Inner Gender Unification Match By Talyn Paxor - Talyn988@aol.com TWF Teenage Wrestling Federation champion, Joe Mast challenges the Girls champion to a match. CEO, Daniel Wysocki finds this interesting and makes the match a unification inner gender unification match. The winner will be the one and only champion of the Teenage Wrestling Federation. Setting: HSBC Arena - Buffalo, NY USA Date: Sometime In Mid 2003 Told By: Guest Announcer, Jim Ross / JR The HSBA Arena was packed. Not a single seat was left empty. Some people even paid extra to be able to stand in the rows when the seats sold out. The greatest match in history was about to take place, the first inner gender unification match. ~ Last week the TWF champion, Joe Mast began boasting that men are stronger and more skilled than the girls in the company. Some of the companies female wrestlers came out and told him off with a list of their accomplishments. Joe didn't listen. To prove to them that he was the best of both genders, he called out the girl's champion, Crissy Sweet. After Joe managed to insult her gender and her personally, Crissy ran down the ramp and jumped into the ring to land a direct knee between his legs. She grabbed the microphone from him and accepted his challenge. It Begins ::: Joe appeared and slowly walked down the ramp with a prideful grin on his face. Some said this made him look like Diamond Dallas Page and it was ugly as Hell (just kidding Joe)! His entrance theme blasted (Back In Black by AC/DC) as he approached the ring. Joe was wearing his usual black shorts with white trim. They had a logo on them which was so worn out even he didn't remember what it was. After he crept between the ring ropes, Joe jumped around like Kurt Angle and stood on the corner polls of the ring to make himself look good in front of the fans. Many booed but a good number cheered on. Someone left a microphone in the center of the ring for him so he picked it up and began talking which he loved to do. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the best night of your lives. For me this however is only another day for another former champion. Call me jerk, call me asshole ..." He was interrupted as the audience went on and taunted, "Asshole, asshole, asshole ..." Joe continued, "Just please do not call me Andy Kaufman." Most of the audience booed again but some laughed because I have to admit, it was funny. After three seconds of silence Crissy's theme began (Bitch by Apoptygmsa Berzerk). Crissy walked down the ramp in a purple bathrobe wearing a seductive grin on her face like Joe had only seen on her face when they dated in their high school days. She kicked his sorry ass then but he was sure it was only a fluke. He would soon find out. Crissy slid underneath the bottom rope and jumped up with a bounce in her step. She strutted over to Joe and slapped the microphone out of his hand. The look on her face while being seductive went angry. They stood toe to toe for 5 seconds until the bell rang. Joe stood silent awaiting Crissy to make the first most. Normally she would've done the same but Crissy really wanted a piece of Joe. With a mighty roar Crissy shoved Joe across the ring. As soon as he landed on his ass she undid the waist strap which held her robe shut. With a single tug it fell to the mat. Joe and the audience were in awe. Good thing this match was a PPV because Crissy was only wearing a skin-tight black thong and her usual black makeup. Joe once told her that she looked like Dafnee from the old ECW. She didn't like it much. Joe slowly crawled back into the corner as Crissy came closer with her chest muscles pumping and heaving. Crissy was hot in the high school days but now she was an amazon any man would give his left nut for. Crissy charged as Joe before he could get up and out of the way. She pinned him to the corner and slammed him with a number of ferocious bronco busters. Joe cried out, "Stop ... Crissy ... Take ... It ... Easy ..." The match was supposed to be fixed by the CEO, Daniel Wysocki so he would win but Joe didn't know about the meeting Dan had with Crissy just hours before the match.~ Daniel joined Crissy in her locker room to find her working out in the nude; not even a thong. She pumped iron like the Hulk in heat while using potent steroids. She grunted like a wild beast and sweat dripped all over her body. Daniel sat down and covered himself with his large notebook which he always carried with him. He opened up discussions. "Hey Crissy, I'm sorry to barge in like this but ..." Crissy cut him off, "Well, everyone thinks I'm a whore so I guess I've got nothing to lose by you coming on in. What is up?" Daniel continued, "You know the match you have with your old boy toy, Joe? The match was supposed to be fixed but I want to teach him a lesson he'll never forget. If I put an extra $5,000 in it for you, could you rough him up a bit? Without even thinking more than a few seconds Crissy replied, "Fuck, yeah!" Daniel stopped her before she got too excited, "I don't want you to cripple him or anything which I know you're more than capable of doing. Just hurt him enough to put him out for a few weeks." Crissy giggled loudly as Dan walked out. He thought she was agreeing with him. He had no idea she was going to kill him. Now Back To The Match ::: Crissy's bronco buster ceased after about 8. Instead if getting up and doing on of her usual aerial attacks like her rip-off version of a Swanton Bomb which she called "Sweet Destruction" she clamped her thighs against the sides of Joe's head. He could feel the muscled in her quads flex and pump against his jaw. Crissy forced herself down on Joe's face to hard that his nose was pushed practically into her. Crissy grew weary of just squeezing Joe. She wanted some pleasure and satisfaction while destroying her old boy toy. Crissy grabbed the thinnest part of her thong and with a single pull ripped them clean off. Stole holding Joe firmly between her hulky thighs, using one hand she pulled Joe's head into her. Joe screamed horrible as his nose began to crack. Her inner muscles were almost as strong as her legs. The audience was beginning to realize that this match was not planned. Some wanted to leave. Some stayed because they were pigs and the others stayed because they were very concerned that Joe Mast was going to die. Daniel had one of the ringside guys ring the bell but Crissy ignored it. Crissy moaned incredible loud in unison with Joe's cried of pain. Joe could hear his mother in the front row screaming, "You whore let go of my baby!" Without breaking her concentration or her hold, Crissy flipped her the bird (Maybe that is where she got the name, Joe!). When Crissy didn't stop Daniel jumped into the ring to help. "Crissy let him to at once. Your gonna break skull like that!" Daniel grabbed Crissy by her shoulders and ended up on the mat when an elbow came at him, squashing his testicles like old grapes. Crissy began to squeezed harder and harder until Joe let out a horrible scream the entire arena could hear. The match was now over. It had gone too far. What happened after is too graphic for a public article so I'll have to leave use your imagination. Joe won the match by disqualification.