THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST; BADDEST!




G-MAN WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT ONE SUMMERS NIGHT . HE HAD DREAMED A DREAM TOO
WONDERFUL TO IGNORE; IT WAS OF A LADIES OF HIP-HOP FULL CONTACT NO HOLDS
BARRED SUBMISSION TOURNAMENT.

ONE MILLION PER BOUT; WINNER TAKE ALL. HE WAS NOT SATISFIED WITH JUST A DREAM
HE HAD TO MAKE IT COME TRUE. G-MAN OWNED A SMALL TROPICAL ISLAND IN THE ASIAN
SEA WHERE IT COULD BE HELD WITHOUT HAVING TO BE CONCERNED WITH INTERFERENCE
FROM COMMISSIONS AND OTHER AUTHORITIES. HE TOOK THE NAME OF THE TOURNAMENT
FROM AN OLD SCHOOL GANGSTA RAP TOON BY PRINCE JOHNNY C ABOUT HIS DJ THE GRAND
WIZARD REDD E RED.(THE ORIGINAL GHETTO BOYZ) IT CAME FROM THE HOOK"THE BEST
THE BEST THE BEST BADDEST". THE FIRST MATCH WAS THE LIGHT WEIGHTS DA BRAT VS
"TRINA THE BADDEST CHICK". BOTH LADIES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE VERY AGGRESSIVE
AND IL TEMPERED SO ATTITUDE FOR THE BATTLE WAS NO ISSUE. THEY BOTH LIKED THE
MONEY. BUT THE QUESTION WAS WHO WOULD HOLD UP PHYSICALLY;WHO COULD DISH OUT
THE MOST PUNISHMENT ,WHO COULD TAKE THE MOST PUNISHMENT , WHO HAD THE
SKILLZZZ?! BOTH WERE IN GREAT SHAPE AND BOASTED OF MANY VICTORIES. G-MAN WAS
NOT INTERESTED IN HYPE JUST RESULTS.

THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST; BADDEST!

THE RULES WERE ANNOUNCED AS FOLLOWS:

NO WEAPONS, NO OUTSIDE HELP, NO HEAD STOMPS ON A FALLEN OPPONENT, NO GENITAL
KICKS OR STOMPS ON A FALLEN OPPONENT, NO SURRENDER IN THE FIRST THREE MINUTES
OF FIGHTING(IF YOU GETTING’ YO A#@ WHOOPED YOU JUST GET WHOOPED!)

BOTH LADIES WERE DRESSED IN DAISY DUKES AND A SPORTS TOP DA BRAT’S TOP WAS
ROYAL BLUE THIS WAS THE LEAST CLOTHING THAT ANYONE HAD EVER SEEN HER WEAR ;
HER SIX PACK WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE. HER BRAIDS WERE OUT OF HER FACE AND
CLASSIC GAME FACE WAS ON.

TRINA WAS WEARING A BLOOD RED TOP ; SHE COMMENTED SARCASTICALLY, "IT’S FOR
WHEN YOU LIL B A@# STARTS BLEEDING IT WON’T CLASH WIT MY SH@#!

DA BRAT JUST GAVE HER A COLD STARE.

THE MATCH TOOK PLACE IN A PIT- LIKE AREA; THE AUDIENCE WERE SEATED IN THE
ROUND OUTSIDE THE PIT. THEIR WERE VARIOUS BIG WIGS

FROM EVERY INDUSTRY; THE SEATING STARTED AT $1000.00 PER SPECTATOR. THE
CLOSEST TO THE ACTION WERE $10,000.00 G-MAN WAS THE REF AND HE COUNTED THE
MONEY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. EVERY SEAT WAS FILLED TO CAPACITY; 1000
SPECTATORS.

G-MAN GAVE THE SIGNAL AND THE FIGHT BEGIN. THEY RUSHED AT EACH OTHER AND
STARTED TO SPAR FURIOUSLY LIKE TWO MEXICAN BANTAM WEIGHTS; NON-STOP JABS,
CROSSES, HOOKS, UPPER CUFFS AND EVEN HEAD BUTTS. FOR FIVE ACTION FILLED
MINUTES THEY WENT AT IT LIKE TWO MEN; GROWLING, GRUNTING, GROANING, SWEATING
AND SPITING BLOOD.

FINALLY AFTER A SERIES OF AN ALMOST SIMULTANEOUS FLURRY OF JABS THEY CEASED.
OUT OF BREATH AND CIRCLING ONE ANOTHER NOW WITH BLOODY FACES EACH TRYING TO
CATCH HER SECOND WIND BEFORE THE OTHER.

THE TRASH TALK WAS OVER ; THEIR GUARDS UP AND THEIR EYES FIXED IN EACH OTHERS
GAZE TOLD THE TIME HONORED STORY OF RESPECT TO THE STANDING ,APPLAUDING CROWD
AS WELL AS THESE LIGHT WEIGHT AMAZONS. SUDDENLY TRINA (WHO’S LEFT EYE WAS
NEARLY CLOSED) DOVE FOR DA BRAT ‘S LEGS TAKING HER DOWN HARD LIKE A TACKLE ON
A QUARTERBACK. DA BRAT LET OUT A LOUD,"UUUHHHH!" AS THE AIR WAS KNOCKED OUT OF
HER. THOUGH WINDED DA BRAT HAD THE STATE OF MIND TO WRAP HER LEGS AROUND
TRINA’S WASTE WHEN TRINA WAS WORKING HER WAY UP THE CHI-TOWN RAPPERS BODY TO
TRY AND GAIN MORE CONTROL. AS FAST AS TRINA WAS WORKING DA BRAT WAS THINKING
AHEAD OF HER. WHEN TRINA’S HEAD WAS AVAILABLE DA BRAT GRABBED A CLUMP OF HER
HAIR WITH HER LEFT HAND AND PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD FURIOUSLY,"UHH UHH UHH
UHHHH! AND WITH EVERY UHH SOUND CAME A CRISP CRACKING SOUND. DA BRAT HAD
SQUEEZED INTO A BRIDGE THAT WAS QUICKLY CUTTING OFF TRINA’S AIR SUPPLY AND
CAUSED HER TO DROP TO HER KNEES.

THIS FURIOUS MOVEMENT ALSO CAUSED DA BRAT’S BUTT CHEEKS TO FLEX SO THAT HER
DAISY DUKES BEGAN TO DISAPPEAR INTO THE CRACK OF HER BEHIND BRINGING THE
LUSTFUL MALES IN THE AUDIENCE BACK TO THEIR FEET DWELLING LIKE HUNGRY DOGS .
DA BRATS GLUTES WERE SURPRISINGLY MAGNIFICENT AS THEY ROTATED WITH EVERY BLOW
DELIVERED DRIPPING WITH SWEAT.

TRINA HOWEVER WAS NOT THROUGH, SHE WAS HELD CLOSE BY DA BRAT’S GRIP ON HER
HAIR SO SHE ASSAULTED HER RIBS AND THEN ALL AT ONCE SUNK HER PEARLY WHITES
INTO A SECTION OF DA BRAT’S SWEATY SIX PACK.

OOH! BI@#$! F%$# ! THE TEARS SPRUNG FROM THE FEMALE THUG’S EYES.

THE CHI-TOWN BEAUTY WAS SHOCKED AT THE BRUTAL ATTACK BUT NOT IN SHOCK; SHE
WRAPPED TRINA’S HAIR AROUND HER FINGERS AND SQUEEZED HER LEFT FIST TIGHT TO
INCREASE HER GRIP. THEN THE BRAT EXTENDED HER RIGHT MIDDLE KNUCKLE AND WENT TO
WORK ON TRINA’S TEMPLE.

TRINA GROWLED WITH EVERY BLOW AND DA BRAT TIGHTENED HER LEGS AND GRIP WITH
EVERY BLOW UNTIL TRINA LOOSED HER PIT BULL LIKE GRIP, LEFT QUIVERING WITH A
GIANT NOT ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD.

BY THE TIME DA BRAT HAD LOST A GOOD AMOUNT OF BLOOD AND WAS FIGHTING FROM SOME
UNREAL RESERVE. SHE ROLLED TRINA OVER ON HER BACK NEVER RELEASING HER HAIR.
ONCE SHE WAS ON TOP STRADDLING HER HEAVING CHEST DA BRAT CHANGED HER FIST TO A
PANTHER FIST(MIDDLE KNUCKLES EXTENDED) AND CRASHED IT INTO HER UNCONSCIOUS
VICTIMS NOSE..CRACK!!!! BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE AND TRINA AWAKENED WITH AN
EAR PIERCING SCREAM ,"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! TEARS BURST FROM HER EYES ....HOW YOU
THINK MY STOMACH FEEL B@#$%!

SHE THEN LIFTED THE LITTLE RAP VIXEN UP BY HER EARS; HER ARMS DANGLING AT HER
SIDES, BLOOD SOAKED INTO HER TOP AND DON’T THE CROTCH OF HER DAISY DUKES. TOO
TIRED TO RAISE HER HAND TO EASE THE PAIN OF HER

EARS BEING CLAWED AND STRETCHED; SHE COULD ONLY WHIMPER AND CRY. WHEN "MS.
SHAWNTAE" DA BRAT FINALLY RAISED TRINA’S HEAD LEVEL HER SEXY ARMS FLEXING
STAINED WITH SWEAT AND BLOOD SHE LEANED HER HEAD BACK THEN...CRACK!!!!!...A
DEVASTATING HEAD BUTT INTO TRINA’S RIGHT EYE . THIS NOT ONLY CLOSED TRINA’S
ONLY POINT OF VISION BUT IT

OPENED ANOTHER FLOOD GATE OF BLOOD. TRINA DROPPED TO THE GROUND AS IF DEAD
(THE ONLOOKERS WEREN’T SO SURE THAT SHE WAS NOT) A HUSH FELL OVER THE CROWD AS
THE CHI-TOWN MENACE STOOD OVER HER VICTIM. ONCE AGAIN DA BRAT GRABBED THE
FALLEN LEFT EYE BY THE HAIR THEN WITH THE OTHER HAND RAISED HER TOP AROUND HER
NECK; THERE WAS NO RESISTANCE LISA HAD NOTHING KEPT NOT EVEN TEAR

ONLY A PITIFUL GUTTURAL MOAN,"MMUUUHHHH! DA BRAT DRUG HER LIMP OPPONENT AROUND
THE PIT, BLOODY BREASTS EXPOSED."LOOK AT HER SHE AINT SH#$! SHE EXCLAIMED OVER
AND OVER AGAIN. THEN SHE DROPPED HER. DA BRAT SAT IN THE SMALL OF TRINA’S BACK
,PLACED HER INTO A CHIN LOCK THEN PULLED IT BACK INTO CAMEL’S CLUTCH . DA BRAT
STRAINED AND FLEXED UNTIL...POP..TRINA’S YELLED,’AAAAH! THEN UHHHHYOU THE
BADDEST!! SHAWTAE-DA BRAT WAS SATISFIED SHE SPAT UPON HER LIFELESS OPPONENT
AND WALKED OUT VICTORIOUS:

WHILE THE AROUSED AUDIENCE CHANTED REPEATEDLY THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
BADDEST..........G-MAN