Battle Royal, part 4 By Jobber Joe Desperate times set in for many as the battle rages past 30 minutes Eliminated so Far - 6 Gone before 20 minutes: Judi - 33 year old brunette, veteran, superstar "wannabe" (early elimination here doesn't help her cause) LJ - 29 year old brunette, wrestling hall of famer Julie - 44 year old dark blonde, another hall of famer Amanda - 20 year old blonde, newcomer to the association Eliminated between 20 and 30 minute marks: Laurie - 31 year old vet - big blonde lifted over top by young combo champ, Tamara, and leggy blonde vet, Jamie Carly - 39 year old - honey haired wrestling legend, ranked 6th all time, overcome by tenacious little blonde, Timmie, with some extra-curricular help from notorious ring battler, Brit. After a desperate failing battle, she was pushed under ropes by Timmie in the 24th minute and was too weak to beat the 20 second clock, her glory days as a great wrestling champ and leg goddess but a faded memory these days. The Scene at 30 min mark - 13 in ring, 1 outside ring trying to get back in Conditions of remaining 14 wrestlers: In Control/ good shape (6) Keri, Amy, Tamara, Teri, Kris, Kara Hanging in, weakened some, but still in the fight (5) Kat, Heidi, Lona, Timmie, Sally Hurting bad/ all but gone (3) Brit, Toni, Jamie Two young teen dreams, Keri and Amy, have just pushed Kat through ropes - While Kat struggles to get back in the ring, the young beauties have both dropped to one knee catching quick breathers Beautiful auburn haired combo champ, Tamara has her sleek legs wrapped around superstar Heidi's waist from behind, the bigger brunette lying on one hip, groaning as Tamara squeezes mightily. Brit, paying dearly for earlier miseries inflicted on ageless blonde legend, Kris, is laid out in a double leg squeeze by "leg goddess" Teri (around chest) and Kris (around legs), blonde badgirl's tormented body jerking and twitching - Brit's sometime accomplice, Timmie, is on her haunches nearby, groaning as she works out a cramp in one leg, the painful charley- horse slowing her efforts to help her old double team partner. "Super Bod" Sally has pushed an enfeebled wrestling champ, Toni, face down on the canvas, now snaking her big, powerful thighs around Toni's trembling limbs, the big blonde in a bad bad way Leggy blonde vet, Jamie, is all but out of it, lithe body twitching spasmodically as Kara's thunder thighs finally unwrap from around her torso. Kara has the feebly moaning beauty up, Jamie's beautiful legs pure rubber as she sags in the shorter blonde's arms. Lona, left alone and gathering her strength after her earlier tangle with Amy, is wandering over now toward the two entangled blondes. Action - Minutes 30-35 Tough brunette Kat, slides back into the ring, but is immediately engulfed again by twin teen tyros Keri and Amy, the young beauties dragging a howling Kat out to ring center to further weaken her, with Amy wrestling Kat to the mat with a full nelson while Keri scissors Kat's waist from the front. Meanwhile, over in one corner, spunky little Kara and willowy Lona together are hoisting a limp, unresisting Jamie up onto the corner turnbuckle. Poor Jamie just lies there, beautiful long legs draped over the top rope, head lolling, lithe, lovely body twitching spasmodically, having surrendered to the ravages of the exhausting struggle, and, most particularly, Kara's pillaging "thunder thighs." On cue, her two blonde tormentors lift one slack leg each and Jamie tumbles over and out, her desperate battle ended. Elimination #7 at 30:24 - Jamie thrown over top by Kara, assist to Lona Timmie, still fighting a cramping leg, but game as they come, finally makes it over to the tangled trio ahead of her, wrestling with Teri as the sexy leg goddess struggles to hold her body squeeze on Brit, with Kris's big, beautiful legs assaulting the out-gunned blonde badgirl down below. These four veteran campaigners, Teri the reigning leg champion and former wrestling and combo champ, Brit, the wrestling and boxing legend and first ever combo champ; super sexy, Kris, the all-time wrestling queen, and Timmie a former boxing, wrestling and combo champion in her own right, were the last four women in the ring during the first battle royal, won by Brit; and now are entangled in an incredible four way struggle for survival and supremacy. And right now Brit is getting the worse of it from the two vengeful beauties, Teri and Kris, who suffered so much at her hands in that epic clash nearly two years ago. Elsewhere, Sally, mauling poor Toni with savage impunity, finally climbs off the weakly moaning, prone blonde beauty, and like a lusty cavewoman, begins to drag poor Toni by the arms toward the edge of the ring, And now Lona and Kara, forming a quick peace treaty in the wake of their cooperative effort in eliminating Jamie, go after the teen tyros. Lona, with a an earlier score to settle with Amy, drags the young blonde out of her full nelson hold on Kat; while Kara blindsides Keri with a headlock, pulling the stunned teen dream away from Kat as well. Kat just lies there on her back at ring center, gasping and groaning after being rescued from her teen tormentor's doubleteam; while Lona struggles to wrap her sleek gams around Amy on her right and Kara and Keri grapple side by side on her left. Meanwhile, Sally, well worked over earlier in this battle royal, but with adrenaline fueling her surge now, has slack-bodied Toni near rings edge and is digging deep, full, muscled thighs quivering but holding while she tries to hoist the freckled blonde's heavy body up and over the ropes. Seeing this, Tamara, who has the great brunette Heidi laid out on her back writhing helplessly between her scissored legs, releases her deadly leg lock and gets up a bit shakily, breathing hard, but moving slowly toward Sally and Toni. Toni is up draped over the ropes, Sally digging for all she's worth in an attempt to finish the job, when Tamara rushes over with a yell, pushing Sally. Yelping in surprise, Sally feels Toni's slumped weight settling on her back as she turns toward her new attacker. Toni groans, slipping down, then falling back between the middle and upper rope strands, big legs slung over the middle rope, shoulders and arms laying on the apron while Sally and Tamara struggle above her, Sally, weary from the struggle with the big blonde, Toni , dropping to her knees, arms slung over the middle rope as Tamara works for a full nelson from behind. Tamara, on fire, has just a half nelson cinched on to a kneeling Sally, Sally's writhing bumping Toni's draped legs and knocking the big blonde fully out of the ring now. Tamara, seeing this, slams two or three knees into Sally's backside, then turns, trying to drag poor Toni back into the ring. Many at ringside must wonder if Tamara is really doing the savagely mauled, enfeebled wrestling champ a favor here; but the young brunette must think workmate Toni is her only real ally in this fight; and she wants to keep her around. With Sally still a bit dazed from the knee shots, Tamara manages to arm drag a moaning Toni under the ropes and back into the ring, stopping the clock on her blonde workmate at 15 seconds. Toni just lies there, weak and gasping, while Tamara and Sally resume their battle, with Tamara pushing Sally to her butt with back pressed to the ropes as Sally turns into her, but Sally now instinctively looping those impressively muscled legs around Tamara's waist as the young brunette kneels in front of her. Meanwhile, Kat, shaking her head a bit wanly, but back on all fours, has joined the battle with Lona against Amy, grabbing Amy's arms from behind while Lona loops her long, lovely legs around Amy's waist. Nearby, Kara and Keri are locked in a ferocious duel, these two strong-legged young beauties having twisted head to toe in the struggle, with each pair of legs wrapping around the other's torso. As they struggle to gain the advantage, both young women squeeze for all they're worth; Keri's shimmering dark thighs are taut and trembling, the smaller blonde's flexing quads pumping against Keri's trim abs and back with desperate urgency. Back across the ring, Timmie has finally managed to pull Teri away from Brit's mangled and mauled body, leaving Kris still locked on to Brit's trapped legs with her big, dark beauties; while Timmie is now on top of a crouching, winded Teri. Tamara, the reigning Combo champ, has been on a rampage, battering Timmie to a near stupor with her pile-driving knees, working over Heidi, and putting it to Sally some of late; but one should never under-estimate the danger of staying too long between those killer pythons of Sally. Now, the embattled blonde, four times shoved through the ropes in this battle royal, is hanging in there, forcing tired muscles to action, digging deep where only great champions can go, to put the squeeze on the young brunette. Tamara's siege on the bigger blonde dies out steadily with the young beauty's agonized moan, her head tilting back, arms, which had been grappling with Sally's, suddenly getting heavy and unresponsive. She starts to sag forward, chin dropping to chest as Sally keeps the squeeze on, her big, powerful thighs quaking but holding just enough muscle tension to keep the snared brunette moaning in agony. Across the ring, Heidi, showing compassion for long-time friendly rival, Toni, is up on shaky feet, arm dragging the well-worked over blonde away from the ropes. Heidi sits down there, exhausted herself from the rigors of battle while Toni, on her back, looks up gratefully, mumbles through spittle choked lips, "thanks." Elsewhere, Keri is in some distress, slowly yielding in her sizzling leg battle with spunky blonde, Kara, a long-time nemesis. As Keri's golden hued thighs begin to tremble and shake with rubbery exhaustion, Kara, renewing her efforts, digs in, squeezing Keri's body with savage determination. Keri lays her head back, moaning plaintively, eyes glassy, unfocused, her faltering legs twitching and trembling now; and, with a loud gasp from the surrendering teen dream, finally snapping apart as Kara gives a satisfied grunt from the other end. Now there are only one pair of pillaging legs at work in this contest between two young, athletic beauties; and Kara's magnificent thunder thighs, pound for pound maybe the most impressively muscled set of legs in the business, are feasting on the virtually unresisting, weakly moaning teen dream. Poor Keri has her head laid over sideways, almost touching one of Kara's bare feet, her sleek body jerking spasmodically with each punishing flex from Kara's killer legs. It seems all but over for Keri, and maybe her teen counterpart, Amy, as well; with the doubleteamed blonde now being yanked to her feet by a vengeful Kat and held there in a double arm bar by the brawny brunette; while Lona, knees pumping like pistons, hammers knee shots to the young blonde's gut. Gasping and groaning, Amy slumps to her knees after a half dozen wicked knee shots, only to be yanked back up to her feet by Kat and marched to the ropes. With Lona lending an assist, Kat, riding an adrenaline surge, bodies the healthy teen up, straining, lifting and finally dumping the despairing Amy over and out. Elimination #8 - at 33:57 - Amy tossed over top by Kat and Lona Kat drops down to one knee gratefully after Amy flips over and out, while Lona remains standing, leaning on the ropes, long legs spread wide, chest heaving. Suddenly, Heidi, back on her feet, rushes forward, seeing an opportunity and shanghais Lona with a shoulder buried in the slender blonde's gut. With a loud grunt, Lona doubles over, then slips backward through the 2nd and 3rd strands of ropes, while Kat turns and grapples now with Heidi. There's no love lost between these two solidly built brunettes, though their most heated battles have been with the gloves on, where Heidi reigns as boxing champion, defeating Kat in the last tourney's title match; but Kat battered the champion senseless later in an exhibition bout. Now though, without the gloves, Heidi, standing, has the leverage on the still kneeling Kat; but the brawling brunette, lifting one of Heidi's shapely legs up high, manages to drop the great combo champion to a sitting position on the middle strand of ropes. Clambering back into the ring at this point, Lona joins with Kat in pushing Heidi back, the doubleteamed brunette legend slinging her legs over the rope and dangling upside down outside the ring. Lona wants to push Heidi clear of the ropes, but Kat stops her, snarling, "no, not yet, lets work her over some more." She reaches through the ropes, grabbing Heidi's wildly flailing arm, and pulling the embattled brunette up and back into the ring. Now Lona grabs Heidi from behind, fingers digging into both biceps, while Kat hammers an uplifted knee into the sexy brunette's midsection; and another, the second knee shot dropping Heidi moaning to her knees, dangling from Lona's arms. In other action, Kris's leg lock on an agonized Brit is wavering, her big, dark thighs quaking with muscular exhaustion; but Brit looks almost done, weakly moaning, barely resisting as Kris gives up the leg scissors, gets up to all fours, head lowered, sucking big gulps of air. Her one knee rests across the splayed little blonde's neck as Brit coughs and wheezes, a far cry from the cocky, make that arrogant, badgirl who reigned supreme in the first battle royal, wreaking havoc on many, most particularly the sexy legend who kneels over her now. Nearby, Teri has managed to get up against a weakened Timmie, and the two tired, but dead game, battling beauties grope wearily at each other as they stagger along the ropes. And Sally, too, has to release her leg lock on a bedraggled Tamara, but gets up, wobbling only slightly and starts to drag a moaning, weakly resisting Tamara, to her feet, pushing her back against the ropes. Meanwhile, Kara is up, sweaty, but exultant, at her sizzling leg conquest over the bigger teen dream, Keri, dragging the ragdoll brunette toward the ropes. Action - Minutes 36-40 It's truly desperation time for many, with even the better off wrestlers feeling the strain of this long, exhausting battle now. Strong-legged Kara has drug teen dream Keri to the ropes, but now even her muscled thighs are quaking as she tries to hoist the bigger brunette up and over. Giving up the quest, for the moment, Kara takes a quick blow, leaving poor Keri draped listlessly over the middle strands. Meanwhile, reigning four time wrestling champ, Toni, is finally up, staggering forward in a brave, if perhaps foolhardy attempt to help the stricken Heidi. Lona, seeing the freckle face blonde beauty wobbling toward her, drops a moaning Heidi's arms and grapples with the heavier, but horribly weakened blonde instead, leaving poor Heidi slumping forward into Kat's waiting arms. All things being equal, and they're not of course, Toni would win a pure strength contest against the willowy Lona every time. But here, Lona has little trouble wrestling the bigger blonde to her knees, pushing Toni half through the lower and middle strands, while Kat is doing likewise with a slumped Heidi right next to her. Meanwhile Kris has drug a nearly limp Brit up with some effort and is laboring to lift the slack bodied little blonde up over the top. But Kris's golden thighs go rubbery almost instantly under Brit's slumped weight; and the sexy all time great champion crumples to her haunches with a weary moan, Brit still folded helplessly over the middle strand of ropes above her. And, not to be forgotten, Sally is meeting with brave, if faltering, resistance, from young combo queen, Tamara, as she tries to hoist the smaller brunette up and over, with Tamara folded over Sally's back, arms groping around Sally's chest. And nearby, Teri seems to be slowly winning the battle this time around against old foe and nemesis Timmie, forcing the spunky little blonde down to her knees along the ropes; though Timmie is battling with every bit of fleeting strength she has left to resist the younger, fresher brunette. Kara, having drug her teen victim to the rings edge, is really putting it to the virtually unresisting Keri now, the blonde dynamo having caught her breath and moved up, her tautly muscled thunder thighs encircling poor Keri's waist while she puts a standing body squeeze on the embattled young brunette. Kat, over in one corner, finally moves directly to push a well-worked over Heidi through the ropes. The great brunette, five times a combo champion, and the reigning three time boxing queen, is no match for Kat's strength and determination at this point; and, after Kat takes one knee shot to Heidi's exposed backside for good measure, eliciting an anguished moan from the embattled young beauty, the pillaging older brunette gives a lusty cry as she pushes a groaning Heidi through to the ring apron. Almost simultaneously, Lona, meeting much less resistance from a feebly moaning Toni, manages to roll the bigger blonde through to the apron as well, where Toni lies barely a foot from her dark haired companion. Kat and Lona each take a knee, grabbing well deserved breaks from the exhausting action as Heidi and Toni grapple with the demons of numbing exhaustion and the reality of possible elimination. Heidi stirs first, slithering with some effort half through the ropes. Kat looks over at the struggling brunette, who is now turned back, grabbing Toni's arm, trying to help the moaning blonde get back into it as well. But Kat is warned by the ring monitor to not interfere, since Heidi is still officially under the clock. As Heidi slithers under the ropes at the count of 17, with Toni straddling the lower strand, a weak little cry escapes the parched lips of defending battle royal champ, Brit, as she topples through the ropes to the apron from Kris's push. And now, with Kat already setting in on Heidi again, Toni rolls back into the ring at 19 and is set upon by Lona one more time. It could be over for Brit, the great, if notorious, little blonde ring warrior laid out on her back on the apron, moaning feebly, while Kris, dropped to all fours on the other side of the ropes, takes big gulps of precious air, hopeful that she has finally rid herself of Brit's often cruel ring dominance. Nearby, Teri has Timmie pushed half through the ropes, and across the ring, Kara has finally eased up on her savage body squeeze and is discarding the ravaged young brunette, Keri, via a push through the ropes. Incredibly, Brit is starting to roll back into the ring, with the count at 12; but is it too little too late? Now Brit, with a loud groan, just rolls through to the ring floor at Kris's feet, the clock stopped at 20. With a nod, the ring referee gives "the tie" to Brit, judging her still in the competition. Kris, disappointed at the verdict, but grimly determined, immediately falls upon the little blonde. Yet the ageless blonde, waging such a brave battle here, is virtually spent herself, her adrenaline surge depleted; and Brit, grunting, digging deep, bridges up and reverses the groaning older blonde, once again straddling Kris as the great all time champ rolls to her back near the ropes. Meanwhile, with Keri fumbling weakly at the ropes, Kara impetuously reaches through to grab the spent young brunette, apparently to push her back. She is warned by a ring monitor, and after some discussion, a new 20 second clock begins on Keri. Now, with a fresh 20 second clock being given and Kara warned back three feet, Keri yet again bravely pushes tired muscles to respond, her dark legs, usually surging with youthful power, now alarmingly weak and rubbery as she slowly slithers back part way under the ropes by 12. Thinking she's done, and seeing Lona, tiring, but smiling devilishly, after standing poor Toni up, giving the bedraggled wrestling queen over to brawny Kat, Kara wanders over that way, having formed an earlier alliance with Lona and thinking she can help the willowy blonde out. Heidi is slumped at Kat's feet while her dark haired antagonist now puts poor Toni in a withering front bear hug, Toni moaning plaintively but clearly out on her feet as she quickly sags slack bodied in Kat's arms. Behind this tangled trio, Lona leans back on the ropes, catching a quick blow, long long legs spread wide. Across the ring, Keri, the young beauty Kara left for dead, still has life, if barely, thanks to the extra clock time she's been awarded. She rolls weakly under the ropes and back into the ring, stopping this clock at 19. The sultry "teen dream" lies there on one hip, still in the fight; but with sleek legs trembling with rubbery exhaustion, chest heaving, trying to gather herself as recent tormentor, Kara, plows into the tangle of bodies ahead of her. Lona has straightened up, is grabbing at Toni's shoulders from behind, yelling at Kat that it's time to finish the seemingly doomed blonde champion, when Kara rushes into the picture. While aiming for Toni, caught in a sweaty sandwich between Kat and Lona, Kara, a little unsteady on her feet as well by this point, instead crashes one shoulder inadvertently into slender Lona, the other shoulder nailing Toni in the ribs. With a stunned cry, Lona, her center of gravity high on those impossibly long stems, flips up, teetering on the top rope. Kara, a little stunned by the crashing, shoulder first entrance into the tangle of bodies, is slow to react; and Kat, though she tries to grab onto Lona, has to reach across both Kara, on her knees now below Toni, and Toni's own slack bodied form, barely getting a fleeting hand on Lona before the leggy blonde topples over and out of the ring. At 37:12- Elimination #9 - Lona knocked over top rope by Kara Stunningly, Lona, the long legged blonde who has fought so determinedly here against usually heavier foes, is out of the competition on a bizarre fluke. And Kat, her recent partner in the ring, is enraged at Kara, still stunned on her knees beneath Toni, disdainfully pushing the wasted wrestling champ half through the ropes, the savagely mauled blonde just a play toy at this point. Kat now goes on a one woman rampage, turning Kara around and slamming two hard knees to the little blonde's backside before hauling her up one handed and roughly shoving her into the ropes right next to the hapless Toni. Next she turns her attention to Heidi, who has rolled over to one hip beneath the raging brunette. A hard knee slammed into Heidi's breadbasket leaves the great combo queen gaping, from which Kat has little trouble rolling her under the ropes. While Heidi, still gaping for air, loops an arm over the lower rope from the ring apron, Kat, on fire, roughly shoves an also dazed Kara through the ropes as well, with Kara rolling over to one hip on the apron, shaking her head at the sudden turn of events. With Heidi and Kara both struggling to get back into the ring, Kat finally turns her rage back to her already well worked over sexy play toy, Toni, strong-arming the helpless blonde chest first against the ropes, cinching up a painful full nelson on the feebly resisting, freckle faced beauty. At about the same time, Kara, slides under the ropes, stopping the clock at 10; while Heidi rolls under a split second later, her clock stopped at 19. Now, bizarrely, Heidi, really sucking air, and Kara, winded, but a bit stronger than the young dark-haired superstar, both, from their knees, bull into Kat, who is pre-occupied with tormenting Toni; and Kat falls heavily half through the ropes, pushing Toni ahead of her. Heidi is slumped down, winded and weak, but Kara rises up again, puts a shoulder into the teetering Kat, and now its turnabout time as the brawny brunette gives a yelp while toppling to the ring apron, dragging the ragdoll big blonde with her. As Kara and Heidi slump down inside the ring, Kat has rolled over to one hip on the apron, laying right over a spread-eagled Toni. The clock stops on Toni, with the referee ruling interference on Kat, while the enraged brunette takes as much time as she needs to gather herself on the apron. Meanwhile, Kara is set upon by old rival Keri, the weakened, but dead game teen dream out for revenge, dragging Kara back from behind and clamping her big, dark legs around the little blonde. Elsewhere, across the ring, Sally is almost finished with Tamara and Teri likewise with Timmie, the young combo champ and the veteran blonde both clinging to the ropes through which they've been pushed most of the way through. And Kris is fully laid out yet again, the aging body trying to fight back, but flailing listlessly under Brit's vengeful attack as the spiteful little blonde hellcat, leans over the moaning legend, her muscled legs wrapped around Kris's torso. Kat is back in the ring at 19, fighting mad, and immediately setting in on Heidi, with a fresh clock now starting on Toni; Who is still spread- eagled on the apron after a savage mauling inside by Lona and Kat, and a hard fall beneath Kat to the apron. It doesn't look good for the sexy wrestling champ, who lifts her head weakly, groping feebly with one arm at the swaying ropes, but then falls back at 12, arms draped behind her head, big legs splayed lifelessly. Her long desperate struggle in this battle royal is over, the 20 second clock shortly thereafter making it official. At 38:57 - Elimination #10 - Toni fails to beat 20 second clock after being pushed through ropes by Kat Ten women are left now with the elimination of the great blonde wrestling champion, Toni. She is still lying spread-eagled on the ring apron, absolutely spent and devastated at her elimination, when long-time friendly rival, Heidi, after taking three straight wicked knee shots to the back from a raging Kat, falls through the ropes again, curling up on one hip, her head resting across Toni's smooth thighs. Across the ring, almost simultaneously, first Tamara, and then Timmie fall through the ropes as well after pushes from Sally and Teri, respectively. Kat, Sally and Teri all take ever more important quick breaks, while their intended victims struggle to get back in the ring; the great combo queen, Heidi, looking very weak, groping at the ropes, slithering slowly with the count at 12; while Tamara and Timmie are just beginning their struggles. Tamara, the young combo champ, looks in a bit better shape than the veteran blonde; though everybody, including those still in the ring, is hurting at this stage of the match. Heidi just manages to slither under the ropes at 19, but again is immediately set upon by the pillaging brunette, Kat. Tamara and Timmie both beat their clocks as well, with their tormentors, Sally and Teri, respectively, waiting for them; and as the clock passes the 40 minute mark, five different pair-ups are still in progress. How much longer can everyone hold out? That is the million dollar, no make that $5,000 - this is a semi-pro, low budget affair after all - question on the minds of many in the large crowd. (to be continued)