Bob and Susan, Wrestling Rivals by Any Given Sunday The crotch of Susan's yellow bikini stretched taut as she applied the pressure to her favourite groin spread hold. Bob had a grandstand seat for the spectacle and would normally appreciate the view, but his own legs were even further apart, his feet trapped by Susan's yellow wrestling boots. Susan shook her head to remove her shoulder-length bleached-blonde hair from her face, smiled at Bob, and said 'Wanna give?' in a smug voice. Susan's tone reminded Bob of the fireside sessions he had shared with this woman years ago. Five years older, she had taken the shy teenager and initiated him into the world of mixed wrestling. The contests between the stronger male and his more skillful and wily opponent usually ended with him drained of energy and trapped in a pinning or submission combination. And then she would tease and taunt him, knowing that this would stoke his desire to get her back on the mat for one more fall. A stab of pain from his groin alerted Bob that Susan was now pulsing her outer thigh muscles to increase the punishment. He half rose, gasping 'No no no' to the referee, and then collapsed flat on his back in an attempt to relieve the pain of the hold. This was what Susan was waiting for. She hoisted Bob's feet onto her shoulders, pushed forward to roll him up, gripped his upper arms, and somersaulted into a schoolgirl bridge. Bob struggled frantically but he was firmly pinned. The referee, a stout middle- aged lady with a severe bun, slapped out the three count on the canvas. Bob stayed down catching his breath while the MC made the announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, after seven minutes of the contest, the first fall goes to Susan 'The Snake' Jenkins". He was in unfamiliar territory, trailing in a match against Susan, because since those fireside days his subsequent professional career had eclipsed that of his old opponent. He had competed against the top women that Europe had to offer and had even had an admittedly brief title fight with the Ladies' World Champion. He had always acceded to Susan's periodic requests for a contest but she had no answer to his size and strength and he was able to despatch her comfortably. He had to admit though that she seemed in better shape for this fight than she had ever been. Susan leaned back in her corner, drank eagerly from her water bottle, and removed some of the sweat from her armpits and body with a towel. It had been a hard-fought fall and she had earned the pleasure of looking down on Bob, stretched gasping on the mat in his usual blue pants and boots. Bob was a nice enough guy and had always given Susan a match despite their respective records, but a part of Susan wondered if he just enjoyed giving her a another drubbing. Besides, dammit, she had OWNED Bob before his string of victories over her, and she wanted respect rather than charity. She had sweated blood in the gym in the weeks leading up to this contest in order to put Bob back in his place. It seemed to Bob that he had barely returned to his corner before the bell went for the second session. He moved forward haltingly to tie up, only for Susan to duck under his arms. Her head slammed into his midsection and she pulled his legs from under him, rolling him up for a folding body press. He wriggled out at the count of two, but his female opponent dragged him feet- first into the middle of the ring and forced his legs apart into the groin spread again. Before Susan could apply full pressure, Bob worked his feet free and planted his boots inside of Susan's to reverse the situation. He had little hope of making a woman submit in this position but was instead delivering the 'insult' of placing her in her own favourite hold. Before Susan could produce her own reversal, Bob seized her left boot, twisted her leg, and fell on her inner thigh to assume a classic toe and ankle lock. Susan went for a face bar counter to break the hold and the two rolled apart, and rose back up, breathing heavily. Bob moved to tie up again and Susan sidestepped, slipped her right hand around the back of Bob's neck and threw him in a head mare, following him to the mat for a head lock from behind. She pulled his head backwards and downwards towards her crotch, wrapping her legs around his head in an attempt to set up a figure-4 head scissors that could end the match. Bob managed to turn them both face down and then was able to slide his head out, aided by the patina of sweat on Susan's thighs. He pushed her right shin into the crook of her left knee and then hauled back on Susan's ankle for his own figure-4 submission hold. Susan gasped with pain and stretched for the ropes to force the break. On his third attempt Bob succeeded in tieing up with Susan, and the two wrestlers tried strength toe-to-toe. To Bob's surprise it was Susan who was the stronger, emerging with an armlock. The lady grappler spun him into the ropes and rammed a yellow boot firmly in his abdomen. Susan went for the rope throw again, but his time Bob planted his feet, reversed the hold, and sent Susan for the ride instead. As she rebounded into the ring he picked her up by the waist, spun her round and dropped her lower back onto his outstretched knee. She struggled back to her feet at the count of six and Bob dived for her legs, wrapping them round his waist and turning her for the boston crab. He leaned back into the hold and almost immediately heard the familiar sound of Susan pounding the canvas and screaming her surrender to the referee. The referee moved quickly to protect the stricken woman, but Bob had already released her, having too much respect for his old adversary to do anything as cheap as try to inflict extra damage. Bob was back in his comfort zone and sauntered to his corner. He looked at Susan, lieing like a broken doll in the middle of the ring, and allowed himself to speculate about possible spectacular finishing moves with which to end the match. Susan had really worked hard for this fight, but she would have to face the fact that she was too old to compete at this level and consider hanging up her boots. She was finally back on her feet and being helped to her corner as the MC announced: "And after four minutes of the second session, the equalising fall to Bob Dalton in the blue corner". The bell tolled for the third and final round, and Susan tottered into the ring unsteadily. In a mirror-image of the start of the previous round, Bob dived to headbutt Susan's midriff and snatched her legs to finish affairs with a folding body press. Susan managed to roll out from underneath but Bob was straight back on her with a standing bear hug, his wrists clasped above her bikini bottom and his arms crushing her small ribs. Susan flushed red and groaned in agony, but the referee's enquiry met with a high-pitched "No!". After almost a minute of this punishment, Bob bulldozed Susan into the ropes and threw her onto her weakened back with a hip toss. Susan rose quickly before Bob could follow up and grabbed his left wrist for an arm lock. She turned his wrist a further time and swung her leg over his arm to complete the step-over arm lever. Susan sat back on Bob's left shoulder- blade and the referee moved round to ask Bob if he wanted to quit. With a grunt of exertion he pulled his arm out of the hold, causing Susan to flip and land heavily again on her sore back. Susan listened to the referee count, her back on fire. She started to rise at 'seven' but her legs almost betrayed her and she only just got her knee off the canvas in time. Bob hauled her the rest of the way upright and jolted her head back with a forearm uppercut. A rush of anger and adrenalin surged through her with the impact, and she smacked her own forearm into Bob's chin. He was obviously startled by her resistance and she took advantage to twist his arm and send him into the ropes. When she saw him returning towards her she flung herself backwards and planted both feet squarely on Bob's jaw. The dropkick made such a sweet connection that Susan almost forgot to break her own fall as she landed. Through the white mist, Bob heard the count "... Nine, Ten, Out!". He opened his eyes to see Susan standing in the middle of the ring, one hand raised by the referee and the other still clutching her back. He knew that Susan would expect him to suck it up and congratulate her like a man, and he promised himself he would visit her in the dressing room, but somehow he couldn't countenance that broad grin of hers just now, and besides, this was her moment. He rolled unnoticed under the ropes and began the lonely walk back to the showers. As the applause for Susan still echoed behind him, he thought ruefully that she had convincingly resurrected their old rivalry.