Friendship By Alamsci bozz001_1@yahoo.com This is a fictional story with some violent scenes. Dave and Kate were spending the evening at Joan's. Joan and Kate are best of friends and Joan is to be engaged to Alexander in a few months. She had met him in Spain a few years ago and they've been together ever since. So she thought she would introduce Kate and her hubby to Alexander, who had recently arrived from Europe. The conversation, as it usually does, centered on Kate, not because she wanted it to, but because she's the type of person who demands respect just by her presence. This didn't bother her husband, who is passive and quiet, but Alexander seemed to be a bit uneasy. This was not just due to Kate's confrontational nature, but mainly due her physical appearance. Kate's basically a strong woman with huge biceps, which tend to dance around with the slightest of movements. She had shoulder length wavy black hair and stern facial features. She was wearing a black cut off shirt with khaki pants. Alexander's eyes seemed to frequently end up scrutinizing those well rounded biceps and thick forearms. Alexander was surprised and awed for a few reasons. First of all, his wife is nothing like Kate. She's skinny and small with a cute and tender face. So he did not really expect her best friend to be a woman, who is thinking about entering her first amateur bodybuilding competition. Secondly, there was the apparent difference in size between Kate and Dave. Now Dave, and Alexander for that matter, are average guys. The only real difference is Dave's sizeable gut. Dave was sitting next to Kate. He was wearing a light blue t-shirt and black slacks. Every time his arm touched Kate's or even came close it basically became non-existent. It could easily be compared to a twig next to her thick forearms. Dave is a few inches taller than his wife, but her muscularity and presence made that fact an afterthought to anyone present. As the night wore on and the alcohol began taking its toll everyone began to feel more comfortable and Dave was even beginning to talk.. Then a silence, the one we are all familiar with, came about. The first to break it because she felt uncomfortable and was fairly drunk, was Joan. "Alex, I bet you never though that my best friend would be so burly?" She coquettishly said as she slowly moved closer to Alexander. Before Alex could answer Kate huskily said, "Don't worry Dave couldn't believe my best friend was so small." This was followed by polite laughter by all except Dave, who for some reason couldn't stop laughing. He had had way to many drinks. Joan thought this would be an opportune time to get Dave worked up so she antagonizingly added, "Alex, she's not only strong, but she can woop Dave's ass at any time." Dave stopped laughing instantly and nervously fell silent. Then Joan asked Kate to flex, which she gladly did. She flexed her right arm in front of her husband's face. Her biceps were cut and looked extremely tough. She caught Alex staring at her guns so she jokingly said, "Alex, don't worry, as long as you're good to Joan these babies won't hurt ya." Then she went into a spellbinding double bicep pose. "Well show us what those babies can do?" Joan menacingly asked as she glared at Dave. Kate happily obliged by putting her hubby into a vice-like headlock. Kate tends to get aggressive after a few drinks. Dave was so helpless in her iron grip and his face began to change colors rapidly. "How does it feel?" Joan screamed. Alex was awed at Joan's behavior and was a bit intimidated at what he was witnessing. When Kate let go Joan went up to a teary-eyed Dave and firmly inquired, "Well, are you ready to answer my question, wimp?" "It's like....cough..cough being stuck between a rock and a hard place." Dave agonizingly whimpered. This was followed by laughs and jeers from the two ladies. At this point Alexander felt relieved that he and Joan would be living in Europe for awhile. This way he would avoid meeting up with Kate, who was looking at him sternly. She knew he was intimidated and she wanted him to understand that her friend was like a sister to her, whom he had better not hurt in anyway. This event definitely sobered everyone up and half an hour later Kate and Dave got up to leave. As they were saying their goodbyes outside Alexander went up to give Kate a hug. She ignored this gesture and stuck out her hand and glared at him. Then she roughly shook his hand and told him to take good care of Joan. After warmly hugging Joan, Kate headed for her car. Dave exchanged pleasantries with Alexander and then went up to Joan, who laughed at him and told him to kiss her feet. "Shut up, bitch, I've had enough of your shit!" He shouted. Then he turned towards the car, but was rudely stopped in his tracks. Kate grabbed him by the collar and gave him a powerful slap. "Don't ever talk to Joan like that!" Then she unmercilessly sank her fist into his feeble gut, which sent him crashing to the ground. He instantly started crying and throwing up. "Crawl your ass over there and apologize!" She bellowed. Dave submissively crawled over to Joan, apologized and fervently kissed her feet. Then he slowly got up and walked towards his wife, who welcomed him with another excruciating slap followed by an agonizing right to his jaw sending him back to the asphalt. "Who's the bitch, boy!" She domineeringly shouted. "I...am...I..am." He feebly cried. She then proceeded to yank him up by the hair and then she kneed him in the groin. This was followed by a headlock, which she mercilessly applied. As she dragged him to the passenger side she maintained the headlock with on hand and repeatedly punched him in the face and gut. After she threw him in. She slowly made her way around the car to the driver's side and said, "Well, I really had a pleasant time, we should do it again sometime." Alexander looked at Dave, actually all he could make out was Dave's rearranged face, puffed up eyes and a busted lip was all he could see, but what struck him was Dave's terrified expression, which was indescribable. As Kate and Dave drove off Alexander turned to his wife and said, "Is he gonna be okay?" She laughed, " Do you think she's done with him? Anyway I suggest you stay on her good side, if you know what I mean!"