The Haircut by VeryImpressed Andy meets Mary and gets more than a haircut It was a Saturday and Andy knew it was time to get another haircut. He hated the thought. The number of times he had had to wait for ages and then been given a truly shocking cut such that he vowed never to return. He was running out of new barber’s shops to try. He waited until near closing time and entered a relatively new shop he’d noticed. It was empty. The assistant checked her watch and then motioned him in. "I was just tidying up but I think I can squeeze you in. Take a seat. I’m Mary and how would you like your hair today?" She had an alluring smooth deep voice. Andy looked at her in the mirror as he described the style he wanted. She had dark hair, big eyes and a great smile. "OK one moment while I get some scissors" When she returned, Andy was startled by what he saw in the mirror. She had removed her cardigan to reveal the most muscular upper body he had ever seen. Her shoulders were broad with defined cuts of muscle and her arms massive with prominent veins running through. Andy’s jaw dropped and Mary smiled "So what are you thinking!?" "You’re so beautiful" He stammered. She giggled. "Thank you! Most men just say "Wow you’re huge" or something!" "But that’s stating the obvious. You have the best body I have ever seen. Will you flex for me?". And swivelled around for a better look. She raised her arms into a double bicep pose and Andy gawped. The size and definition was extraordinary. Simply gigantic with such amazing peaks. She then spread her lats which seemed to almost burst through the croptop she was wearing. Andy marvelled at her size and power. "And...!???" "I stand by what I first said. You are incredibly beautiful. I guess you work out a lot! ." "Now who’s stating the obvious! I work out religiously every day except Saturdays. Thanks for your compliments. Right, let’s get this haircut done shall we." "Sure. I’m Andy by the way." Andy was mesmerised as she went to work. Her every movement led to a disproportionate reaction in the muscles of her arms and forearms. Just as she was finishing, the bell rang as the door opened. "Sorry we’re closing now". But two scruffy youths of about 17 or 18 came in anyway. "Shut up lady and give us the money from the till" "I don’t think so" One took out a knife."Just do it bitch" Andy froze momentarily but Mary walked calmly over to the till and took out the cash. She slowly went to hand it to one of the thieves but as she did so she dropped the cash and yanked his arm pulling him towards her and onto the hardest looking punch Andy had ever seen. The youth screamed as his face shattered, she then followed up by pounding the guy’s stomach as he doubled up in pain. Each punch literally lifted him off the ground. Meanwhile Andy had grabbed a broom and managed to club the other one’s hand knocking out the knife. Unfortunately, the youth recovered immediately and was soon battering and kicking Andy. Andy knew he was in trouble and glanced over to Mary as she launched a devastating karate kick into the face of the first attacker sending him flying through the air.He landed on his back but his head cracked into the hard floor. Mary then jumped over to the second one and pulled him off from Andy. She punched him hard in the back and kidneys before tripping him over her leg, twisting and falling on top of him as they fell. The air left him as 175lbs of solid muscle landed on him. She then pinned him effortlously and rained several crisp punches into his head before leaving him, like the first, beaten and whimpering on the floor. The next Andy knew was waking up on a bed. He looked around groggily and saw Mary in the next room first curling and then pressing over her head a heavy looking barbell very slowly, rep after rep after rep. Eventually, Mary noticed Andy and ran over to the bed. "How are you Andy?" "Where am I? I feel terrible" "You passed out. You’re above the shop in my rooms. I carried you up here. You’ve been out for almost 2 hours." "What happened to the robbers?" "The police came and took them away. I don’t think I’ll have trouble from them anymore! Andy you were magnificent. So brave to tackle the one with the knife.." "I didn’t do anything he would have kicked me to death if you hadn’t come to my rescue." "You went for him even though you are obviously not a fighter by nature and don’t have the physical equipment." Andy then noticed that he was lying in his underwear, his puny body in full view and blushed. She was right. There was no comparison with her body which glistened with sweat, still fully pumped. "I thought you didn’t work out on Saturdays!" "I had to do something while I waited for you to come around and besides, I had a lot of adrenilin from the fight. I feel really strong today." She moved closer to Andy on the edge of the bed and flexed her arm and side chest. Andy gaped. "Feel me" Andy reached out and felt her arms. They were like warm steel. He traced his fingers over her triceps and the veins popping out of her bicep. He swallowed. He raised himself up and kissed and sucked her bicep. "I think he likes a girl with a bit of muscle!" She took off her top and flexed her chest. Andy licked the sweat from her massive pecs. She even smelt great. He buried his face in the deep gorge running down her chest and then sucked on her big hard nipples. Andy was in heaven. "Andy I want you. Now. Are you OK?" She looked at his beanpole and had her answer. She lowered him down and sat astride him. Andy could feel the power in her body. She again gave a double bicep flex and Andy grew even harder. He wanted her more than he had ever wanted anything in his life! She lowered herself onto him and rocked gently at first, then more vigourously. There was no way Andy could hold on any longer and he shot his load but she took longer reaching a shuddering climax. Afterwards she picked him up and carried him through to the bathroom. "You’re so light. What are you, 140 pounds? I could lift you overhead with one arm!" Which she did comfortably. "Yeah. I’m sorry" "No need to be sorry, you are plenty big enough for me where it matters! Besides, if you wanted, perhaps we could train together and maybe you could build some muscle" "I’d like that" "Let’s have a shower. You can meet the rest of my muscles!" She flexed her quads and as the water cascaded down, Andy knelt down and ran his hands over her thighs, glutes and calves. He couldn’t believe quite how perfect and hard her calves were. She was a goddess. He worked his tongue over her legs and upwards and she moaned with pleasure. She helped him to his feet. She then turned the temperature to cold. "I like it cold, it heightens the senses don‘t you think". She turned with her back to the water and pulled Andy close. She was a little taller than him squeezed him hard and Andy was totally aroused again. She placed Andy’s cock inside her and he started pumping. She decided to give him some assistance lifting him off the floor and ramming him into her. Her strength was incredible as she was able to move him up and down like he weighed nothing. It didn’t take long for both of them to climax again. "Did I say you were beautiful? You are unbelievable" said Andy. "And you still owe me for a haircut. Get to work!" And she clamped his head onto her nipple. THE END