His Awful Marriage - chapter 7 by Michael Freemont Mike was up again most of all that night but because he was so exhausted from being up the night before, he did manage to doze from time to time. For short periods of time, always to wake to the awful smell of his wife's ass. Mike wondered as he lay there what had he gotten into by marrying Diane. What kind of life had he gotten into? He had to speak to her in the morning - if morning would ever come. He was so tired and his ribs hurt from his wife sitting on him all day. The night dragged but it was having an effect on Mike in that he was slowly becoming conditioned to his life down there. When Diane awoke in the morning she immediately became aware of Mike's breath on her crotch. Oh it felt so nice. She knew by his irregular breathing that he was awake and she correctly assumed that he had been awake most of the night.. Good. It was good training for him. She threw back the covers and raised her upper leg. Poor Mike - he really looked like he'd come through an ordeal. "Good morning, darling," she cooed. Mike raised his head from her leg. _G-good m-morning," he answered. "Diane, we- we have to talk." Diane smiled at him and put her finger to her lips. "Shhh. Put your head back down on my leg. I love your head down there." Mike did - and found he was looking into her ass. "Diane, this is ridiculous. I - I mean I can't stay down here like this all night." Diane smiled. This was too easy. He was no longer complaining about his restrainer and the denial of sexual relief - only about sleeping with his face in her ass. And now he was talking to her ass. "Why Michael, that's not true at all. You spent all last night down there - and the night before. You always say you can't do something I tell you to do and then you manage to do it. Kiss me." He did, kissing her pussy. "B- but Diane I-I can't - I mean there's no air----I can't sleep----it smells - I m-mean you - your fart-I---" Diane gently touched his cheek as he lay on her thigh. "Sweetheart, it's natural to fart when we sleep but I hope we're not going to talk about my farting again. I thought we settled that a long time ago in the drive in. You don't expect me to try to hold in my gas and get cramps do you?" "N-no but--" "Well darling how can you expect my farts not to smell? I mean Michael everyone knows that farts smell don't they? Now obviously breathing my farts all night didn't kill you. You may not have liked the smell and I can understand that but it didn't hurt you did it?" Mike swallowed feeling really stupid talking to his wife's ass. "Diane, this is ridiculous. Why do I have to sleep down here? I can't sleep actually. I was up all night." Diane was enjoying this. Here he was arguing with her but obeying her by keeping his head on her leg and talking to her ass. "Because I said so Michael. I like you down there. Look darling, I'm sure that when your body gets tired enough it will learn how to sleep down there. You have to get used to being down there between my legs and you will darling. You'll see. I'll bet that in two months or so sleeping down there will be the most natural thing in the world for you. When I say it's time to go to sleep you'll automatically put your face in my ass." Two months from now? She was serious about making this permanent. "Okay now, that's enough. I have to piss. .Get into the bathroom and put your arms on the toilet seat for me like I showed you. A very dejected Mike got up slowly and went into the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet with his arms on the seat. and Diane followed and sat down on his arms. He remembered what she wanted and he lowered his face to her lap and began kissing her thighs. She smiled. Oh he was going to be so easy to mold. She stroked his head as she would a pet. .Mike heard her piss and then her farts and he became aware of the smell he was learning to know so well. Mike felt so tired and he was so depressed but he decided that the best course of action was to do what his wife wanted and try to make her happy. Then she would change - she had to. Then he heard a turd fall into the water. He was startled but he just kept kissing her legs. He became aware of the details of her legs as he kissed them, the moles, the pimples. He kept kissing remembering not to lift his face from her legs as he kissed. He heard more splashing in the toilet and finally Diane was done and she got up and Mike saw her shit in the yellow water. He saw her take a piece of toilet paper and wipe herself. Very carelessly, not the way Mike would wipe and then throw the paper in the toilet and then she flushed to toilet. Mike then asked "permission" to go himself and he was surprised when she said, "Not just yet Michael. I want you to get used to knowing I control when you go to the bathroom and that you can't just go anytime you want. It will be good training for you to have a full bladder for a while. Besides, I want you to kiss me a while now." "Full Bladder"? He had to go badly. But she wanted to be kissed - that was something. He followed her into the bedroom and tried to embrace her but she laughed at him. "What do you think you're doing Michael?" He was confused. "I-I-I was - trying to k-kiss you--" "Oh Michael, Michael, Michael, not on my lips. Michael, my lips are for my lovers. I guess I have to make another rule for you. You need a lot of rules. Okay, now listen. You're never allowed to kiss my above my waist.. Oh Michael, don't look like that. I'm a big girl. There's plenty of me for you to kiss below my waist. Right now I want you to kiss my ass. I'd like that. And it will show us both what our relationship is - and how much you love me. Now get down on your knees." Mike saw the hopelessness of it and he did what she said and got down on his knees and Diane turned around. "Now put your arms around me." He did feeling so foolish. "That's it. Now kiss my butt. Come on. Kiss my ass. Show me how much you love me." Mike kissed her huge left asscheek. "Mmmm. That's nice. But keep doing it. Come on Michael, be romantic. Tell me you love me." And he did. Poor sex starved Mike, his penis locked up, having to go to the bathroom and so tired from lack of sleep was now on his knees behind his wife, kissing her ass and telling her he loved her. Finally after a few minutes she let him stop. "Now that's the way I want you to always kiss me when you leave or come home - just like a normal man would kiss his wife on the lips - which you're not allowed to do. I want you to get used to kissing my ass Michael because you're going to be doing it a lot. Now you can go to the bathroom but remember not to wash your face." As Mike drove back t Diane's apartment he glanced over at his heavy wife asleep in the car next to him. What had he gotten into? What kind of marriage was this going to be? His penis was locked up, he was going to remain a virgin, his ribs hurt from her sitting on him and he was exhausted from lack of sleep because of having to spend the last two nights under the covers with his face in her ass. And bladder control? Did he make a big mistake in marrying Diane? He was not allowed to kiss her above her waist - he had to kiss her ass. All this would change he knew - she just had to get it out of her system. He would have to be patient. He would soon see how very wrong he was. It was six in the evening when they arrived back home and as soon as they entered Diane's apartment where they would be living Diane told Mike to take a shower and shave. He was happy to. To wash her cum remains from that morning from his face. When he came out of the bathroom he was his wife was laying on the bed still dressed and talking on the phone and laughing. Mike looked for clothes. "Diane, where are my clothes?" "Just a minute Carol. Michael, no clothes in the house. I want you naked when you're in the house." Mike realized that whoever was on the phone had heard what his wife had said. She went back to talking on the phone and laughed and Mike realized it was her friend Carol and she knew all about his situation. Mike became upset. "Diane this is ridiculous. I want my clothes - and I want this thing off me." Diane expected this and now was the time to deal with it. "Hold on again Carol," she said again to her friend as she put the phone down and went over to her new husband and slapped him hard in the face. and then shouted at him. "Don't you ever raise your voice to me again Michael! Do you understand me?" Mike was shocked and muttered a "yes" as he put his hand to his burning cheek. "Now I just gave you a new rule. No clothes in the house. Now you just stand there like a good boy until I get off the phone and think about what I just said." The she picked up the phone again and went back to talking to Carol. She laughed and Mike heard her say, "Oh he's not going anywhere, Car, he's mine. Well, see you tomorrow. Bye" Mike swallowed. "Diane - dear---" "Oh I like that Michael. I want you to say "dear" whenever you speak to me. .I want you to say 'no dear' and 'yes dear'. Just like a henpecked husband." She laughed. "Now your new rule. No clothes in the house." "But Diane - dear, why--" Diane cut him off and answered the way she would answer him many times again - the way children hated to hear their parents answer. "Because I said so Michael."