My Wife's Bar Room Brawl by Steve_silver37@hotmail.com How my wife Michelle settled the score with a big blonde one night at a local bar. If you've read some of the stories on this site, you've probably read about my wife Michelle. She has written about some of her real fights on this site and she has been featured in a series of fantasy fights written by Pilot where she has fought his wife Gail. This is another of her real fights! A couple of Friday's ago, my wife Michelle and I and good friends went out for dinner. After having a great dinner and leaving the restaurant, we decided to venture across the parking lot and have a nightcap at a local bar that has great musical groups on Friday night. After a couple of drinks, Michelle and Sue decided to go to the ladies room and that is where the trouble started. Seems that this big blonde in the ladies room bumped Michelle or Michelle bumped her and the war of words started. This was one big woman (they pointed her out to be in the bar later and she was a good 2 inches taller and about 40-60 pounds heaver. Also, she had a pair of tits that made Michelle's 37DDs look small! This was a big woman and even though she looked to be about 5-7 years older than Michelle, she would be a handful!) and if Sue hadn't stepped in between them it would have come to blows there and then. Last Friday, Michelle suggested that we go back to this same bar for a couple of drinks and to listen to the music. I should have suspected something based on the way Michelle dressed that night (a gray crop top t-shirt, cut off jean shorts and sandals with her hair in a French braid) but didn't at the time. Well, we no sooner sat at the bar and took a sip out of our beers when this big blonde shows up at Michelle's elbow shooting off her mouth. Well the words flew and then they started pushing and shoving each other. The bartender stopped them coming to blows right then and there but said that if they wanted to settle this they could take it out back. Neither one was backing down so they did take it outside in the back of the bar to a lawn area that they sometimes used for barbeques. The ladies faced off against each other in a circle that the bar patrons formed Michelle in her t shirt and shorts and the blonde in a blue matching shorts and button down shirt outfit. They continued to talk shit to each other till Michelle called her an old flabby fat ass and the blonde swung a round house right at Michelle that she easily sidestepped. The blonde was however off balance and totally open for the left fist that Michelle buried in her mid section. This punch doubled her over and Michelle grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and threw her to the ground. As Michelle threw the blonde, every button on her blouse popped off which exposed her substantial white cotton bra and thick middle. Michelle stop there waiting for the blonde to get up. Taunting her to continue the fight. She got to her knees, removed what was left of her blouse, and before she even got to her feet she charged Michelle taking her down in a heap of bodies on the floor. The women rolled around each occasionally getting the advantage. Michelle made the most of her advantages getting in some substantial body blows, but eventually the blonde used her substantial weight advantage and trapped Michelle under her. She placed her hands around Michelle's throat and started to squeeze. Michelle tried to pry off her hands but couldn't. Finally her last move was to grab the blonde's huge nipples through the bra fabric and squeeze. The blonde screamed and her hands left Michelle's neck and tried to get Michelle to release her iron hold on her nipples. Michelle pushed and prodded the blonde's tits till she was able to get her off her. Then she threw her on her stomach as she let go of her tits. The blonde was kind of out of it and Michele reached behind her and undid her bra. She flipped her over and pulled the bra away from her boobs and the blonde's huge memories were everywhere! Michelle tossed the huge white cotton bra to me as a souvenir (44DD – I looked!) and as the blonde started to get to her feet she grabbed her short blonde hair and kneed her full in her boobs. Michele finished her off with a couple of fists to the tits and we all left the blonde on the grass and went inside to finish our drinks!