BEAT DOWN AT Y.T.U. YT University had an 89% Caucasian 4% Asian 3% Hispanic and 4% black . Hence it was affectionately called "Whitee University " by its various ethnic factions. The ratio between black men and black women there was even more freighting. For every 5 black females there were 2 black males And for every three black men one was gay ,one was a goof and one was a playa' who wanted a blonde on his arm as a status symbol. This is the story of a lust triangle; a b-ball player named Lean , his high school sweet heart a female wrestler named Cindy , and his Blonde bomb shell cheerleader girl on the side Becky. They called him Lean because whenever he would shoot his jump shot he would lean to one side yet would almost never miss. The girls called him that because his "tool" would lean to one side when erect. Lean led the league in point and assist and started to become a popular athlete nationally as well as within his own division. He became very popular with the girls also ; in particular a gorgeous Swedish blonde Cheerleader named Becky. Becky looked like a Norse Goddess she had a peaches and cream complexion long sinewy legs, a twenty inch waist(A SIX PACK WITH EVERY CAN FILLED), perky melon-like breasts that defied gravity with no explanation. Her face was that of an angelic child and her eyes were a clear sky blue ; but her most remarkable trait was this she had an a$$! like a Sista'. These traits and her natural sensual manner man her the most popular girl at Y.T.U. It was inevitable that these two would get together. There was only one problem; CINDY. She and Lean have been an item since the 8th grade; they know each other intimately likes dislikes, secret sins etc.. But Lean was now going through a new phase ; he was getting his first taste of "fame" and all that accompanies it. The most seductive of these was a 5'8" 135lbs voluptuous Swedish blonde babe named Becky who had by Home coming time had tasted the "forbidden chocolate" her parents warned her about. Becky had gone "black" and was not going back! On the other hand Cindy had placed much time and love into "her man"; she heard about what was going on through a mutual friend so she came to issue an ultimatum to Lean, "me or the white B!%@#! " Becky knew that Cindy was coming for Home Coming, But she was not afraid, as a matter of fact she wanted to fight. "All my life I have heard stories about those "bad a$$ black girls" and I was afraid of them but now I know the secret of their power" she confessed to her friend Peggy . "What? What is it ?!", Peggy demanded of her. "It's the d!@%!", revealed Becky. "you're sick"! exclaimed her friend who was giggling uncontrollably by this time. "I'm serious it has given me a new found strength, a freedom , even new found insights", she said staring into space. "Yea right I'm so sure, Becky, like you are gonna appear on Oprah talking about your new book "The Mantra of The Big Black D!@#"!? Peggy retorted rolling her eyes. "Look Peg, it's the handwriting on the wall ; black and white are out in the twenty-first century it's multi-culturalism Lean and me discussed this at great lengths. Now a days it's Tiger Woods , Sista Sista, and Lenny Cravits hell even O'Jay's kids! Look we will have the best of both worlds ; I'm a pure Swed he is from Gulla Island " "the kids show?! asked, her friend confessed. "No silly ! Gulla is an island where the blacks are almost pure bred; their fore fathers were smuggled to the island when the slave trade was finally outlawed in the US. The slave owners would Bring them to the mainland in the day and they would live free on the island at night. So the kept a good part of their heritage, culture and language." Wow , you learned all that from his d!@#?! (they broke into laughter) Meanwhile Cindy had arrived on campus and was cruising in her Eclipse with her friend and informant Valencia who was giving her the 411 on the situation. "So do you think I'm loosing my man?" ,asked Cindy solemnly. "To that white b!@#$? Hell No! Lean is a "real broth'a" ,not like that d@#$! Andrew. "So why is he doin' this s#!% to us ?" "Girl, (placing her hand on Cindy's muscular shoulder to show support) he is a young man and at this age they are curious.and comin' from the hood we came from extra curious cause there were no white girls." So it's just a phase that ever young black male goes through?! I don't buy it ! The nigga never had a chia-pet before but he did not go out and get one when he left "the hood!" Valencia laughed loudly, " girl you ain't changed a bit! I'm not making excuses. He does need to be punished but don't through the "babe" out with the bath water! I mean he is smart, charming, good looking, a straight "A" student ,star of the basket ball team , and he has "the mean lean"(they both break into impish laughter giving each other dap several times over). Valencia spoke again,"Cin girl you got to think like "Cookie Johnson" when Magic f^%$ed up, she slapped him, cursed him out stopped giving it up!, then stayed. And you know why? Cause money talks and that otha' stuff walks! Cindy's reply was only a thoughtful look. l A dimly lit gym and the silhouette of two tall male figures shooting hoops. "Damn! damn! damn!!!! What was I thinking?!; questioned Lean. I don't know my broth'a", replied his taller friend, Major. Cindy is coming and Becky is talkin' s#!%! ,Lean anguished while slamming the ball to the court floor. "So which one do you love?", asked Major. Nigga' please! You know Cindy is the one! , retorted the 6'4" point guard as he put one in (no net). "Then let the white girl go! It's simple! Lean paused for a moment then answered ,"I can't . "What!? Why not ?! demanded Major. " I don't know, it's crazy like a drug; I'm hooked I guess. Major just shakes his head and goes in for a lay-up. On campus there was an old abandoned dormitory at the edge of the grounds near the woods; this is where the two women agreed to meet and talk. Cindy did not really have anything to say to Becky ,she figured her "beef" was with her beau Lean. However she was curious to hear what this "blonde" had to say about tryin' to take her man. Cindy saw Becky and her friend when she and Valencia pulled up to the old dorm. She felt a twinge of intimidation for this was not some "trailer trash stringy hair refugee from Springer" Becky was a Norse goddess. But Cindy did not care because she knew that her God given Nubian beauty was not only unparalleled , it was timeless. So with head held high she moved towards the big Swedish blonde like Try banks coming down a runway. The two beauties stood nose to nose staring each other down, Cindy had to look up a bit because Becky was every bit of 5'8" and she was only 5'4". Finally Becky broke the silence, " So, you are Cindy? I've seen pictures of you .in Lean's room. Those words cut like a Summarai sword but the athletic beauty did not flinch; she just returned fire. Yea well I've seen picture's of women like you in magazines he'd hide from his Moms in the basement." ,rebutted Cindy. "OOOOOh !, Valencia cried.(making a sign of a cracked face) Suddenly Becky stepped backwards then turned toward the doorway of the dormitory. "please come in I have a proposition for you". They stepped into an empty vestibule, walked down a naked hallway, then turn right into a large vacant drawing room. At this point Cindy and Valencia ceased to follow stopping just beyond the open double doors. "Look I don't have time to waste what's this about?!", Cindy demanded. "Fair enough" Becky replied. "We are in love with the same man ; but I'm a realist ,he is in love with you" , said Becky. "So why don't you just go the f@#$ away?" questioned Cindy sarcastically. "Be cause I love him and I won't give him up without a fight..literally" announced Becky. "Now your case of "Jungle Fever" is worst I've "ever" seen; you mean to tell me that even though you know Lean and I are n love and that you don't have a chance ,you want me to kick your dumb white a#$! any way?!" asked Cindy with a confused look. "Not quit my dear, you see Lean has "jungle fever" as you call it also. Lean is also hooked on me ; I will forever be a part of his life and the only way you can get rid of me is to show me that you are the better woman. You see when one is doing combat hand to hand there is no greater test of character. You are placed in a situation where only skill, instinct and determination matter and what you do or don't do under that kind of real pressure lets you and everyone else know what kind of person you really are. If you are a quitter, cheater, a coward , and a killer; personal hand to hand combat will tell. Now be fore I give up the most magnificent man I've ever known , I demand to know if it is to a better woman!" Cindy's mouth was wide open she could not believe what she had just heard," You "my dear" are one sick b!%@#! replied Cindy. Valencia interrupted whispering in her friends ear , "Hold up girl friend, she does have a point. I mean look wouldn't you rather have the pleasure of kicking her a$$ and not having to worry about her popping up with a little yella bastard every time you get pregnant?" Cindy doing an about face said, "You are about as sick as she is! As she was walking away Becky cried out ," Look hoe don't make this any harder than it has to be ; if you walk away I will run you down and start to kick you're a$$ any way. I will also know that you don't love him enough to fight for him hence I will know you don't deserve him so I will never go away!" Cindy stopped in her tracks closed her eyes , dropped her head and exhaled. Cindy turned around slowly and spoke ," Ok b!@#$, you had your say now it's my turn; I'm gonna grant your wish and whoop you nasty a$$! but if you ever go near "my man" again I will kill you hoe! Especially when we are married; one word from your scanky white a$$! and I will kill you and any offspring you spawn! Now any rules? By this time Becky was out of her shirt and jeans; she was wearing a "bay watch" like suit with a French cut exposing her unusually shapely glutes. On the right cheek was a tattoo that inspired Valencia to blurt Out, "Oh no that white heffa didn't !" Becky then spoke ," Well the rules let's see hmmmmmm..how about extreme cat fight rules? Becky asked smiling. " And they are? questioned Cindy. "well no outside interference, no weapons , (bursts into laughter) and no way out!" The brown bombshell said comely it your funeral "white girl". Cindy was wearing some black biker shorts and a blue Tommy Boy sports top with cross trainers. Her opponent chose to be bare foot. The two ravishing amazons circled each other cautiously ; both realizing the other was a top athlete and could probably do some damage. Their stereo- types also came into play ; though Cindy was shorter in height and reach and Becky had crushed other girls Cindy's size and build Becky still had the "fear of the tough black chick" in the back of her mind. Though Cindy was very cool calm and collected through the whole challenge she was worried that a white girl would be so bold as to make the challenge(in her mind you could not melt a white girl down and pour her on a sista' especially her . Cindy figure the with girl "must know some s#!%" to be this bold. Cindy was not one to wait too long so she through the first blow; SMACK! a quick jab to Becky's mouth, snapping her head back. Becky could taste the blood , she frowned as her foe started to grin. Suddenly Becky revealed a blood stained smile, this confused and upset Cindy who started to move in for another blow 'since she liked it so much' but as she came in she was me with a spray of Becky's spit and blood. "Nasty a$$ b!%@#! Cindy exclaimed turning her head and closing her eyes(for only a second) long enough for Becky to rush her applying a 'bull dog" technique crashing Cindy to the floor head first. Becky quickly tightened her head lock on Cindy and at the same time locked her tanned white legs around Cindy's cinnamon toned legs creating a swirl of muscular flesh. Struggling, flexing like four anaconda's in heat; Cindy arching her back bridging her pelvis upward ; Becky pressing hers downward while trying to crushed her foes head with the ancient lock. Normally Cindy could break free of any hold but Becky had artfully applied two at once distributed her weight well and held on tight. Cindy did not panic she reached and grabbed hold of Becky's jaw driving her thumb into the soft part of upper neck. Becky started to gag and girgling sound as she released her head lock to relive the choke hold the Nubian fighter had on her. This time when Cindy bridged she could roll her larger opponent off of her ; also Cindy quickly untangled her legs rose to her feet and delivered three knee lifts to Becky's face. Their friends were screaming encouragement and advice to the combatants. Though some devastating licks were passed neither girl screamed or whimpered instead they growled grunted and moaned with every blow. Cindy was standing and holding the "blonde battle" queen in a front face lock , then without warning Cindy inverted the hold to a reverse "neck cracker"! They both went crashing to the ground back to back Becky's head bouncing off Cindy's shoulder then bouncing on the floor. Peggy let out a blood curdling scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwwwww! (she thought her friend was dead) Becky gagged and choked on the floor letting Peg know she was still alive but obviously not in a good way! By this time one of Becky's eyes were closed and she was bleeding form the mouth and nose. Cindy raises the once gorgeous blonde to her knees by her blood stained locks and ask:, "ready to quit?" Her reply caused her much pain, "Is that all you got NIGGER!?" Cindy's eyes which were almost compassionate when she saw how much damage she had done to the beautiful Swede suddenly went cold. Still holding a hand full of blonde hair she delivered a devastating drop kick to Becky's face ripping a clump of hair from her scalp and crashing her now bleeding head to the hard wood floor. Now Becky screamed and cried out , but there was no mercy found for her. Becky had crossed the line; Cindy stood over her beaten foe trying to figure out what she could do to Becky next ,"hmmmmmmmmm lets see what do brotha's like about nasty a$$ b!%@#'s besides that stringy a$$ hair? Oh I know "the legs"! she grabbed Becky by the left ankle and drug her across the room straightening her leg out then with all her weight Cindy crashed into the middle of Becky's thigh. Becky screamed then fainted Peggy begged to take her unconscious friend to the emergency room Cindy spat on her then backed away with her arms spread out ward as if to say "I'm done. 3 weeks later : "baby that s#!%! was so unnecessary you no she don't mean s#!%! to me! Hey I got to go to practice I call you later....bye Becky Ring! Hey Boo what up? That whit girl ?! Na Boo she left town I think,LOL!