Shannon's Karate Conquest
by Bake McBride


She was the annoying girl with the yellow belt. As a member of my karate
school and a fellowyellow belt I often had to interact and spar lightly
with Shannon. She was 5'6 130 pounds with long brown hair and a great
body. Almost like a fitness pageant body...with not too much muscles but
no body fat. Since our class was small and we were the only two yellow
belts the teacher always paired us up against each other. But we
seemingly weren't in competition with each other either. The spars were
always light spars with no real punches or kicks thrown. Up until last
week. When we went for our orange belt. First off let me tell you about
myself. My name is Pete Walker. I'm 28 years old 5'9 180 pounds. I'm not
thin and I do have a beer gut but I am in shape...sort of. I can't run a
marathon and I get tired when practicing karate or doing other sports but
I'm hardly a couch potato. I take karate to keep in better shape. Now let
me tell you about Shannon. She's 23...and doesn't really speak to me
unless were practicing against each other. I've tried to start
conversations with her but she seems disinterested. That's probably why
last Friday was the worst day of my life. Because of her beauty and her
lack of interest in me I assumed she was sort of a Bitch. I couldn't wait
to get my green belt so I could teach her a lesson. Lisa the Sensei said
that green belts and higher can really spar and that's it. Now Lisa was
younger than me and I didn't really respect her abilities that much. I
mean after all she was 5'2 110 pounds soaking wet and always talked to
the six other girls in class about shopping and girl stuff. I was the
only guy in the class more by luck than by anything else. Most of the
guys took the class an hour later when there was a male Sensei. But I
couldn't because of time constraints. Anyway as we all were stretching
Lisa gave me the news I was hoping to hear. She said that Friday would be
the day we would get our new belts. As we all clapped she paused...and
said well, everybody but one person. We all looked around and then she
spoke. The four higher belts will all move up because you've proved
yourself more than capable with your sparring abilities. But Shannon and
Pete haven't had full contact yet. So on Friday there will be a match and
the winner will be a green and allowed to spar...and the loser will
remain a yellow and not allowed to spar. Me and Shannon looked at each
other with our mouths open and then she spoke. "Lisa (we called her by
her first name) what type of match will this be?" Lisa said, "Full
contact no rules or points. Winner is determined when the loser submits. 
As soon as Lisa said full contact all the girls in the class let out a
holler. They started to high five Shannon. I looked at them and was kind
of pissed. I thought who do they think they are thinking she would beat
me and make me give up. So I said, "Do you always high five the loser?"
All the girl looked at me and then Shannon said something I'll never
forget. "If you don't apologize now...I will make you the janitor of this
place. And further more...I will teach you how to clean the mats." So
then I said something I'll always live to regret. "Well you being a girl
you should definitely know how to clean!!" As I was congratulating myself
on that great line Lisa spoke up. "You know Pete I'll never not accept
your money. And you will always pay me. But it will feel real good when I
hand Shannon the green belt...while your on the floor crying."  I was
stunned. I couldn't believe my Sensei who I freaking paid a lot of money
to was rooting for one of us. Wasn't she supposed to be fair??? Well if
they wanted a war they were getting it. And I wasn't letting a bunch of
girls win. It was time to show them who wore the pants around here. So I
started ranting and raving how a Girl could never beat me. I said that
after I beat Shannon she was going to get the spanking her Dad never gave
her. And then I told her since she wanted to make me be the janitor...she
would be my maid! Shannon was undaunted. She came right to me...nose to
nose and said, "Enjoy now to Thursday...because it's the last time you'll
be a free man. Wimp!!" So as the days to Friday started passing I was
working out like a bodybuilder would. I even took off Wed, Thurs and
Friday to train. Lisa had ordered us to both bring double the cash for
the upcoming year. I didn't know why but she said it was important. As
Friday came I was never so sure yet nervous in my whole life. I was going
to show that Bitch who was Boss. So as I go in to the dojo all the girls
were already there. We were told to dress casual and without our normal
karate gear. So I wore a Wife Beaters T Shirt and shorts. Shannon looked
incredible wearing short white spandex and a matching whit sports bra
that said Girls Kick Ass. Lisa brought us to the middle and started
speaking. "I hope you don't mind guys but I had Krysta bring a
videocamera because I think this will be fun. And in case your wondering
about double the money for the next years training it's because I want to
be paid in full before! e the match so neither one of you quits because
your a sore loser. And since your both so sure your going to win...I
figure the loser should pay for the winner's training. Do you have any
problems with this?" she asked us. We both said we were fine. Lisa
continued..."You know fighting till one of you submits  So Lisa told us
to both go to a different corner and all the girls were screaming for
Shannon. Krysta had the camcorder and me and Shannon had confident smirks
on our faces. Like I said earlier I really didn't know much about Shannon
other than her age, height, and what belt she was in karate. A Yellow
Belt. Which meant she didn't know much and my size would be the
difference. Plus I'm a Man. So when Lisa signaled Go...I decided lets end
rounds 1-4 early and punch her in the face real hard so she'd cry like a
little school girl. So I circled...deked left and through the hardest
punch at this pretty girls face I ever through. It would be the only
right handed punch I threw the entire fight. That's because Shannon not
only blocked the punch but caught my arm and did a flip I was never
taught. When I went flying in the air she held my arm when I landed and
twisted my arm so tight I immediately cried I give up!! Shannon held my
arm but loosened her grip and planted her foot painted with Red Toenail
polish on my chest and said, "What did you say wimp?" I didn't respond to
her since I knew she heard me. Shannon did not take kindly to that. She
twisted my arm which now must have been severely sprained and said, "I
asked you what you said." I screamed in agony, " I GIVE UP!! I GIVE UP!!
I GIVE UP!!!" The class broke down in hysterics as Krysta shouted..."And
the winner at the time of :06 seconds of the first round...SHANNON!!!" I
watched her strut around the dojo high fiving the other girls as I laid
on my back holding my arm. She did a little hop over to me and then put
her right foot on my chest and walked over on top of my body. She
continued this four more times. I was defeated in 6 seconds and
humiliated in the first minute. I couldn't move my right arm and felt
this! queasy feeling in my stomach. My confidence was shot and Shannon 
knew it. As I got up red with embarrassment and fear Shannon came right
up to my face and said, "This will be my best and last offer. Bow down to
me, Kiss my feet and say you give up three more times. Then beg me to
allow you to give up you Pussy. Do it and I will allow it and you will
not be hurt. Do it not and you will kiss my feet and bow down to me
anyway...but I will hurt you like you've never been hurt before." I
didn't know what to do. My right arm told me to bow to her and kiss her
feet. But my damn ego just couldn't let me do it. So I mumbled..."Plss
lets juss..." She said what??? I said, "Nothing." Shannon said, "OK Wimp.
It's your funeral." And it almost proved to be. With that Lisa said round
two starts now...and Shannon came to me. I backed away. She had her fists
up and I was blocking my face with my hands backing away and totally in
fear of her. I finally backed into a wall ^@` and had no where to go. She
smiled and said, "You are a Pussy!" And then she did a round house kick
to my gut followed by a straight right kick to my face. As I slumped to
the ground she put her leg on my throat to stop from falling. And she
said, "Do you have something to say Wimpy?" I said I give up!! "What was
that I couldn't hear you?" I tried to say it again but she put so much
pres! sure on my throat all I could do was gargle...until finally she
released me and I fell to her feet. She put her foot on my defeated head
and I said, "No More Shannon...I give up." Shannon said, "What do you
mean no more? There are still two rounds to go!!!" I said, "Please
Shannon!! You Win. I'll do anything!!" Then Shannon laughed with the rest
of the class and said, "You will do anything Pussy. But first you have
two more beatings left. Remember...it is a best out of 7! She let out a
devilish laugh and said, "Get up WIMP!!" I didn't want to get up but I
didn't want to piss her off. So as soon as Lisa said begin...I got down
to my knees and grabbed one of her legs and hugged it and said, "I GIVE
UP SHANNON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO MORE!!" She laughed and said
OK...three to nothing me and I was relieved. Until she twisted around and
gave me a kick to the face knocking out two of my teeth. I was done.
Finished. I just wanted to leave the dojo and never come back. As the
tears rolled down my eyes and the blood rolled out of my mouth Shannon
spoke to me. "You know being a yellow belt in karate is nice. But I'm so
glad I'm a black belt in jujitsu!!" I couldn't believe it. Shannon had
suckered me the whole time. And it was about to get worse. Lisa spoke up
and said, "Sensei Shannon...when do you think you'll give me my green
belt test in jujitsu.?" Shannon smiled. I was suckered by Lisa and
probably the rest of them the whole time. They knew this would happen and
were enjoying themselves. As I cried on the floor Shannon did some poses
on my prone body. She did double biceps poses. She did sexy poses. She
did whatever she wanted. And I just laid there in awe of her and her
power. Finally she stopped and said, "Wimp if you don't get up now and
start round four...your in some trouble." I got up. I don't know how but
I did. I refused to do anything. I had accepted my fate. Shannon took me
by my shirt...smacked my face with her right hand back and forth 40 times
or so. I screamed my submission and then she pushed her right index
finger onto my forehead so I would fall down. I did. The girls clapped
and congratulated her. Krysta announced, "And the winner 4 rounds to
Nothing...Shannon the Dominator...over Pete the Pussy!!" Shannon posed
some more...than she spit on my face. She said, "Kiss" and put her foot
by my mouth. I kissed like I never kissed before. I kissed her other
foot. Then she put her ass by my face and said, "Kiss." I did. Then she
sat on my chest...laughed and spit right on my face. She said, "Wimp...I
want you to thank me for your spit and ask me to do it again." I did what
she said and the vicious cycle continued for five minutes till my face
was covered with her spit. She got up rubbed her foot all over my spit
covered face and said, "Thanks Wimp for paying for me this year. And
thanks for being our janitor. It doesn't pay well...in fact you have to
bring 20 bucks to class three times a week for the privilege. But at
least I'll give you a free lesson on how to clean. With that she grabbed
my face and rubbed my face against every inch of that room so all the
dirt and dust would be cleaned with my face. I was humiliated. But at
least I knew I would never see her again because I sure wasn't coming
back. I knew that much. Until Shannon said..."Oh Yeah Pete...in case you
think that you just will leave us and never come back...just remember the
tape. And who we can show it to. With that she took out the address book
of five friends and family members that we all had to give in order to
take the class in case something happened. Shannon said, "I'm sure all
your friends and family would get a kick out of seeing a girl beat your
ass so bad!! Now crawl out of here and come back Monday!! You have a lot
of cleaning to do!!" And Krysta shouted out..."Yeah Wimp...and don't
forget our 20 bucks!! We girls need to party you know!!"The End