Amazon-Sized Hangover
By Spitfire


My head was throbbing with pain as I pried my eyes open to the flood of
light entering the room through the blinds.  As I slowly half-opened one
eye I noticed a wall of flesh in front of me with long brown hair.  I was
lying on my side, spooned against a woman and I was staring at the middle
of her back.  My left arm was pinned underneath of her and she had my right
hand grasped in hers over my head and placed on her breast.  I slowly slid
my foot down her half-bent leg and noticed with my leg straightened out,
the bottom of my foot came to the bottom of her calf.  As I was waking up a
little more, I noticed my left arm felt like a million needles were going
through it.  I tried to let go of her hand but she just grabbed it tighter
and put it back onto her breast.  As I slowly came around, I asked myself,
"Damn! Just how tall is this woman?  And how did I end up with her in bed?"
I then realized we were both naked and kind of, well, sticky and my mouth
tasted like pussy.  I definitely had too much to drink last night!  I don't
remember a thing!  Finally she let go of my hand, rolled over, rose up and
got out of bed.  She put on a robe that barely covered her ass and the
sleeves came up to her elbows.  I grabbed my left arm with my other hand
and tried to get some circulation into it.  Man don't you just hate it when
your arm falls asleep!

    I watched as she walked across the room.  She tried to go through the
doorway and smacked her forehead on the frame!  She let out a few choice
words and then proceeded to go into the bathroom.  My construction
knowledge kicked in for a moment and I thought, Damn! An average doorway is
6'8" and she smacked her forehead on it barefooted!  She had to be at least
7' tall!  She came back into the room rubbing her head, still cussing.  She
crawled back into the bed and pulled me close to her.  It didn't appear
that she had to use much effort to pull me over either!  She had to be the
biggest person, let alone woman I had ever seen, let alone been with!  She
kissed me on the forehead and asked if I were ready for part 2.  I was
speech-less and didn't know what to say.  She just laughed at my
expression, then abruptly stopped and rubbed her head in pain from where
she had bumped it.  She asked, "So little guy, can you cook?"  I told her
that I could make some mean omelets.  "Well go out to the kitchen and cook
some up for us babe", she said.

    I slowly got out of bed.  I felt like I had been beaten up.  I looked
for my clothes and couldn't find anything.  I didn't want to cook without
clothes on.  When the eggs pops it stings if you don't have any clothes on.
 And it could start a brush fire!  She figured I was looking for something
to put on and threw her robe at me to put on.  Man!  Am I sore!  I put the
robe on and it felt like it was full of cactus scratching down my back!
The same robe that barely covered her came down to my knees and the sleeves
covered my hands to the tip of my thumb!  I rolled up the sleeve a little
and walked out to the kitchen.  I washed my hands, opened the refrigerator,
found the eggs & some cheese and began to cook.  As I was cooking she came
out to the kitchen and stood behind me.  I could just feel her huge
presence as she stood there!  She draped her arms over my shoulders, rested
her chin on top of my head.  I could feel her breasts on the back of my
neck and sliding down my back as bent over and she ran her huge hands
inside the robe to rub my chest.    She could touch both of my nipples at
the same time with one hand, her pinkie on one and her thumb on the other!
She whispered in my ear, "Gee you look cute in my robe!" Then she bent over
and squeezed my ass with her hand and walked over to the table.still nude!



    I couldn't help but stare at her as she sat there looking at a
magazine.  Her table had 2x4's nailed to the side of the legs making them
longer so she could fit her long legs under-neath!

I went to get plate from the cupboard and noticed they were on the top
shelf.  I tried to reach them but they were just too high!  She looked up
over her magazine, laughed and said, "Don't tell me I have to get up and
get my own plate!"  I looked around for a stepladder and then I thought,
what would she need with a stepladder?  I finally just climbed on the
counter and got 2 plates down.  She got up from her chair, walked over to
me and gently slapped me on the ass and said, "Didn't your mommy teach you
not to climb on other people's furniture?"  Man!  My ass stung when she did
that, but I know she didn't hit me that hard!  Then she put both omelets on
a plate, and went back to the table, sat down and started eating.

    She looked back out to the kitchen at me and said, "You can make
yourself one too.  I know you must have worked up an appetite from last
night!"  I just stood there with my mouth half open from 1. Getting slapped
in the ass and 2. The fact that she took both 3-egg omelets!  I made myself
an omelet and sat down at the table, gently.  She chuckled, as she looked
at me, tabletop even with my chest, peering up over it like a child.  She
looked over at me and asked, "Could you please get me some orange juice?"
I got up and started to walk out to the kitchen and she lifted her leg up
to the doorway to block me.  She told me to walk around to the other side
of the table.  I figured she had some reason for this, so I humored her and
when I walked by her she lifted up her leg again to block the doorway and
told me to stop.  She reached under the robe and squeezed my ass.  She
chuckled and said, "I just love doing that, now you may get me some orange
juice."  I got her some orange juice and sat down.

    We both finished breakfast, she got up and walked over to me and said,
"Come on, let's get cleaned up.  You can clean up the dishes later."  I got
up slowly and then it sunk in that she told me to do the dishes.  I didn't
say anything to her, but I was going to tell her later that she could do
her own dishes.  I walked into the bathroom, took off my robe and glanced
into the mirror.  I had these huge scrapes down my back, a huge welt in the
shape of a hand on my ass and various bruises all over.  No wonder I felt
like I had been beat up!  She got into the shower and told me to come in
with her.  I got in as she stood toward the back of the shower and I stood
facing her.  She got down on her knees and put both her arms around me and
leaned forward with both her hands on the wall.  She looked up at me and
told me to wash her hair.  Kneeling there on her knees the top of her head
came up to my eyes!  As big as this woman was, I didn't think I should
argue with her!  I complied and started to wash her hair.  She then handed
me a lufa and some body-gel and told me to wash the rest of her.  She
jokingly put her arms over her head and said, "Start with my hands and
arms."  I just looked up and noticed her fingertips were almost touching
the ceiling!  She laughed at my expression and lowered her arms so I could
reach them.  I lathered her up and then stepped over her legs as she
kneeled there to wash her back.  She stood up and stooped under the
showerhead to rinse off.  Then she stood straight up.  I watched her as her
head and shoulders just kept rising and rising above me.  I was standing
there in awe of her.  She stood there, towering in front of me.  She
finally broke my trance when she asked, "Aren't you going to finish me?"  I
stepped back around to the front of her.  I lathered her body up from her
shoulders and down as far as I could reach.   I apparently spent too much
time lathering the breast area because she grabbed my hand and urged me to
move on!  I moved on to her waist, she rinsed then I stooped slightly to
continue lathering her.  All the time she just stood there with a dreamy
expression on her face.  Finally I got down on my knees to wash her lower
legs.  When I got down on my knees I had to look up to see her vagina!
There was definitely a difference in height here!

    I lathered both of her legs and she picked up her foot and put it on my
thigh as I kneeled there.  Her foot was almost as long as my thigh!  She
switched feet and then I stood there looking at her as she rinsed off.  It
seemed like it took me at least half an hour to wash her and I felt as if I
had just washed a car!  She took the lufa out of my hand and told me it was
my turn.  It seemed like a much easier task for her to wash me.  She just
bent over and started scrubbing!  I felt like a kid being washed by his
mom!  And it only took her a few minutes.

    She got out of the shower and I stayed in to rinse off.  I got out of
the shower and looked for the robe I was wearing.  It was gone.  I wrapped
the towel around me and walked around the house looking for my clothes, a
robe or something to put on.  She walked up behind me and pulled the towel
off of me.  She said, "Here, give me that, I have to sort the laundry so we
can wash the clothes."  I thought, what's with this we shit??  I looked at
her and said, "Well what am I supposed to wear!"  She smiled and said,
"Wear your suit, your birthday suit!  I don't know, you're the one that
threw your clothes out of the car window last night!"  She went into the
bedroom and got dressed in a pair of sweatpants and a t-shirt.  As she
walked by me, she threw a pair of her sweat pants to me.  Here, this is the
only thing, besides dresses, I have clean that you could wear.  And then
she laid down on her couch with her lower legs dangling over top of the
arm, picked up her Physics book and started reading.  Then she looked over
at me and said, "You really should start doing the dishes and the laundry
now if you want us to have time to play again later.  I want to play with
you again later!  And I usually get what I want!"  I unfolded the pants and
held them up in front of me.  They were pink! Of all colors!  I put her
pants on and they came up to my chest and still covered my feet with about
6" left over!  She just smirked at me as I rolled the waistband down and
rolled the pants legs up.  I went out into the kitchen, washed the dishes
and then I came back into the living room.  I told her, "Look I didn't mind
cooking for you this morning or even cleaning up the dishes that I dirtied,
but I'm not going to do your laundry!"

    She just got a big smile on her face, got off of the couch, rose up in
front of me.  It was just unbelievable how tall she was!  I was staring her
right in the breasts!  I looked up at her face; she looked back down at me
and said, "Well, I'll make you a deal, you do my laundry and I'll make it
worth your while!  She stooped over, reached down my (well her pants) and
grabbed my penis.  I instantly got a hard on.  She said, "Look, I hate
doing laundry and I have a Physics exam Monday and I'd really appreciate it
if you could help me out, please.  Besides you just put on my last pair of
clean pants.  Saying this as she fondled me.  I couldn't refuse her big
blue eyes and her sweet face!  Plus she could have easily made me do it if
she wanted to.  I told her OK I'll do some, but I have stuff I have to do
too, so I have to go soon.  Then I asked her if she knew where I put my
clothes.  She let me go and then laid back on the couch.  Then she said,
"I told you, you threw them out the car window last night, so you have no
clothes.  Besides it's too far for you to just go out the door and start
walking home.  Another thing, you certainly can't walk down the street in
my pink pants, pulling them up the whole way!  And I did say walk home
because Heather just dropped us off here last night because we were both
too drunk to drive and my car is in the shop.  You'll have to wait until
Heather picks you up and hopefully she'll bring you something to wear."  I
bent over to pick up a pile of clothes and she reached over and pinched me
in the ass.  I looked at her and she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I just
can't resist your cute little butt!"

    I did all of her laundry and brought the last load in from the laundry
room.  I saw her lying on the couch with her legs spread.

She gave me a very seductive look and said, "Come over here and eat me
little boy!"  I complied very willingly, remembering the little "holding
incident" earlier this morning.  I did everything she told me to, and she
came all over my face within minutes.  She picked me up underneath my arms
and pulled me on top of her.  She pulled her pants off me.  She could see
how hard she had made me and she put me inside of her.  She felt so big
inside; I figured I would have a hard time coming.  Just then she spread
her legs even more, grabbed my ass with one hand, put the tip her finger up
my butt and started grinding me on top of her.  I flinched but she just
ignored it.  Within seconds I exploded inside her.  She slid me up her body
and kissed me.  She said, "Gee you taste like me!" and continued to kiss
me.  She could sense me getting hard again and she gently pushed me off of
her, stood up and said, "Take me from behind!" she bent over in front of me
and when I stood up her ass was up to my chest!  She turned around and
looked at me and laughed at the look on my face.  She spread her legs until
she was at my level, held herself up against the wall with one hand and
rubbed her clit with the other.  She was much tighter with her legs spread
so far.  She came again, and she bucked against me as I started to come.
She stood up straight and I hugged her from the back.   She took my hand
and rubbed my fingertips on her nipples.  Then she took my fingers as high
as I could reach, kissed them and said, "Thanks for doing my laundry."  She
let my hand go and turned around.  I was in awe; I had never experienced
anything like it before, well not that I can remember anyways!  I looked up
at her face and she had such a loving look in her eyes.  She was in love;
hell I was in love too!  And I can't even remember this girl's name!

    She asked me if I wanted to get cleaned back up again and then she'd
cook us some lunch.  I just looked up at her in a daze and said, "Uh huh."
She laughed and pointed me towards the bathroom and got back in the shower.
 As I stood there in the shower with the water pouring on my head, I
started to remember what had happened last night:

    I had been to my friend Joe's parties.  I had already drunk 2 bottles
of Mad Dog and Joe got me to do shots of Golden Schlager with him.  I was
pretty well toasted when his sister Heather walked in with one of her
friends from college.  This girl had to duck to get through the doorway!
Everyone was looking at her.  Joe looked me and said, "Man you don't have a
hair on your ass if you don't go over and ask that girl to make out!"  I
said, "That freakin giraffe!  No way!"  Joe said, "She's one of Heather's
friends that's really hard up and Heather will pay you $500.00 to ask her
out" I definitely wasn't turning down $500.00!  I staggered over to
introduce myself.  I looked up at her with my mouth open and said the first
thing that came to mind, "Hi I'm Todd and you're freakin tall!"  She just
looked down at me, reached out to shake my hand, smiled and said, "Hi,
Todd, nice to meet you, but my name isn't freakin tall, its Sonya."  Sonya!
That's her name, Sonya!   Then Heather told me to be nice to Sonya because
she was her best friend.  I asked Sonya if she wanted to make out.  Sonya
laughed and said, "Maybe after I get liquored up a little bit!  But, I have
to warn you; most of the men I make out with when I'm drunk end up in the
hospital.  I tend to get a little wild."  I looked at her and said, "I'm
5'9" 170 lbs of sexual muscle and I can handle myself."  She just laughed
and rolled her eyes and said, "Well I'm 7'1"; I hope you can handle me!

    I led her over to the couch, sat her down, talked with her, told her
all of my best jokes and kept getting both of us glasses of beer.  I swear
she drank about a gallon before she started to feel buzzed.  By now I was
sloshed and I had completely lost all of my inhibitions!  I didn't care
that she was 16" taller than me, I wanted some!  I looked around and
noticed we were the only ones still there other than Joe and his sister.
They had started to clean up.  Joe glanced at me and gave me an evil smile.

    Joe had always been known as kind of an instigator.  He walked over to
me and said, "Well stud, you gonna show this girl what a sexual
tyrannosaurus you are."  Giving into my ego I told him, "I sure am!"  I
went to stand up and I stumbled.  Sonya reached up and grabbed me with one
arm to keep me from falling.  I told her, "See I think I'm falling for you
already!"

Joe said, "Look Todd, you and Sonya are going to have to leave, I have to
clean this place up before my parents get home."  I told him I was too
drunk to drive and threw him my keys.

He said, "I can't drive you, I have to stay here and clean up!"  Just then
Heather volunteered to drive my car back to drop us off.  On the way out to
my car Joe pulled me off to the side and whispered in my ear.  He dared me
to take all of my clothes off and throw them out the window.  Then he told
me that would drive Sonya wild.  I nodded Ok.  Then I stumbled and fell a
few times and finally Sonya just picked me up and poured me into the back
seat, got in and sat in the front.  She moved the seat all the way back and
was still hitting her knees on the dashboard.  Heather asked me where I
lived and I told her on 4th Street. She said, "There's no way I'm driving
on 4th Street this time of night!" I said, "OK, then drive me to Sonya's
house!"  Sonya looked at Heather and told her it would be all right and she
could pick me up tomorrow.  Heather said she wouldn't be able to until she
got back from work at 1:00.  I told her, "That's OK, I probably won't wake
up until around 12:00 anyways!"  As we were riding to Sonya's house, I
remembered what Joe said and after all I had to drink, Sonya started to
look like a goddess!  I started taking my clothes off and throwing them out
the back window.  Heather turned around, yelled and asked me what the hell
I was doing.  I yelled back at her in my best Austin Powers, "Why, do I
make you horny baby!"  She and Sonya both shook their heads and busted out
laughing.  I remember thinking; this is probably why you see clothes and
shoes on the highway!  Heather stopped the car in front of Sonya's house.

    Sonya said, "I'm glad my parents didn't visit me this weekend.  I would
have a hard time explaining to my dad why I'm bringing a naked guy to my
house!"  Then Heather turned around and proceeded in describing her parents
to me.  She said, "Todd, her dad is Samoan and he is about 6'11" and her
mom is Scandinavian and she's 6'8".  I don't think you would stand a chance
against her Dad.  I was struggling to get out of the car, when Sonya just
picked me up, flung me over one shoulder and carried me to the door.  She
used her free hand to unlock the door.  She ducked down but I guess she
forgot she was carrying me and scraped my back against the doorway.  The
pain immediately woke/sobered me up.  She kicked the door closed, carried
me to her bedroom and laid me down gently in the bed.  I remember thinking;
man she's got a huge, soft bed!  She took all of her clothes off, rolled me
over on my back and put her knees on my shoulders to pin me down.  And then
she started rubbing her pussy in my face.  At this point I was too drunk to
argue, so I started licking her.  She came all over me!  It was like
somebody poured a gallon of corn syrup on my face!  She just kept riding my
face and I couldn't breathe!

    Finally after what seemed like hours, she scooted back off of my face
and tried to ride me.  I just wasn't hard.  She tried playing with me, but
nothing worked.  She asked me what I wanted her to do and I jokingly said,
"Why don't you spank me!"  So she sat up and put me over her lap.  She
said, "I hope I don't hurt you!"  Then she started spanking me!  I tried to
get up because it really hurt but she was too strong/I was too drunk I just
couldn't get up.  Just as predicted though, I got hard.  Boy what a raging
hard on!  She picked me up, threw me down on my back and started riding me.
 She grabbed my hand and rubbed my thumb on her clit, then let me rub her
by myself.  She came again and started riding me faster and faster.
Finally I came so hard, I let out a scream.  She covered my mouth with her
huge hand.  Then I passed out and the next thing I remember is waking up
this morning!

    Just then Sonya walked in and laid some clothes on the floor for me.
She said, "Heather brought these over for you."   I'm sorry about lunch, my
parents just called and they're taking me to lunch.  I finished getting
dressed, walked out of the bathroom and Sonya bent down to kiss me as I
walked out with Heather.

    We exchanged phone numbers and told her I would call her.  I also told
her I wanted to get out of here before I ran into her dad.  She said, "I'd
like if you called me and we could go out or something like that. And yeah,
that's a good idea to leave before my dad gets here!"  She stood in the
doorway and waved at me as I walked to the car.  I stopped and said, "Just
let me know if you need your laundry done again!"  She just smiled and
waved.  On the way home I felt really guilty about going out with Sonya for
money and told Heather never to mention the $500.00 bucks.  Then I told her
that she didn't have to pay me because I really liked her.  She just looked
over at me and said, "What $500.00 bucks?"  I just said, "Never mind"...
You know I owe Joe one for this!