Kicking Ass with Bare Feet

Five barefooted female martial artists beat a gang of drug dealers to a pulp.


"Hi, guys, what are you doing?"

Jericho and his men looked up to see a smiling, sexy woman padding barefooted
into the clearing. She was dressed in a loose, hippyish top, faded blue jeans,
and the thick dirty soles of a lifetime elegant barefooter. For a lone woman
walking into the middle of a drug deal, she certainly seemed confident. But
then a woman with the ass-kicking skills of Hollis Johansen has no reason not
to be confident.

"What the fuck you doing, bitch?" spewed Jericho, reaching for his pocket.
Then a series of loud clicks went around the periphery of the hearing.
Suddenly, reaching for that gun didn't seem like such a good idea.

"That's my hubby," Hollis grinned, clearly the sign of a woman in love. "I'm
the ass-kicker of the family, but I don't mess with him, because that man is
the single most perfect shot I have ever seen. The other guns you heard
belonged to four of my students from my women's self-defense school. Well,
actually, they belonged to your bodyguards out there in the woods, but we beat
all five of them into bloody pulps and took their guns."

At that word, four confident women in bare feet stepped out of the woods, each
pointing a handgun at a different member of the drug-dealing crowd.

"What is this?" spewed Jericho. "Do you know who you're fucking with?"

Hollis nodded. "Absolutely. I know who you are and what you do. You sell
poison to kids and use violence and intimidation to keep your position secure.
Well, that ends today, because you don't intimidate me."

"But I know how to use violence!" he cried. Jericho swung his fist right at
this meddling bitch. Unfortunately for him, Hollis put one arm up to block
while driving her left bare foot straight into his groin.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!" cried Jericho, collapsing to the groung and
holding his crotch. "You kicked my dick, bitch!"

"I'll kick a lot more than that in a minute," Hollis smiled grimly. She went
to each of the other dealers and patted them down, removing their weapons. She
then tossed each gun out of the clearing. The anger on the men's faces was
obvious, but none of them wanted to risk the embarrassment of getting whooped
by a woman.

Once she was done, Hollis smiled. "Well, ladies, that's it." They've gotten
rid of their guns, so let's get rid of ours. With that, the four barefooted
babes dropped their guns behind the tree line.

"What the fuck?" asked one of the drug dealers. "Fuck these bitches up."

Each thug picked a different girl and charged forward, swinging blows. Each
thug was treated to a barrage of hard fists and dirty soles which landed him
on the ground with a whole bunch of hurt. Hollis shook her head. These idiots
never learn. She would always teach never to attack unless an immediate
injustice is being done. However, the bullying nature of most badguys
generally meant that you could rely upon them to start the fight. And once
they started it, Hollis' girls had no problem beating each one of them into
unbearable pain.

Jericho looked up in horror as his empire was collapsing in a flurry of female
feet. One man was crying, another begging his female attacker to stop beating
him, a third was being forced to eat dirt by his feminine tormentor, and the
last was lying unconscious. The horror grew as Hollis' voice came down to him:
"Get up."

Suddenly, a wave of rage came over Jericho. He sprang up, ready to rip this
woman apart with his bare hands. WHAP!!! Hollis's calloused sole, smashed him
in the nose! He landed flat on his back with a broken nose. Jericho roared up
again. There was a flurry of expertly skilled hands, and Jericho found himself
flying through the air. THUD! He smashed into the ground and felt the hurt
everywhere. This last time when he popped up, he didn't something he never
thought he'd do in his life: he turned and ran like a scared little whooped
pup! Unfortunately, a firm hand on his belt kept him from going anywhere.
Another firm hand spun him around, almost certainly into the path of an
oncoming fist.

"NO!" begged Jericho, holding his hands up defensively. Sure enough, Hollis
had a fist coming right for him, but it stopped. Jericho's eyes were full of
terror as they stared at the powerful missile which was right in front of him.
Then he let his eyes view the whole clearing. All four of his men lay on the
ground, moaning, bawling, or unconscious. All of them had blackening eyes,
mangled noses, busted lips, and missing teeth. It was the absolute worst
second of Jericho's life. And indeed, it broke him. He would never get his
position of power back. He would spend the next ten years in prison, and never
again dare to break the law again. But right now all he could think of was to
be spared from anymore beating by this unstoppably gorgeous and barefooted
woman.

"I'll do anything you want," he begged, "just please don't beat the shit out
of me any more! I just want lie here and bleed." And his bawling began.

SMACK! Hollis slapped him across the face. "Knock it off!"

Immediately, he stopped crying.

Hollis looked at him the way an unstoppably barefooted babe does at a career
badguy who deserves to be beaten senseless and humiliated as much as possible.
"I'll make you a deal," she purred, knowing she had him now. "If you get down,
on the ground, eat the grass, and tell me how good it tastes, I'll give you a
way out of any more beatings."

Just grateful that he still had his teeth, Jericho dropped to the ground, and
started chewing the grass. "Mmmmm!" he cried. "Mmmmmm! It's so good!!!!!"

"Eat dog shit, asshole!" Hollis put her foot on Jericho's head, and forced it
down into a pile of shit.

"AAAAGH! Stop! Let me up!" he yelled. Immediately, the foot left him, and
Hollis hauled him to his feet. The moment he saw her face, fear went through
his body. In fact, a torrent of piss shot right down his leg, because Jericho
was absolutely the most terrified he had ever been in his entire life.

"You broke the deal," Hollis shook her head. "That means I am going to beat
you up so badly, that you'll wish you had never been born. I'm going to do it
using six different martial arts styles, and when I'm done, you won't be able
to see, smell, eat solid food, talk, walk, sit, or have sex for a long time.
And all in forty five seconds."

Eight punches, four from each hand, faster than the human eye could register.
Jericho's eyes would be swollen shut for three days. Both hands slammed
against his ears repeatedly. Jericho's balance was off for weeks because of
this. Hollis' right heel crashed through his lips, knocking all front teeth
out of his mouth. A chop to the neck, a slug to the belly. Jericho puked up
his lunch while all the women stood back and laughed. He was now so
disoriented, Hollis could have done anything to him.

She waved two girls over who hauled him to his feet. She pulled down his pants
and spanked his butt until it was a glowing red. Then she walked around front.

"And for the finale ... " She kicked the legs apart just enough, pulled back
her right foot and kicked Jericho right in the balls. He howled as loud as any
man has.

"Lights out, asshole." Hollis pulled back a fist and punched Jericho into
unconsciousness.

Five broken men lay on the ground. Five more bodyguards lay in the forest. All
ten men were beaten beyond recognition. All ten men would spend weeks in the
hospital. All ten men went to jail. And all ten men were too terrified to ever
commit another criminal act again.

Hollis smiled. Her four students hugged her. They had demolished the biggest
crime ring in the city. Not with guns or testosterone, but with feminine
barefooted ass-whooping skill. And those ten men deserved every bit of it. The
girls went home to their boyfriends, husbands, and lives. They all continued
beating the snot out of evil for the rest of their lives. And not one of those
women ever had to put a confining shoe, sock, or stocking on one inch of their
God-given barefootedness again.

Barefooted women have the potential to be the best they can. Just unlock your
barefoot female spirit. With those words, Hollis spread good, decency, and
beauty throughout the world. Barefooted women kick ass!