Horse Hockey: Paige vs.Penny



    I'm not using last names for these two characters because I'm lazy,
disrespectful, and lacking creativity.  Anyway Penny is a 20 year old
high school student.  yes you read that correctly.  She's not stupid she
just doesn't really care.  Why should she her parents are alcoholics and
they don't care about her.  At least that's her reasoning.
    Penny was a bit of a problem in the small town she grew up in. 
Though she never broke any major laws just a few misdeameanors here and
there she has a reputation.  Recently she crossed the line when she beat
up some 15 year old girl after school one day.
    That's where Paige comes in.  Paige has the wealthiest family in
town, and they have a Texas sized ranch but she is a cop in the small
town, and that 15 year old that Penny beat up was Paige's little
sister.   Paige gets a brainy idea and talks the Chief into letting Penny
off with just community service.
    The Chief reminds her that he can't pass sentence, but Paige told him
that if Penny agrees to clean Paige's family's horse stalls that all
charges of felony assault on a minor won't be pressed.  Truthfully Penny
didn't really damage Paige's sister too badly.
    Hell she didn't even break any bones.  Just a few minor flesh
wounds which caused some humiliation.  Paige figured the punishment
should fit the crime and truthfully she always figured her little sister
to be a spoiled brat.  
    The Chief was hesistant but finally agreed.
    "You go tell her  then."
    He told Paige and he handed her the keys to the jail cell.  Once
Penny saw Paige she began to feel a bit nervous.  Nervous for a couple of
reasons.  One when Penny was a little younger in elementary school Paige
was the talk of the town as far as female sports went.  She would watch
her play and would just forget about her alcoholic parents and the fact
that nobody seemed to give a damn about her unless it was to scold her.
    Paige was very much admired by Penny.  The other reason is she was a
bit fearful that the six foot 27 year old blonde would want a measure of
revenge.  She knew that 15 year old girl she beat up was Paige's little
sister but she figured the spoiled brat had it coming to her.
    "Guess what?  Good news.  You've been released into my custody."
    Once Penny heard that she was very startled.
    "How can that be."
    "Simple.  You have one of two choices.  You can either come home with
me and tomorrow and Sunday you can clean my family's horse stalls.  Or
you can stay here all weekend go to your hearing Monday and get charged
with felony assault on a minor.  Let me remind you that my family is not
only influential in this town but also in the entire county.  Chances are
pretty good that you'll do some time in prison.  Maximum security.  I'm
sure they would love to have a doll of a 5 foot tall 90 pound girl like
you around.  You may do well with beating up 15 year olds but I doubt you
could beat a grown woman especially a convicted felon."
    It didn't take long for all that to register so Penny agreed to take
Paige's first offer.  Paige left her there for the night and came in at
sunrise to take her detainee to the work site.  Since it was a warm day
the weekend deputy got a real treat in seeing Paige show up wearing
nothing but a white bra and cut-off jean shorts.
    Upon catching sight of her Penny didn't enjoy seeing Paige nearly as
much as the male deputy did.
    Oh my gosh its worse than I thought.  Look at that woman.  Now that
is some serious muscle tone.  Those breast how outrageous.  Those legs go
on forever and gee whillickers look at how shapely they are.  Check out
the ripples in those abs.  I bet I could bounce quarters off them.  THat
is if she'd let me.
    It so unfair for her to have everything and for me to have
nothing and I have to be her slave this weekend.
   Those were the thoughts that Penny had.
    "I have potentially good news for you.  If you're a real good girl
and work hard today I let you stay at my cottage on the ranch rather than
coming back here."
    Paige offered.
    "Thanks."
    "Don't thank me.  You're going to work your ass off."
    Paige let Penny out of the cell but before the 20 year old could even
begin walking the 27 year old cop grabbed both of her wrist in just one
hand and proceeded to slap the handcuffs on.
    "Are these really necessary."
    "Trust me little snip.  They're for your protection.  As fun as it
would be for me to beat you up in these.  I realize there wouldn't be any
honor in it."
    Paige whispered in Penny's ear.  Penny knew this was going to be a
long weekend.  Maybe that jail cell and possibility of going to prison
wouldn't be so bad afterall, but on the other hand she figured she might
be able to escape once on the ranch.
    Once the two of them arrived at the ranch Penny became very dizzy. 
Driving along the old country road was like going through a maze.  Also
there were plenty of wooded areas surrounding the ranch.  Penny figured
an escape would be out of the question since she didn't know how to live
off the land, and even though she could beat up teenagers she doubted her
chances against any wolves, coyotes, or bears that might be roaming the
area.
    Upon seeing the mansion Penny became quite dazzled.  She figured it
to be fitting for someone like Paige to be living in such a palace fit
for royalty.  She like many others still couldn't figure out why Paige
was a cop, but that maybe what kept her from going to prison, so Penny
chalked that up as a good thing.
    I could bore you with a few ends and outs but instead I'm going to go
ahead and fast forward to the stable where Paige's family keeps 12 horses
and each stall would be in desparate need of cleaning.  The horses were
being cared for by the several ranch hands.  Changing shoes, and whatever
else they do with horses on a ranch.  I really don't know that much about
this sort of thing, but hey what do you think I'm writing here?  A novel.
    Paige had lied to the Chief she had absolutely no intentions on
having Penny clean out stalls.  She wanted to restore some family honor. 
She shut the barn doors behind her and locked them.
    "What's going on."
    Penny asked alertedly.  She began to back away from the 6 foot blonde
that was slowly stalking toward her.
    "I lied.  I didn't bring you out here to clean horse stalls.  I'm
going to give you an ass kicking your parents should've given you a long
time ago."
    "Actually Paige they kicked my ass a lot until I learned to fight
back."
    ''Oh so you think you're a little toughie?  Think you can take me?"
    " I don't know."
    "Well you have your chance.  You have two choices either I'm going to
stomp your ass or those felons up state will, and I'm sure those mean
broads will take pleasure in gang raping you."
    "Well I guess I have only one choice then."
    Things didn't start out violently.  The two would be combatants only
circled each other and appeared to be sizing one another up.  Truthfully
Paige had never been in a fight before, and she wasn't sure how to do
this.  Despite being a cop she was really more less a security guard, and
mere political window dressing at that.  Unlike most cops including other
female officers Paige was breezed through training especially the hand to
hand part.
    Sure she knew how to kick a guy in the groin and use a night stick,
but this wasn't a guy she was facing off with, nor did she have her night
stick handy.  Penny didn't really want to fight but she figured she'd
take her chances with this one woman no matter how impressive she looked
as opposed to the possibilty of getting gang raped upstate.  Sure she'd
fought teen girls and her drunk parents when they could barely stand but
Paige was much different.
    Even compared to her sister, who is only 5'7" and 118 pounds.  Penny
could see that she was easily outweighed by a little more than 75 pounds
compared to Paige, and those were solid and boobed pounds.  Plus take
into account Paige's athletic prowess.  The fight was slow to start it
took Paige to initiate the first blow.
    Once she landed the uppercut to her inadequately statured foe's
mid-section it didn't take her long to realize that she'd probably be a
natural at this as well as any other form of physical competition.  The
gut punch winded Penny a bit.  She wasn't surprised about the impact but
she didn't see the punch coming.
    Paige wasn't satisfied with just a simple gut punch she proceeded to
throw other punches.  Though they weren't precise and accurate with her
strength and power they had a desired and not surprising effect.  It
would take only four punches in all before Penny was floored on her rump.
    "I'm going to enjoy this."
    Paige hissed as she grabbed a handful of Penny's long black hair and
yanked her to her feet.  Once she had Penny standing Paige kept one hand
on Penny's hair and reared back for a punch.  When Penny blocked it and
used her other hand as a fist to slam into Paige's middle the towering
blonde actually giggled a bit. 
    SHe gave Penny a shove backward and let go of her hair.
    "Do you really think you can hurt me?"
    Paige goaded.  Penny didn't get a chance to respond before Paige
lunged at her.  Seeing the statuesque blonde coming for her Penny
shrieked but fortunately for her she stepped aside at the last second. 
She stuck her foot out and tripped the lunging blonde.  Paige stumbled
forward but maintained her balance.  She was briefly embarrassed that she
missed grabbing a hold of her target but she brushed it off.
    "You know after I'm done beating your puny ass I'm going to make you
eat horse $#!+."
    Paige thought she would inform her foe of that.  Paige wasn't being
arrogant.  Having been in sports competition lots of times in high school
and college she knew the importance of momentum, and at this time she
felt it was on her side.  She took two steps forward and with her reach
advantage she grabbed a hold of Penny's long black hair.  She started
yanking her around by it.
    She was so caught up in how much fun this was that she didn't notice
Penny grabbing a pitchfork.  Penny used the handle to wallop Paige in the
head.  Paige let go and grabbed the side of her head where she'd been
hit.  Having several openings Penny optioned to ram the handle into
Paige's mid-section.
    Paige let out a loud oomph and grabbed her mid-section.  Penny then
rammed the handle right into Paige's crotch.  Paige let out a howl and
doubled over.  Penny stepped over to Paige's left side and smacked her
across the back with the handle.
    The once towering and seemingly invincible blonde was now down on her
hands and knees.  Penny lifted the pitch fork and was setting to wallop
Paige again but half of the handle flew off just as she was bringing it
down.
    Damn!  That woman must have one strong, sturdy, thick back.  Well
with jugs like her's she needs it to be.
    Penny thought as she threw the pitchfork aside.  She jumped on
Paige's back and ripped the blue bandana Paige was wearing to cover her
head.  Penny used the bandana as a weapon to choke Paige with.  Paige
gasped and sat up on her knees.
    Penny wrapped her legs around Paige's waist.  Paige struggled to her
feet and scurried around an attempt to get Penny off her back.  She
rammed backward into the walls of the stable and when that didn't work
she decided on doing something rather.....  well $#!++y I guess you could
say.
    She made her way inside one of the stalls and then as if someone
pulled the rug out from underneath her Paige threw herself backwards. 
She landed on top of Penny and Penny landed on top of some horse $#!+. 
Needless to say Penny didn't care for where she landed.  More than one
way it reall stunk.
    Having Paige land on top of her with all of her weight knocked the
wind out of Penny enough for Paige to roll over off her.  You can pretty
much imagine what happens from there as horse hockey is flung around by
each at the other.  Penny stands up while Paige is still kneeling.  Penny
holds a pile of dung in her hands and she lunges onto Paige and crams the
crap into Paige's mouth.
    Paige is gasping and can't prevent her much smaller foe from taking
her down in a dung pile flat on her back.
    You know Pygmalion this is absolutely disgusting.  Couldn't you have
them wrestling in mud or something.
     You mean $#!++y. It maybe disgusting but to my knowledge its
different. 
    Now hopefully without any more interruptions Penny has Paige flat on
her back.  It initially appeared as if Penny was hugging her but the
truth of the matter is she was undoing Paige's bra.  Paige was panic
stricken and still gagging from having to eat crap that she didn't even
notice until it was too late.
    She kicked Penny off once she realized her bra had been stripped  and
decided on fighting instead of slinging crap.  She was on her knees and
swinging at Penny.  Penny was on her feet and dodged the punches until
she slipped on a pile of dung.  Paige ceased the opprotunity and pounced
on Penny.  Her intention was to pin down her smaller foe and shove some
crap in her mouth.  She didn't have Penny securely pinned.  Penny was
able to kick her in the crotch then she brought her leg out from
underneath Paige and kicked her hand.  The impact knocked Paige's dung
pile towin hand right into her face.
    After that happened Paige just broke down and cried.  Short and
skinny Penny took liberties on the statuesque busty blonde by taking crap
and slapping it to her breast.  Paige obviously didn't appreciate this
being done to her she showed that by slapping Penny across the face.  She
stood up and was going to leave but Penny stood up and was in her way.
    Paige grabbed both of Penny's small arms and tried hoisting her
aside.  Had she had better footing she would've been easily successful
but instead she slipped and fell and actually pulled Penny down on top of
her.  Paige landed sideways and one of Penny's knee struck her side and
the other in the kidney.
    Penny just started punching Paige in the face and the arm.  Paige
only whimpered idle threats at her because she was panic stricken and
didn't know what to do.  Paige was always a winner and was use to being
ahead, but this little tyrant school girl was getting the better of her. 
Paige thought initially that by now she would have Penny in tears and not
the other way around.
    For Penny this was a good time despite being in horse hockey.  She'd
never thought she'd do this well against a full grown woman that towered
a foot taller and dwarfed her by 85 pounds.  She started bouncing up and
down on Paige's side while pugilizing her breast.  She liked hitting
them.  They reminded her of giant tetherballs flopping around the way
they did.
    Believe it or not Penny wasn't getting a sexual charge out of this,
nor was Paige.  This was strictly a serious game of horse hockey.  After
punching on Paige awhile Penny decided to stand up and kick her a few
times.  You can probably figure where.  Paige after getting kicked those
few times figured her best and only defense was to roll over on her
stomach. 
    Penny leaped in the air and landed knees first in the small of
Paige's back.  She then took a handful of now literally dirty blonde hair
and rubbed Paige's face in horse manure.  Penny got the idea to gather
the blue bandana and bra.  After that she kicked Paige in the head for
could measure before landing down on the small of her back with her
knees.
    She would tie Paige's hands behind her back.  Once she was down with
that she was able to get up and drag Paige by the hair out of the stall
kicking and screaming.  Once Penny had Paige where she wanted her she
forklifted her to her feet with a grunt off effort.  She then placed
Paige against a wall of the stable, and stood on top of Paige's feet.
    Being trapped this way was not good for Paige.  Though she was quite
athletic and competitive she learned the strenousness of a fight. 
Something her smaller and un-athletic opponent was use to.  Penny put one
hand on Paige's waist and started punching her in the stomach.
    After six punches, coughing, and moaning Paige couldn't take anymore
and her upperbody fell foward across on of Penny's petite shoulders. 
    "You had enough yet big woman?"
    Penny asked and Paige just nodded her head.  She wasn't able to
muster enough wind to speak.  Penny decided she would have some more fun
at Paiges expense.  Paige thought it was all over once Penny untied her
hands, but would find out quickly that she wasn't once the small black
haired girl scaled the mountain of a woman the Paige was.
    Penny had to do this so she could tie Paige's hands to some thick
chains dangling from the ceiling of the stable.  Once that task was
completed she climbed down from Paige and stripped her of her shorts and
underwear.  Completely nude Paige began worrying what was going to happen
next.
    "What are you going to do to me?"
    Her voice stammered.
    "Well I'm sure you've heard of cow chip tossing.  I think I'm going
to toss some horse hockey at you."
    Penny took liberties of binging Paige with balls of horse manure. 
This was absolutely humiliating to Paige.  Not only had this scrawny
young woman beaten her up and stripped her but now she was pelting her
with balls of horse manure.  Could anything be more $#!++Y?
    In short the horse stalls still got cleaned that day but it was a
naked Paige that cleaned them while Penny watched.  Penny made a deal
with Paige to let her off her punishment completely or she would spread
the word about what happened.  Paige agreed with the deal and even went
as far as taking Penny home. She got dressed of course.   Penny was a bit
nervous about Paige seeing the two bedroom shack her and her parents
lived in on the poor side of town.
    Once Penny was home her parents were sitting on the front porch and
told her that she'd been kicked out.
    "Well at least let me get my things."
    "Absolutely not."
    Penny took off crying and headed to the small park that was
located at the end of the town.  She sat on a swing and began to ponder
what she was going to do.  Thoughts of suicide raced through her mind. 
She was so wrapped up in her grief she didn't notice there was another
person sitting by her on a different swing. 
    That kind person rubbed her head and told her it was going to be
okay.  Penny lifted her head and saw the blonde angelic woman that sat in
the swing next to her.
    "What are you doing here?"
    Penny asked trying to change her voice to sounding more tough and
gruff.  Paige had witnessed what happened and despite getting beat up and
pelted with horse manure by Penny she took pity on her and began to
understand why she was the way she was.
    "You don't have to put on a front for me Penny.  I saw the whole
thing."
    Penny only shamefully noded.  
    "I have two lots of news for you.  Good and better.  One I got some
clothes from your parents house.  Even better if you need a place to stay
I have an extra room in my cottage.  My cottage isn't as extravagant as
the mansion but its livable.  You will have to earn your keep on the
ranch though."
    "How did you get my clothes from my parents."
    "Easy after you left I walked up to them and demanded your clothing. 
That's all it took."
    "Good thing they didn't know that I kicked your butt earlier."
    Paige chuckled and rubbed Penny on the head.
    "That was a real $#!++Y thing you did to me."
    "Horse Hockey."
    They both had a laugh.  Once back at the ranch Paige went before
the patriarch of the family and told him what was going to happen.  All
he cared about was if Penny was a good worker.  Paige assured him that
she'll improve.  Of course Paige's mom and little sister protested, but
being the oldest child Paige had a birthright of sorts and told them
that everything would be okay if Penny apologized.
    Despite Paige's mom still being around she really didn't know much
about ranching so that made Paige the matriarch of the family in that
area, so her mom would have to give in.  It didn't take much persuassion
to talk Penny into apologizing.
    "Its simple Penny, I would like for you to do this.  Not only that
its good for your growth.  Thank about your parents have they ever
apologized for anything.  I understand why you did what you did, and
between me and you I thought about doing that a time or two myself to the
little priss, but it wouldn't be right."
    Well I guess you could say that from there they lived happily ever
after. 



    Before I go I would like to address Viking.  Read "Big Hurt at Big
Lou's"  and "Bad Girl Blues".  I liked them both feel free to email me at
rswf@pcis.net.   
 
Sincerely,
Pygmalion