Maria Sharapova Kicks Ass 
By Junkie



Disclaimer: This story is purely a work of fiction.

Maria Sharapova was enjoying a two-week break from professional Tennis in her
adopted home of Florida. Since winning the most prestigious prize in Tennis,
the Wimbledon championships, Maria had lived a roller-coaster couple of
months, with so much interest from the world's media and fans alike. It was
nice for her to finally get some time to herself.

Tall, blonde and beautiful, the seventeen-year-old Russian had simultaneously
built a solid reputation amongst her peers on the tennis tour as a formidable
opponent, with her powerful serve and ground-strokes often leaving her rivals
grossly out-matched.

During her time out, Maria had passed her drivers test and treated herself to
a brand new, bright red, Porsche Boxster. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon as
the warm sun shone on her face and cool wind flowed in her hair as she sped
around the almost deserted streets, enjoying her new sports car. After a
while, she began to get thirsty and decided to stop at a convenience store for
some milk and a bite to eat. The wheels screeched as she turned in and came to
a halt in the small parking lot outside the store and stepping out of her new
car with long, shapely legs that seemed to go on forever. Even though Maria
was a shade over six-feet tall, she still loved to wear heels and on this
occasion she wore a pair of white high heeled sandals, light pink short-shorts
and a white tank-top cut just above the belly button, showing her nicely toned
arms and abs. Maria felt good about the way she looked and enjoyed the
attention she received.

As Maria exited the store, she heard some commotion coming from an ally around
the back of the store and as an inquisitive teenage girl, decided to
investigate. Turning the corner, she saw three men with two Hispanic-looking
guys and a younger, dark haired guy, who appeared to be the victim of a
mugging. Just to make sure it wasn't three guys goofing around, Maria kept her
distance, but when one of the two muggers threw a hard punch, knocking their
victim to the floor and shouting to his partner "Get his wallet, get his
wallet", Maria decided to make her presence known.

"HEY, STOP THAT!" she yelled out in her sing-song, high-pitched voice as she
made her way down the ally, advancing on the two thugs without a hint of fear.
Infact she abhorred crime of this nature and it made her so angry to see it,
especially in her own neighbourhood.

The two men had to let out a slight laugh however, as they watched the young
blonde teenager making her way towards them, in her pink and white outfit,
heels click-clacking on the ground.

"Now give him his wallet back or I'm going straight to the police" she
snapped, putting her hands on her hips, as if giving a small child an
ultimatum.

"Here, take this, Pabs" said the larger of the two muggers, as he handed the
wallet to his pal who was standing behind him.

"Hehe, ...You ain't going nowhere baby" He said to Maria, moving closer
towards her.

The guy advancing on Maria appeared to be in his late twenties and about 5'9
tall. He was wearing black jeans and a white vest with a lot of tattoo work
visible on his arms. Despite her being considerably taller than him, he still
felt such a young girl would be easy prey.

"Now gimme your cash, or I'll slit your throat and rob you anyway" He grunted,
as he produced a knife from his pocket.

"Don't you dare touch me, or I'll make you so sorry" Snapped Maria again,
pointing a finger in his face.

Her heart began beating faster as she'd never been in such a situation, but
she didn't, for one second, contemplate turning and running.

The man laughed again as he turned slightly to his left and scratched his
eyebrow, before lashing out with the knife in his right hand, just in an
attempt to scare Maria. She moved slightly as a natural instinct, and brought
her hands up to protect herself. Now the fight was on. The thug had a wry grin
on his face as he lashed out with the knife again, but this time Maria
side-stepped his attempt to stab her and caught his right wrist with her left
hand. With a quick move, she brought her right hand on top of his shoulder and
then fired a knee up into his arm, dislocating the elbow as easily as snapping
a twig.

"ARRGGHH!!!" He yelled as the pain shot through his arm, forcing him to
release the weapon. Maria didn't stop there though - she scrunched up the
front of his vest with one hand and held him in front of her before making a
'V' with two of her long fingers and poking him hard in the eyes. The man let
out another yell but still she refused to release him as she drew back her
fist and fired it right into the middle of his face, shattering his nose.
Quickly Maria sent another bone-breaking punch into his face, this time
slightly lower, knocking out several front teeth and splitting his lips in the
process. He was completely out on his feet after that punch, but Maria fired
another one just for good measure - a round-house haymaker that impacted high
on his cheek, with a loud audible crack to be heard as he spun away from her
and fell motionless on the concrete of the ally, out like a light!

The other mugger, Pabs, had observed all that had just happened, as he stood
there, open-mouthed in disbelief that this young girl was capable at handing
out such an ass kicking.

"Now give me that wallet, unless you want some of the same. You're both going
to jail now." Maria sternly said as she advanced on the smaller, now lone,
thug. He was dressed similarly to his accomplice, although without the tattoos
and stood only 5'7.

He quickly tucked the wallet into his back pocket and produced his own knife,
before saying "Okay you fucking bitch, come on".

Maria rolled her eyes... How could simple logic be so difficult? She thought
to herself.

She didn't wait for him to attack first this time, as she became the
aggressor, lashing out with a long leg, which came up high, aiming for his
head. Pabs was immediately intimidated by the speed and power in this kick as
he only just managed to dodge it by moving backwards. Had it found its mark,
he felt for sure it would've knocked him into the middle of next week!

Pabs brought his arms up in a boxing stance, but before he could do anything
else, Maria shot a low kick to his groin, which connected and left Pabs in
agonizing pain. As he stood, clutching his groin, Maria gave him an open
handed whirlwind slap to the face, with the 'smack' probably able to be heard
in Hong Kong! It sent him reeling across the ally and into a brick wall, where
he found support to keep him standing, but his head spinning and cheek burning
after that slap. Maria acted quickly and moved in, prizing the knife out of
his hand and throwing it across the ally. She then held him around the throat
with one hand and began talking down into his face

"Now you listen here you litt..." But before she could say anything else, the
thug spat in her face.

She released him immediately and wiped the spit from her face and wiped it
back on his vest as he still leaned against the wall, clutching his groin from
her earlier kick.

Boy was she mad!

"RIGHT!" Maria screamed, grabbing his vest with both hands, she swung him
around into the middle of the ally and fired a devastating knee into his ribs,
and another, and another and another, and another... He looked like a rag doll
as the tall, strong Russian babe sent knee after knee into his ribs and
stomach, like a Thai-kickboxer. "YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT". She must've
broken several of his ribs before finally stopping the onslaught. He wouldn't
be standing for much longer, but she steadied him and backed up a couple of
steps before delivering a devastating stagger-kick with everything she had
behind it. She let out a loud 'Aaahhhh' as it impacted on his chin, nearly
separating his head from the rest of his body! The thug flew backwards and
landed flat on his back, unconscious and probably in a coma, such was the
impact of Maria's final kick!

She stood for several seconds, gathering her thoughts and calming down before
slowly walking around to the side of Pabs, sticking her foot under his back
and flicking him over onto his stomach. Maria then bent down and retrieved the
wallet they had previously stolen.

She stood back up to her full height and turned to the young man they had
beaten up and mugged. She caught sight of him, sitting with his back against
the wall, clothes ruffed up and visibly in some discomfort.

Maria made her way over to him, opening the wallet and bending down next to
him.

"Jack McKenzie" She read from his I.D. card in a soft voice.

"Age 21,

65 Ver..."

"Yeah, that's me" He spoke up.

"You want it?" She said, with a slight giggle in her sexy accent, closing it
and offering it to Jack.

"Yeah" He replied, reaching out to take it.

"Ah, ah" Maria said playfully. "What do you say?"

"Please..."

"And?"

"Thank you." With this Maria dropped Jack's wallet into his hands with another
giggle.

"Let me help you get up" She then said, gently trying to support and lift him
to his feet. Jack managed to stand up with his back to the wall as Maria
pressed up against him. She stood maybe 3 or 4 inches taller than him, as she
looked down and brushed some of his dark hair away from his forehead and wiped
some blood away from his lips with her thumb. "Are you okay?" She asked
softly.

"I'll be alright, thanks Maria."

"You know who I am?" She asked quickly with a smile.

"Yeah, of course. I've seen you on the TV."

She just smiled before backing away, and saying:

"Come on, I'll drive you to the police station and you can report these two
assholes... I don't think they're going anywhere for a while anyway. "

The End(?)

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