IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
By 'Steve The Z'

     "Mary! What can we do?! We're trapped in here! The doors are fused
shut and this bomb is going to go off in less then five minutes!"

     "I don't know Steve, unless."

     "Unless what?"

     "Unless one of us drinks the untested enhancer serum!"

     "Untested? What's it supposed to do?"

     "Well, enhance you! Make you better. But - we're not sure of it yet.
It could kill you!"

     "Oh god, I - I don't know if I."

     "Fuck it! There's no time to argue right now! I'll take it!"

     "But Mary! No! Don't do that! Oh jeez, what if it poisons you?!"

     "Doesn't matter...argh!...........dead anyway....if we don't do
something..oh!"

     "O my god, you're growing!"

     "Feeling different - stronger."

     "Why are you looking at me like that!?"

     "Are you shrinking?"

     "No, of course not! But you're growing!"

     "I'm getting taller! Im almost as tall as you!"

     "My god, that stuff really works!"

     "My lab coat is so tight!"

     "Look at your legs! Where are all those muscles coming from?!"

     "We're the same height now! But you look sort of puny!"

     "Your shoulders are wider then mine!"

     "I feel fantastic! What a rush!"

     "You look like you've been working out for ten years!"

     "How did my skirt get so short and tight? Hey, I'm taller then you!"

     "---gulp!---."

     "But then, I'm an enhanced woman, and you're just a mere man."

     "Mary! What's gotten into you?"

     "Just the realization that I'm far superior to you."

     "Wh - wh -what!"

     "Look at this bicep! It makes yours look like a twig!"

     "I can't believe this! You must be almost a foot taller then me!"

     "This lab coat has got to go! There! That's better!"

     "Hey, don't throw that at me!"

     "I'll do whatever I want to you, pipsqeak."

     "Ow! That button hit me on the nose!"

     "Can I help it if my blouse is way too small now?"

     "What are you doing with that door!?"

     "Ripping it off the wall, are you blind or something?"

     "Holy Christ, your arms are huge!"

     "Get out of my way so I can wrap this steel door around the bomb.
There, that's better."

     "It barely made a sound!"

     "Of course not, I wrapped it tight!"

     "You saved my life, Mary!"

     "It was nothing, piece of cake."

     "I can't believe how big you are now!"

     "Get used to it."

     "Huh? What do you mean?"

     "I'm going to sell this formula to every woman who wants it, cheap."

     "You can't do that!"

     "Who's going to stop me, you?"

     "Oh no...!"