Emma Peel - Queen Of The Screen. A Fight Scene In Tribute To My Favourite TV Character 
by Lady Luck



Mrs Peel was surrounded by 5 thugs intent on doing her real harm. They carried
knives, clubs and anything else they could lay their hands on.

The first thug came at Mrs Peel like a raging bull and swung a club at her
head. Emma was too quick for him and grabbed his arm before throwing him to
the ground. He got up and called her a bitch. "That's not very polite," she
said. "So what are you going to do about it then bitch?" he snarled.

Well Emma just looked at him disdainfully and then caught him with a superb
right cross to his jaw, and then she knocked him out with a tremendous left
hook. "How was that then?" she smiled.

The other 4 thugs decided to take her together. It would be easier - or so
they thought! Emma Peel was the best, as they were about to discover.

With a majestic leap into the air, she caught the first one a beauty with her
right leather boot which knocked him clen out as he crashed against a wall. As
she landed, she swivelled like a ballerina before unleashing a tremendous
karate kick to the jaw of the second thug. She quickly followed up and punched
him out while he was still reeling.

She was in full flow and enjoying every second. She loved teaching men a
lesson and began to taunt the remaining two thugs. "Come on then tough guys,
I'm only a woman" she remarked, and then kicked one of them right between the
legs. As he bent over she took two paces back, and then sent him crashing
backwards through the air with a fantastic kick. He was out!

And then there was one. Mrs Peel began to dance gracefully around him,
taunting him all the while. "Women are superior. Men are arrogant fools." She
began to box him, catching him with short, sharp jabs until his head was
spinning. "Now," she said, "how would the little man prefer to be knocked out.
One punch or two?"

"Fuck off bitch!" he snarled. So typical of a man. "I hate women. You think
you're so superior don't you?!"

"Oh no," Mrs Peel replied, "We don't think that we're superior. We KNOW that
we're superior. NOW I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO FINISH YOU
OFF. ONE PUNCH OR TWO?"

"Fuck you, woman! Fuck all women!" "OK then," said Mrs Peel, "one punch it
is."

She wound back her right fist as far as possible and then she smashed it
straight into his ugly face. He hit the deck in an instant. She'd knocked him
clean out.

She raised her arm in triumph, afforded herself a smile of self-satisfaction
and then blew them all a farewell kiss, before smugly departing with her
inimitable graceful swagger.

"Men," smirked Emma, "what absolute wankers!"

Five men had been well and truly defeated by just one woman. But then that
woman WAS Mrs Emma Peel!

End Of Scene

Lady Luck