicely into her delicious cinnamon toned hips and ample, arousing and Junoesque. The slight bow in her gracefully symmetrical legs and calves drew much attention from the crowd as well. Finally the gong sound summoning Lynette and Sara to the center of the pit; they cautiously circling one another searching for weakness but there was none. Hence they both were resolved to lock and see who was the superior warrior; they engaged in mutual half headlock half-facial claw holds. Mammary pendulant warring piercing the others, not deeply but viciously. Their sweaty lower halves assisting in the struggle; hearty legs fixed in back stances, exquisite copious thighs tensing with striated activity, their vigorous spherical rumps rotating in rhythmic fury while their massive calves flexed into quadrilateral form. It is said that full contact combat dispels all falsehood and pretense; it did for these two combatants. Sara was told all her life that black Americans were weak, lazy and had no resolve she learned quickly that it was not true at least not about Lynette. Opposite stereotypes were relayed to Lynette she was told that Africans physical strength was almost super-human and that an American would not stand a chance in a fair fight. Lynette found Sara to be formidable but no more dominate that Dawnique. Lynette knew that she needed an advantage before Sara could make her move so she applied an exotic technique she learned for Sheheeda called the "The Blades of Nightfall" Lynette locked her breast blades on to Sara's blades in a downward motion then cart wheeled herself twisting their nipples and because of the positioning of the blades sunk into Sara's supple breasts causing excruciating pain as well as creating twin crimson streams that were forming small puddles below. Lynette rested her thighs on Sara's shoulders pretzling her legs and cinching Sara's face into her womanhood and smothering sexy thighs, then she dug her hands into Sara's sinewy outer abdominal wall. Only the elder members of Simba and G-Man had seen this maneuver before but the sight of it brought them to their feet because it was performed flawlessly by a westerner. G-Man was much pleased and gave Deacon a very rare smile and a wink. Sara's was in deep physical distress evidenced by her desperate attempts at an anal claw hold but to no avail for Lynette's powerful buttocks were sealed shut. We would have heard Sara screams but she was completely engulfed in Lynette's sexy suffocating flesh. Sara started to shutter body part by body part until she fell to her knees then to her side then she was out. Lynette had done it she eliminated and successfully crippled a member of the other team. Lynette released her unconscious foe to quivering convulsions. Sylvia was cursing in three languages and refused to assist her fallen partner so Lynette and Dawnique very gingerly carried her to the medical staff. After this it was Dawnique and Sylvia's turn; it became obvious that they had great contempt for one another, Dawnique because of Sylvia's disloyalty to her teammate and Sylvia because she simply hated all American blacks. At the sound of the gong the battle queens ran directly at each other once they were within three feet of one another Sylvia scrapped the ground with her foot kicking up dirt into Dawnique's eyes halting her momentum as she wiped her eyes trying to regain her sight. Meanwhile Sylvia delivered a devastating body check knocking Dawnique backward through the air then to the ground. Sylvia became air born hoisting her thick ebony frame through the air flipping and landing on Dawnique's head butt first. Sylvia quickly clamped on a figure four headlock then converted it into Brave's bow thighlock. Sylvia wasted no time hooking the red vixen's inner thigh then ripping at Dawnique's womanhood leaving Dawnique blinded bent and battered, Sylvia's speed power and agility left the crowd awe stricken and thrilled. By this time Lynette was screaming out encouragement to her contorted and beaten partner. "Hang in their "D"! You can beat this B!%@#! Sylvia's greatest down fall was that she was impatient; a submission or a knock needed to come quickly or she grew weary of the hold no matter how effective. Little did she know Dawnique was about to submit before passing out so as not to leave her less experienced partner in the hands of such a formidable adversary. Frustrated Sylvia released the red vixen then grabbed her by the ears raising her to her feet screaming then delivered a head snapping butt to the nose splattering blood in all directions. Dawnique just dropped to her knees blood running down her face in the form of a go-tee then dripping off her chin, her chest heaving sporadically in hyper-vinhilation, stomach muscles contracting arms dangling with no signs of energy. In cruelty Sylvia spat in Dawnique's face and kick her in the chest knocking her backwards knees bent underneath, her battle hard mammary erect and pointed to the dark Brazilian ski. Sylvia in a foolish display of pride and conceit circled the fallen she-warrior gloating in pontificating of her superior prowess over all "American B!%@#es!" Not only did this give Dawnique a chance to catch her breath it pissed her off to think, "This booty scrathin' B!%@#! Gonna spit in my face and brag about whoopin' my @$$!? Oh H#!! No! Dawnique eye blood red (only few of us knew what that meant) moved her knees from underneath her body coiled then back toward her and like a gymnast kick to a standing position then immediately became airborne in a flying side kick to the west African girl's temple. Dawnique then rolled away and ran to tag her partner, "Lynette keep the B!%@#! Over here you can beat her and I can show you how." "OK " replied Lynette awaiting instructions. "Her ego is out of control, insult her and make her come to you" Lynette turned to face her stocky opponent then cried out," come you big black greasy booty scratchin' gorilla show me what you got! Sylvia cursed and charged her; Dawnique gave Lynette instructions, "Stay here don't move till I tell you be ready to side step her and kick her in the side of the neck and the ribs if possible. "Aight "said Lynette her eyes fixed on the fast approaching warrior; Sylvia's perfect white teeth were showing, her nostrils in full flare, her mammary jostling like a two great soccer balls and her massive arms flexing for battle once she was about three feet away she tried the same dirt kicking trick she used against Dawnique but to no avail by this time Lynette was airborne improvising on Dawnique's brilliant instruction. Lynette delivered a flying jump sidekick to the big girl's already assaulted temple as she passed by. Sylvia's whole body spun the she crashed headlong into the pit wall. "Lotus Lock! Lotus Lock!" Screamed Dawnique. Without delay Lynette dragged Sylvia by her mangled lock to a sitting position then mounted her with the Lotus Lock which caused Sylvia to emit the first feminine sounds coming from her in the entire ordeal, "Eeeeeaauhh! Lynette braced herself by digging deeply into Sylvia triceps while baring down on her neck with her legs and tiring her with the rest of her weight. Sylvia's head moved to the ground inch by inch as she lost strength drawing closer to the small pool of tears snott and spittle created bellow her. Rolls of her fat were now bulging from her sides her breath labor and periodically blowing gusts of dirt visible to al in attendance. "Don't let her go stay on the B!%@#! Stay on her Lynette!" encouraged Dawnique. Lynette did as she was told and it paid off, Sylvia began to mutter something in French, "I surrender! I surrender! While tapping out with her hands simultaneously then she passed out. Lynette released her slowly then staggered over to her partner hugging her tight and confessing," I could not have done it without you. The crowd was going wild for one reason or another, the Battle Clan won a major defeat that day and Deacon's problem was being solved if he would receive it. G-Man