Wendy and Rick by Bigbomber Rick sat at the lunch table eating lunch with his friend Jim. Rick was a tall, skinny 10th grader at 6’, 120 lbs. Jim noticed that Rick was staring at something behind him. He turned around to see Wendy, a short, stocky Asian girl with very thick, muscular legs and long, black hair. Wendy stood 4’8" and weighed 134 lbs. Wendy was a cheerleader, one of the cheerleaders who carried another cheerleader on her shoulders. Rick had PE at the same time as Wendy had cheerleading practice. And he’d spent hours watching her. She was very strong, stronger than any of the other cheerleaders. She carried that other cheerleader on her shoulders like she weighed nothing. "Man, why don’t you go talk to her?" Said Jim. "I have a policy. I never let a girl know I like her until she lets me know she likes me, or at least gives me some indication of it." "Why?" "Because otherwise the girl has a psychological advantage." "But if everybody thought like that, nobody would ever hook up because everybody would be waiting for everybody else to make the first move." "Well, everybody doesn’t think like that." "But what if Wendy does? What if she really likes you and is waiting for you to make the first move?" "Oh well." "I think your chicken." "I’m not chicken. I just don’t want to give her a psychological advantage." The school bell rang at 3:00. Rick walked out of his last class and headed for the parking lot. "Hi Rick." Said a voice to his left. Rick turned to see Wendy walking along side of him. "Hi Wendy." Said Rick. "So, how was your day today?" "Good. I got a 98 on my algebra 2/trig test." "That’s great! I got a 95 on my biology test." "Terrific!" Rick realized that Wendy was letting him know she liked him. He decided to make his move. "Wendy, would you like to go see The Terminator with me?" "I thought you’d never ask." "Great. How about Saturday?" "Saturday would be great." "Fantastic. Give me your phone number and I’ll give you a call." Rick picked Wendy up at 8:00 and they went out to dinner before they went to the movie. Wendy and Rick sat down in a booth at the restaurant. "I’ve been waiting for the longest time for you to ask me out." Said Wendy. "I’ve seen you watching me during cheerleading practice. But you never seemed to have the courage to make your move. So I decided to give you some encouragement." "I’m glad you did." Said Rick. "I’m glad I did too." "So who do you think’s going to win in Afghanistan, the Russians or the moujaheedin?" "I don’t know. Who do you think is going to win?" "The moujaheedin." "Why?" "Because guerrilla wars are very hard to win. They’re not conventional wars. They’re different. Guerrillas are very hard to defeat because they don’t fight the same way as the combatants did in World War II, for example. You’re not fighting for territory and you’re not fighting against a conventional enemy who’s out in the open. Guerrillas use hit and run tactics and they hide. I think the Russian experience in Afghanistan is going to turn out to be very much like the American experience in Vietnam." "Interesting. So you’re really into history and geopolitics. Aren’t you?" "Yeah." "That’s cool." Dinner came. It was good. After they ate they went and watched The Terminator. "What a great movie!" Said Wendy. "Wasn’t it? That’s definitely the best movie since The Empire Strikes Back." Said Rick. "I agree." "What’s your favorite movie?" "Gone with the Wind." "I saw that movie in U.S. history in 8th grade. It was OK." "Just OK?" "It wasn’t my kind of movie." "That’s funny. It’s a historical movie. I thought you were interested in history." "Not the Civil War. I’m interested in modern history, World War II and after." "What’s your favorite movie?" "Star Wars." "I really liked Star Wars too, but not as much as Gone with the Wind." "Return of the Jedi wasn’t very good." "I agree, definitely not in the same class as Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back. You wanna go somewhere where we can be alone?" "Sure." Rick drove Wendy out to an empty parking lot behind a supermarket. "OK. Now what?" Said Rick. Wendy threw her arms around his neck and began kissing him passionately. Rick kissed her back just as passionately. "Wait." Said Rick. "What?" Said Wendy. "I can put the seats down we can make out in the back." Rick put the seats down. They climbed in the back and started kissing again. Wendy began taking her clothes off and Rick followed suit. Rick stripped down to his underwear and Wendy stripped down to her bra and panties. Rick looked at her legs. They were enormous! "I love your legs." Said Rick, caressing them. For some reason, Rick decide to tickle her. Wendy grabbed his arm. He tried to wrench free and was successful, but it took all his strength. He fell backward toward the rear of the car. He and Wendy were now facing opposite directions. Rick tried to spin around, but Wendy grabbed his head and shoved it between her legs. He tried to resist, but she was too strong. She began applying intense pressure. "So you want to play rough?" Said Wendy. Rick tried to free himself but her legs were too strong. "Uncle! Uncle! I give up! Let me go!" Said Rick. "Are you going to try to tickle me again?" Asked Wendy. "No." Wendy let him go. "Man your legs are strong!" Exclaimed Rick. "Do you lift weights with them?" "Nope. It’s genetic." "Put your head between my legs. I wanna see if I can hold you there." "OK." Wendy put her head between Rick’s legs and Rick squeezed as hard as he could, but Wendy broke free with relative ease. "How come you can break free from me but I can’t break free from you?" Asked Rick. "Because my legs are stronger than yours." "But I’m a guy and you’re a girl." "So? Look at how much thicker they are." They put their legs side by side. Wendy’s appeared to be twice as thick as Rick’s. "I probably outweigh you even though you’re so much taller. How much do you weigh?" "I’m embarrassed to say." "I won’t tell anybody." "120." "I weigh 134." "How tall are you?" "6 feet." "I’m only 4’8". I’m 16 inches shorter than you are but 14 lbs heavier. Short and thick is stronger than tall and thin." "Why?" "Because the muscle thickness is greater. Thick muscles generate more force than thin ones. Think of rubber bands. A thick rubber band pulls harder than a thin one right?" "Right." "Muscles are like rubber bands." "How do you know so much about this stuff?" "I did a report on the musculoskeletal system in 6th grade." "What did you get?" "An "A"." "So where were we before I started tickling you?" "I believe were making out?" "Shall we resume?" "Let’s have sex instead." "I don’t have any condoms." "Let’s do it without one." "No. Scientists have recently identified the virus that causes AIDS, and it turns out it can be transmitted heterosexually." "Where’s the nearest drug store?"