Amazon Hangover pt.2.
By Spitfire
Sobriety isn't so bad! 


After weeks of going out with Sonya and partying, she finally convinced me to
quit drinking. I admitted I have a problem, but if it weren't for that problem
we probably wouldn't be together! I woke up last Saturday morning. The first
Saturday I woke up sober in about 8 years! I slowly opened my eyes without any
pain, actually it felt very peaceful! I lay on my bed, on my side with Sonya
spooned up against my back. It was a totally different position with me in
front! She had one leg straight, hanging over the bed from the bottom of her
calf down. The other leg up over my ribs and between both of my legs with her
calf in between my feet and her breasts against my neck! It was then that I
glanced down and took a good look at her legs. They were so long! And they
were starting to get a little hairy. I'll have to mention that to her later!
My mind quickly turned to something else as she slid her huge hand down my
stomach, cupped and completely covered my package! I was still just so amazed
at how big she was, everywhere! I felt so secure, so safe as I lay there in
her arms. I felt like I was in an Amazon cocoon! Just then I felt her hand
twitch; was she dreaming about me I thought? I turned my head around and
looked up at her and asked, "Sonya, could you please let me up?" She slowly
unraveled herself from around me and rolled over. I got up and just stood at
the foot of the bed for a moment admiring her. She rolled over and was laying
diagonally in my king size bed; and her feet were still hanging off the edge!

I walked into the kitchen and started my weekend ritual of cooking her
breakfast. I started taking some cooking classes at the college just to
impress her. I figured she would eventually get tired of omelets! I was making
her Belgian waffles with my new waffle maker. I sliced up strawberries and put
whipped cream on the top. I took the stack of 6 waffles, along with some juice
into the bedroom for her. OK, yeah I know I sound pussy-whipped! But look, of
all the things to be whipped by, pussy would be my choice of weapons! Anyway,
I leaned over and whispered into her ear and said, "Babe, your breakfast is
ready." She slowly rolled over, slid up the bed and sat up. She reached out
with her long arm and put her long hand in back of my neck. She pulled me
close to her, kissed me and said, "Thanks little guy, I love you!" I went back
out into the kitchen, made 6 more waffles, took them into the bedroom and sat
beside her in the bed. She was already done eating hers and ate 3 more of mine
off my plate as I sat there by her! One thing I got to say; if we get married
we'd better make a lot of money because this girl can eat! I sat there by her,
just sat there still in amazement of just how big she really is! I felt like a
little kid sitting next to her. A very lucky little kid! Sitting down beside
her, I noticed our reflection in my dresser mirror. The top of my head only
came up to her chin! I looked down as I noticed my feet were less than halfway
down the bed. Her legs stretched well past the midpoint and the bottom of my
feet only came to about halfway down her shin! As we sat there she suggested
she do a size comparison with me later. I wasn't really into this sort of
thing before, but her sheer size just fascinated me! I told her yes because I
just wanted to know how much bigger she was than me in exact measurements.

We stayed in the bed and fooled around until about noon, and then we went into
the shower together. As she was kneeling, I stood there in back of her washing
her hair. She noticed me staring at her legs. "Yeah, I know they're getting
hairy! You try to shave 84" of leg!" She said. I looked down at her with a
shocked look, just shook my head and said, "No, I don't care. I'll even help
if you want!" She grabbed my ass and pulled me into her in a 1-armed hug. "I
just love you", she said. She stood up and turned around in front of me and
asked me to get out of the shower, get into her night bag and get her shaving
gel and razor. I didn't think she would take me up on it but oh well! I got
out of the shower, got her stuff and back into the shower. She stood there
facing me, all 7'1" of her! Man, she is soo tall! She told me to rub the gel
on her legs and lather them up. Of all the things I've done while drunk,
nothing matches this sober!

I knelt down in front of her and started to lather up her upper leg. She put
her big foot on my thigh as I lathered her lower leg. She told me not to do by
her bikini line because she would do it. I can't describe what a feeling it
was to shave her legs! On one hand it was kind of erotic and on the other hand
I was so afraid to nick her in fear she would beat the crap out of me! I did
get through both legs without a scratch! Talk about a job that required nerves
of steel! She rinsed her legs and then proceeded to scrub me down again like a
little kid. I wonder if she realized how rough she was scrubbing me?

We got out of the shower, dried off and she put on a pair of my shorts by
mistake. And they actually fit her! Well, kinda. They were really baggy on me
and really tight on her ass! They came to just above my knee on me, but they
looked like some serious short shorts on her! She couldn't button or zip them
either. They weren't long enough in the waist and they just hung there on her
hips unzipped. She said, "Shit, you shrunk my pants!" I reached over and
handed her pants to her. She just said, "Sorry little guy." I looked up at her
and said, "Yeah, about this little guy stuff! I'm 5'9", I'm really not that
tall, but I'm not little either!" She just cupped my chin in her huge hand and
said, "You're a little guy to me sweetie, and you always will be." I guess she
shut me up! We finished getting dressed, walked out into the living room and
were packing our bags together for the beach. At one point when she thought I
was getting something in the other room, she walked by a picture of my mom and
dad. She touched my mom with her long finger and said, "Ooo lady, if you only
knew what I've been doing to your little boy you would probably wig out!" I
walked over to her, asked her what she said and she replied with a big smile,
"Oh, nothing!"

We walked down the stairs and she stopped at the bottom. She told me to stop
before I got to the second to last step. I was standing on the step and she
just chuckled and said, "You're still shorter than me even standing 2 steps up
from me!" Then she kissed me on the forehead and I walked by her. I got into
my Miata and I watched as she stepped over the door still closed, sat down
with her shins rubbing the dash and knees sticking up in the air almost
touching her chin! She reached between her legs, scooted the seat back all the
way. Her knees were still rubbing the dashboard! Her head stuck up about 5 or
6" above the top of the headrest and she had a hard time with the seat belt.
After a few minutes of watching her struggle, I asked her if she was ready.
She just shook her head yes and started cussing my freakin little car! I drove
off and as we were driving she said, "I guess this isn't so bad once you
finally get in! I kind of like the wind blowing in my hair like this. We got
to the beach and she told me to peel my car off her. I got out, opened her
door and helped her get out. We went out to the beach and she attracted so
much attention. We got up a game of volleyball and she showed me her athletic
prowess as a college volleyball player! I kept setting her up and she would
just spike it down hard against the other team. Our team skunked the other
team 4 times in a row! Some of the other players were calling her "Death from
above!" They had a couple of tall guys, well tall to me anyways, about
6'2"-6'5". She just kept hitting the ball at them like it was launched from a
rocket right into their face! They finally got pissed and quit!

After playing volleyball, we swam around in the ocean for a while. Then we got
out to just sit on the beach and watch the sunset. We packed up our stuff and
I drove back to my apt. I'm just glad it didn't rain because I'm not sure if I
could put the top up with her in the car! I wondered what kind of car she
drove; it's been in the shop since we met! We got out of the car and I grabbed
both our bags. She said, "Here, I'll take one," I just smiled and told her
I'll take them. We stood there and argued over who's taking the bags up.
Finally I just said, "I'll take the bags and I don't want to hear anymore!"
She looked me with a mischievous smile and said, "OK, go ahead my little
gentleman. As we were walking up the steps, she picked me up underneath my
arms and carried me to the top of the stairs. When we got to the top she
looked down at me, laughed and said, "Gee, thanks for carrying that big old
heavy bag for a poor little weak girl like me!" I just stood there speechless!
She took the keys out of my hand, opened the door and walked in. I walked in a
few seconds later as I gathered my thoughts after what just happened! She
stood in front of me, bent over, hung her arms over my shoulders and we
kissed. Then she said, "Well, there's still a little unfinished business
before we do anything else." I looked at her strangely and she said, "Weren't
you going to measure me?" I ran over to my toolbox and got out my 8 ft. tape
measure. We measured each other and it seemed to really turn her on. That
posed a question: What do you do when an Amazon gets turned on? Anything she
wants you to do! Anyways I measured her and these were her stats:

Body Measurements: 49-C 35-W 49-H (She refused to get on a scale though!)

Height: 85", 7'1" or 212.5 cm

Inseam: 42", 3'6" or 105 cm

Hands from Wrist to Fingertip: 10 ½" or 26.25 cm

Wingspan from fingertip to fingertip: 83 ½ ", 6'11 ½ " or 208.75 cm

Shoe size: men's size 16 wide, she said it's too hard to find a 17-½ women's
shoe!