The Coming of Kia the Conqueror! by Vicki O'Danner vodar@webtv.net When the daughter of Kang sets her sights on the DC universe, where no one knows of her father, can anyone stop her? All characters owned by DC or Marvel except Kia and Alexis Luthor created by Tyval. Line-ups of Exiles, Avengers, X-Women also come from Tyval. Some influence also from Andrew Troy Keller in the transformation of male heroes to females. Liberties are taken with relationships to characters , i.e. a non-crippled Lana Lang is Oracle, Barbara Gordon is still Batgirl and was never shot by the Joker and other things . NC-17 for F/F sex in numerous combinations, non-cons, body and mind transformations Chapter 1: Kang was pissed! That, by itself wasn't new, Kang was always pissed about something. With all the 30 centuries of resources at his disposal his inability to produce a worthy heir was still galling. His latest 'Marcus' had been the best, a great warrior, almost completely loyal, and had loved his father. But his love for Carol Danvers, the Avenger known as Warbird, had led Marcus to commit small betrayals, that ultimately resulted in one of his more recent defeats. This time it was a mistake in his 'genetics' division. Instead of another male heir or 'Marcus' clone, a female child had been produced. Now, Kang respected certain female warriors, and had several even in his personal guard, but he had little experience with women, save as concubines or fellow warriors. Kang was totally at a loss as to how to raise a girl child. On the plus side however, the girl was created from the D.N.A. of Mantis, collected long ago during the 'Celestial Madonna' adventure. As a result Kia, as Kang named her, soon pleasantly surprised her father as she became a prodigy in all forms of martial arts, surpassing even the original Mantis at the age of only 16. By 18 even Kang had to admit that she was far superior to every Marcus in every way. The only weakness sensed was that he could tell that Kia was a lesbian by her involuntary reactions to holo tapes of various heroines. Would she betray him as well? Kang did not know the answer. ................................. Kia looked at herself in the mirror. Armor was not her style and so she had chosen a 'fantasy ninja' style outfit, that looked like she was almost naked, but was still loaded with all kinds of futuristic weaponry. Kia was ready and eager for her first conquest. Her father had (reluctantly) given her the green light to fly solo that morning. Thoughts of conquest filled her head, as the thoughts of nude heroines at her feet wet her loins. Much like her father Kia did not want some easy conquest. There were an infinite number of universes, ones without heroes did no interest her. Her father had only been defeated by one reality, albeit numerous times, but no, 'That one belongs to him', Kia thought. Finally Kia found a universe worthy of her steel! Numerous heroes , powerful, stronger perhaps than even the enemies of he father. This was a reality only recently discovered by Kang, and yet one with an even deeper history. On this Earth lived heroes with names unfamiliar to Kia; Superman, Batman, Flash, Green Lantern, and many others. During the contest of the cosmic 'brothers' and more recently during a clash between the Avengers and the Justice League, Kia had studied the denizens of that universe. Her plan was daring and complex, but if she succeeded she would soon have her own super-powered army! Taking 100,000 of her fathers army to this universe it was a simple matter to dispose of the time travelers of that reality. The various masters of time, T.O. Morrow, Time Trapper, Time Lord,and others were relatively weak and no match for Kia's surprise attack. With possible time travelling rivals out of the way Kia decided to set her plan in motion. Like her father, Kia wanted to strike at the strongest defender first. As a result Kia decided to start at the very top; Superman! ....................... Six figures appeared in the heart of Gotham City. Blink, Namora, Sunfire, Magik, Nocturne, and Discus; the current roster of the team called the 'Exiles'! " What does the Tallus say?," T. J. Wagner, a.k.a. Nocturne asked. " Wherever it is, it stinks worse than New York," Namora said smelling the air. " It's another one of those 'vauge' missions," Clarice Ferguson, a.k.a. Blink sighed," It says that 'Time is our enemy'." " That could mean anything," Tandy Bowen, a.k.a. Discus said. " Kang! It has to be Kang," Mariko Yashida, a.k.a. Sunfire said," I mean, there's him and then there's Immortus, who's some kind of temporal duplicate of Kang anyway. I'd go with Kang." " I have to agree," Illyana Rasputan, a.k.a. Magik said," Cryptic or not, any message that has the word 'time' in it has to mean Kang." " Hmmmmm, the Tallus is giving me some more data," Blink said," Kang has never been to this reality, and there are strong heros on this Earth too." " Um, I think we're drawing a crowd," T. J. said as several cars of the GCPD pulled up. " Must we always have to deal with such fools?", Namora asked. " Freeze," Det. Renee Montoya ordered. Just that morning Det. Montoyo had been promoted to Captain of a new 'Special Crimes Unit', designed to deal with meta humans based on the Metropolis model. ' Yea, if I had Superman backing me up I'd be a lot more confident," Montoya thought. Montoya had a tough job ahead of her. While the Gotham 'freaks' were not as powerful as those seen in Metropolis, the Police of that city had all kinds of hi-tech weaponry at their disposal. With the 'supposed' death of Lex Luthor, his newly revieled daughter Alexis was running Luthorcorp and had promised some equipment for the GCPD, but Montoya doubted her intentions, since Talia Al Guhl was now seemingly the sex slave of Alexis, who also seemed to be in the company of recently pardoned criminals Lady Shiva, Cheshire, and Poison Ivy. " Let's just get out of here," Magik suggested. " I agree," Blink said, throwing 6 of her teleport 'daggers'. A blind teleport was always dangerous so Blink usually aimed for them to be well in the air. Namora and Sunfire each grabbed 2 of the others and they easily made it back to the ground. They were soon in a deeply wooded area some 15 miles from Gotham City. "We need to find out some things about this world," Blink said," Mariko, Tandy, and Illyana; you 3 need to find some civilian clothing and then hit libraries, book stores, and newspapers. Namora, T. J., and I will hole up around here." " I saw a lake over that way," Namora said," I could use the water." " Good, T.J. is almost invisible in the shadows," Blink said. " I can handle the wardrobe situation," Magik said using a weaving spell. The 3 teens now looked like any other 17 and 18 year old girls in mid summer attire. They would be noticed, but no more than any others. They didn't have any money so Magik would have to magiclly steal some. She didn't like doing that anymore after months of being around Blink and the others. " Let's find a mall," Tandy smiled. ............................... Kia had set up a cloaked base camp in the Rocky mountains. After that she began using her futuristic tech to study this Earth. Eventually, Kia managed to tap into Oracle's network, and then even the super computer of the Justice League. The Martian/Thanagarian/Kryptonian tech had been tough to defeat, but Kia had Sh'iar, Kree, and Skrull tech on her side. Kia spent days learning everyhing she could about the various heroes and heroines of Earth. Their strengths, their weaknesses, allies, and associates. Kia then peered into other alternate realities for possible clues and stratagies. Superman was vulnerable to magic, Q-energy, red sun radiation, and rare Kryptonite. Kia had Q-energy weapons and could make red sun ones. But Kia didn't want to kill Superman. That would tip off the other heroes to her,and with Supergirl, Power Girl, Martian Manhunter, this Earths Captain Marvel, several Green Lanterns, and Wonder Woman out there Kia didn't want that. No, she wanted the strongest out of the way first. Kia wanted it to get down to Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, and Plastic Man. So what about Kryptonite? In some realities there were many differant kinds of Kryptonite, in this world only green. But what if she converted some green K into one of those semi-fictional types of Kryptonite. A comic book gave her the idea, 'Pink Kryptonite'! It would permanantly transform Superman into Superwoman and make him/her a wicked depraved lesbian. The area of effect was very limited so Kia would have to get very close to use it. Kia's studies showed that Superman was a real 'boy scout', using that and a quick scan of this realities villains led her to a sound stratigy. The worst possible villain around seemed to be Darkseid; ' Two-bit Thanos,' Kia thought; but her troops could easily pass for 'Para-demons'. Kia could sacrifice a small force, say 100 of her more inhuman looking troops, to just generally raise hell, make it look like a Darkseid raid with her as a new gallant little outnumbered heroine. That would get Superman's attention. Right into her trap. " You can't make it look easy on me," Kia told," If you have to hit me make it real, not just make it look real. My forcefield can handle your energy weapons. Try to keep your settings on stun when you shoot people. I prefer to rule live people rather than corpses. Use max settings on Superman and armor, I don't want this to look easy. Okay, you start your raid in 48 hours. I'll stop a few petty criminals to build a slight reputation. For Victory!" " Kia! Kia! Kia!," the soldiers shouted. Kia liked the sound of that and for the first time knew how her father felt. ..................... " Speak of the devil," Kia whispered to herself. Over the last 6 hours she had stopped 3 idiot bank robbers, 2 muggers, and a petty theif trying to rob a 7-11. Now she had her first 'costume' criminal in her sights. It was only some new guy called the 'Wall' who had the power to turn into living concrete with super-strength to match. Not much of a threat to Kia, but this would get her in the 'Daily Planet'. The Wall fancied himself as some kind of gang leader as he and 4 low rent goons waited for a gun-runner in a typical unused warehouse. The gun-runner arrived with 6 goons of his own. The weapons were typical firearms, nothing special, but still enough to cause some trouble. Throwing a mini stun gernade Kia took out the gun-runner and all the goons, leaving the all for herself. " Gonna hurt you bitch," Wall threatened," Hurt you bad!" " A pleasure to find someone who's as slow as he looks for a change," Kia taunted as she avoidd the Wall's clumsy strikes barely trying and striking with precise blows that hurt even through Wall's concret like covering. Kia could have killed him 317 differant ways at any time, but waited until the media, (tipped by an unknon source that was Kia), showed up to knock the Wall out cold. " Just tell all the crooks in Metropolis that Jasmine was here," Kia said, smiling and waving and striking poses for the camera. Leaving the scene she used her tech to turn invisible, then flew to a penthouse she had rented earlier under an assumed name, and holo-disguised as a much older woman. Kia then took a shower, followed by a nap. Her plan was in motion. Time and a few more good deeds and this world would be hers. ............................. " There are some really heavy hitters on this Earth," Mariko said as she, Illyana, and Tandy sat in a secluded corner of a pizzaria. It was well past the noon hour rush and the place was mostly deserted. Each of them had books and print-outs and the like. They passed them around. " This Earth is slightly larger than ours, some major cities have differant names," Tandy said," General level of technology, about the same. Surprising, considering they don't have a Reed Richards or Tony Stark." " Yes, but they have more 'open' aliens," Illyana said," This Martian Manhunter, Rann, Thanagar, and others." " In general heroes are more accepted here," Mariko said," No 'mutant menace' like we get so much of." " Well, there don't seem to be many mutants among the heroes," Tandy added," Mostly accidents, skilled humans, a few aliens, some tech based guys, hidden races, etc." " We should get some food back to the others," Illyana said," I don't like stealing." " None of us do," Mariko said," But it's about the only way we can get money considering we can't take anythng with us when we leave each reality." " Remember how pissed Namora got that time she found that whole ship full of gold of jewells that dated back to Troy?," Illyana giggled," She was so upset she couldn't keep it that she sulked for a week!" The others laughed. Jewellry was one of Namora's few weaknesses. The value didn't matter as money meant little to her, but how it looked on her was a passion. And Namora looked good in jewells. What seemed slutty on other women looked regal on her. ........................ Kia could not let this chance slip by. The ' Birds of Prey'; Black Canary, Batgirl, and Huntress were in town. Kia had spotted them as they were casing the railyards where Kia herself had been staking out a major drug deal. Another 'costume' villain, this one calling himself 'Duke Mayhem', was in charge. Other than flight Kia couldn't detect any powers on him. One thing was sure, he couldn't fight worth a damn as the 'Birds' took him and his 20 man gang apart. Kia waited until the girls finished them off then swooped down taking out Canary with a single mantis shot to the neck. The surprisd Batgirl went down without throwing a punch either, as Kia touched a hidden pressure point at the base of her skull, knocking her out instantly. Huntress wasted her chance by trying to bring her crossbow around. Kia kicked it out of her hand then pressed Helena's neck taking her out of the fight too. Kia now had to act fast before the news crews arrived. Injecting the trio with a special 'slaver serum' Kia had her men smuggle the heroines to her penthouse. They finished just in time as the news van showed up to record 'Jasmine's' latest victory. In less than 24 hours she was starting to become a media darling. ' I've still got 18 hours to kill," Kia thought,' Might as well break in my new slaves.' Batgirl, Black Canary, and Huntress were now 100% lesbians and would be totally loyal to their mistress, Kia. Such was the power of this serum that not even the alien Starfire would be able to resist it's effects when Kia had her chance at her. Kia also had another thought. How many male heroes could she convert to women? The more the better so that she would have as many heroines under her command as possible when she invaded other Earths. .................................. end of Chapter 1.