Su's BarRoomBrawl by Sujoan@hotmail.com Hi! We've all heard stories about bar room brawls involving either guys or girls or perhaps both. Well, I was recently involved in a dilly of one and thought you might like to hear about it. In case we haven't met before, my name is Su and I am 52 years old and have been fighting other women for over 20 years. I am 5 foot 8, weigh 145LBS, have short curly brown hair and my measurements are 37d-24-36. At present I am going out with a 30 something fireman named Frank who use to be my daughter Julie's boy friend. We really enjoy each other and he is really into my fighting. Frank and I and another couple were in a local bar that we'd never frequented before on a recent Sunday night. There was a bar maid there that was being a pain in the ass! She was a 40 something slutty looking blonde (is that being too catty???). She was about 5-9, had shoulder length blonde hair, was a bit thicker in the middle than me (okay..she had a little roll!), a set of tits about my 37D size (without benefit of a bra), and was wearing a little denim mini shirt, black platform sandals, a little white top and a blue man's dress shirt as an open jacket. The bar was dead (just the 4 of us and a couple of other folks) and she made herself a pain in the ass and paid particular attention to Frank and his friend Rob. As the four of us continued to sit at the bar and talk, the bar maid (who I later found out was named Donna) joined regularly into our conversation. Laughing at anything the boys said and generally showing off her substantial cleavage and making sure to give the boys a full view of her ass in the short denim skirt by bending over to retrieve several items behind the bar. Ordering another round, Donna practically dropped Chris and my beer down in front of us while gently placing Frank and Rob's in front of them with a big smile and made sure they both got an eyeful of her cleavage. "Anything else?" she asked smiling. "We'll call you if we want anything," I answered coldly. "oh and Honey, stop flashing your tits in my man's face," I said in a tone that I hoped told her it was time to get lost. "What's your problem? The guys seems to be enjoying the view." "My problem is you those cow tits of yours and if you don't get out "them" of my face then I'm gonna be your problem." I answered. "What if I don't want to move....who's gonna make me??? Surely not you???" she replied. "Any time you want.." "How bout now out back?" "Fine...lets do it!" Donna told the other bar tender she was taking a break and the 5 of us headed out to the back alley. It was a small indent off the parking lot and totally private. Donna slipped out of her shirt jack and sandals. I was wearing a pair of cut off jeans and a t-shirt and I just slipped off my sandals. Before I knew it, the big blonde burrier a fist in my stomach which doubled me over, Then she grabbed my hair in her hands and proceeded to knee me twice in the tits. The second time she let go of my hair and I flew back onto the hood of a car. "This shouldn't take long big boy "she purred at Frank and then turned back to me. As she got close I lashed out with my foot and caught her in the stomach. Then I was on my feet and had her in a head lock. I slammed her head twice into a van that was parked there and then threw her up against the van. Groggy from the head slams, she made no challenge when I connected with a couple of punches to her tits and then hit her with a foot in the crotch.. I grabbed her by the hair to pull her up and she head butted me into another car. She flew at me as I fell and caught me with her right knee in my left tit. I screamed out in pain and as I fell to the ground she connected with an open handed slap to my face. She grabbed two handfuls of my hair and started banging the back of my head against a car door. I reached out and grabbed her erect nipples through her blouse and started to squeeze. Now, I was in control! I was able to get her on her feet and while still squeezing her nipples kneed her in the stomach. Then I released her nipples, got her in a head lock and slammed her into the side of the van. I grabbed her as she bounced off and slammed her up against the van, grabbed a handful of her blonde hair and pulled her head back while placing my left knee in her back. I was able to control her this way for a couple of minutes to regain my composure. Then I let go of her hair and her forehead slammed into the side of the van. I waited for the cobwebs to clear in her brain and we turned and faced each other. Slowly we moved towards each other and when we were less than a foot apart we started trading punches. She caught me squarely in my chest while I countered back with a couple of good hard body blows. Finally my punches had more effect on her than her's on me and I was able to finish her off with a couple of devastating blows to her mid section and a double knee to her tits. I left her draped over the hood of a car, slipped on my sandals, and the 4 of us made our exit!