Amazon Advice By Spitfire Accentuate the Positive. Eliminate the Negative! I've followed numerous sites about very tall women, or VTW's, as I like to call them. Some women get very offended when you call them an Amazon, so I stopped that habit! But anyways, in case you've never actually been with a very tall woman, here are some pointers on what to do when she's taller than you: 1. Never tell her you want to do it with her because she's so tall! "You want to make love to her because you find her so sexy", is much more appropriate! (The teeth you save could be your own!) 2. 69 is usually pretty hard, but I don't really mind having my inner thighs or knees kissed while giving her some face time! An added bonus, if you do it well, you will have one grateful VTW on your hands! And that is never a bad thing! 3. Don't be afraid to be on the bottom! Women are usually very conscious of hurting you if you're smaller! It will also help bond the two of you due to the fact she knows you trust her enough to be on top! Also, eventually you may like getting roughed up a little; just don't be afraid of a couple little bruises! 4. It's a total thrill for you to be on top! It feels like you're riding a big, high performance motorcycle! Don't even think about trying to reach their lips to kiss her while you're inside her! Just suck on her nipples, this has a good effect also! 5. Don't even think about doing it standing up and facing her! Unless you get a stepstool, the best she could do is squeeze your pecker between her legs. Though it may work if she's a Russian weight lifter or you're a jockey and can pick you up! Standing up however does work if she's facing the other direction with her legs spread.wide! 6. Most VTW's can't fit into those one-piece teddies; their waists are just too long. I've heard them referred to as crotch floss also primitive silk covered torture devices! They usually wear two-piece teddies, which by the way, are much easier to take off! (Well the bottoms are anyways; it may be hard to reach high enough to pull the top over her arms when she's holding them up!) They mostly never will be able to wear one of your dress shirts! (As anything but a shirt that is!) 7. Don't try to make your VTW wear heels unless she wants to! Especially if she is a big boned VTW, her foot is too big/wide to be comfortable in very high heels that only come in regular widths. This will definitely affect her willingness towards you! Besides most VTW's don't need artificial height (heels), they're already tall! 8. The final and most important one! Never, I mean Never! leave a player on base just because you've already gone for home! Even if its against your morals, dignity or nature; do anything you have to just to satisfy her! None of these are worth not satisfying and angering your VTW! And in closing, if you ever come across the book "Amazons and other women I've known", ignore every piece of advice in it! Here are the things the author claimed to know about Amazons: They are very desperate for men, so they're easy to pick up on. Most usually weren't little Daddy's girls so they are less of a pain. Therefore you don't have to give them as much attention. You don't have to treat them as well as other women because they were always made fun of for being so tall, usually never dated and therefore she's just happy to be with a man! She'll never leave you; you can do whatever you want, play golf, watch TV, leave you underwear lying around; you don't have to respect her unless she can beat you up! Nothing could be further from the truth! This guy must have been a total idiot or never actually been with a VTW! You will give a VTW more attention because she will naturally attract more attention! If you don't give her that attention she will find someone else that will! You should treat her with the utmost respect, even if she can't beat you up! You should wake up and consider yourself a very lucky man (VLM?) to have the honor of being in the company of a VTW; they're not exactly a dime a dozen you know! Just because they're tall, it doesn't mean they couldn't have been a little Daddy's girl! They may just have a really big Dad! And don't immediately assume just because they're tall they're desperate and willing to go out with you even though you're 2"-12" shorter than her! If you found her attractive, there's probably some other guy out there 2-4" taller than her that would also! That means you would have to treat her twice as well because most likely she would rather be with someone close to her size unless, of course, she has the exact opposite obsession that I do! Imagine a VTW obsessed with short guys! Please! Lead me to her! Bonus Advice: If you have a very fragile ego, don't even attempt height related sports, i.e. basketball, volleyball or in some cases even wrestling with a VTW! Unless you are an above average athlete, they will badly bruise that male ego with quickness. Be willing to graciously accept loss and remind her of how much better you are than her at another sport. like miniature golf!