MONEY TALKS




It took 5 long years for G-Man to make the deal for this match; neither Women
wanted to fight; but the members of G-Man's "Battle Clan" wanted to see it; a
match between Queen Latifah and The Lady of Rage. Latifah was into kickboxing
but only for self defense and exercise. Rage had been a street fighter all her
life, she had even fought "dudes" almost to the death and won; but she was
tired of that kind of life and was only into Rap and Acting. Besides Rage saw
Latifah as a role model and Latifah felt a responsibility to be an example for
young female rappers and kickin' their $@$#$! just did not factor into the
equation. Both women were very serious about their quest for unity among
women, black women in particular. G-Man however applied the Rockefeller
Principle: MONEY TALKS AND THAT OTHER STUFF WALKS! Here was the deal: Each
woman would receive $250,000 in a Swiss account for fighting. Another
$1,000,000 would go to their favorite charity or charities. $750,000 more in
the Swiss account to the winner. The trainers of their choice would be
available to them 5 days per week 8 hours a day. No audio or videotapes would
be made (yeah right;-); no pictures would be taken no press of any kind would
be present or even notified. On the same day G-Man received a phone call from
each woman Agreeing to fight; I guess money does talk.

The time had come each lady's lawyer had checked the wire transfers, both
women were rested and eager to get it over with. Like most big women neither
had faced another female her own size hence neither had really tested herself.
For both there was the occasional fight with some "Punk brother" or stupid
"white boy", but those were cases when they were underestimated. Its was going
to be closest to a fight to the finish that either Rap Diva had been in. The
rules: no weapons, no eye gauging, no vaginal attacks, no face biting, any
face scratching, any face sitting (they both agreed that was nasty and dikish)
there would be two rounds. One round would be won by "submission only" the
second round by knock out only; the danger was that if one girl would not give
up in the first round she could have a limb wrenched out of socket or bones
broken and not be able to get help. On the other hand in the second round one
girl my not go down (and there were no TKO's) and won't stay down then sustain
brain damage. There was a fail safe however;any member of the "Battle Clan"
which included Racer, Fchiman, Loki and "Ol Deacon". Anyway, the battle took
place in an underground arena. A 100 foot wire cage surrounded the pit in the
shape of an octagon; there was hole in the top which each combatants were
lowered into the pit. The floor was covered with a large thick wrestling mat
that covered the whole surface reaching beyond the cage. It was an ominous
site.

Latifah and Rage were simultaneously by crane. Both women chose to wear combat
boots and army fatigue pants they also were wearing thickly padded sports
bra's; because the two are so well endued; Latifahs' was blue and Rages was
red. Though they were hesitant at first after training hard and much sparing,
each could help but wonder who was the best; could Rage stand before "the
Queen" and could Latifah "rock ruff-n-stuff?

We were about to see which was which a fight the likes of "which" even G-Man
in his hundred plus years had never seen! The two super Amazons were lowered
simultaneously into the octagon through the opening in the top; there was one
way in and one way out. Both women where wearing special made breast
protection; the kind women who box and do full contact Karate uses. They were
able to move freely and were still marginally protected from trauma to their
mammary. They wore shorts similar to that of Maui tae boxers; both Latifah and
Rage had legs that were shapely brown and well muscled. Each had her own
little battle with weight but this night their "large economy sized six packs
were in full effect! After freeing themselves from their harnesses they stood
staring at each other from about three feet away. They had not seen each other
for a year and were both astonished at the other's progress physically; but
neither showed any emotion, they just checked each other out. The gong sounded
and the two robust battle queens squared off in boxing stances.

They immediately got to work; jabbing, hooking, Upper cuffing elbowing and
head butting. Less than two minutes passed and both were bleeding; Latifah
from the nose(she could not escape Rages surprisingly quick jabs) and Rage
from the mouth (her teeth being loosed by the Queen's haymaker hooks). When
both gargantuan beauties grew tired they clenched still working each other's
body and delivering an occasional head butt for good measure. Though the
younger girl was much quicker Latifah's blows were something to be reckoned
with; slowing Rage down considerably. They were dancing in the deadly clench
they were trying to catch their breath on order to be the first to strike in
the next trade of blows; at the same time they were doing some trash talking.
"What's the matter where is all that rage "Rage?", The Queen taunted. "It's
pouring outa yo nose B!@#$! , retorted Rage. La tifah rushed the younger girl
tackling her and driving her into the ground crusing her on impact. Now you
may ask yourself 'if it was such a secret why am I reading about it on the
NET? Good question; G-Man promised I didn't LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway Rage did not loose her composer; she wrapped her thighs around
Latifah's massive chest cracking Latifah's breast plate and crushing the
Queens mammary.

She squeezed until she got a response from the Queen, "aaaaaah s#!%! B!%@#!

Rage just growled grin and gritting her teeth. By this time Rage had a hand
full auburn mane; rocking backwards and elevating Latifah with her legs
suspending the Queens top half above grounds. Latifah freed her self from the
busted chest protector then had to break that hold; she was loosing air and
her left tit looked like a balloon being abused by a mischievous child and it
felt as if was about to burst!

In an amazing display of strength Latifah rocked her self to her knees at the
same time clawing into the top of Rages femur as if she was giving her a deep
tissue massage. Latifah in one movement hoisted Rage into a spin and slapped
her big body to the ground!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rages air was gone; she lay gasping for breath
and Latifah was up and pissed! This was very bad for Rage because Queen
Latifah was about to go to work! Latifah dropped her elbow along with the top
half of her weight into Rages sternum. Rage body tensed up as if she was
having a caesura, every vein in her face and neck pop out. She could not even
scream except for the cry inside,"OhGod I'm gonna die!!" she thought
experiencing pain she was sure was death's precursor.

Queen Latifah was relentless; she ripped Rage breastplate off by flipping and
slamming her to the ground several times. Rage wanted to submit but she could
not speak or even tap out for the shock to her body.

Latifah then rolled Rage over on her stomach and grabbed Rage by the hair
planting her head between her leg and thigh applying a thigh-lock were
crushing the younger girl's head with the weight of her torso.

This however was only half of what Latifah had in store for Rage; Latifah bent
over scooping up Rage's mid-section then leaning backwards to place Rage in a
bow and arrow hold as well. Rage was physically confused, she did not know
what fate would befall her first; having her head crushed or her back broken.
Rage quickly cried out, " You're the Queen I don't wont no mo! Latifah
released her smiling; round one was over.

G-Man