The Mountain Competition Sitting in the ski lodge taking a break from a wonderful ski trip, my friends and I watched people as they came in and out. We were talking about our adventure on the slopes that day and enjoying the company of our group and other individuals in the dining area. Then SHE walked into view. She was standing on the ski deck just outside the window near our table brushing the sparkling snow-flakes from her blond hair. I will never forget her outfit. A very large ski jacket stuffed to the max with inner filling. WRONG! She walked inside the lodge and headed for the coat rack. All of us were watching with, shall I say, sexual interest. Slowly and methodically, she peeled the wet coat from her hidden torso. The stuffed jacket was actually a very small wind breaker filled by her massive muscles. The tight shirt she was wearing outlined every inch of pure muscle power in her incredible looking body. She slowly looked around the room and we made eye contact. I was in total shock of her exquisite physique and I quickly looked away. I did not want to seem like I was afraid. I looked back to try to catch another glimpse of her magnificent body and she was nowhere in the room. I decided to grab a snack from the snack bar. A cold refreshing beverage was needed since my blood-pressure was starting to boil. I choose water bottle from the cooler and as I was shutting the door, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and there she was. "Hi," she says, "I'm Tiffani." She was three to four inches taller and wider than I am - and speaking to me! I submittingly say, "I'm Bob. Uhh, you look incredible." A glowing smile adorns her face as she says, "We are looking for people to help set up a stage for the competition tomorrow. Would you be willing to help. It will be about two hours of work and you will be paid about $15 an hour." "Sure," I say with a curious look on my face. "May I ask for what competition?" She says, "Banners will be posted tomorrow about the competition. We do not want to draw too much attention. This will be a small environment and we want to keep it that way. Please follow me to the ski repair center. That's where we have the sign up forms and the other information." I respond, "Great! When will the work start?" "In about two hours from now, they will begin the preparations. Once everyone arrives they will assign you a specific job." We put on our coats and went outside the lodge and down a path to the ski repair center. It was starting to rain so, she pulled an umbrella from her bag. When she opened the umbrella, the muscles flexed in her arm and I simply fainted. Yes - I fainted. I woke up on a cot in the ski repair shop. Tiffani began asking if I was alright. Still groggy from the unfortunate mishap, I say, "I am feeling much better now, thanks." "You should be more confident in yourself," she says. "I believe we could make a great couple." "What?" I respond. "Let's have dinner, just the two of us. There is a pizza restaurant just behind the gym on 9th street. Meet me there after the stage has been set up." I went back to the lodge and told my friends I would see them at the hotel later that night. I was going to help set up the stage for whatever competition was to be held tomorrow and earn my slope fees for tomorrow. Since everyone knew I needed the money, they agreed to meet me back at the hotel that night. After setting up the stage for the event ... I walk into the restaurant. There are muscular women all around the bar! Feeling quite small and inadequate, I order a beer from the bartender. I over heard the women talking, "what is his deal?" I hear Tiffani speak, "He's with me." The place gets quiet and Tiffani forcefully instructs me to follow. I, of course, comply. We head into the back of the gym and she starts taking off her outer layer of clothes. "Whoa," I say. "What are you doing?" "My first dates are always workouts," she says. "Did I mention that earlier?" I am an athlete but not a gym rat, so, I am feeling VERY uncomfortable in the situation. "I say, please just let me watch you. The way your muscles move when flexing is very stimulating." She says, "Ok" and proceeds to work out her arms. I must have been looking at her in a sexual way or made a sexual comment because she then starting making gestures and grunts with her curls and arm extensions. Then, out of the blue, she says, "I'm married ya know." Feeling a bit overwhelmed, I say, "Oh my, I am not usually like this and need to leave now. I am very sorry for being here. I was so intrigued by your incredible physique, I don't know what I was thinking. Thank you for the afternoon. Good luck with your training. What am I saying, look at you - you don't need luck. You are awesome. Good luck." The next day... Our ski group hit the slopes for another day of skiing and fun. No one was allowed in the lower section of the lodge because of the mystery competition. We thought it was ski related and didn't think it would be anything else. After skiing for a couple of hours, we came in for a break and refreshments. A sign in the lobby revealed all. "Female Bodybuilding Championships Lower Lodge @ Noon." All of my friends wanted to go for the show and heckle the contestants. They had no idea I have a secret desire for muscular women. So we went... The competition was fierce and really entertaining. The competition was geared to promote the sport and gain some enthusiasm. My friends actually enjoyed the women and the show. The final presentation was to be held the next day. No announcements were made the first day of the competition and the awards were to be presented the next day. I was disappointed. I never say Tiffani nor do I know who won. We were a little late and i thought I might have missed her competing. The announcement... We came at the very last minute and had to sit in the very back. Little did we know that the action was just about to get started. All of the contestants were entering the stage. All of them were wearing their hair back in buns and black bikini's. There were no weight classes and everyone was competing in a large group (there were only 6 women in the competition). The announcement came over the loud speaker, "and the winner is [squeal]." The system broke. The crowd covered their ears and started running toward the exits. The system would not shut off. The women went running backstage and chaos ensued. Who won, I was thinking. I just sat there, my ears were hurting but I wanted to know who won. The PA system finally stopped and I looked around. Everyone was leaving. My friends had gone and I was the only person actually sitting down. I stood up and walked to the front of the lodge. I asked the stage crew manager, "Who Won?" They said a girl named Ali. I was disappointed because I thought her muscles were small but was she ever ripped. All of a sudden the stage started to collapse! We started running out the door and ended up behind the lodge. The women were standing there, looking pretty upset - and pissed. I felt like I was in trouble. They started walking toward the upper lodge and I just sat there and watched. Muscular women wearing bikini's walking in the snow - what a sight! Out of the blue Tiffani appeared. She jumped in front of me and said, "Hi there" in a flirtatious manner. The police drove up and escorted everyone to a safe location near the upper lodge. We were standing off to the side of the building and I turned to Tiffani to ask why she did not compete. Her reply, "I was not allowed in the competition. It is held every six months and I have won the last four. They wanted to have another champion. Plus, I am going to retire soon and want to settle down with a husband." "I thought you were married," I said. "I mislead you last night. It's easier for the men I find attractive to leave if they know I am married. Just like you left last night." One of the other bodybuilders spoke and said, "you two look good together, are you dating?" Tiffani responded, "We are now - right." "YES! I say with enthusiasm. Do you want to get some pizza," I asked. "No," she says with a smirk on her face and bicep flexing. "I want to show you what I can really do in the gym." I had no idea she owned the gym and that's where she lived. Needless to say, my afternoon and early evening was humbling. She flexed all afternoon and what a body!