A Guide to Manc
By mrk


mam...mum/mom/mother
nan...gran/grandmother/grandma
scran...food
bobbins...not good
mint...good
monkey bus...coach
murkeydive...liverpool/merseyside
bin dippers...scousers/liverpudlians
corporation pop...water
brief...ticket
scoop...pint
the shirts...united
the bitters...city
shite...shit
dancers...stairs
mither...trouble
e-mither...e-mail
nads...balls/bollocks/testicles
shirt lifter...gay
our kid...brother/sister/friend
lass...woman
scally...lad/boy
tight arse
me...my
spanner...idiot
big girls blouse...weak man
am...i'm
numpty...unclued up
uri gellar...stella
mad for it...ready (never said it meself...the real manc is..see below)
right or what...
peterloo...fight
bootboy...hooligan/thug
snide...fake
shandy drinker...southerner/cockney
der...the
dem...them
din't...didn't
int...isn't
allright...hello/hiya
shedded...drunk
right...o.k.
loon juice...strong drink
crackpot...mental
dinner...lunch
de...the
cos...because
hoovered...ate/drank/devoured
tune...choone
bin...been
our kid...brothr/sister/good friend
bandit...gay
jib...to get away with
blag...to con
safe...o.k.
dibble/dirty...police officer
sticky fingers...thief
H...heroin
nosedust...cocaine/charlie
draw...cannabis/marajuana/weed
e...ecstacy
mancunia...manchester
10 spot...£10, spot = £
right...ok
innit...isn't it
nowt....nothing
yer...your
no g's... ie laughin' an' an'
dere, de, but not thing...want owt from de chippy?, not a thing.
bag o' .. load of
crimbo..christmas
ta...thank you/cheers.
brief...ticket
radgepot...evil
tosspot...wanker
gaffer...boss