A Tribute to Musclebound
by CKayote  CKayote@worldnet.att.net 
A Goddess shows the author the ropes


Musclebound: you have my apologies for not getting permission to use your
characters and setting, but you don't leave an email address and I have no way
of contacting you. Please email at CKayote@worldnet.att.net and tell whether
or not it'll be okay for me to continue on with this story. Thanks!

This is first and foremost a tribute to Musclebound, my favorite writer here
at Diana the Valkyrie. This is a self-insertion/wish-fulfillment fic written
in his/her universe.

It's set between "A GODDESS PLAYS WITH NEW YORK" and "PLAYTIME IN AMERCIA 1".

The setting, Athena, Calliope, Electra, Penthesilea, and Zeus belong to
Musclebound.

Isis & Osiris belong to me.

Hibernia, Throne Room

"Dammit Calliope!" shouted Athena, Queen of the Gods. "Do you have any idea
what you've done?"

Calliope was stunned. Her mother had never yelled at her before.

"Now we know this isn't entirely your fault, you haven't been exposed enough
to mortals," said Zeus, her father.

"What do you mean? I've destroyed plenty of mortals," asked Calliope.

"She really has," Electra interjected in her friend's defense.

"That's not the point," scolded the Queen. "Destroying them doesn't give you
insight into how their minds work."

Calliope returned a blank stare.

"You were never mortal like we were," said Zeus, "So it was wrong of us to
expect you to understand how mortals think."

"So I'm going to tell you," said her mother. "Mortals, especially male
mortals, have trouble accepting the authority of others, even those who are
clearly their superiors."

"Then we should just destroy them like we did the mortals here on Hibernia,"
concluded the princess.

"No," said Zeus, "Let me explain it to you this way: When I was a mortal, back
when your mother first pulled that helicopter Princess Aurora and I where in
out of the sky, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. My little mortal mind
literally couldn't accept what was happening. Your mother told me she and your
Aunt had the same problem when they first acquired their powers."

"The point is, mortals can't accept power like ours, it shakes up their worlds
and shatters their pathetic little egos. And you and your friends have just
done that a billion times."

Seeing Calliope still didn't get it, her mother asked her, "What do think
those mortals will do now that you've killed millions of them, laid waste to
their cities, and undid it all again?"

"They'll straighten up and fly right or face the consequences," replied
Calliope.

"Wrong," said the Queen.

"When you made that mortal leader grovel at your feet, he wasn't thinking "I
must do everything in my power to to please these almighty Goddesses so that
this never happens again". He was thinking something like "I'm going to
destroy those bitches whatever it takes." Zeus told her.

"Those Earth mortals are going to try and try to get revenge on us until they
destroy themselves, ultimately harming more people then you were trying to
protect," said Athena.

"In addition," said Zeus, "Your destruction of the one group of mortals'
military forces will create a power vacuum that will inevitably lead to war
between the mortal nations."

Penthesilea was finally the one who got it. "What they're saying is we've just
made it worse."

"Oh." said Calliope and Electra.

"Sorry about you're planet Penny," said Electra.

"Calliope, you as Crown Princess had a special duty to think before you
acted," said the Queen. "But punishing you is a matter for another time.
Meanwhile, there will be a crisis on Earth in a very short time. And there is
only one solution - putting Earth under direct Goddess rule!"

"Please give us this chance to redeem ourselves, Your Majesty," asked Electra.

"No, I'm sorry girls, this task requires someone with a knowledge of mortals,
and not just the noise they make when you snap them in half," the Queen said.
She turned to one of her royal attendants said, "Summon Isis to the royal
court."

The attendant was gone and came back in such as sort period of time as to be
incomprehensible to mere mortals. With her she brought a sizzling hot young
female god. Calliope recognized her, for she was formerly a mortal whom
Calliope'd rescued being gang-banged by some male supremacists shortly after
her one millionth birthday. She had transformed the girl at a whim, but aside
from hearing she'd taken the name Isis, Calliope hadn't heard of her since.
Taking a good look at her, Calliope that when she'd created her she had been a
bit jealous that Isis' 6' 2" was a bit over her head, but her breasts were
slightly smaller and she had significantly less obvious muscle development
(she only looked like a MORTAL bodybuilder), so Calliope had let it go.

Isis bowed before her Queen, and asked, "I have come as you have called Your
Majesty. How is it that you would like me to serve you?"

"You still retain your familiarity with mortals, am I correct?" asked Athena.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

"Good," said the Queen. "Then your task is as follows: Go to the mortal world
of Earth, investigate the current state of affairs their and determine the
best way for us to bring them under our benevolent domination."

Earth, Nowhere, USA

Dammit! I should have known better than to get directions from my roomates.
Now I was stuck I in the middle of nowhere on a two-lane highway heading North
& South. And I needed to be going East.

I fiddled with the radio some more, and it was then that I saw IT. A huge red
ball of flame descending from the heavens. It looked like a television
depiction of a meteor, but it was coming right towards me!

I floored it, hoping to out from underneath when it hit. It seemed I had made
it when I caught the impact in my rearview mirror. No explosion, but a noise
like a sonic boom, accompanied by a feeling that made all the hairs on my arms
stand on end. Then the card died.

I tried restarting it, but it wouldn't turn over. I checked my cell phone. It
was dead too. Not like I could have gotten reception out here anyway. So I got
out and started walking back the way I came. At least I knew there was a town
15-20 miles back.

A few minutes down the road, I noticed a human silhouette at the far end of my
vision. I yelled, "DID YOU SEE THAT?" They person seemed to hear me and waved
back.

As I got closer I could tell there was something irregular about the person,
and he or she was bent over inspecting something.

Only when I got within a few feet of her did I get a good enough look to
realize what she was. Over 6 foot tall, with muscles like Arnold, boobs like a
porn star, and a spicy middle eastern complexion, she looked like a
muscle-goddess cum genie.

Except she was completely naked.

She looked up at me, not making any pretensions of covering her body, and
asked, "Are you from around here?"

I didn't know what to say (and almost swallowed my tongue), so I told her the
truth. "Yeah, sort of," I said. "About an hour down ‘40 from here." I pointed
west.

"Good! So you can tell me what girls wear around here," She looked down at
herself and without blushing told me that all her clothes had burned up in the
atmosphere.

That proved it in my mind. "You're one of those people who ripped up half the
country the other day aren't you?" I asked.

"Yeah, sort of," she said. "But that wasn't me involved...... So what do girls
wear around here?"

"Um... pretty much anything. Jeans and a T-Shirt will be fine." I paused. "But
I'm sure you'll look good in anything."

She moved over and I could she it had been a big metal trunk she had been
going through earlier. She reached in and selected a bright green t-shirt and
black jeans, all a few sizes to small. Putting them on, they hugged tight
around her jaw-dropping form. She modeled them for me. "Do you think I'll fit
in?"

"Umm..... No. Looking like that, no matter what, people will be able to tell
that you're a ....."

"Goddess." she said.

"Goddess." I said.

She leaned over and picked up her whole trunk, which must have weighed
hundreds of pounds with one hand and put it up over her shoulder. "So where
can I go to find out what's going on in your world?"

"How much do you want to know?" I asked her.

"As much as possible," she replied.

"Oh... Why?"

"Our Queen was very upset by the actions of those 3 goddesses who wreck so
many of your cities and wants to know what kind of harm this will bring to
your world."

"Oh... I can tell you that. Why don't we talk while we walk?"

"Walk?" she asked.

"Your landing busted my car," I told her. "So I kind of have to walk into
town. Unless you have another......" She grabbed me mid-sentence and for just
a second I could tell we were flying and then we stopped. She put me down next
to my car.

"Is this yours?" she asked, still floating above the ground.

"You're floating," is all I could say.

"Oh, sorry," she said, setting herself back down.

"But yeah, the car's mine," I said, fishing my keys out my pocket.

She went over and tugged on the door. "Huh, it's stuck." She pulled harder and
yanked the door off the hinge.

"Ahhhh!" I squealed. "It was just locked!"

"Sorry, I'll fix it," she told me. "Just cover your ears."

There was a pause, and I put my fingers in my ears.

My Goddess put the door back in place and screamed, melting the hinges back
together.

"That was way F@#kin' cool!" I told her. "But it's still not going anywhere."

She smiled and picked up the car. "Your place is that way right?" She gestured
to the west.

She pick me up and took off. "Tell me when we get there."

Luckily my roommates weren't around when we got back to my apartment.

She settled down a my computer reading he latest happenings of the internet. I
slid off into the bathroom. Having had a constant hard-on since I first saw
her, I seriously had to get rid of it.

Coming back out a few minutes later, she turned around to speak to me and my
erection returned with a vengeance.

She laughed. "Don't worry. That happens to every mortal that comes near me."
Gesturing to the computer she said, " I've read everything aviable in your
news and I fear it will come out exactly as my Queen predicts."

"And how is that?"

"She believes you will destroy yourselves on some mad quest to get revenge on
us."

I smirked. "Don't worry, we would have destroyed ourselves eventually anyway."

"Hmmm... even more of a reason."

"A reason for what?" I asked.

She paused. "Would you be willing to accompany me to Hibernia to tell Her
Majesty what you've just told me?"

"Hibernia?"

"It's where we come from," she said. "One of our planets.... Would you come?"

"Yeah sure. How are we going to get there?"

"Like this," she said and smiled. Then she grabbed me and ripped my throat
open with her teeth.

I panicked for a second as my lifeblood bleed out but then a new sensation
ripped through me. The pain and the fear disappeared and I could feel my
senses extending out for miles. Unlimited power and strength coursed through
my body and my revelry in my new senses was quickly interrupted by ripping
noises as huge muscles burst into being all over my body, shredding my clothes
to pieces. My cock expanded as well, bursting through what was left of my
pants like a piston in a hot rod.

The Goddess smiled at me (especially my newly Godly endowments) and ripped out
one of my stainless steel bookshelves, compressing it in her hands until it
was a molten silver ball. Then she smoothed it all out into a perfectly flat
full-body mirror.

I gazed at my self. I now stood 6 foot 5 inches (much better than my previous
5 foot 10) tall with biceps at least 35 inches around, a hard flat 8 pack, and
a foot-long 4-inch wide cock.

I looked over at my Goddess. I was now truly her male counterpart in everyway.

"Shall we be off?" she asked.

I nodded. "But you never told me how we were going to do that."

She grabbed my hand and flew up at incomprehensible speeds, the supersonic
booms demolishing the apartment complex.

Racing across the universe at millions of times the speed of light, we came to
a stop only inches away from the coronasphere of a hot yellow star. I was
amazed tat I felt neither the heat of the star or the cold void of space.

The Goddess reached out and took a handful of the star's superheated plasma.
Closely her hands, she squeezed the star stuff with so many billions of tons
of force it compressed into solid nuetronium.

"Wow...." I said, turning to her. "I want to... You know, I never got your
name."

"My name is Isis," she said. "Which reminds me, Just as I took a new name when
I became a Goddess, you must receive a new name for your life as a God."

"So you weren't always a Goddess?" I asked.

"No," she said. "Once I was mortal like you were. I was transformed by
Princess Calliope - one of the Goddesses who did all that damage the other day
- after she saved my life. But enough about me. From now on, you shall be
known as my eternal consort, Osiris."

"Well than, Isis, I want to thank you for all you've given me - the name
included."

"Oh don't thank me yet," she said grinning evilly. "You see, we Goddesses are
sexually insatiable. And I haven't had any for about 12 hours now."

And I knew what that meant. We made love right there in orbit around the star.
She slammed herself against me over and over again with enough force to
demolish whole continents as I thrusted inside her thousands of times per
second. After 3 ½ hours of fucking in which I released hundreds of times more
cum than could fill many small oceans and Isis had released at least twice
that much pussy juice, she abruptly slid off me. Unfortunately, my godly cock
still had more to go, spurting billions of galloons of cum directly into the
heart of the star with such force that it caused a solar flare so powerful it
destroyed all life in the system.

"Wow," I said.

Isis chuckled. "It takes some getting used to. Our staying power that is."

"Well, Isis, I still want to thank you for everything - the sex included."

Isis chuckled some more. "Come on. There's some more I want to show you."

She flew off to the second planet, which until a minute ago had a thriving
modern-age civilization. The radiation had killed it's inhabitants but
otherwise left everything intact.

Landing on what had been a bust commercial street, I picked my way through the
crashed and mangled cars to look at something in a window.

Isis shook her head. "You still don't get it," she told me. "It's down like
this."

Coming up to a double-decker bus, she walked straight through it, pushing the
steel and glass like a mortal would punch through kleenex.

"You just do that?" I asked.

"Yes," said Isis. "We're indestructible, so the more destruction the better."

"Okay," I said and grabbed Isis, throwing her into the air in a precise curve
so that she'd land directly on top of a packed gas station.

Isis' superdense body smashed through the pavement, igniting the huge gasoline
tanks under the store. There was a massive explosion and Isis was thrown back
towards me, leaving a huge impact crater and shockwave that shattered all the
glass within miles. Isis, of course, was unharmed.

Amazed at what my strength had done, I picked up a parked SUV and rolled it
into a solid pillar of steel about a foot in diameter.

Isis leapt up, coming down on the pillar I had positioned vertically. She
moaned sensually as her pussy juices slowly dissolved the steel rod. Once she
had worked her way back down to street level, she kissed me deeply and said,
"Your turn."

Taking another car, she rolled it up into a thick cylinder and thrust it down
onto my cock, already incredibly hard for watching her earlier performance.
Digging her fingers into the metal, she set it spinning at millions of RPMs,
giving me enormous amounts of pleasure. Unable to control my self, I came, the
liquid cum melting through the steel and everything it came in contact with.

By the time I was done I had turned most of the block into a small lake of
boiling man-juices.

Running and jumping 100 or so feet into the air, Isis yelled "Cannonball!" and
smashed down into the pool of cum, splashing out a tidal that totally
devastated the entire area.

"Damn," Isis said. "Pool's low. But I can fix that." Twisting her hands into
her gargantuan cunt she fingered herself until she orgasmed (which didn't take
long), releasing more than enough sexual fluids to fill the lake back up to
brimming.

"Aren't you coming in?" she asked me.

"Um... No." I said "Isn't it the least bit disgusting to be using a pool of
your own juices like a jacuzzi?"

"You're still thinking like a sexually repressed mortal," she told me. "Come
on!"

I tried to come up with something witty to say but my thoughts were
interrupted by a crashing sound and then a SLOOOOSH of liquid falling. The
lake of molten cum and pussy juices had melted through the street into the
subway. Isis had fallen through.

I jumped down with her. Our superhuman senses made seeing in the dark no
problem. Isis & I stood on some tracks, with her facing one way and I facing
the other.

"Looks like this track goes around the whole city in a circle," she said.

"Only one way to test it," I told her. I smacked a nearby stationary car
lightly, sending it flying around the loop at Mach 3 or 4. In no time at all,
it was around Isis' side, impacting her invulnerable body with a terrible
creaking sound, as if it were a giant accordion.

"Let's get out of her," Isis told me. "There's nothing to smash." She leapt up
with incredible force, pulverizing what was left of the tunnel on her way up.

I jumped up after her. I landed crashing through a department store roof about
a mile away.

"Isis! Where'd you go?" I called.

"Up here." she said floating down next to me. "What's down here?"

"Department store. Clothes N' Stuff."

"Oh good," she said. "We've been naked far too long." (We'd both been nude
since that star had burned off our clothes). She disappeared in a blur of
movement and reappeared a moment later, wearing what must be this planet's
high fashion. She was wearing a long sleeve yellow top that was cut not to
reach far below her nipples and slightly transparent blue silk shorts that
hung to right above her knees. She was obviously wearing the largest size they
had, but they were still way too small for her massive female musculature,
adhering to her curves like they were painted on. Which wasn't a bad thing.
Far from it.

"How do I look?" she asked.

"Awesome," I told her. "Go like this," I said, making the classic body builder
pose.

She followed my lead, her titanic muscles shredding the top to pieces, leaving
her breasts and musculature exposed.

"But I like you more like that," I told her.

Isis smiled. "I think we've played around enough here. We need to report to
the Queen."

Flying up above the planet, Isis stopped in mid-orbit. "One more thing: Gotta
put away our toys when we're done with them."

Digging her fingers into the hard rock of the nearest mountain, she ripped
from it's orbit and sent it flying into a close-by black hole.

"Hibernia's this way," she said, pointing.

We took off.

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