The Blonde in the Covertible.

by Steve b.


The Hollywood writers would say this is based on a true story. However, with
the exception of meeting a beautiful blonde in a convertible on the highway,
it's all fiction. This is a violent story. For those who detest violence,
please don't read this story.

It was a typical midwestern US day. Heavy rains drenched the landscape for
about 30 minutes, then the sun came out. The temperature was about 90 degrees
farenheit with the humidity high. Alex was traveling down 32nd St when he saw
a beautiful blond in a red Mercedes covertible coming the opposite way.

Alex could see her light blond hair blowing in the air, wearing her dark
sunglasses. It was what Alex perceived as the typical rich beautiful girl.
Blonde, beautiful, , stuckup, preppy girl driving down the road. As his Dodge
Neon met her on the road, he couldn't help but notice a big water puddle in
the road. He swerved and hit a large pocket of water just as he met the
convertible. The water flew high and drenched the blonde in the convertible.
It looked as if a water fall went directly into the blonds covertible. Alex
yelled, "Bonz eye". He just nailed the rich bitch in the convertible.

Alex continued down 32nd street, quite proud of himself. Laughing hard
thinking about how he had soaked the rich bitch. He continued several blocks
and noticed the blond had turned around and was on his tail. Thinking to
himself, "This just keeps getting more fun!" He pulls over on a vacant street,
still laughing; thinking how he can claim it was an accident.

Alex watches the blond get out of her convertible. He can see her long, tanned
muscular legs get out of the car. She was wearing a red tee shirt with tight
white shorts. She came stomping toward his car . He could hear her rubber flip
flops popping against her barefeet as she came toward his car.

The blond screamed,"You bastard, you soaked my interior with water and mud!"
"You did that on purpose!" Alex made an attempt to keep from laughing and
said, "I can't help that I hit a puddle" then broke out into a laugh.

The blond pulled off her dark sunglasses and Alex could see the fire in her
light blue eyes. She kicked off her flip flops and went into a martial arts
stance. Alex said, "listen bitch it was an accident, so just get your preppy
ass back in your car and go away!" He started to turn and get back in his Neon
when he saw her leap into the air and the saw a flash of her bare sole and
hard impact on his head. He felt the back of his head hit the grould and his
jaw was numb. He thought, "This bitch might have broken my jaw." He was
stunned but managed to get back up.

The blond walked like a cat circling Alex. He watched her slide her barefeet
across the ground, and then another flash of her foot and his ribs felt like
they had just exploded. The blond yells, "bet you woundn't have tried that if
you knew I was an expert in Hapkido!"

Alex struggles and gets up and said,"Listen I give you 20 bucks to wash your
car" when he felt a foot sweep the back of his leg and he is looking at the
sky. The blond places her barefoot on his throat and starts choking him. The
blond says, "now I want to see you laugh." Alex couldn' t laugh because he was
choking. The blond lifted her foot and let him up.

Alex was unsure what happened next but he felt his whole body get pounded by
the blonds feet. Her last kick in the stomach caused him to vomit. As he
picked himself up he saw her sexy but deadly foot lifted up, ready to strike
him again.

Alex was broken, Please mam or master please don't hurt me. The blond handed
him a rag a some wax. Alex started waxing and cleaning her convertible. He
cleaned and scrubbed her car for over an hour.

The car was finally spotless, Alex had broken bones and was very fatigued. He
looked down and saw the blonds feet then saw a blur of her foot.

8 hours later the local police was standing over Alex wondering what happened.