I Am Woman - A Poem 
by Lady Luck


You undress me with your eyes
And you think I'm just your prize
But I see through your disguise
You make me sick
When you're out there with "the guys"
You insult me with your lies
You're the man that I despise
You little prick
You're obnoxious, loud and lewd
You're discourteous and rude
Disrespectful and so crude
Yet think you're cool
Oh you really think you're "it"
When you swear and curse and spit
But you're just a little shit
You witless tool!
You are really such a bore
I'd like to punch you on the jaw
And knock you to the floor
You also-ran
Then I want to see you crawl
As I stand up strong and tall
For I am woman and, after all
You're just a man!