Lunch
By Alamsci alamsci@lycos.com
A fictional story, Joseph's disillusionment is Jessica's pleasure.

Joseph timorously made his way across the hall. He had carefully dressed himself for 
this occasion. He was wearing a white short-sleeved collar shirt with blue streaks, 
which was nicely tucked into his dark blue slacks. He was single and in his mid 
thirties. He was hoping that this opportunity would amount to something since he was 
extremely attracted to Jessica and was yearning to make a good impression. 

He had met Jessica through her sister Jill. Jill and Mark have been living across from 
Joseph for the last two years. Jessica frequently visited her sister during her college 
years. She recently graduated and was looking for a job in the city. Jill asked Jessica 
to stay with her and her hubby until she found a place. She agreed, 
but was skeptical about spending too much time with her sister due to the fact that Jill 
and Mark had four children. In other words, she did not want to disturb their family 
life, but reluctantly accepted the offer.  

Joseph was on good terms with his neighbors, so he frequently stopped by. Naturally, 
the couple introduced him to Jessica and the two seemed to enjoy one another's 
company. Joseph felt the need to ask her out and spend some time alone with her, but 
refrained because he deemed it inappropriate to ask her out in front of her sister, 
mainly due to the age difference, but now an opportunity had presented itself in a 
different form. 

Jill and Mark headed out of town last night, Saturday and left Jessica with the kids. 
She decided that she could use some company so she invited Joseph over for lunch 
the following day.

Joseph slowly and timidly lifted up his skinny arm and knocked on the door, no 
answer. He waited and then tried again. This time he heard some one making his or her 
way towards the door. He was hoping that it would be Jessica and not one of the little 
kids. He wanted to greet her at the door and hand her the roses he had carefully 
picked out for her.

He was in luck, Jessica opened the door, but to his surprise she wasn't dressed up. In 
reality, Joseph had been so immersed in his little world that his imagination became 
his reality. Really, Jessica just invited him over as a neighbor and a friend of her 
sister's to keep her company. Joseph should have understood 
this, but he was so engrossed in his own world, which blurred his perception.

 Previously, he had felt close to her, but if he wasn't so blindly attracted to her he 
would've realized that the feeling was not mutual.  Conversely, she only saw him as a 
friendly neighbor. 

Jessica and Joseph scrutinized one another uneasily. Joseph presented her with the 
flowers, which she took reluctantly. She then said, "Joseph, thanks these are beautiful, 
why are you all dressed up anyway? I thought we'd just hang out since we were both 
alone? I didn't ask you out on a date!"

She then lightly caressed his shoulder. "It's okay, no harm done, come in and make 
your self comfortable."

Joseph was beyond embarrassed, but had no intentions of walking away.
The difference in their attire and appearance did not just clash, but was also amusing. 
Jessica was wearing a yellow Gold's Gym shirt and brown sweat pants. The shirt left 
her mid section exposed a long with her arms. Her sweat pants were rolled up to just 
under her knees exposing her well-defined calves. She looked sweaty as if she had 
just come back from a jog or from the gym. Additionally, she had a bandana tied 
around her head. Her hair cutely curled under her ears, but that's about all that could 
be seen.

Their physical appearance also greatly differed.  Joseph was probably about 5'10" to 
her 5'6" and probably out weighed her by 35 pounds. He was about 180. Other than 
that Joseph was an average Joe, not too fat, or skinny. He had short black hair, a 
seemingly frightened look on his face, which was a result of his big 
eyes, which always seemed surprised. The only thing that stuck out were his wrists 
and hands, both seemed to be small for an average male.

On the other hand, Jessica was a fit college graduate. She enjoyed staying in shape 
and it showed. She had, what looked like solid abs, powerful arms, and shoulders. 
She pole vaulted in her four years of college so naturally she had a build similar 
to that of a pole vaulter, nicely defined biceps, strong well rounded shoulders, basically, a 
strong athletic appearance, which was envied by many if not all average 
men.  Her face also conveyed confidence. Her unflinching gaze represented this,
 a gaze that came out of a pair of stunning blue eyes. Other than that her face 
was plain.

As he followed her in he couldn't help but admire her seemingly developed back, 
which he could not really see due to her shirt, but imagined its thickness and 
definition. 

"Joseph, why don't you go and see what the kids are up to. I'll be in the kitchen if you 
need anything"

Joseph headed to the living room where the four kids were watching cartoons. The 
eldest was a skinny boy of 12 and the youngest was a girl of 5. The other two were 
twins, a boy and a girl, who were 7 years old. The kids liked Joseph so when he 
walked in they all ran up to meet him. They all forgot about the cartoons and started 
horsing around. Joseph, who seemed to have a way with kids, led this.

A few minutes later Jessica came in and joined in. When the kids settled down and 
refocused their attention on cartoons Jessica and Joseph began conversing.
 He offered her help, in regards to, her job search, which she gladly 
accepted. The conversation covered various topics and seemed to be flowing nicely. 
They eventually got on the topic of working out when Jessica remarked, "I like to hit 
the gym daily, especially in the morning, it's really refreshing. Today I had to take the 
kids with me so I had to cut my work out short. How about you, Joseph?" 

"Well, I hit the gym from time to time, but that's about it."

"It just takes a bit of discipline. If you force yourself to go every day in the 
beginning it'll eventually become part of your life. It's really great." She said 
while quickly looking at his skinny wrists. He noticed her gaze and began turning red.
She decided to take this a bit further and taunt him a bit, "Besides hitting the gym can 
help you out in the strength department too, check this out!" She then gave her bicep a 
quick flex. A hard looking bicep formed, which caused Joseph's eyes to widen. She 
didn't keep it flexed for too long so he really didn't have time to drool over it. 

"That's really impressive, Jessica!"

"Thanks, you can get strong too, it just take hard work and determination." She 
expressed with a smile. 

"Well, why don't you get up and help me set the table, lunch is almost ready."

They both headed to the kitchen, set the table, brought out the lasagna, and called the 
kids. Jessica sat at the head of the table, Joseph to her left, and the kids all over the 
place.

When they were eating the eldest boy blurted out, "Hey, you guys Auntie Jessica has 
bigger muscles than Uncle Joseph. Auntie can you and Uncle Joseph flex so we can 
see."

"What do you say Joseph?"

"I don't mind."

They both flexed their arms. Needless to say there was no comparison. Joseph's bicep 
jutted out a bit. It had no definition or bulk. Jessica's arm expanded, thickened, and 
rose. It was a site to behold. Joseph and the kids were all admiringly gazing at 
Jessica's well-sculpted arm. She loved the attention and began to flex and unflex 
repeatedly. This allowed small little veins to become visible on her bicep. 

"All right show's over! Back to lunch!" She said with a satisfied smile on her 
youthful face.

"Wow! Auntie your muscle is big!" Said the girl twin.

Joseph cut in, "Look kids if you hit the gym hard like your auntie you can have big 
muscles too. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl."

The eldest boy looked curiously at his auntie and then smilingly remarked, "Auntie 
why don't you arm wrestle Uncle Joseph?"

"All right, that's unnecessary, just eat your food." She sternly expressed.

"No it's really okay why don't we go ahead, for the kids." He slyly said.

She looked at Joseph inquisitively, but before she spoke he leaned over and whispered 
in her ear, "Please take it easy on me!"

She laughed and said, "All right Joseph show me what you've got!"

They both put their arms on the table and assumed the appropriate position. As they 
clasped hands she squeezed his hand and said, "Any time your ready Joseph!"

Jessica was actually enjoying her obvious physical superiority over Joseph. What 
intrigued her even more was the attention he gave her muscles. At first she thought it was 
cute, but as she looked his way she saw him blatantly gawking at her arm and slowly
making his way up to her shoulder. As his gaze moved towards her chest, she felt he 
was undressing her and began to get angry.

"JOSEPH, are you ready.. 1,2,3 go!" She quickly said.

Then BAM. She instantly and harshly slammed his arm down. This was followed bya 
AAGGGHH! On Joseph's part.

The kids were clapping and laughing.

She firmly held his hand down, moved closer to him and whispered in his ear, "That's 
for being a pervert."

They all quietly finished their lunch, helped clean up and headed back to the living 
room.

Jessica mockingly looked at Joseph as he was nursing his arm. 

"Hey, Joseph why don't you join me in the kitchen."

When they entered the kitchen she said, "I know you feel uncomfortable now, but 
don't worry I don't mind you staying a little longer, just don't act like a pervert."

He tamely looked down, "Thank you."

He awkwardly walked by her and headed back to the living room. She headed to the 
bathroom. There she confidently looked at herself in the mirror and went into a double 
bicep pose. She admired her hard work and determination by relaxing and pumping 
her arms a few times. After she was satisfied she went back to the living room.

The kids were watching TV when the eldest suddenly ran towards the VCR stand and 
began looking through the tapes. He took one out and put it in. The twins groaned in 
agitation, "Not WWE, again."

"Come on Auntie why don't you show me some moves, like daddy does?" He happily 
inquired.

Jessica had done some wrestling in college, but nothing serious. She looked at her 
nephew and then she turned her attention to Joseph and said, "Why don't we show the 
kids some moves, it'll be fun."

"I don't think that's a good idea….really…. I feel tired…. By the way that was great 
lunch.." He timidly remarked.

"Come on its for the kids…"

"I think I better go now.." Joseph said as he slowly started getting up.

"Ha, I don't think that's a good idea, Joseph." She menacingly said as she slowly got 
up and blocked the doorway.

Then she ominously added, "Are you scared neighbor? It doesn't matter we are going 
to entertain the kids now!"

Jessica assumed a wrestling stance and began moving towards Joseph. Instead of 
moving backwards he covered his face. She grabbed one of his arms, yanking it from 
his face and forcefully twisting it in an arm bar.

"Kids this is an arm bar!" She blurted as she poured on the pressure. Joseph's 
agonizing screams were heard through out the house. Jessica then tripped him up and 
pushed his head into the carpet. She then lied down on his back, snuck her arms underneath 
his armpits and clasped her hands behind his neck in a full nelson. 

Joseph's head was firmly planted on the carpet and his hands were limply held captive 
by Jessica's hold. On top of this, Jessica began spreading his legs apart with hers, 
causing him more pain, but his screams and groans could not be heard due to his face 
being firmly planted on the carpet.

"Tap out, if you can't take it!" She scoffed, knowing that there was no possible way he 
could tap out.

She decided to let him go and stood up. He turned to one side and the tears and fear 
on his face were visible. His eyes weren't just teary. He was crying. 

"Guys check it, he's crying!!" Blurted out the eldest boy. 

"Yep, crying like a little boy! Should I give him a break kids?"

The eldest looked at Joseph and then at his aunt.

"I kind of feel sorry for him, but there are a few more moves…"

Jessica loudly laughed, " No problem a few more can't hurt him that much more, 
what are they?"

"Well, how about the cross face, let's see the rock bottom, a body slam, and a choke 
slam."

"You're too cruel, I can't do all of those,  If I do we'll have to take him to the hospital when 
we're done, but I'm sure I can improvise."

Jessica walked towards Joseph, put her arm around his neck and pulled him up in a 
headlock. She paraded him around and periodically gave his head a firm squeeze. Her 
body was oozing with power and she was enjoying her conquest. 

Joseph helplessly tried to wiggle out of his predicament, but found out it was no use. 
She then let him go, tripped him up and decided a cross-face would be fun. She 
applied this move with perfection. In turn, Joseph began uncontrollably crying. 

She slowly got up and looked at the kids. "So what do you guys think?" 

"That was awesome, I've never seen an old dude cry like that!" Said the male twin.

" I feel bad, auntie, please don't hurt him anymore!" Said the eldest boy.

Jessica helped Joseph up, twisted his arm behind his back, grabbed a chunk of 
his hair and said, "Kids say bye to Uncle Joseph, I think its time to for him to go 
home." The kids happily wave bye to Joseph. He lifted his free hand limply and 
managed to whimper, ''b….ye."

Jessica marched Joseph to the door, let go of his hair, opened the door, regrabbed his 
hair and pulled his head back, "I'm really glad you came for lunch, let's do it again 
sometime." She ominously remarked.

She then proceeded to throw him out the door. As she was closing the door he was limply crashing 
 to the ground.