EVOLUTION, INTELLIGENT DESIGN FAIL TO EXPLAIN  FEMALE BODYBUILDERS aks FBBS
by William "Whacky" Whackerton

Scientists in Oslo Debate Origin of Fbbs

At a conference being held this week in Oslo, Norway, over one thousand of the
world's leading scientists have concluded that neither the theory of evolution
nor the theory of intelligent design adequately explain FBBs.

The conference, which organizers hoped would shed new light on the origin of
FBBs, has so far led to more bafflement than insight, according to the
University of Tokyo's Hiroshi Kyosuke.

"There are some here who firmly believe that the theory of evolution explains
FBBs, since they share many characteristics in common with female gorillas
(aka FGs) ," said Mr. Kyosuke, one of the world's leading zoologists.

"And yet, if you put a FBB and a FG side by side, it is hard to say with any
confidence that FBBs have evolved."

Similarly, supporters of the intelligent design theory have been frustrated in
their attempts to apply that theory to FBBs, Mr. Kyosuke said.

"Most efforts to call FBBs the result of intelligent design crumble to dust
the moment they open their mouth," Mr. Kyosuke said. "So we're really back to
square one."

As for the common FBB´s desire to beat and humiliate weak men, Mr. Kyosuke
said that he has developed a new theory to explain this phenomenon.

"I believe that some die hard, feminist chemical engineers put something into
all the steroids FBBs are using - so they get high on squeezing and destroying
men,'" Mr. Kyosuke said. "You know, this is a conspiracy and we will uncover
the truth.  The very Truth that is so very out there, as the X-Files' Mulder
once so wisely put it."

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