Accidentally Married an Amazon By Spitfire I would like to submit this true story of my friend's life as told by him. It all seems like yesterday, but it was more than just a few years ago. It was the summer right before my senior year and I was 17. I was at the county fair with my buddies and we had been drinking. We were sitting in the stands listening to Night Ranger in concert (sorry I'm dating myself here!). Anyways my friend Brad's sister, Natalie, and their new neighbor came over and sat down with us. I always viewed Natalie as a pain, but her neighbor really looked hot, so I figured I'd be nice to Natalie and get in good with their neighbor. In spite of the fact that Natalie was a sophomore this year and she always tried to act cool and hang around us. I said, "Hey Nats what's up." She gave me a surprised look because usually I give her a hard time and call her names. She just said, "Hey Digger!" Then she and her neighbor whispered in each other's ear and laughed. They used to call me Digger in school because these huge guys would always hit me during football games and I'd take a serious digger! Then I'd get right back up. The one thing that you can say about me is that I'm durable! So, uh, Natalie, who's your friend? Natalie said, "This is our new neighbor Sara. She just moved in 2 days ago." I asked Sara if she'd like to sit by me and she got a big smile on her face and said yeah. She sat next to me and I tried my best to impress her. Apparently she wasn't hard to impress, though. She was just impressed that I (a senior) was talking to her (a sophomore)! (Well I assumed she was a sophomore, but more on that later) And I was Mr. Cool with a beat up Firebird! Like I said though, she was hot! Blonde hair, Blue eyes, and a beautiful smile. We stayed until the show was over then we all walked around together, laughing and being loud teenagers. Sara was just the right size for me (well back then anyways). I was 5'8", about 160 and she was 5'4 and about 120 and built like a brick house! Finally Brad and the rest of my buddies got tired of me ignoring them and Brad told me he had to take his sister home. The rest said they were going to the Merriment. A bar where back in the 80's minors could get in pretty easily to drink 2% beer. I told Brad I would take Sara home. He just looked at me and shook his head. I stopped by the convenient store and picked up a 6-pack. I gave Sara some to loosen her up. Unfortunately I only got to second base before she started pleading with me to take her home. I figured I'd play my hand right and take her home and maybe get some another night. She told me her parents were really big and she wouldn't want her dad to beat me up for bringing her home late. Yeah right, I thought. I dropped her off in the alley behind Brad's house. She walked around his house and pretended that was where she came from on the way home. It's a good thing too because her dad was on his front porch waiting on her! We went out 3-4 times a week that summer, using Nats as a go between. We were having sex like rabbits and you know what eventually happens to rabbits.Well it was the first day of school and I found out Sara was actually a freshman! Oh well, we had something pretty good going so it didn't really bother me. At lunch I came over to her and sat down. She had a very upset look on her face. She looked at me with tears in her eyes and said, "Digger, I'm pregnant!" My world just imploded! My college plans went down the crapper. Her parents were going to have me arrested for statutory rape, but I convinced them I would do the honorable thing, marry Sara and take care of our child. It was a very unpleasant situation with her father. He was every bit as big as Sara said he was! He grabbed me and I thought he was going to kill me! He probably would have too if Sara and her mom wouldn't have pulled him off of me! He was 6'8" and her mom was 6'4" and both of them were ready to kill me! Thankfully her mom was a little bit cooler headed than her dad! My parents just stood there and I think they were going to let him kill me! They all weren't just upset because she was pregnant; they were upset because she was only 12! She was able to skip two grades because she was so smart. I felt like scum, but I didn't know she was so young! She looked like she was at least 16! My parents disowned me. They said I ought to go to jail for doing something so stupid! My dad told me that I had to move out and couldn't come back. They told Sara's parents they were very sorry and left. I told her dad I would take care of her somehow and I got a full -time job working after school. Finally I was able to get us an apartment. Shortly after we moved in together she just started eating, I mean eating a lot! But I understood because she was eating for two! This is also when I started to notice subtle changes in her. I noticed that the top of her head now came up past my eyes. When we first met, it was eye level. She was filling out more also, probably due to the pregnancy and she gained about 20 lbs. She noticed I was changing too. I didn't have time to hit the weights anymore and wasn't eating right. I lost about 20 lbs. We now weighed about the same! I asked her if she was getting taller and she said she wasn't sure. I asked her if I could measure her and she told me, "Go ahead I don't care." I measured her and my suspicions were right. She was now 5'6" tall. Over the next few months she continued to get bigger, I mean gain weight and get taller! By Christmas she was able to look at me eye to eye! She grew about 4" in 4 months! She was an eating machine and constantly needed stuff from the store and more clothes than I just could afford. Things were starting to get really stressful for me and I figured I had to do something drastic. I had already sold my plasma just to get her something for Christmas! I couldn't afford to pay all of our bills and then I found out that I could graduate early (in January) and joined the Air Force. I moved Sara back in with her parents until I was done with training. I promised her dad that it was only temporary. I sent her all of my paycheck but the $15.00 I needed for shaving gear and stuff. She was living a lot better with her parents and the added income than with me in that apartment. While in my job school, Sara called me and told me she had broken her leg, was in a cast and had to walk around on crutches. I felt so bad because all of this was my fault. She must have been miserable. She was pregnant, walking on crutches and her husband 100's of miles away. And on top of all of this she was only 12! Finally my Air Force graduation day came and I flew home and was reunited with my wife. It wasn't such a happy reunion though. I had to tell her that the Air Force with its infinite knowledge was sending me to Korea for a year. And she couldn't go with me! She nonetheless greeted me with a big smile at the Airport, still on crutches. She was hunched over on the crutches and she was still able to look me in the eye! We kissed and hugged. I saw her mom poke her dad in the ribs with her elbows. Then her dad walked over and shook my hand. He said he was proud of me and thought I was doing the right thing. It didn't really show on his face though! I overheard Sara's parents talking. Her dad said he still wanted to kill me because they had to take care of my screw-up. Her mom calmed him down and said that I was doing my best and I was taking the best care of her that I could. I did everything I could for her in those 30 days of leave I had with her. She turned 13 while I was there and we had a party for her. Now she was a teenager. It was not that great of a party because of her whole situation. The whole time one thing was bugging me also. She definitely looked bigger and taller and I lost even more weight due to my training. There was little chance I was bigger than her because I weighed 135 now! I went to the doctors with her to get her checkup. He told me she's perfectly healthy and her leg was healing just fine. I asked him what her height and weight was and he said she weighed 185, probably 170 without the cast. It's hard to guess the height with her cast on but she's probably about 5'10"-5'11". She now outweighed me by 35 lbs. and was most likely 2-3 inches taller than me too! The dreaded day came May 20th and I had to leave for Korea. We kissed and she cried as I left for the plane. I felt bad that I had to leave her with her parents again, but her mother reassured me that they knew I was doing my best to take care of her. Her dad just gave waved goodbye. Time crept by as I was over there and we missed each other badly. We wrote to each other every day and called when we could. On the 10th of June I got a message from my commander. He told me I was the proud papa of a healthy 9 lb. baby girl, Amber Renee! I couldn't wait to come home and see her! I couldn't wait to be with my wife again! I called her and talked with her for a few hours. Man, I missed her; I didn't know it was her on the phone at first because her voice sounded a little bit lower. I just figured it was strained because of the labor. A few months later I sent her a birthday card and called her. She sounded the same. I told her she sounded like she had become a woman while I was gone. Later on in the conversation I said, "I wished I could be there for your 14th birthday. Some of the guys heard me say that and they started calling me "Jerry Lee after jerry Lee Lewis!" Some people still don't let me live that one down! Finally my tour was over and I was on my way home. The day before I left I talked to Sara on the phone and she said, "I hope you're not disappointed when you come home, but I've changed a lot. I told her after all we'd been through, I would love her no matter what and I couldn't wait to see her. She sounded thrilled that I was coming back home and said she couldn't wait to see me too. I hadn't seen her or my daughter for a whole year now and I was so anxious on the plane. I couldn't sit still, and it was an 18-hour ride! I got off the plane and started walking through the airport. Suddenly this really tall girl, pushing a stroller grabbed me and just started kissing me! It was Sara! When I realized it was Sara, I embraced her and kissed her back. I almost passed out then and there! She had to be at least 6'2! She was almost as tall as her mom! And she looked gorgeous! She had lost all her baby fat and she told me she was working out. She was built like, wow! This image is permanently burnt in my mind! I picked up my baby girl Amber and I just couldn't believe it. I was a dad! And she was so precious; she looked just like her mom! Her dad was standing there and he shook my hand and said, "Good to see you son." He was obviously the proud grandpa! I guess that was when he quit wanting to kill me! A few days after I got home, my parents un-disowned me. My dad said they just did what they did so I would make something of myself. They also saw their grand daughter for the first time and were really surprised at how tall Sara had gotten since the last time they saw her! Well anyway to make a long story short, Sara finally quit growing at 6'6" when she turned 17. She eventually finished High School and has earned a Doctorate in Psychology. She's now 6'6" and weighs about 220 lbs. I am still 5'8" but built back up to 160 lbs. And it took a while but I have gotten used to her being so much bigger and taller than me. Truthfully, I don't really mind it most of the time, but I never ever could have predicted that I would be this attracted to a woman so much bigger than me. I had always been the biggest and strongest one in the relationship..Until I met Sara that is! Since then, 20 years have gone by and mow I'm a computer engineer. And now I am finally able to take very good care of my wife and my 3 daughters. All of my daughters, by the way are taller than me and I'm very protective of them! Well that's my friend's story; I've heard him tell it so many times! I'm Brad and I've always been jealous of Digger because of his Amazon wife! If I could have only got to the girl next door her before Digger did...