THE QUEEN OF R & B VS THE QUEEN OF THE BEACH THE TIME HAD COME FOR THE "QUEEN OF QUEENS" FINALS AT "THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST BADDEST" TOUNAMENT. SEVERAL CHAMPIONSHIPS WERE ON THE LINE , BUT THE ONE ALL EYES WERE UPON WAS THE "QUEEN OF QUEENS" THE PATRONS WERE EXTATIC BECAUSE THESE WERE EVENTS SCHEDULED IN MANY DIFFERENT VINUES AND ONLY THE GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP WAS TO BE ON G-MAN'S ISLAND. NOW DO TO AFFORE MENTIONED CIRCUMSTANCES THE THREE FINAL S WERE TO BE APART OF THE ORIGINAL PACKAGE ." MR. ONLY IN AMERICA", COZZ AND OPHRAH (WHO WERE SITTING NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER) WERE TICKLED TO DEATH (THOSE THREE CHEAP SKATES ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A BARGIN). G-MAN WAS NOT WORRIED BECAUSE THIS LENGTHEND THE TOURNAMENT WHICH MENT THE GUESTS HAD TO STAY LONGER AT HIS PRIVATE HOTEL $CHIK CHING$ NOW THE QUEEN OF THE BEACH AND NEWLY CROWNED QUEEN OF RAP AFTER SHE HANDED FOXXY BROWN A CRUSHING DEFEAT WAS THE BEAUTIFUL AND UNDERATED TRACI BIGHAM. THE QUEEN OF R&B WAS THE LOVELY SONGSTRESS MARIAH CARRIE WHO HAD A CONTRAVERSIAL WIN OVER TONI BRAXTON OUTSIDE THE SANCTIONS OF THE FEM FIGHTING FEDERATION; THE POWERS THAT BE : G-MAN,.FCH, RACER AND ME DECIDED RELUCTANTLY (ESPECIALY RACER ) TO GIVE THE TITLE TO HER . NEEDLESS TO SAY TRACI COMPLETELY DISAGREED (A BIG BRAXTON FAN) SAYING "THAT B!@#$ DID NOT PAY HERE DUES BUT I'LL MAKE HER PAY.FOR TONI TOO!" MARIAH WAS NOT ON POINT FOR THIS MATCH HER MIND WAS ELSWHERE NOT FOCUSED BUT SHE COULD NOT BACK OUT SHE WAS RAISED AROUND TOO MANY HIP-HOPPERS TO GO OUT LIKE A PUNK! WIN LOOSE OR DRAW(LIKE THERE WOULD BE A DRAW) SHE WAS GOING TO FIGHT! THE RULES OF THIS MATCH UP WERE AS FOLLOWS: CAGED MATCH, BARE KNUCLES, ELBOW STRIKES,KNEE STRIKES, HEAD BUTTS, JOINT LOCKS, TOOTH LOCKS, GRAPPLING, AND KARATE;WIN BY SUBMISSION OR KNOCK OUT. (TROMA TEAMS INCLUDING A WORLD RENOUND PLASTIC SURGEON WAS STANDING BY) FOLKS IT WASN'T PRETTY THEY ENTERED THE CAGE TOPLESS AND IN G-STRINGS THE CROWD WENT CRAZY. BUT THEIR EYES WERE LOCKED IN EACH OTHER'S GAZE THE REF WAS TIGRA'S DAUGHTER WHO WAS CLAD IN THAT CUTE LITTLE NUMBER SHE WEARS ON HER MOM'S SITE ; THE ONE WITH THESTARS AND THE G-STRING.ANYWAY HONII LOWERS HER HAND TO SIGNAL THE START OF THE BOUT. THE TWO BEAUTIES RAN TOWARD EACH OTHER SWINGING TRACI BEING THE SMALLER OF THE TWO CONSENTRATED ON HONEY BLONDE'S BODY WHILE MARIAH WORKED TRACI'S HEAD. TRACI BACKED UP REALIZING THAT MARIAH HAD THE ADVANTAGE WITH THE LONGER REACH ,AND SHE COULD HIT. THEY CIRLCLED ONE ANOTHER BREATHING HARD AND SWEATING. A LITTLE TRICKLE OF BLOOD CAME FROM TRACI'S LEFT NOSTRILE RUNNING TO HER MOUTH..TRACI LICKED THE BLOOD AND SMILED. MARIAH HAD BRUISE MARKS ON HER RIBS AND BREASTS FROM TRACI'S KNUCKLES BOTH WERE SATISFIED AS THEY CIRCLED EACH OTHER THAT THEY HAD MADE THEIR MARKS. ONCE THEY CAME CLOSE AGAIN MARIAH ATTEMPTED A DARING MOVE ; A STANDING DROP KICK TO TRACI'S HEAD ..ONE PROBLEM..TRACI WAS NOT THERE SHE SIDE STEPPED MARIAH AND WATCHED HER LAND HARD ON HER LARGE SUN COLORED RUMP, THEN THE MOACHA TONED GODDESS RUSHED TO KICK MARIAH IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLTY. THE BEAUTIFUL SONG BIRD HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS TRYING DESPERATLY TO REGAIN HER EQUILIBRIUM . TRACI WAS NOT GIVING HER A CHANCE ; SHE IMMEDIATELY APPLIED AN ARM LOCK AND HEAD SICSORRS CAUSING MARIAH TO SCREAM BLOODY MURDER.HONII JUMPED OVER THEM TO GET A FACE TO FACE VIEW OF MARIAH INCASE OF A SUBMISSION. BENDING LOW TO THE GROUND WITH HER HEAD TOUCHING THE FLOOR AND BUTT POINTED TOWARDS RACER X'S PRIVATE BOOTH ,SHE ASKED ," MARIAH IS THAT IT ? MARIAH SCREAMED AS SHE FELT HER ARM WAS BEING SNAPED LIKE A CHICKEN WING; "NOOO! B!@#$! GET AWAY FROM ME! "BYE!" RETORTED HONII THE SHE AROSE ,PUT HER HANDS ON HER HIPS AND JUST WATCHED THE MATCH FORM THAT POINT ON . "YOU ARE'NT VERY BRIGHT CARRIE, THAT WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND IN THIS SITUATION, SHE SAID SARCASTICALY WHILE TIGHTENING HER HOLDS. MARIAH'S ELBOW WAS ABOUT TO SNAP AND TRACI KNEW IT "WELL HOW 'BOUT IT BUTTERFLY? MARIAH JUST CRIED OUT "AAHHHHHH!" IN PAIN. OH A TOUGH GIRL HUH? I TRIED TO GIVE YOU A BREAK.A WAY OUT BUT YOU MUST LIKE THIS .TRACI RELEASED THE ARM LOCK .MARIAH WHIMPERED IN RELIEF.TRACI ROSE TO HER FEET STILL WITH MARIAH'S HEAD WEDGED BETEEN HER SINEWY CINAMON LEGS. TRACI OCCASIONALY SQUATED DOWNWARD TO APPLY MORE PREASURE AND HUMILIATION. MARIAH'S ARM WAS SHOT AND SHE JUST DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO THROW OFF THE LITTLE BEACH QUEEN..SO SHE DID THE NEXT BEST THING SHE WRPPED HER ONE GOOD ARM AROUND TRACI'S LEGS TURN HER HEAD AND BIT INTO TRACI'S SMALL BUT WELL DEFINED CALF MUSCLE.."AAHHHH YOU F!@#ING B!@#$ ! TRACI'S FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO KICK MARIAH WITH HER OTHER FOOT BUT SHE ABANDONED THAT THOGHT REAL QUICK FOR MARIAH HAD SUNK HER TEETH INTO HER FLESH AND STARTED TO GROWELL. TRACI DID NOT WANT TO AGGREVATE HER .FOR THE FIRST TIOME IN THE BATTLE TRACI CRIED OUT IN DESPAIR NOT SURE OF THE OUT COME ..MARIAH ON THE OTHER HAND WAS FEELING CONFIDENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. SHE CRADDLED TRACI'S LEG IN HER ARMS LIKE THE LAST PIECE OF MEAT AT THE BARBEQUE AT THE SAME TIME SHE WAS CATCHING HER WIND BODY LAYING STILL AND NOSTRILS FLARING LIKE AN ENRAGED BULL. TRACI AFRAID TO MOVE FOR FEAR HER CALF MUSCLE WOULD BE DESTROYED LAID PROSTRATE CRYING AND PULLING HER OWN HAIR SAYING IN A SHRILL CREASCENDO "OH MY GOD ! OH MY GOD !! OH MY GOD!!! AFTER A FEW MINUTES MARIAH GREW WEARY OF THE TASTE OF BLOOD AND SHE HAD WORKED OUT A FINISHING PLAN FOR HER OPPONENT. MARIAH RELEASED THE HOLD SPEWING AND SPITTING . HONII ASKED , YOU WANT TO TAKE A TWO MINUTE BREAK SO THAT SHE CAN GET A BAND-AID AND YOU CAN WASH OUT YOUR NASTY A!@ MOUTH? MARIAH NODDED AND TRACI CRAWLED QUICKLY TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE CAGE THE CROWD WAS PLACING BETS BETWEEN THEMSELVES MONEY JEWELRY HOUSES AND LAND OVER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT. THE SEXY COMBATANTS MOVED SLOWLY BACK TO THE CENTER, TRACI WAS LIMPING; THIS CAUSED MARIAH TO BE CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO SPEAK ," NOW I'M GONNA BREAK YOU LIKE I DID BRAXTON" THEN THE HONEY BLONDE BOMB SHELL BOLTED TOWARD TRACI WITH FLO JO-LIKE SPEED ..JUST AS SHE CAME WITHIN CLOSING DISTANCE OF HER TARGET TRACI JUMPED UP AND TO THE SIDE WHIPPING HER BAD LEG INTO A DEVISTATING ROUNDHOUSE TO MARIAH'S NOSE, "CRACK!!!" IT WAS BUSTED THE BLOOD SPLATTERED IN ALL DIRECTIONS TRACI WAS PLAING POSSOM AND MARIAH FELL FOR IT.LITERALY. TRACI LANDED ON HER FEET IN A CAT STANCE FISTS RAISED HIGH IN MOUY TAI FASHION. MARIAH WAS BLOODY ON HER BACK AND DAZED. SHE ROSE TO A SITTING POSITION AND FELT FOR HER NOSE ..IT WAS CROOKED SMASHED AND BLOOD SOAKED SHE SCREAMED A HORROR FLIC SCREAM"AAAAEEEEEE! "Q" WAS SITTING BEHIND RACER X AND WAS REPORTED TO SAY "D!@#$! I AINT NEVER HEARD HER HIT A NOTE THAT HIGH " TRACI BECAUSE OF MARIAH'S LACK OF KILLER INSTINCT AND TRACI WISELY STAYING STILL WHEN MARIAH APPLY TOOTH TO FLESH, TRACI WAS ONLY SUPERFICIALY WOUNDED. MARIAH WAS IN A STATE OF PAIN AND PANIC SHE COULD NOT EVEN THINK OF SUBMITTING; WHICH WAS A TRADGEY. TRACI HAD SOME WORK FOR MARIAH'S PLASTIC SURGEON TO DO ; TRACI GRABBED MARIAH BY THE HAIR TO KEEP HER STEADY SHE BACKED INTO MARIAH'S BATTERED FACE WITH HER SWEAT DRENCHED BUTT. THEN CAREFULLY APPLIED AN INVERTED FIGURE FOUR HEAD LOCK. THEN WITH LIGHTENING LIKE SPEED TRACI CONTORTED HER BODY BACKWARD ,GRABBIBING MARIAH'S ANKLES AND ARCHING HER BACK AND PRESSING HER PELVIS UPWARDS . THIS BIZZAR MOVE CREATED UNBELIEVEBLE PRESSURE ON THE GOLDEN TONED SONGTRESSES NECK AND BACK. THERE THEY WERE IN SOME PAINFUL EROTIC TWO WOMAN CONTORTION .MARIAH'S CRYS OF SUBMISSION MUFFLED BY THE TRACI'S FLEXING , PERSPIRATION GLISTENED GLUTIALS. MARIAH ALSO UNABLE TO TAP OUT BECAUSE HER HANDS WERE INCHES FROM THE GROUND. THE CROWD WHISTLING AND GOING CRAZY. THE SIGHT OF MARIAH BEING IN THAT MUCH PAIN WAS TOO MUCH FOR ODB TO TAKE HE RUSHED THE ENTRANCE TO THE CAGE, ONLY TO BE DRAGGED OFF BY SECURITY. THE CROWD WAS ON THEIR FEET WHEN TRACI COULD NO LONGER FELL THE VIBRATIONS OF MARIAH'S WHIMPERING IN HER BACKSIDE SHE RELEASED MARIAH'S ANKLES THE SLOWLY ROLLED OVER TO HER SIDE TAKING HER BEATEN FOE WITH HER MARIAH WAS OUT AND IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT TRACI WOULD WALK OUT WITH A BELT AND TWO TIARAS. BUT AS WAS A FORE MENTION TRACI HAD A MEANESS IN HER SHE ROLED MARIAH'S LIMP BODY OVER ON HER STOMACH THEN CLAMPED ON A SHARP SHOOTER PLACING EXTRA PRESSURE BY WEDGING HER KNUCKLE INTO THE BACK OF MARIAH'S KNEE THEN SITTING DOWN AND LEANING BACK ." WAKE UP! B!@#$ ! WAKE UP ! THE SHARP PAIN AWAKEND MARIAH FROM WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS CERTAIN DEATH INTO WHAT SEEMED TO BE AN ETERNITY OF PAIN! MARIAH CALLED OUT QUICKLY YOU'RE THE QUEEN! YOU'RE THE QUEEEEEN! "NOT GOOD ENOUGH HO", TRACI SNAPED "! SAY TONI BRAXTON IS THE QUEEN OF R & B! AND SAY I AM THE QUEEN FOF YOU! MARIAH WASTED TO TIME ; HER SUFFERING WAS MORE THAN SHE COULD BARE. "TONI BRAXTON IS THE QUEEN OF R & B AND YOU'RE THE QEEN OF MEEE THE QUEEN OF MEEEEE! PLEASE LET ME GO! TRACI RELEASED THE HOLD AND RAISED HER HANDS IN VICTORY PLACING HER FOOT SQUARELY ON MARIAH'S NECK(TONI AND TAMAR WERE IN TH AUDIENCE GRINNING FOMR EAR TO EAR) TONI STOOD UP AND LEAD THE CROWN IN THE CHANT THAT WAS TO BE THE TOURNEY'S TRADE MARK "THE BEST THE BEST THE BSET THE BEST BADDEST!"