NO Pain NO Gain BUT A Brand New House
by DJ.Groove



After Joe taught his bodybuilding girl friend Charlene how to shag without
smothering him with her muscles, he desperately thought of a reason to stay
with her other than she was the fuck of a lifetime.

There were several annoying reasons why he thought it would be better to get
rid of that chick, although she could fuck his brains out, but there must be
more to a relationship than shag, shag, shag, or was there?

You couldnīt go out to dinner with her because she just ate chemicals and
other crap to build her muscles, for that reason she wasnīt a good cook at
home either.

Not good.

You couldnīt talk to her about the latest movies or books because all the
steroids had turned her brains into jelly.

Not good.

You had to go with her to all the boring bodybuilding contests and
congratulate her on whatever she wins there, even if itīs just a crappy
statue.

Not good.

She would use you as a dumb-bell to train with.

Fun, but not good in the long run.

But, what the hell, she COULD fuck your brains out, what more can a man ask of
any woman, bodybuilder or not?

No, there had to be something more Joe could use his chick Charlene for and
thatīs when his unlce Vito helped him out with a great idea.

Being half-Italian and the nephew of Don Vito the local big time mobster had
some major advantages, especially when Joe decided to build a new house. For
example, no trouble with city bureaucrats or the unions or the guy who didnīt
want to sell his nice property to you but thought otherwise after finding the
head of his cat in his bed in the morning.

One day Joe waited for his uncle with all the truck loads of stolen building
material and immigrant workers to show up to build his house when something
unexpected happened.

Vito showed up all right, the truck loads were delivered all right, but there
was a tiny little bit of problem.

"Joe my favourite nephew, bon giorno, I hate to tell you this, but you see, I
canīt supervise the building of your house, and supply you with some workers,
because there is this tiny little bit of problemo."

"What kind of problemo Vito?"

"You see, your cousin Donnie, that shit for brains, he got us the wrong kind
of cement."

"Heh ?"

"Not for your house, but for that fucking District Attorney who is after me
for, you know, a lot of things."

"Heh?"

"You see, Donnie got this cheap cement from a deal with some sicilian friend
of his, but that bastard betrayed us. What has this world come to if you canīt
even trust a siclian any more, I ask of you?"

"I still donīt get it."

"Are you dumb? When we put the feet of this fucking D.A. into a bucket of
cement and threw him into the river, the fucking cheap cement turned into
jelly and the fucking D.A. could escape. Ahh misericordia!"

Vito turned around hearing some sirens.

"Speaking of escaping, got to run and lay low for a while, but anyhow, you got
the material Joe, now you just have to search somebody to build your house.
But I canīt help you with the union either, those bastards have just waited
for something like this to happen."

"Vito, are you kidding, how am I to build a house on my own?"

"Uh-huh, stupido! Just use your muscle girl friend. Personally I like my women
round and with big boobs and a round ass you can squeeze all night, who can
cook some good pasta at least, but if you canīt make use of your muscle chick
in any other way, put her to work! Let her build the house!"

Having that said, Vito made a run for it, before the cops arrived.

The day after that, Joe told Charlene that he had heard of a brand new yet
secret training technique thought of by the "Big Ahhhnold de Derminador
Gubernador" to "bumb yu uuuub".

It was called "House Building Muscle". Joe said he had gotten these secret not
yet unveiled techniques from an aquaintance of his mobster uncle and that they
were so successful, Ahhnold would make a fortune out of it.

Charlene, never a quick thinker was that happy, the next day she started to
work on Joeīs house, while Joe sat on a stool in a nice cozy shadowy place
holding a beer in his hand to supervise her.

"Your doing great honey, Yeah, I can see your muscles grow already, just put
some more bricks over there, yeah, your are doing great! Just keep on going!"

Although Charlene was a good worker, Joe realized it would take ages for her
to do the job alone, so he asked her if she would mind if he let some of her
bodybuilding and powerlifting girl friends in on their "Big Ahhhnold de
Derminador Gubernador" secert training technique and Charlene, ever keen to
make Joe happy, agreed.

So the next day, Joe had five female athletes working on his house and after
the word spread around the city about the special technique, every day more
and more female bodybuilders showed up to work on his house.

After a week Joe had fifty chicks working on his construction site.

"Yeah honey, thatīs right you put the bricks over there, yeah that will help
your muscle growth in no time, I can see you as the next Ms. Olympia already,
you now it comes from my buddy "Ahhhnold" and he is always right.

Yeah and you Charlene honey, get down to the mall and get me some beer, thatīs
good for your blood circulation.

Hey you, honey come over here and hold that fan itīs getting a little hot for
me on my stool, thatīs good for your lower arm muscles, Ahhhnold says, hey and
you honey, while Charlene is away why donīt you give me a blow job, thatīs
good for your face muscles, Ahhnold says.

Yeah baby you are doing all right, oh yeah!"

After three more days, Joe decided that it was enough of his "selfless"
attitude because the girls had fun building his house, although the stuff with
the Ahhhnold technique was just a lie, but what the heck.

So he charged every chick some major bucks when they came to learn Ahhnolds
special bodybuilding technique exclusively from him.

The beer had to paid by somebody, donīt you agree?

The chicks built Joeīs house in no time and Joe had the fun of his life and
plenty of blow jobs and when Charlene was away on an errand he also fucked the
girls one after the other, cuz Ahhhnold said thatīs good for your ass muscles.

After the house was finished, Joeīs dick was a little bit swollen, those
muscle chicks are a little bit a rough a fuck, but what the heck, Joe had even
made a fortune from the money the chicks paid for the training technique and
he had them build a nice house for free.

The chicks were happy because they figured themselves as the new Ms Olympias
already due to Ahhnolds training technique, Charlene was happy because she had
a new house to fuck Joe around, and Joe was happy because he had never had so
many beers, fucks and blow jobs in his life.

So, it didnīt matter to Joe that he just double-triple-quadruple crossed
everybody, because when you find such easy and willing victims, what else
could you do but take advantage of the situation?

Unlce Vito would be proud.