Poem
By Lady Luck


She was a pretty English lady with martial arts skills
With punches, kicks and judo throws, she gave so many thrills
One dark night in a backstreet alley, she was set upon
By four tough guys, or so they thought, she decked them one by one
A kick to the stomach and then a superb right hook to his jaw
A knee in his balls and a punch to his head, put the first thug on the floor
Then spinning round like a ballerina, she faced the second lout
He swung a fist, she ducked, he missed. She smiled then punched him out
The third one aimed a kick at her and she replied in kind
Her left boot thudded to his head and almost blew his mind
She followed up with a stinging right and then began to dance
Then she caught him with a stunning left ad he almost wet his pants
As he staggered back she sprang at him, he was so scared he froze
Then she dropped him with a super punch that broke his fucking nose
The last thug stood there petrified, then dropped onto his knees
He begged her not to touch him, "Please don't hurt me, please!"
"You men are so pathetic, you think that you're so tough
Four of you to fight one woman, and that's just not enough
For women are so superior, of that there is no doubt"
And she dragged him up to face her, then she knocked the man clean out!