MUSCLEGURLZ FIGHT THEATER
by  IRONMACK

 MUSCLEGURLZ FIGHT THEATER
  
CAST
 
L'RETHA: YVETTE BOVA
HELGA: COLETTE NELSON

SCENE: Basement  of a large suburban home.
L'RETHA,a thick-muscled,big-breasted,two-fist-
ed powerhouse, was about to take on her friend
and rival, HELGA, also a thick-muscled,big-
breasted superwoman, in a FIGHT TO THE
FINISH!
Both were undefeated strength queens and 
fist-fighting champions.
Both had whipped and destroyed over a thou-
sand opponents.
Now they would settle-once and for all-----
WHO WAS TOUGHER.
The women stripped naked,L'RETHA'S dark
skin glistening with thick,rippling muscle.
HELGA'S light tan skin displaying her sinewy
might.
Standing at opposite ends of the basement,
both women worked the kinks out of their
necks and shoulders.
They cracked their knuckles,flexed their mus-
cles,and shadowboxed.
Then,they approached the center of the base-
ment.
They stood  face to face,HELGA a head taller
than L'RETHA.
Both women bulged with muscle,their tits firm
and erect.
They shook hands.
"Good luck,"said HELGA,smiling."You'l need 
it."
L'REHA smiled back.
"Oh NO,honey," she replied."YOU'LL need it."
They squared off with raised fists.
"Don't worry,short-stuff,"said HELGA."I'll make
it qui---"
KBLAMM!!!
HELGA'S mouth was silenced by L'RETHA'S
right fist,firing dead center into her face,snap-
ping her head back.
L'RETHA kept firing away,again and again and
again,FIFTEEN HARD-DRIVING BLOWS,foll-
owed by a right cross,rocking HELGA'S jaw.
Then L'RETHA drove a left hook DEEP AND HARD into HELGA'S gut,doubling
her over,
squealing in pain.
An explosive right uppercut stiffened HELGA
upright.A left fist into her side made her scream.
Another uppercut cracked her jaw again.
Next,L'RETHA began firing alternating lefts
and rights into HELGA'S mid-section at rapid
speed.
Another right cross to the jaw.
A left cross.A right.A left.A right.A left.A right.
A left hook right under the heart.HELGA bent
forward,whimpering.
L'RETHA continued firing power blows to the
face and body.
HELGA tried to fight back,but her punches were
either blocked or avoided by L'RETHA'S light-
ning reflexes.
L'RETHA fired more blows to the face.
Deep hooks to the gut.
Sledgehammer punches to the tits.
ON AND ON AND ON AND ON,NON-STOP
WITH MERCILESS INTENSITY.
Suddenly---HELGA was bent in half once more
by an especially DEEP AND HARD LEFT HOOK TO THE MID-SECTION.
NEXT,AN ATOMIC BOMB OF A RIGHT UPPERCUT STIFFENED HER UPRIGHT
LIKE A STATUE.
L'RETHA stepped aside and allowed HELGA
to fall forward,smashing onto the floor,splash-
ing blood from the impact.
L'RETHA kissed each of her biceps.
"GOOD JOB,GIRLS!" she said.
HELGA lay still,face down for half a minute.
Then--slowly---she began to move,pushing
herself up,blood trailing from her face.
L'RETHA walked around HELGA and stood
in front of her,hands on hips,smiling.
HELGA rested on one elbow,looking up at
L'RETHA in astonishment.
Both eyes were blackened,her face bruised.
"D-Damn," she squeaked."You're FUCKIN'
GOOD!"
"I'M FUCKIN' GREAT!" responded L'RETHA.
"Give up?"
HELGA actually smiled back."Oh,no,honey.
Not just yet.I owe you big.Just give me a
minute."
"I'm waitin',girl."
HELGA staggered to her feet,shaking her
head,attempting to restart her brain.
She raised her fists once more.
"Okay,"she said."BRING IT,SISTAH!"
"OH,IT'S COMIN',DEARIE!"replied L'RETHA,
raising her fists.
Both women charged forward.
L'RETHA attempted to drive a right hook into
HELGA'S stomach,but the big blonde was too 
fast this time,blocking  the blow with her left
elbow,then striking FAST AND HARD with a
torpedo-like right cross,detonating EXPLOS-
IVELY into L'RETHA'S jaw,stopping her in her
tracks.
The super-strong black woman's knees buckled.
HELGA followed up instantly with a HARD,
PENETRATING LEFT HOOK DEEP INTO
L'RETHA'S RIGHT BREAST,MAKING HER
SCREAM.
A right uppercut  snapped L'RETHA'S head
back.Another left hook,this time to the gut.
L'RETHA'S mouth dropped open as she doubled over.
Another right uppercut rocked her jaw. 
L'RETHA SPAT BLOOD.
She tried raising a fist,but was stopped cold
by HELGA'S left fist BLASTING INTO HER
TITS.
Next came a rocket-powered right jab to the
face,followed swiftly by another.
And another.AND ANOTHER.
AND ANOTHER.AND ANOTHER. AND AN-
OTHER.AND ANOTHER.
TWENTY-FIVE SLEDGEHAMMER BLOWS
IN RAPID SUCCESSION,CAVING IN L'RETHA'S FACE.HER NOSE AND MOUTH
SQUISHED BLOOD.
Another left to the gut.
A right uppercut.
Alternating left and right crosses,cracking
L'RETHA'S jaw,over and over,ON AND ON
AND ON AND ON,NON-STOP.
More lefts and rights to the mid-section at
machine-gun speed.
More alternating uppercuts.
L'RETHA'S attempts to strike back blocked
by HELGA'S rock-hard arms.
More blows to the gut.A right cross twists
L'RETHA'S body sideways.
A left cross caused her to spit up more blood.
A right uppercut stiffened her upright.
A left to the tits bent her forward.
HELGA lifted  L'RETHA'S chin with her left
hand----
THEN FIRED A RIGHT THUNDEROUS 
RIGHT  UPPERCUT THAT ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE BASEMENT.
L'RETHA FLEW OFF HER FEET BACK-
WARDS AND DROPPED LIKE A ROCK
ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A MEATY
THUD,SLIDING TO A DEAD STOP.
SHE LAY SPREAD EAGLE,LIKE A
CORPSE.
HELGA smiled and flexed her mighty biceps.
"OH,YEAH,BABY!!"she cheered
She smiled down at L'RETHA,hands on hips,
waiting.
L'RETHA finally raised her head up after
about a minute.
Her face was a mess of bruises,both eyes
blackened,the left one swollen shut.
She gazed up at HELGA in shock.
"S-SHIT!"she whimpered.
"Guess you weren't that great,afte all,"said
HELGA.
"You fuckin' bitch.I'm gonna beat th' shit outta
you."
"From down there?"
"Just wait,honey."
Moaning in pain,L'RETHA rolled onto her side
and slowly struggled to her feet,her legs wobb-
ling."Like you said,it ain't over yet."
Still shakng from the beating,it took her awhile
to straighten up all the way and finally raise her
fists.
"Let's see if you can do that again."
HELGA spat into each of her palms,then
raised her fists.
"COMIN' RIGHT UP,HONEY!"

END OF PART ONE