MIXED BOXING BOUT. CHUNKY BEN V KLONDIKE KELLY.




I have always had an ongoing rivalry with this 20yr old girl who lives by me,
but one day last month it really kicked off. I was out shopping with my
cousins when I bumped into the girl in question called Kelly. She was wearing
a rugby jersey from one of our local teams; I then said something about her
looking like she could play prop-forward for the team. She didn't take this
very well at all, and retaliated with a remark saying that I could be in our
village wrestling team in the super heavyweight or even sumo division. I said,
"No thanks, I like boxing much better thank you".

"Ha ha" she said "you couldn't even last 3 rounds in a bout with me", I said
"I know cos I would have knocked you out by the second round". "Lets get it on
then" she said and we both agreed to be at our local park at 2pm the next day,
my cousin then offered to act as referee. As we were leaving my heavy opponent
shouted that we would box topless for fifteen rounds.

The day went on and I was wondering what I had let myself in for as I had no
boxing experience and Klondike was nearly 30lbs heavier than me. We both knew
each others weaknesses which was our weight- meaning that both of us were well
overweight and had a big blubber belly sticking out, just ready to be thumped
hard.

The day came and we both got to the park at around 1.50pm, she was there first
in a gown doing some shadow boxing. I didn't see the need to do any of that
and just sat waiting for my cousin to come, while eating a meal from my local
fried chicken place. We both then took our gowns off as my cousin walked in,
Kelly was wearing red 14oz boxing gloves and a red head guard with green and
yellow striped boxer-shorts, that failed to hide all the rolls of fat hanging
and bouncing over them as she walked. I was wearing pretty much the same
gloves and headgear but I had dark blue shorts on and not striped ones. My
tummy also bounced while I moved and walked. A small crowd had gathered around
us and formed a little circle. My cousin then came into the centre and
introduced the fighters, "in this corner with the yellow-green striped shorts
and red gloves and weighing in at 233lbs, Klondike Kelly!", "and in this
corner wearing the blue plain shorts and red gloves and weighing in at 205lbs
Chunky Ben!".

ROUND 1. The bell went and we both came to the centre of the ring. The first
punch was thrown by Kelly and sunk into my belly but hardly hurt, she followed
that up with a jab to my chest, which bounced off. I threw a left hook to her
belly, which sunk in and made it jiggle and followed that up with a double
right-left combination to her breasts and belly. We then got into a clinch and
were trying to push each other across the circle as my belly and her tummy
jammed against each other. My cousin then stepped in and said "break, box on".
She swung a wild left to my face but I managed to duck and countered with a
soft right straight into the middle of her big tummy. She just smiled and
laughed it off, and jabbed me in the right cheek which was quickly followed by
a hard uppercut to the chin which caught me by surprise but luckily it didn't
manage to wobble my legs, she noticed I was surprised and used this to her
advantage by hitting me with a left-right hook flurry to my pot belly. The
bell then went and we went back to our stools. This round was really a warm-up
with neither of us exerting ourselves.

The score was 10-10.

ROUND 2. Both of us were slower coming out to the sound of the bell this time
around, and met at the middle of the circle. First punch was a right uppercut
thrown by Kelly which hit my gut and made me breathe out a bit and grimace, my
overweight opponent knew that it stung a bit and followed it up with a large
flurry of right-left hooks and jabs to every part of my podgy tummy. I was
stuck in the corner of the circle and had no choice but to clinch and grapple
with my opponent to stop her onslaught. I then got in a jab of my own to her
face and a left hook to her cheek. I then went lower and jabbed her hard in
the soft centre of her belly and followed that up with an uppercut to her
belly. She then clinched with me and tried to get in a few body shots but
didn't have the room, with the weight of her and her jelly-belly. We then
pushed and grappled each other across the circle and were entangled when the
bell at the end of the round rang. Score in this round was 10-9 to Klondike,
now 20-19. ROUND 3. We came to the middle at the same time on this occasion,
and circled each other while watching each other's gloves carefully. I saw a
left hook coming straight for my nose and ducked just in time, and went lower
and jabbed my chubby boxing rival in the tummy and threw an uppercut to her
chin which missed by a whisker. She retaliated with a right hook to my cheek,
which cut it a bit, and a right jab to my chubby right side of my tummy. I
could tell that I had lost this round as well as my cheek was cut. So I
decided to box clever in this round and I decided not to take any risks. I
then clinched and tried to grapple with her for a while but she was having
none of it, and swung with a large left uppercut to the middle of the belly
and a quick left jab to the same area. I was stung by this and went on my
knees, "1.2. 3.4.5.6" said my cousin and I was up by the count of seven and
then Kelly came closer and my cousin then said, "box on". I came back with a
flurry of left-right hooks to her chest and abdomen, and then punched her hard
in the belly, which made her, grimace a bit and grapple with me. The round was
closed with a combo of right and left jabs to my chest by Klondike. Score in
this round was 10-7 to Kelly. Now a lead of 30-26.

This round started slower than all others as both boxers were getting tired,
and they were slowing down because of this. But the round started with a left
jab to the face of Klondike which made her pull her fists up to her face, this
left her tummy and tits wide open for a battering. I went in close and tried
to block her hands coming down with my elbows. It worked really well and I
threw a barrage of right and left hooks and uppercuts to her body and also
some good uppercuts to her bouncing tits. All of these punches sank in deep in
to her belly and tits and made her grimace a lot of times; she was then stuck
in the corner of the circle. The only option for her, was to clinch and hold
round me. By doing this she was practically cuddling me and our bellies
touched while her tits bounced against my chest. She tried to use her bulk and
weight advantage to barge me back into the centre; she tried to use her tummy
to do this. But I was too strong and used my gut to push back. My cousin then
came in between us and said "break, box on".

She came back at me with a few hard jabs to my chest and face, but hardly
touched me really. But I then hurt her again with a massive straight punch to
the middle of her tummy and a hard uppercut to the right of her belly. She was
struggling by this point and was lucky to hear the sound of the bell. Score in
this round was 10-9 in my favour. Overall 39-36 lead for Klondike Kelly. ROUND
5. Both my pugilistic rival and me were really getting slow and cumbersome by
this point, and it was all because of our tiredness.

It took quite a long time for us to meet each other with our guard up at the
centre of the circle made by the audience. But the first punch was a left hook
thrown by Klondike to my belly, which sunk well into the body fat and knocked
the air out of me a little. But I tried to take no notice of this and because
both of us were slowing, I knew that we wouldn't last to the eighth round
without thinking about 15 rounds. I then took a good blow to the side of the
cheek and a left uppercut to my chest, followed up by a left-right combination
of about six hooks and jabs to my body and ribs.

I then clinched with Kelly and because we knew each other very well I tried to
taunt her by making it look like I was hugging her. But she took no notice of
this and pulled apart and while I was still getting back ready to start
fighting, she thumped me straight in my belly, which sunk in very well. I then
came back with a vengeance and threw a flurry of about nine punches which hit
Kelly in her face, tummy and also knocked her tits a couple of times. By this
time, the brawl had really taking its toll on both of us. My cheek was cut
while I had bruises on my tummy, and Kelly had a few bruises on her belly and
tits. I then threw a huge uppercut to the side of her chin, which drew blood
as it hit her. She seemed very surprised by this and lifted both boxing gloves
towards her face. This left her belly and tits very wide open and I knocked
her down on her knees with an uppercut to her right tit and a left jab to the
belly which sank in well.

My cousin came in and started "1.2.3.4...5.6.7, then Kelly got up by the count
of eight but was still breathing heavily. "Box on" said my cousin but as we
went forward the bell rang. Score was 10-7 in my favour. Now a 46-46 tie.

ROUND 6. I knew this was the round that I had to knock her out if I wanted to
win the bout. Both of us were very exhausted by now and each of us wanted to
win in this round as the score was tied. The first punch was a left straight
punch to my nose by Kelly, but it didn't hurt me that bad. I then retaliated
with a right jab to the middle of her tits and a left hook to her ribs. She
then clinched and cuddled with me and our tummies touched and her tits were
rubbing my chest. I was then taken by surprise by a large left hook to the
left of my belly and a firm right jab to my chest, which knocked it a bit and
made it look like I had tits. I hit back with a right jab to the cheek and a
left hook to the chin, followed by an uppercut to the belly and a straight
punch to the tits.

But funnily, she took no notice of these and jabbed me in the tummy and then
threw a flurry of hooks and uppercuts to my belly. She then finished the bout
with a huge uppercut to my belly, which sunk right into the blubber and really
winded me. It also nearly lifted me up and nearly made me bring back my
chicken.