Emma's Avenger Ladies Take On The Biker Boys 
by Emma Peel



The Avenger Ladies were like a breath of fresh air as far as the women of the
local towns were concerned. Their reputation quickly spread far and wide and
the girls became a feared fighting unit. The women felt safer and the men
became nervous and backed down whenever the girls were in the vicinity.

The Biker Boys were different. Until the Avenger Ladies had burst on the
scene, they were the toughest gang around and they didn't take too kindly to
having their noses pushed out. The girls had a reputation as a tough gang,
tougher than any male gang and the Biker Boys couldn't accept this. The girls
had to be taught a lesson. It shouldn't be too difficult. They were just a
bunch of girls. They couldn't be as tough as their reputation suggested!

The Biker Boys rode into town one Saturday evening in search of The Avenger
Ladies to set the record straight. They stopped at the end of the street and
revved up their machines to draw attention. "Come out Avengers!" shouted the
leader Zak, "we need to talk." They continued revving their engines and
shouting, "Come on girls, where are you!"

"Here we are!" shouted Hazel at last, "and who are you?" "We're The Biker
Boys," said Zak, as the girls came into view and walked towards them. "I'm Zak
and this my gang, Josh, Jake, Ratzo and Moshy, and we're the toughest gang in
the business and we just want you to know so that you don't get any fancy
ideas about being the best."

"I'm Hazel," said Hazel, "and this is Margot, Carole, Moira and Liz, and we're
Emma's Avenger Ladies, and don't tell me you've ridden all this way just to
tell us that you're tougher than we are." "Yeah that's right doll," said Jake,
"we're the toughest around."

Are you going to prove it?" asked Moira. "Hey we don't want to fight you,"
said Josh, "we'd hammer you and anyway we'd much rather fuck you than fight
you," he grinned. The other Biker Boys laughed. "Well we're not in the fucking
mood," retorted Carole, "so I guess you'd better fight us, hadn't you?"
"You're kidding aren't you?" asked Zak. "Emma's Avengers don't kid around,"
said Hazel, "so how do you want to play this. A free for all punch up or
individual matches?"

"Well if you're really serious about getting your pretty faces beaten up,
let's go for individual matches," said Zak, "but you'll be sorry girls." "Can
we have your bikes when we've beaten you?" asked Moira. "Hey sweetie, if you
win you can take anything you like."

"Right then," said Hazel, "Liz fights first and then Carole, Moira, Margot and
I'll go last." "Moshy, you take the first tart, then Ratzo, Josh, Jake and
then I'll take this babe," said Zak, pointing at Hazel. "Should be home for
supper eh boys?" he said with a wink to his mates.

"Come on Liz," whispered Moira, "kick his fucking head in." "Yeah let's show
these arrogant fuckers that Emma's Avengers are the best," said Carole.

Liz stepped forward and stood face to face with Moshy and kicked him in the
balls. "You fucking bitch!" he yelled. "If you want to fight dirty then you
asked for it," he screamed as he tried a reciprocal kick between Moira's legs.
She grabbed his foot and flipped him backwards through the air and onto his
back. He got to his feet and swung a punch at her but she blocked it and
slammed her right fist into his stomach. He was winded and Liz knew that she
had him and pulled his face down onto her rising knee. Blood spurted from his
nose as Liz spun round on one leg and sent a karate kick crashing to the side
of his head. He hit the ground and was out. Liz raised her hand and received
high fives from the other girls.

"Want to concede now?" asked Moira, as Carole got ready to take on Ratzo, "No
way!" said Zak, "she was just fucking lucky. Show no fucking mercy Ratzo.
Fucking kill her if you want!"

Ratzo was nervous. He'd just seen his mate destroyed by a girl. He threw a
tentative punch, which barely brushed Carole's cheek. That said it all as far
as Carole was concerned. Liz had already done the hard work. She'd broken them
already by knocking out Moshy. Carole went straight for the jugular and with a
perfect judo throw put him on his back. As he struggled to his feet she
repeated the exercise, and he was on his back again. "Fight you fucking wimp!"
shouted Zak, "she's only a fucking girl, hit the bitch!" Carole flashed Zak a
look of disdain and then buried her fist into Ratzo's face and knocked him
backwards. A left hook and then a final right hook ended the contest. She
knocked him out and he crashed to the ground. Another round of high fives for
Emma's Avenger Ladies saluted another victory for the girls.

"OK stud, it's your turn now," said Moira mockingly as she pointed her finger
at Josh, "your head's going so far up your arse you'll be eating shit for a
week!" Josh again displayed signs of nerves from The Biker Boys. The girls
definitely held the upper hand and Moira made the most of it. She flew through
the air and drop kicked him in the face and then dived on top of him and
slammed her knee into his balls. He tried to force himself up and butt her on
the nose. She moved her head to the left and avoided his action and then
smashed her elbow into his nose instead. "Too slow," she mocked, and then made
further contact with her other elbow which, this time, broke his nose. He was
finished and Moira became the third lady victor to play high fives.

Margot was up next but Jake didn't seem too keen to fight. Three Biker Boys
already lay beaten and he didn't want to be a fourth. He turned and ran. "You
fucking coward!" bellowed Zak, "you fucking coward! You're out of my gang!
Right I'll take all you bitches on!" "Oh no!" said Hazel, "you fight against
me."

Zaz stormed up to Hazel in a rage. He couldn't take in what was happening. His
Biker Boys were getting the beating of their lives from Emma's Avenger Ladies.
Zak swung a punch at Hazel but it was the punch of a disoriented and beaten
man and it failed to connect. Hazel punched him in the general direction of
Margot who, having not had the opportunity to fight, punched him back again.
So Hazel punched him back to Margot. "Over to you Hazel," laughed Margot as
she punched him back a second time, and Hazel knocked him out with a right
hook.

"Grab their bikes!" shouted Moira, and Emma's Avenger Ladies roared off into
the night leaving The Biker Boys (minus Jake) lying in the street.

"Biker Boys make more noise
when they play with dinky toys
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
We're the best, we're the cream
Avenger Ladies reign supreme
Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"

They sang as they roared away in victorious fashion.

EMMA PEEL