Janet's Spot On. Men Are Weird. 
By Lady Luck



Yes Janet's absolutely right. Men are fucking weird.

Think about it. They kiss our feet, lick our toes, suck our nipples, kiss our
arses, go muff diving and sniff our panties, getting a particularly
incomprehensible thrill from sniffing worn panties!

Hey guys! Do you know what I do with my panties once I've worn them? Well, as
amazing as it might seem to you weirdos, I wash them along with my other
underwear and skirts, dresses and blouses. Yes I put them in the washing
machine with some Persil liquid capsules and a capful of Comfort fabric
conditioner to make them smell fresh so that I can wear them again.

(By the way, this is not an advertisement for Persil but if any additional
sales of the product have been prompted by the mention of the name, then I
would certainly appreciate my 5% sales commission from the manufacturers).

Personally, I can't think of too many things more repulsive than picking up a
used pair of bloke's boxer shorts and sniffing them, particularly after he's
been scratching his balls and farting in them all day, and yet a bloke would
pick up a pair of my panties without hesitation, and gleefully sniff them for
hours, probably with one hand down his trousers.

AND THIS IS THE SUPPOSED SUPERIOR SEX! THE INTELLIGENT ONES. THE ONES WHO HAVE
BEEN TRYING TO SUPPRESS WOMEN FOR CENTURIES BECAUSE WE'RE CONSIDERED TO BE TOO
DUMB!

Tell me ladies, are any of you reading this actually stupid enough to sniff a
bloke's worn underpants? I know we've all been unfortunate, at some time, to
have had to wash the stains out of the smelly sodding things but did you ever
feel obliged to sniff them first?! I think NOT!

Then there's the foot fetish and the joys that a good whipping from a leather
clad dominatrix seem to bring a man. Some even love to be kicked and generally
beaten up by a woman; not that I wouldn't enjoy giving a man a good kicking,
if only to knock the arrogance out of him, but these weirdos positively enjoy
it and then he'll give thanks by kissing his tormentor on her arse and sucking
her toes. Now how fucking bizarre is that?!

Yes Janet's absolutely right. Men are fucking weird.

Well I'm off for a shower now and if I catch any of you wankers sniffing my
panties while I'm in there, believe me there'll be trouble. On second
thoughts, perhaps I'll just wipe my arse with them first and then you'll feel
right at home!

Bye for now

Lady Luck