Be Careful What You Wish For by Bernie Klein 5/27/02 It is assumed that wishes are fantasy and that magic does not exsit. That they were created to explain what science at the time could not. Well if that is the case then what you are about to read is a hoax and did not happen but that is not the way it happen. My name is John Knart and I am 21 and I am not crazy as the doctors would have you beleve. Here is my side of the story as per how it happened. Lets go back a few weeks to April 7, 2002. My girlfriend had just broken up with me and I thought to myself why is it that nice guys always have to finish last. Why can’t I meet an nice girl? I don’t care if she is a super model as long as she is just a nice girl. As I was walking thruogh the city park it was a gloomy kind of day and I had noticed that is was getting ready to rain. The odd thing was that the weather forcast did not call for any rain. In fact the forcast said that it would be sunny with a high of 98 degrees. And then all of the wierd stuff started to happen the wind started to blow and not just a gentle breeze but a ferce gust of wind. I ran to shelter under one of the many tunnel through out the park. Inside I notced a young lady had seeked refuge in the shelter as well I would have to say she was not the best looking girl I have ever seen but who cares I was just tring to get out of the storm. I looked over to her and said "This is some strange weather we are haveing?" She replyed "Yes it is strange. Hi my name is Patty. I know it is a kinda odd meeting place but might as well get to know each other we could be here a while." I thought to my self good point. I said "My name is John. So Patty what brings you to the park today?" She said "I needed to get out of the house you see I am tring to get more active and I thought a walk through the park might do it." Just then a very strong breeze riped through the tunnel and pushed me into Patty and knocked her down. I kinda blushed beacuse of the way I landed on top of her. She kinda smiled and then said why John I hardley know you and I got off of her. We talked for a few more minunites and then as suddenlly as the storm came it went away and it was a clear day again. When we walked out of the tunnel there was debris everywhere and to tell you the truth it looked like a tornado had ripped through the park. As we were making our way through the park Patty asked me if I would like to go to dinner with her sometime and how could I refuse such a charming young lady. Ok for the record Patty was a fair skinned cacusian woman who stoud 5’5" tall and looked to weigh about l7Olbs. Like I said as we walked through the park we noticed something out of the useual. I went over to get a close look and it was a jewel. It was a pefect cut ruby and it abuost glowed when I picked it up I showed it to Patty. I said "This is odd I wonder where it came from it is almost like it fell out of the sky." Patty said "Well it sure is pretty I bet someone walking through the park droped it or something." I replyed but saying "Yeah like that happened like me droping a Hundred dollar bill into my pocket. Things like that don’t happen this is too weird." Patty took the strang jewel and put it in her pocket and said I will find out who it belongs to. I will trun it into the police lost and found. We parted ways and before Patty left my sight she said "About dinner call me tonght" and she gave me her phone number and I thought to to myself what the hell she was cute. As I was walking home I got a liffle hungry and I knew I did not have any money, but I checked my pockets anyway to see if I had any spare change and to my amazament there was crisp new one hundred dollar bill in my pocket. I said what the hell is this real. I went into the nearest fast food joint Burger "R" Us and ordered the #5 combo and paid with the hundred dollar bill to see if it was real sure enough it was. Weird day so far huh. Patty arrived home to her little apartment on the east side of town. It was one of those one bedroom deals with a kitchen and dinning area not to big good thing it was first floor apartment. Or else she would have to walk up those long stairs to the next floor and she hated to exersice. No sooner than she walked though the door when I called her to tell her what happened we laughed a bit and I thought to my self I think I like this woman. So I set up the date 9pm outside of Sh’e Larry’s on Oak Ave. She said great see you there. Now here is where the weird stuff happenes. While Patty was tring on her closet as I sopose all ladies do when they are getting ready for a date she kinda glance at her body and thought to herself man I wish I had a better body. She had almost forgotten about the ruby when she looked over to the desk and saw it there. She picked it up and said what is the harm of holding onto you noboby has said anything and you know if you were worth any thing there would have been a report when I called to ask. Once again she looked at her body in the mirror and this time she said out loud "I wish I had a better, bigger and more beautiful body." The rubby began to glow a little bit in her hand and then stoped she did not even notice it. She felt a warm sensation flow through her body and she dismised it as the A/C kicking on and venting a little warm air. About 20 min later she was at the resturant with John and they enjoying a nice meal when I asked "My good I don’t know why but you look a lot better then you did this afternoon." She said "Really! You are just saying that." "No" I said "You realy do look different you look better." Excuse me" she said as she got up and went to the restroom. When she got to the restroom she looked in the minor and sure enough something was different her complection has changed she did look better almost like her skin was brighter and her hair it seemed longer but it was shinny and healthy it almost looked like it was changing colors before her eyes. It was it changed from dark brown to light brown in a matter of seconds. What is going on she thought to herself. Then her dress which before was being held on my her wonder bra started to look different. But why was this happing to me? She left the restroom and asked me if we could step out and go somewhere not quite public. I thought to myself what is going on she wants to leave this is a little fast for me but what the hell how can I turn down this beautiful woman and I do mean beautiful she looked even better then before she went to the restroom. We left the resturant and went back to my house by the time we got there she had to tak eoff her shoes because they were hurting her so bad. I asked her "Are you okay?" she said "I don’t know something is happing to me and I can’t stop it." Then it happened her wonder bra lost it’s support s her beasts poped the stap and they poped out and holy shit they were huge like two vollyballs were in her now super tight dress and she was taller too I would say she was getting bigger. She stoped growing at about 6’ 5" tall and wow what a women she had muscle tone like I have only seen in body builders but she had a very femaninan body. I asked her "What err how did you do that?" " I don’t know it just happened" she said. Thats when I thought about earlier with the hundred dollar bill and how he was hold that srange ruby when he made the remark. "Where did you put that ruby?" I asked. "It is in my purse" which she was still was holding in her hand. "Why do you ask?" she said. "I don’t know why but I thinks it grants wishes " he said. Grants wishes she thought that would explain it she thought. "Lets see if it works." She said. "What do you think you are doing Patty" John said. "Having a little fun John I like you and I think we could make a very good couple, but I think you might need help in a certin department." She said. I replied "What do you mean?" she wispered something into her purse and pulled out the ruby it glowed a little bit and then it stoped. I felt a strange warm sensation flow through my body and before I could ask what she did I already knew the answer. As I took a step back I looked down at my pants and notcied that my buldge I had was bigger and all of the sudden I felt my pants start to rip under the pressure and my legs were reveled they looked stronger and all of the sudden my anns were bigger too and my well my manhood had grown about 7 inches. I asked her "Did you wish for this?" She said "Yes why, You don’t like it I think it is sexy as hell." "Well" I said" I don like it but why 7 inches longer?" "OK" she said "I wish that you could keep that monster hard forever no matter how long you have sex." Again that warm fuzzy feeling happened again to me and my manhood got rock hard and stayed that wat but it was different it was thicker and long again. She said "Come on by let take it for a test drive." After 5 hours of amanzing sex she got tired and I felt like I could go another 5 hours. When I got up I asked her to put it back to way it was and she said sure and she wished it back to way it was with to exception of the staying power she gave me. But something wa differnet with her my 6’5" woman looked taller yet again I shook it off as just having sex too long. But I was right as she got up to go to the bathroom she hit her head on the door frame my god that is a 7’ foot clearance. She felt the wave of warmth happen again and this time the growth was more rapid she doubled in size in just under 3 mins and my little apartment was even smaller now and then I heard the roof start to crack as she grew to be about 50ft tall and man what a woman. She got up and all she could do wa to try and keep her breats from being seem was cover them up with her huge hands. I yelled to her where is the ruby she said in a booming voice "in my purse". I found her purse and quicky wised her back to normal and that I never want to see that cursid ruby again and sure enough the ruby disappeared and Patty returned to normal size and then when the police arrived they arrested me for distrucion of proptery and I tried to tell them what happend and all they did was have me commited to this santarium. I am not crary ask patty she will tell you, come to think of it where is Patty? You don’t supppose that Patty was my first wish I made when I was walking thur the park I kept on thinking I wanted to meet a nice girl. Oh I am so confused call th doctor and get me more medication. "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR YOU MIGHT GET IT" "John did will you."