Good Samaritan!
By Spitfire



As I was driving home last night I saw a car pulled over with the flashers on.
As I got closer I slowed down and noticed the car had a flat.

I could see the figure in the window and it appeared to be a woman. It was
raining so I figured I would pull over and ask her if she needed help. I put
on my coat, walked up to the car and pecked on the window. The woman rolled
down the window and said, "Thanks so much for stopping! I sure could use a
little help! I have a flat tire; I don't know where my spare or jack is! I
wouldn't even know how to use the darned thing if I could find it!" I told her
to pop her trunk and I would look for her spare and jack. I opened the trunk,
took the cover off her spare and got her jack out of the small compartment on
the side labeled "jack" in big red letters!

I thought to myself, what a poor helpless woman. Just then I turned around
while pulling out the spare tire and saw the woman standing in front of me.
She was so tall; she looked like she was standing on a step stool! I figured
she had to be at least 6'5"-6'8" or even taller! She stood there holding an
umbrella over both of us. As I looked up into her eyes she smiled at me and
told me how much she really appreciated me doing this. She said she was
waiting alongside the road for about 45 minutes. No one else even slowed down
much less stopped. She said she tried to call a tow truck on her cell phone,
but she couldn't get a good signal and kept breaking up. While she stood there
I noticed her pulling Hershey's kisses from her pockets and eating them one
after another like a chain smoker. She noticed me looking at her and said,
"I'm sorry, whenever I get really nervous, I have to eat something and usually
it's chocolate!" She held out her hand to offer me some but I smiled and shook
my head no. Then I told her it would to be okay and she'd be back on the road
in no time. I jacked her car up, took off her flat, put on her spare and
tightened up the lugs. I put her jack back into the compartment and her flat
in the trunk. She pulled $20.00 out of her purse and handed it out to me. I
told her it was okay, she didn't have to pay me. She insisted but I still
refused. Then she smiled and said, "Well how about a kiss then?" I told her
sure and figured she was going to share her chocolates. She bent over and
planted one open mouthed one right over my lips forcing her tongue into my
mouth! Then she looked down at me and giggled at what must been my look of
total shock! I just stood there dumbfounded! She told me she owned a little
coffee house a few miles away and to stop by some time and she would give me a
lotte or something on the house. I couldn't say anything, I just stood there
and shook my head yes. She said to just ask for Meredith as she giggled,
handed me one of her cards, got back into her car and drove away. I couldn't
help but look at her hand compared to mine as she gave me her card. Her pinkie
was a joint longer than my middle finger! She was a really big girl with some
really big hands! I must have been standing there a few minutes still in shock
from her kissing me! As I watched her drive away, finally the rain woke me
from my trance and I walked back to my car. I sat there for a while staring at
the card and just thinking in disbelief at how helpless that tall and
obviously "not so helpless" woman acted! Then I asked myself, "Now did she
really not know how to change her tire or was she just waiting on some poor
schmuck like me to stop and do it for her so she wouldn't get wet? I just
laughed and said, "Who cares it was worth it!" It probably made her night not
to have to change her tire in the rain and she definitely made mine!