Emma
By Lady Luck


A punch to his head, then to his chin
Emma kicks his arse for him
She really takes him by surprise
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

She cracks him with an uppercut
Emma's really kicking butt
See the fear in his eyes
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

She dances back, then up on her toes
She smacks a beauty to his nose
Hear him sobbing, hear his cries
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

She grabs his head and knees his balls
Good and hard, so hard he falls
She really cuts him down to size
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

He crawls around on his hands and knees
She laughs at him and starts to tease
Then traps his head between her thighs
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

He pleads with her to let him go
She shakes her head and tells him "no
You're the sort of man that I despise"
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

Her heart is pounding with delight 
It's such a thrill for her to fight
Against a man and win the prize
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

As he starts to scream and shout
She tells him she will knock him out
She loves it when girls beat the guys
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

She stands him up and he starts to quake
"Are you cold?" she asks, as he starts to shake
No matter just how hard he tries
He's mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

She knocks him out with a crunching right
He's knocked out cold and she's won the fight
She blows him a kiss as there he lies
He's been mesmerised
By the Emma Shuffle

Lady Luck

(Poem inspired by Emma Peel - The Queen of The Screen)