Muscle Girl
New Lyrics by Jgrimm (jgrimm@sisqtel.net)
sung to the tune of 'Skater Boy' by Avril Lavigne


He was a jock, she was a brain,
He always made fun of her.

He was a jerk, he made her cry,
more and more as the year went by.

He hit on her, she'd never tell,
loudly she told him to go to hell.

But all of his friends stuck up for him,
they said that she had hit on him.

He was a stuck-up beau, he said see ya later 'ho,
she wasn't good enough for him.
She was all alone, nothing but skin and bone,
she wanted to get back at him.

All that summer, she she hit the weights,
building up mass, with the help of chemistry.

She likes what she sees, she strikes a pose,
her big muscles shredding all her clothes.

She goes to school, wearing baggy clothes,
to hide her muscles from everyone.

The jock and his friends, they come along
making fun of the girl that turned him down.

He was a stuck-up beau, he said see ya later 'ho,
she wasn't good enough for him
She was all alone, but bigger than everyone,
she was going to get back at him.

She told him, leave her alone,
But he threw his weight around.

She takes off her coat, shows off her arms,
Bigger than his by far.

He tries to run, it doesn't work,
She grabs him and pulls him back.

She pick him up, right off the ground,
And proceeds to punch him out.

He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl,
But he's so much weaker now.

I beat him up, then threw him down,
Now all the guys want to be with me!

He's such a stupid boy, I said see ya later boy
I've got other things to do.
I'll be at the gym,
lifting more than him,
staying stronger than you.