MONEY TALKS


It took 5 long years for G-Man to make the deal for this match; neither
woman wanted to fight; but the members of G-Man's "Battle Clan" wanted to
see it; a match between Queen Latifah and The Lady of Rage. Latifah was
into kick boxing but only for self defense and exercise. Rage had been a
street fighter all her life , she had even fought "dudes" almost to the
death and won ; but she was tired of that kinda of life and was only into
Rap and Acting.  Besides Rage saw Latifah as a role model and Latifah felt
a responsibility to be an example for young female rappers and kickin'
their $@$#$! just did not factor into the equation .  Both women were very
serious about their quest for unity among women, black women in particular.
G-Man however applied the Rockefeller Principle: MONEY TALKS AND THAT OTHER
STUF WALKS! Here was the deal: Each woman would receive $250,000 in a Swiss
account for fighting. Another $1,000,000 would go to their favorite charity
or charities. $750,000 more in the Swiss account  to the winner. The
trainers of their choice would be available to them 5 days per week 8 hours
a day. No audio or video tapes would be made(yeah right;-); no pictures
would be taken no press of any kind would be present or even notified.

      The time had come each lady's lawyer had checked the wire transfers ,
both women were rested and eager to get it over with. Like most big women
neither had faced another female her own size hence neither had really
tested herself.  For both there was the occasional fight with some "punk
brother" or stupid "white boy" , but those were cases when they were
underestimated. Its was going to be closest to a fight to the finish that
either Rap Diva had been.  The rules : no weapons, no eye gauging, no
vaginal attacks ,no face biting, no face scratching , no face sitting(they
both agreed that was nasty and dikish) there would be two rounds. One round
would be won by submission only the second round by knock out only ; the
danger was that if one girl would not give up in the first round she could
have a limb wrenched out of socket or bones broken and not be able

  to get help.  On the other hand in the second round one girl my not go
down (and there were no TKO's) and won't stay down then sustain brain
damage. There was a fail safe;

any member of  the "Battle Clan" which included Racer, Fchiman, Loki and me
"Ol Deacon".  Anyway, the battle took place in an underground arena. A 20
foot wire cage surrounded the pit in the shape of an octagon; there was a
hole in the top which each combatants were lowered into the pit. The floor
was covered with a large thick wrestling mat that covered the whole surface
reaching beyond the cage. It was an ominous site.

Latifah and Rage were simultaneously by crane. Both women chose to wear
combat boots and army fatigue pants they also were wearing thickly padded
sports bra's; because the two are so well endued; Latifahs' was blue and
Rages was red. Though they were hesitant at first after training hard and
much sparing, each could help but wonder who was the best; could Rage stand
before "the Queen"  and could Latifah "rock ruff-n-stuff?

       We were about to see which was which a fight the likes of "which"
even G-Man in his hundred plus years had never seen!  The two super amazons
were lowered simultaneously into the octagon through the opening in the
top; there was one way in and one way out.  Both women where wearing
special made breast protection ; the kind women who box and do full contact
Karate use. They were able to move freely and were still marginally
protected from trauma to their mammary. The wore shorts similar to that of
Mui tae boxers ; both Latifah and Rage had legs that were shapely brown and
well muscled . Each had her own little battle with weight but this night
their "large economy sized six packs were in full effect! After freeing
themselves from their harnesses they stood staring at each other from about
three feet away. They had not seen each other for a year and were both
astonished at the other's progress physically; but neither showed any
emotion, they just checked each other out. The gong sounded and the two
robust battle queens squared off in boxing stances. They immediately got to
work ; jabbing ,hooking,

Upper cuffing elbowing and head butting. Less than two minutes passed and
both were bleeding ; Latifah from the nose(she could not escape Rages
surprisingly quick jabs) and Rage from the mouth(her teeth being loosed by
the Queen's hay-maker hooks). When both gargantuan beauties grew tired they
clenched still working each other's body and delivering an occasional head
butt for good measure. Though the younger girl was much quicker Latifah's
blows were something to be reckoned with;  slowing  Rage down considerably.
They were dancing in the deadly clench they were trying to catch their
breath on order to be the first to strike in the next trade of blows;  at
the same time they were doing some trash talking. "What's the matter where
is all that rage "Rage?" , The Queen taunted. "It's pouring outa yo nose
B!@#$! , retorted Rage.                       Now you may ask yourself 'if
it was such a secret why am I reading about it on the NET? Good question; G-
Man promised I didn't LOL!!!!!!!!!!