The World Strongest Woman
Son Gohan sat in his bedroom, reading Chapter V in his Science
Book for the twelfth time already, with a big smile on his face.
He could hardly sense his mother’s ki right behind him.
“TURN THAT PAGE NOW!” yelled Chi-Chi. Frightened, Gohan went
Super Saiyajin without realizing it, and immediately turned
the page.
“Aw, Mom! I was doing my homework!” protested Gohan.
“ON CHAPTER FIVE?” cried Chi-Chi. “HUMAN REPRODUCTION?”
“Yes! Really! That’s our homework!” cried Gohan.
“I’ll have to have a talk with your teacher about this,” said
Chi-Chi. “Now go eat your dinner.”
“Yes, Mother,” said Gohan as he scurried to the dining room. He
was about to return to his normal form when he saw his father,
in Super Saiyajin form.
“Gohan, don’t go out of Super Saiyajin,” said Gokou. “Remember,
we still have to train for the Cell Game.”
“Right,” said Gohan.
Gokou turned to face his wife. “Chi-”
“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, GOKOU!” snapped Chi-Chi. “Hang your
head in shame!”
“Yes, Dear,” said Gokou. “As usual, Dear.”
“I’d punch your lights out if you weren’t a Super Saiyajin,”
said Chi-Chi.
This brought no relief to Son Gokou, because the stronger he
was, the more of an idle excuse Chi-Chi had. Once it was “I’d
punch your lights out if you couldn’t do that damned Kamehame
Ha!” or “I’d punch your lights out if it weren’t for that
Kaiouhken!” But Chi-Chi had learned to do both of those attacks.
Who’s to say that she couldn’t go Super Saiyajin as well?
Gokou knew that Chi-Chi was far weaker than he was, but she had
incredible intimidation techniques, such as her forceful demeanor,
her loud voice, and her constant refusal to sex. Why, Chi-Chi
was so frightening that she might one day just order herself to
go Super Saiyajin, no matter how utterly impossible it was.
Gokou had begun to seriously contemplate bringing Chi-Chi to the
Cell Game, but unfortunately, Chi-Chi refused to fight unless
it conflicted with Gohan’s studies.
Still, Gokou could always sense that there was some sort of
hidden power that Chi-Chi possessed. Gohan had done many things
to show his true power, and at times it was uncertain whether it
was his human side that brought out this hidden strength or if
it was his Saiyajin side. Gokou was quite certain that Chi-Chi
was more powerful than she let on, but she refused to show any
sign of her primitive instincts.
Chi-Chi definitely had some
sort of hidden power, because it was Gohan’s human side that was
the root of most of his power. Still, Trunks was half-human
half-Saiyajin, and he did not display the same kind of power
that Gohan did. Could it have been because Bulma was not
a fighter? Could it have been mostly Chi-Chi’s strength that
made Gohan what he was?
Son Gokou was quite certain that his wife Chi-Chi was in fact…
DRAGONBALL Z: THE WORLD’S STRONGEST
WOMAN
By: L. Curtis Totty
“SHENLON! COME OUT OF THE DRAGONBALLS NOW! I HAVE COME TO MAKE
MY WISH!”
The Eternal Dragon appeared out of the Dragonballs that had been
collected, and floated, towering over what appeared to be a robot.
But Shenlon was not at all a discriminatory entity, and so
asked his famous question:
“I AM SHENLON, THE ETERNAL DRAGON, AND SHALL GRANT ANY ONE
WISH! JUST TELL ME IT, AND I SHALL MAKE IT SO!”
“SHENLON! MANY YEARS AGO MY MASTER’S BODY WAS DESTROYED,
LEAVING ONLY HIS BRAIN ALIVE, WHICH WAS LATER DESTROYED AS
WELL! PLEASE REVIVE HIM TO HIS ORIGINAL STATE BEFORE HIS BODY
WAS DESTROYED!”
“SO BE IT! YOUR WISH IS GRANTED! YOUR BODY SHALL BE RETURNED!
FAREWELL!”
Suddenly, a bright light flashed, and the robot found itself
before its master, who was now much more powerful.
“Yes. Yes! YES! This is perfect! It’s a good thing I
programmed this robot to collect the Dragonballs and wish me back!
Now I shall have my revenge on you Son Gokou! AHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAH!”
“WHERE’S GOHAN!” cried Chi-Chi. “IT’S 9:00 PM! WHY ISN’T HE
HOME FROM SCHOOL YET?”
“I think he said something about going to some sort of study
session with some friends of his for a big Science Exam,” said Gokou.
“THAT’S A LIE! HE’S PROBABLY OFF CAVORTING WITH HIS DRUG-
DEALING FRIENDS!” cried Chi-Chi. “OR MAYBE YOUR DRUG-
DEALING FRIENDS!”
“Chi-Chi, calm down,” said Gokou, as he rose from his
chair. “Gohan contacted me telepathically, and asked me if he
could go to a study session after school. I’m sure he’s fine!”
“Gokou, you’ve got to go and find him!” said Chi-Chi.
“All right, Chi-Chi! I’ll go to the Capsule Corporation
Headquarters and bring Gohan home!” said Gokou.
He walked out of his house, and flew off towards the city.
Son Gohan arrived at the Capsule Corporation Headquarters, and
looked around. “Hey, no one’s here!”
“Hi, Gohan!” Gohan turned around, and saw the new girl from
school, Lilly.
“Lilly? Where is everyone else?” asked Gohan.
“They couldn’t come, so we’ll have to study ourselves!” said Lilly.
“Hmm…looks like the Capsule Corporation is closed for the day,”
said Gohan. “Now, how are we supposed to research for the report
on the Reproductive System?”
“Hey, I know!” said Lilly.
“What?” asked Gohan.
“There’s this filmstrip about it at the Ultraplex Theatre!” said
Lilly. “We can go there and get our research!”
“Okay,” said Gohan. “That sounds like a good idea.”
About half an hour after Gohan flew Lilly to the Ultraplex
Theatre, Son Gokou arrived, with a worried look on his face.
“That’s weird,” he said. “Where is everyone…AAHH!”
“Gokou and Gohan still aren’t back,” said Chi-Chi. “Which means
that Gohan went somewhere else, and Gokou couldn’t find him.
Oh well, I guess that sometimes you just have to take matters
into your own hands.”
“Now, where could Gohan be?” thought Chi-Chi. “Of course. He
must’ve gone to Kame House!” Chi-Chi ran off to her air-car,
and flew towards the home of Mutenroshi, hoping to find her son.
“Hey, look everyone!” shouted Yamucha. “It’s Chi-Chi!”
“Chi-Chi?” asked Kurilin. “What in the world is she doing here?”
Chi-Chi jumped out of her air-car just as if it were Gokou’s Kintoun.
“RETURN MY GOHAN!” yelled Chi-Chi.
“Oh no! She thinks Gohan is here!” cried Vegeta. “We’re in for
it, now!”
Chi-Chi landed in front of Kurilin, Yamucha, Bulma, Mutenroshi,
and Vegeta, facing them with a look of anger in her eyes.
“Chi-Chi? What are you doing here?” asked Mutenroshi.
“I’ve come for Gohan! Where is he?” asked Chi-Chi. “I know
he’s probably come here to escape studying! Where is he?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about! Gohan isn’t here!”
shouted Mutenroshi.
Suddenly, a bright light descended from the sky. Upon landing
on the ground, it took the form of a human being.
“Ox King?” asked Yamucha.
“Kamesennin, I’ve come to challenge you to a martial arts
fight! I’ve been training for the chance to finally defeat you
in battle!”
“Father, this doesn’t concern you!” said Chi-Chi.
“You haven’t changed a bit, have you Chi-Chi?” asked Ox King.
“Humph,” said Chi-Chi. Suddenly, she saw an opportunity! She
bounced off of Ox King’s chest and rushed into Kame House.
“Stop her before she gets too far!” cried Vegeta.
“Wait a minute,” said Yamucha. “What do we have to hide?”
“Well, if we don’t do something, there’ll be no exciting fight scene!”
said Kurilin.
“I guess you’re right!” said Yamucha.
Chi-Chi ran to the back of Kame House, and saw a large carpet
that hadn’t been there the last time she had visited.
She threw it off, and discovered a trap door beneath it.
Chi-Chi opened the door to find a long staircase.
“THERE SHE IS!” yelled Vegeta. “AFTER HER!”
Chi-Chi quickly ran down the staircase into the hidden basement
of Kame House. She had no time to examine her surroundings
fully, for Mutenroshi’s henchmen were right behind her. All
she knew was that she was in what looked like a library of some
sort. She turned around, and saw Yamucha, Kurilin, and Vegeta
right in front of her.
“Let’s get her!” said Yamucha.
He and Kurilin rushed towards Chi-Chi while Vegeta stayed back,
and began to power up. Yamucha and Kurilin suddenly began to
rapidly punch and kick Chi-Chi with incredible speed. She
managed to dodge every attack.
“Come on! Is this your best?” asked Chi-Chi.
Kurilin and Yamucha began to attack even faster than before, but
it wasn’t enough to take down the PMS Princess. “Enough games!
It’s time for me to show you my true power!
KAIOUHKEN!”
Suddenly, a large red flame enveloped Chi-Chi’s body, and she
assumed the offensive! She started to rapidly punch and kick
Yamucha and Kurilin, who took every single blow in horrible
pain.
Vegeta was stunned.
“I’m stunned,” said Vegeta. “Where did she get such power? No
matter, I’m still much stronger than her!”
Chi-Chi swung her legs at Kurilin and Yamucha from opposite
directions, crushing their heads together. She then put her
legs together, and kicked the two Z-Fighters in opposite
directions.
“My, can she spread her legs,” said Vegeta, who unwillingly went
Super Saiyajin. “Uh…okay, are you ready to take me on?”
“BRINGITON!” shouted Chi-Chi.
“Okay,” said Vegeta. “You asked for it!
“BIG BANG ATTACK!”
Vegeta fired his signature ki blast at Chi-Chi, who didn’t even
flinch as it came rushing towards her.
“DOUBLE KAIOUHKEN! KAMEHAME HA!”
Chi-Chi fired an enormous energy beam at Vegeta’s beam. Chi-
Chi’s blast easily cut through Vegeta’s like a hot knife
through butter.
“YAAAAAHHHHH!” cried Vegeta. He was knocked into the far wall,
which caused several bookcases to come crashing down to the
ground. Chi-Chi looked at what fell at her feet.
“PORNO MAGAZINES?” cried Chi-Chi. “YOU MORONS WERE TRYING TO PROTECT AN ENTIRE
LIBRARY OF PORNO MAGAZINES?”
“Hey, those are pretty important,” said Kurilin. “We need those
to stay alive!”
Disgusted, Chi-Chi walked back up to the first floor, and out of
Kame House, where she saw Mutenroshi and Ox King fighting.
Ox King
slowly punched at Mutenroshi, but he was too slow for Mutenroshi,
and missed. Mutenroshi slowly back-flipped backward to escape
Ox King. Ox King ran around to where he expected Mutenroshi to
stop flipping, huffing and puffing.
“How did you get over here so fast?” asked Mutenroshi.
“Just…a…little something…I learned from…Tom Green,” huffed Ox
King. “Oh God, I’m old.”
“…” said Chi-Chi. “Meh.” She climbed back into her air-car and
flew away.
Chi-Chi found herself inside a large forest. “I’m sure that
Gohan is with that Higher Dragon of his!” Unfortunately, Chi-
Chi realized that she had arrived during Higher Dragon mating
season: the most enjoyable part of the season. Chi-Chi threw
up and left.
“Okay, that was disturbing,” thought Chi-Chi, speeding towards
the Sahara Desert. “I bet I know where Gohan is, though.”
“PICCOLO!” yelled Chi-Chi. The Super Namek-Seijin meditated in
midair, completely ignoring Chi-Chi. Finally, Piccolo could
no longer stand Chi-Chi’s annoying voice, and so opened his
eyes to see a pissed-off woman standing on the hood of an air-car.
“Gohan isn’t here,” said Piccolo.
“How do you know I’m trying to find Gohan?” asked Chi-Chi.
“Because it’s almost 10:00 at night, and you’re the only human
being crazy enough to be out here at this hour,” said Piccolo.
“What about you?” asked Chi-Chi.
“I’m not a human being,” replied Piccolo. “Besides, I know you
would want Gohan to be at home studying.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because that’s all you care about,” said Piccolo.
“As a matter of fact, I’m not looking for Gohan!” said Chi-Chi.
She refused to give Piccolo the satisfaction of knowing her as
much as she knew herself. “I’m uh…trying to find Gokou?”
“You? Caring about Son? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAH!” laughed Piccolo. “Oh yeah…that’s rich.
Now then, Chi-Chi, I…Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi? Where’d she go?”
Son Gohan reverted from Super Saiyajin so that he wouldn’t
brighten up the theatre as he entered, and sat down in his
seat. Lilly took hers, as well. “Um…Lilly?” asked Gohan.
“Yes?” asked Lilly.
“This isn’t your seat,” said Gohan.
“How do you know?” asked Lilly.
“Because it’s mine,” said Gohan.
“Oops! Silly me,” said Lilly. She continued to sit on Gohan’s lap.
…
Gohan went Super Saiyajin again, unwillingly.
“Okay, Chi-Chi! Think,” thought Chi-Chi. “It’s 10:00 at
night. Do you know where your son is?
“Okay, okay, okay! All right. Where do all the cool kids go to
hang out when it’s past their curfew?”
“THE PUBLIC LIBRARY!” shouted Chi-Chi, as she landed her air-car
in the library parking lot. “GOHAN’S SURE TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!”
…
“Crap,” said Chi-Chi, as tumbleweed rolled along the ground.
“Am I so out of touch with the interests of youth today?”
thought Chi-Chi. “No! No! Impossible, it’s the children who
are wrong!”
“Well, if Gohan isn’t at the library, then he must be…” Chi-Chi
began to think. “AT A STRIP BAR!”
“Gohan, let’s go get some popcorn,” said Lilly.
“All right,” said Gohan. The two of them walked out of the
theatre, and just as he pulled out his money, he felt a sharp
push, and found himself in the women’s bathroom on the sofa.
“Lilly, what are you -” Gohan was silenced by Lilly’s long kiss.
Suddenly, Gohan went Super Saiyajin again, pushing Lilly
off of him.
“How did your hair become black and then blonde again?” asked Lilly.
“My hair is usually black,” said Gohan. “I’m a Super Saiyajin
now. I guess you’ve only seen me in this form.”
“He never said anything about such power!” cried Lilly.
“Who?” asked Gohan. “Lilly, what’s going on?”
“Nothing,” said Lilly. Suddenly, she pulled out a small object,
which she put on Gohan’s face.
“Lilly? What’s going on…” Gohan suddenly reverted to his normal
form and passed out. Lilly had just erased most of Gohan’s ki.
She then picked up a cell-phone, and dialed a number.
“Hello, Doctor?” asked Lilly. “The fox is in the den.”
“This is the last place my son could be,” said Chi-Chi. “If he
isn’t at the library studying then he’s being a terribly
disobedient delinquent!”
Chi-Chi walked into the House of Dragonballs, trying to find
Gohan. He saw nothing but women performing exotic dances. She
then overheard some people talking behind her back, but she
paid no attention.
“We got that blonde boy good…well, well, well! Look what just
walked in!”
“I can’t find Gohan or Gokou’s ki’s anywhere!” said Chi-Chi.
“Lost your keys, ma’am?” said a gruff voice.
“What?” asked Chi-Chi.
“Don’t worry, little missy!” said the male offender. “They’re
always in the last place you expect…your back pocket!”
Chi-Chi turned around. “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME!”
“Ooh…feisty!” said the guy. “I’m Deck! What’s your name, baby?”
“I’m Chi-Chi, the wife of Son Gokou!” said Chi-Chi.
“Hey, isn’t the name of the guy we…”
“SHUT UP, ROCK!” yelled Deck. “So…Chi-Chi…how’d you like to get
down with a real man?”
“I’ve got a real man,” said Chi-Chi. “And I don’t have time to
deal with boys like you!”
“Ooh, Deck! She played you out!” said one of Deck’s friends.
“SHUT UP, HANK!” yelled Deck. “Now I know who you are. You’re
the chick the boss told us to get!”
“What?” asked Chi-Chi.
“Yeah!” said Hank. “Said something about you being some sort of
martial-arts chick! HIYAH! I broke a nail! OWWW!”
“And I think I broke a tooth,” said Chi-Chi, as Hank collapsed
on the ground.
“Care to take this outside?” asked Rock.
“Gladly,” said Chi-Chi. She stepped closer to Rock, and put her
hands on her chest.
“Uh oh, Rock! Looks like she’s coming onto -”
“AAAAAHHHHH!” cried Rock, as he went flying out of the bar.
“ –You…” said Deck.
“I guess I pushed him up for commitment faster than he could
handle,” said Chi-Chi.
“Okay, that’s enough,” said Deck. He pulled something out of
his pocket, which looked like a box of Capsules. He pulled
one out, and swallowed it. “Okay, Chi-Chi. Give me your best shot!”
Chi-Chi threw a punch at Deck, who took it full on the
chin.
“Ha! See? I’m unstoppable!” said Deck, as he collapsed on the ground.
“HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!” yelled Rock from outside. He stuck a few
more pills in his mouth and began to power up his ki, creating
a large white energy around his body.
“Okay,” said Chi-Chi. “Let’s get it on!
TRIPLE KAIOUHKEN!”
Chi-Chi dashed towards Rock, throwing a punch at his face. Rock
quickly caught her fist, but Chi-Chi began to rapidly kick Rock
in the stomach, until the brute finally released his hold on
Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi threw her other fist at Rock’s jaw, knocking him
down. She then jumped onto his stomach, and was boosted into
the air.
“These guys use some sort of drugs to increase their ki. Too bad
it’s not enough!”
“KAIOUHKEN x 5! KAMEHAME HA!”
Rock, still lying on the ground, retaliated with a beam of his
own. He and Chi-Chi were locked in a heated blast duel, with
neither one of them appearing to gain an advantage. Suddenly,
out of the corner of his eye, Chi-Chi saw Hank flying towards her.
Chi-Chi flew farther up into the sky, still firing down at
Rock. Hank ended up in the line of fire of Chi-Chi’s blast,
as well as Rock’s. After being crushed between the two blasts,
Rock finally stopped torturing his friend, and Chi-Chi’s beam
pushed Hank down into Rock.
Chi-Chi landed on the ground, standing over them.
“I would’ve loved to go out with one of you guys, but it looks
like you’ve got your hands full!” Suddenly, Chi-Chi began to
block several of Deck’s punches, backing her up. She decided she
had had enough, and with one swift punch, Deck was sliding on
the ground into the pile of jerks
Chi-Chi began to run towards them at an incredible speed. The
three junkies got up, and dashed away, surrounding Chi-Chi.
They quickly took more pills, and once again began to attack Chi-Chi.
“KAIOUHKEN x 10!”
Chi-Chi tried as hard as she could to block the attacks of her
offenders, but they had taken so much of their super-powerful
pills. And with the three of them working together,
Chi-Chi didn’t stand a chance.
Chi-Chi awoke to find herself laying on top of a large bed,
wearing a strange new outfit, which left very little to the
imagination (but you have to use your imagination, because this
is a fan-fiction, and you can’t see it, so “Hahah!”).
“So you’ve awakened,” said a deep voice.
“Who are you?” asked Chi-Chi. “Who’s there?”
A tall, redheaded man with appealing features walked into the
room dressed in a lab coat. “You’re even more beautiful than
I thought.”
“Who the hell are you?” asked Chi-Chi. “Answer me!”
“You may not know me, but your husband and son certainly do!
Years ago, I took control of Piccolo’s brain, and tried to put
my brain into the body of Son Gokou.”
“No, it can’t be! I thought you were dead!” cried Chi-Chi.
“I was, but luckily, there was a backup genetic copy of my
brain, and my old body was restored,” he said. “Say hello to
the NEW DR. WHEELO!
“DAH DUN DUUUUUUN!”
“What do you want with me?” asked Chi-Chi.
“I tried to get the World’s Strongest Man,” said Dr.
Wheelo. “But now I have the World’s Strongest Woman!”
“Are you going to try to take control of my body?” asked Chi-
Chi, as she began to cover herself up.
“No,” said Dr. Wheelo. “All I want from you is nine months of
your time.”
“What?” asked Chi-Chi.
“That’s right,” said Dr. Wheelo. “I want you to be the mother
of my children!”
“DAH DUN DUUUUUUN!”
“YOU CAN QUIT WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS, HANK!” yelled Dr. Wheelo.
“Oh sorry, sir,” said Hank, as he took his hands away from his
Casio Keyboard.
“Thank you,” said Dr. Wheelo. “Now then, where was I? Ah yes…”
“DAH DUN DUUUUUUN!”
…
“My finger slipped, sir,” said Hank.
…
“Come on, sir! I’m sorry!” said Hank.
…
“Please don’t glare at me like that, Dr. Wheelo!” said Hank.
…
“MAMA! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAHHHHH!” cried Hank, as he ran out of
the room. Dr. Wheelo threw a ki blast at that blasted keyboard.
“Now then,” said Dr. Wheelo. “I plan on having the World’s
Strongest Child, and I need you for that, Chi-Chi!”
“I’ll never do it with you!” cried Chi-Chi.
“I think you’ll agree after you see what has happened to my
future child’s future half-brother,” said Dr. Wheelo. A large
television dropped down from the screen, and turned on to show
a porno movie.
“CHANGE THE CHANNEL, ROCK!” cried Dr. Wheelo.
…
“ROCK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!”
…
“ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!” yelled Dr. Wheelo.
“…Huh? Oh sorry, sir!” said Rock, as he changed the channel.
Dr. Wheelo cleared his throat. “That was for later,” he
chuckled. “Now, then! Here’s something that should get you
into the mood a lot quicker!”
The television screen showed young Gohan lying in the middle of
a large room.
“Rock, Hank, and Deck: awaken him and attack!” ordered Dr. Wheelo.
Suddenly, Lilly ran into the room.
“Lilly? What are you doing here?” asked Dr. Wheelo.
“There’s a problem, sir,” said Lilly.
“What do you mean?” asked Dr. Wheelo.
“That’s not what Gohan looked like when I first met him,” said
Lilly. “His hair was blonde before.”
“His hair was black when I met him,” said Dr. Wheelo. “Ah
well. Maybe he dyed it.”
“He mentioned something about being a Super Saiyajin,” said Lilly.
“Super Saiyajin? What’s that?” asked Dr. Wheelo.
“You fools!” said Chi-Chi.
“What?” asked Dr. Wheelo.
“You haven’t done your research have you?” asked Chi-Chi.
“Watch the screen!”
Gohan awakened to find three large men standing around him. He
watched them pop a few pills into their mouths, and start to power up.
Suddenly, they all flew towards Gohan, and began to rapidly
attack him.
“You see that, Chi-Chi? Unless you submit to me, my subordinates shall -”
“DAAAAAHHHHH!”
“What?” asked Dr. Wheelo. He watched as Gohan’s ki exploded,
and he transformed into a Super Saiyajin. He began to kick
the henchmen’s sorry butts!
“This can’t be!”
Dr. Wheelo and Lilly were staring at the screen in total awe and
fear. They watched as Gohan beat the living snot out of Dr. Wheelo’s
assistants. Chi-Chi looked over and saw her karate gi on the
floor. She quickly ripped off the crap that Dr. Wheelo had
given her, put her regular clothes back on, and rushed out of Dr.
Wheelo’s fine chamber-room while they were distracted.
“What?” cried Dr. Wheelo. “Lilly, after her!”
“Right,” said Lilly, as she swallowed several pills and rushed after Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi dashed through the long corridors of Dr. Wheelo’s
fortress, trying to locate Gohan. She reached a large room,
and there appeared to be no one else there, but there was
something right in the middle.
“GOKOU!” cried Chi-Chi.
“Chi-Chi?” asked Gokou.
“Oh, Gokou! Are you okay?” asked Chi-Chi, as she ran towards
the platform Gokou stood on.
“NO, CHI-CHI! STOP!” cried Gokou. Chi-Chi froze in her
tracks.
“This platform is covered by a harmful force field!”
“Did you try to break out of it?” asked Chi-Chi.
“That would be useless. It would throw my own energy back at
me,” said Gokou. “I’ve come up against one of these things
before. I must admit it’s very good craftsmanship.” Gokou tried
to lean on the energy force field, but forgot that the force
field was painful. Gokou ended up falling off the platform.
“I thought you said there was a harmful force field,” said Chi-Chi.
“Looks like Dr. Wheelo has been cutting corners,” said Gokou.
“I told him we needed more money for the Energy Force Field Cage Fund!”
“Lilly,” said Chi-Chi. “So we meet again.”
“We met before?” asked Lilly.
“No, I just wanted to say that,” said Chi-Chi. “It feels cool.”
“Oh okay,” said Lilly. “Let me try…”
“NO! THAT’S MY SCHTICK!” yelled Chi-Chi.
“Greedy,” said Lilly.
“Chi-Chi! I’ll handle this! You go find Gohan!” said Gokou.
“Are you sure?” asked Chi-Chi.
Gokou stole a kiss from his wife.
“Yes! Go!” said Gokou. Chi-Chi slapped him.
“Don’t you ever do that without getting permission!” cried Chi-Chi.
“Oh, I’m tired of having to fill out all those forms!” groaned Gokou.
“Suck it up,” said Chi-Chi.
“Why should I? You won’t,” said Gokou.
“Hey, am I supposed to just sit here and hear about your jacked
up sex life, or are we gonna fight?” asked Lilly.
“Oh yeah,” said Gokou, as he went Super Saiyajin.
Chi-Chi soon found the battle arena where Gohan was fighting Dr.
Wheelo’s Henchmen. The henchmen were taking a lot more pills,
and Gohan was beginning to lose the fight.
“GOHAN!” cried Chi-Chi. She could no longer watch while these
thugs beat up her son.
“KAIOUHKEN x 20!”
Chi-Chi decked Deck in the face, knocking him down, but Rock and
Hank were still doing a number on Gohan. Plus, Deck had counter
attacked Chi-Chi, and the two of them were on equal ground.
Each one never lost stride with the other. Chi-Chi was preoccupied,
and could do nothing to help Gohan.
“GEKIRETSUKOUDAN!”
Hank was struck down by the energy blast, weakening him.
“PICCOLO?” asked Chi-Chi.
“So, we finally see your true power, Chi-Chi,” said Piccolo,
from above.
“Yeah,” said Chi-Chi.
“KAMEHAME HA!”
Chi-Chi knocked Deck into the wall.
“So where does this power come from?” asked Piccolo.
“It’s weird,” said Chi-Chi. “Sometimes I have it, other times,
I don’t.”
“Don’t fret,” said Piccolo, as he landed on the ground next to
Chi-Chi. “It’ll be back in about a month or so.”
“Very funny,” said Chi-Chi.
Gohan’s fist ripped through Rock’s face. “Mom? Piccolo?”
“Looks like we got rid of these guys,” said Piccolo.
“Yeah!” said Gohan. Suddenly, Gokou ran in.
“Hey guys!” said Gokou. “I defeated Lilly!”
“All right!” said Gohan. “Way to go, everyone!”
“IT’S NOT OVER YET!”
“DR. WHEELO!”
“That’s right,” said the Doctor. “I’m here to finish you off
for good!” He pulled out a huge case of those pills, and
swallowed them all!
“Oh no…” said Chi-Chi. Dr. Wheelo’s muscles became incredibly
huge, and large veins coursed through them.
“Yes…” said Dr. Wheelo. “I’ll just have to finish you all off! Yes!”
“Oh no you don’t!” said Piccolo.
“MAKKENKOUSAPPO!”
Piccolo fired his signature blast at Dr. Wheelo, who easily
dodged it, and punched Piccolo’s lights out!
“PICCOLO! WHY YOU…
MASENKOU!”
Gohan fired his signature beam at Dr. Wheelo, who took it right
in the stomach, but was hardly fazed by it. “What?” Dr. Wheelo,
suddenly fired his own blast at Gohan, tossing him into a wall.
“GOHAN!” cried Gokou and Chi-Chi.
“Looks like it’s up to us,” said the Super Saiyajin.
“Right,” said Chi-Chi.
“TRIPLE KAIOUHKEN!”
“KAIOUHKEN x 30!”
Gokou and Chi-Chi rushed at Dr. Wheelo, and began to rapidly
punch and kick the giant warrior. Gokou rammed his stomach.
Chi-Chi kicked him in the back, and leg-swept him. Gokou flew
into the air and began to rapidly fired ki blasts down at him.
Finally, the two of them landed beside each other.
“Ready?” asked Gokou, as he stepped behind his wife.
“Definitely,” said Chi-Chi.
“KAME…”
“HAME…”
“HAAAAAAAAA!”
Gokou and Chi-Chi fired their ultimate blast together, as
husband and wife at Dr. Wheelo. Wheelo countered with his own
powerful blast, which pushed back the beam of Gokou and Chi-Chi.
“SAY GOODBYE!” yelled Dr. Wheelo.
“I’m sorry, Chi-Chi,” said Gokou. “I’m at Kaiouhken x 100 now!
I can’t beat him!”
“I can!” said Chi-Chi.
“KAIOUHKEN x 50!”
The Kamehame Ha gained just enough power to push back Dr.Wheelo’s
blast, knocking him through the wall of his laboratory,
and into a nearby ice mountain.
“We did it,” said an exhausted, and shirtless Gokou. “We’ve…
returned Dr. Wheelo…to the tomb…from whence he came…
“Eh, Chi-Chi?” asked Gokou. “Chi-Chi? Where is she?”
“Gokou…?”
“Huh?” asked Gokou.
“HELP ME!” cried Chi-Chi from behind a large boulder.
“AAAAHHHH!” cried Gokou. “PICCOLO! GIVE ME YOUR CAPE!”
Piccolo tossed his cape at Gokou, who took it over to Chi-Chi.
“Here, put this on.”
“Thanks,” said an annoyed Chi-Chi. “I feel like Bulma.”
“I’d love to feel up Bulma,” said Gohan.
…
Suddenly, there was a large explosion. Gokou turned to the icy
mountain where Dr. Wheelo had just exploded out of, and began
to fly into outer space. “Come on,” said Gokou. “If you couldn’t
win the first time, what makes you think you’ll win this time?”
“Well, at least things got more interesting,” said Gohan.
“Whatever,” said Gokou. “Okay, I have to go through my speech everyone.”
“Right!” said Piccolo. “Okay, Gohan! Let’s go!” Piccolo and
Gohan flew into outer space.
“Chi-Chi?” asked Gokou. “I’m about to do my speech! Aren’t you
going to run like hell?”
“I’ve never heard your speech!” said Chi-Chi.
Gokou smiled.
“The sea, the sky, the wind, the rocks, and the fires of Earth!
All things living in nature! Please, I need your energy!
GIVE ME STRENGTH!”
The Super Saiyajin could feel the energy from everything on
Earth moving towards him, granting him the power he needed.
“That was beautiful,” said Chi-Chi.
“Not as beautiful as you,” said Gokou. Chi-Chi blushed.
“Okay, Dr. Wheelo! Looks like it’s time for one more go at it!”
said Piccolo. He rammed into Dr. Wheelo’s stomach!
“It’s time for me to shut you down!” said Gohan. He punched Dr.
Wheelo across the face.
“You’ll pay for what you did to us!” said Chi-Chi. She kneed
him in the groin! “GOKOU! HIT HIM, NOW!”
“OH NO, YOU DON’T!” yelled Dr. Wheelo. He fired another huge
laser blast down at Gokou.
“GENKIDAMA!”
Gokou tossed the Spirit Bomb into the sky, which tore through
Dr. Wheelo’s beam easily, and destroyed Dr. Wheelo for good.
“Yes,” said Gokou. “At last, it’s all over.” He waited for Chi-Chi,
Piccolo, and Gohan to return to Earth.
“GOKOU! WE DID IT!” cried Chi-Chi.
“CHI-CHI!” Gokou flew into the air and tackled-hugged his wife.
“I’m so glad you’re okay.”
“Dad!” said Gohan. Out of the corner of his eye, Gohan saw the
robot that had wished Dr. Wheelo back the first time. He fired
a ki blast at it, destroying it.
“Chi-Chi, since when did you have such power?” asked Gokou.
“There’s something I have to tell you, Gokou,” said Chi-Chi.
“We’re having another little Super Saiyajin.”
“Huh?” asked Gokou. “But, after all of that…”
“It was the ki of our second child that made me strong,” said Chi-Chi.
“Little Goten knew what had to be done.”
“You already have a name for him?” asked Gohan. Chi-Chi nodded.
“Chi-Chi,” said Gokou. “You really are the World’s Strongest Woman!”
“Tell me something I don’t know!” said Chi-Chi.
THE END