Celebrity Catfight by John J. - email: jjcatfights@yahoo.com Clare Danes vs. Jeri Ryan Disclaimer: This story was written by John J. Email: jjcatfights@yahoo.com Copyright 2000 by John J. All rights reserved. This story contains graphic descriptions of fight violence, as well as graphic descriptions of female nudity. There is no sexual content per say, but a good portion of the violence is directed at sensitive areas of the female anatomy. Therefore, this story should not be viewed by anyone under 18 or 21, depending on local laws. This story may be redistributed, posted on bulletin boards, newsgroups, web pages or otherwise circulated so long as all of the following conditions are met: 1) No fee is charged for viewing or accessing it, 2) The text is UNCHANGED (including changing of names), except for reformatting. Spelling and/or grammar fixes are ok within reason. 3) Both this statement and the author's name and e-mail address are shown. 4) Notify the author of where you are posting the story. ********** Clare Danes vs. Jeri Ryan Jeri Ryan didn't have much reason to join the celebrity catfight tournament except that she enjoyed physical competition and she knew that her husband was a big fan of catfights. He never admitted his love of catfights to her, but she knew it. So, she joined the tournament for those reasons. Clare Danes hadn't had a successful movie in a while and she needed to get some positive publicity for herself. She saw the catfight tournament as the solution to that problem. She trained and got ready for the fights as much as she could. There was no real animosity between Jeri and Clare and didn't go after each other with barbed comments and nasty press releases. Actually, they seemed quite friendly about the whole fight, which surprised many of the spectators. Jeri got her introduction first and she appeared in a silver string bikini and heels. She modeled and flirted for the guys, but quickly settled down and awaited her opponent. Clare came out in a yellow bikini of the same style as Jeri's. She also wore matching heels. Clare extended her hand to shake before the fight, and Jeri accepted the offer and the women shoke hands and returned to their separate corners. Before Jeri could finish her turn, Clare was on her and kneed her hard in the midriff. Jeri gasped. Clare grabbed a fistful of Jeri's short hair and yanked down. Jeri tumbled over as she took Clare's knee in her face. Clare ran toward Jeri again, but Jeri kicked her away this time and gave herself a moment to get up. Clare and Jeri were both up and they circled each other, as they watched for a chance to strike. Clare threw a clumsy punch at Jeri's jaw, which she easily ducked and she countered with a solid left of her own to Clare's tit. Clare moaned as she backed off. Jeri pounded Clare's tits with a combination of lefts and rights that left Clare backed into the corner and in a lot of pain. Jeri grabbed her arm and whipped Clare across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Jeri charged in after her and raised her knee, as she caught Clare with a solid running knee to the guts. Clare doubled over in pain. Jeri clobbered her over the back with a double axehandle and sent the girl down hard. Clare grabbed Jeri's leg and twisted it hard. She took Jeri's legs out from under her and took her down to the canvas. Clare grabbed a fistful of Jeri's hair and hauled her to her feet. Clare tossed her into the corner and nailed her with a barrage of forearm smashes to the tits. Jeri grabbed a hold of Clare's hair and yanked back. Clare was startled and almost lost her balance. That gave Jeri a moment to escape the corner. Jeri hoisted Clare into the air and bodyslammed her down hard to the canvas. Jeri reached down and grabbed Clare's bikini top and hoisted her up by the bikini, which couldn't take the strain and ripped apart. Jeri sank her nails into the tender tits and squeezed and mauled them, as Clare screamed. Clare quickly retaliated and tore off Jeri's top and reciprocated with with her own tit assault. Jeri needed to stop the pain first, and she released Clare's tits and yanked Clare's hands off her own sore melons. Jeri shoved hard and shoved Clare into the corner where she nailed Clare with a couple forearm smashes to the tits. Jeri grabbed Clare by the hair and whipped her into the ropes. Jeri set herself and went for a clothesline, but Clare ducked under it and bounced off the other ropes. Jeri turned just in time to get nailed with a drop kick to the head that sent her to canvas. Clare picked Jeri up and threw her out of the ring. Clare leapt out of ring after Jeri, but Jeri caught her and slammed her down to the floor. Jeri hauled her up by the hair and slammed her again, tits first into the concrete floor. Jeri tossed her back into the ring and followed her back in. Clare was up by the time Jeri got back into the ring and the two women circled each other again, and watched for a chance to attack. They mutually grabbed each other's short red hair. Each sought for an advantage as they tugged and yanked on hair. Jeri got an advantage and started to force Clare back and down, but Clare shot her knee up and nailed Jeri in the pussy with her knee. Jeri gasped as she released Clare's hair and protected her crotch. Clare put punch after punch into Jeri's sore melons as turned them black and blue. Jeri headbutted Clare and Clare backed off as she cleared her head. Jeri was right on her and reciprocated her punches, as she turned Clare's tits to bruised mounds. Clare backed off further as she took the barrage of punches, mostly to her tits. Clare tried to defend, as she put her hands up to protect her tits. She even tried some counter punches, which Jeri easily blocked. Jeri made her pay for her tit defense with a blistering punch to the pussy. Clare yelped in pain and her legs buckled as she went down. Jeri grabbed Clare's legs and gave her some stomps. Some were to the gut, some were to the tits, and some were to Clare's sore pussy. Clare rolled, as she tried to escape from Jeri and give herself a chance to regroup. Jeri didn't let her get far as she hauled the girl up by the hair and mauled her sore tits even more. Clare was nearly in tears at this point. Jeri dropped her and she fell to the canvas in a heap. Jeri gave her a leg drop across the tits and grabbed her hair and clamped on a tight bodyscissors. Clare gasped as her midsection was squeezed and constricted by Jeri's powerful legs. Clare tried to escape. She tried to unhook Jeri's legs, but she couldn't get them apart. Finally, after four elbow smashes to the guts, Jeri released the hold and Clare rolled away. The escape was only momentary, as Jeri was on Clare again in a flash. Jeri grabbed Clare's red hair again and yanked her back. Jeri pulled Clare between her legs and clamped a tight figure-4 choking headscissors on her. Clare struggled to get free, but Jeri kept the pressure on, and she kept it up until Clare was nearly out cold. Jeri then said loudly, so Clare and the entire audience could hear, "Resistance is futile." Jeri put her strength into one huge squeeze. Clare lasted only a few minutes longer before she passed out from the chokehold. After she was certain that Clare was truly out, Jeri got up and stood proudly over her defeated opponent, with her hands in the air in victory. Jeri walked back to her dressing room, showing off for her fans. Attendants came over and helped Clare to her feet and back to her dressing room, after Jeri had left. The end.