Survivor2 - The Mutants By Colt at colt13@my-deja.com The women Survivors go on an expedition and the balance of power changes. Survivor the way we wanted to see it. Jeff Probst had decided to split the tribes into 4 men and 4 women. However the women had made a secret pact to vote all of the men off. Off Mitchell, off Kel, then Michael, Jeff, Rodger, Keith, Nick and Colby. This left the great eight. Up to this point Alicia had been winning most of the challenges with Debb doing suprisingly well. Kimmi is in danger of being voted off as her masturbating has kept the survivors up at night. "Oh Amber, oh Jerri" are the cries heard every night. Speaking of Jerri, she seems to be pissing everybody off. Maybe she's hungry. Maralyn has played housemother and taken Amber and Liz under her wing. Tina has been a non factor as she flirted with Colby shamelessly and hasn't pulled her weight. Time for the immunity challenge. A simple 200 yard dash. First round heats are Maralyn-Debb, Alicia-Jerri, Tina-Amber & Liz-Kimmi. Debb wins rather easily, Jerri barely beats Alicia, Tina barely beats Amber, and Kimmi....well Kimmi fell. Heat 2. Debb-Jerri and Tina-Liz. Jerri barely beats Debb and Tina barely beats Liz(what's with all of the barely stuff? Is it a hint?) and that leads to the Jerri-Tina final. Of course somebody barely wins! Or is it a tie? It's almost as though they were trying to tie! But a winner bust....i mean must be crowned. Let's take a look at the videotape. Tina wins by a gravity defiying boob. Tina has immunity! Later on, Amber, Kimmi and Elizabeth are looking for food. "I know where some healthy food is, after all i don't eat meat" "Then your boyfriend must think you're selfish" "Look, the first day i got here i planted some vegetable seeds, thats why i still have breasts and Liz's is shrinking" "You stink" "Fuck you, stick girl" Just then Amber says "Oh my god". They turn around and see a clearing with ripe cucumbers and lettuce and other vegetables. Amber attacks the food first, followed by Kimmi. Liz is apprenhesive. "How long ago did you plant this? "24 days" "And it grew like this?" "Doesn't that seem wrong? "Oh my god" Amber wails, "My shirt feels tight" the others turn and notice that her breasts seem to have grown 2 cup sizes in a matter of minutes. Kimmi's saggy boobs seem fuller also. Will little Liz be left out? Tribal council votes. Kimmi was expected to go, but due to recent um...er...developments formed an alliance with Amber and liz. The votes went 6-2 Maralyn, who in anger took her teeth out and threw them at Debb. "We old girls are supposed to stick together, Squash those little twinkies for me." 3 days later- Another challenge. This time the obstacle course. 1st round matchups Amber/Liz/Jerri, Kimmi/Debb and Alicia/Tina. This doesn't turn out as expected. Also due to the fact that we have the odd number of contestants, the fastest loser will make the 2nd heat. Amber smokes Liz. In fact Amber is finished in 1/2 the time it took liz. But Jerri is suprisingly close. The contestants have puzzled looks. Kimmi, yes ktutzy Kimmi beats Debb like the proverbial red headed stepchild. Alicia looks stunned while Tina just smiles. Tina barely beats Alicia. It's now Amber/Jerri and Tina/Kimmi . Each race ends in a tie! Is there a fix on? Lets skip a couple of days ahead in the action. Debb was voted out next, then Liz. When there were 5 Jeff P. asked why the women seemed to be getting stronger than on the previous show instead of wasting away. If fact the only one that seemed to be weaker was the beautifully muscled Alicia. But why? Amber and Kimmi seem to have been enhanced strength and endurance-wise. But Tina and Jerri? What would explain them hanging in? A water canoe challenge comes for immunity and Alicia gets blown out of the water. Down 2 the final 4. The fateful turn! Jerri and the gang are eating Kangaroo(not Kimmi). I forgot to mention the fact that Jerri won a reward challenge and drank a couple....well about a case of Fosters. The drunk one begins "We know your secret" "And we know you're a bitch" "That's right, i am a bitch. Not just your average bitch but a Superbitch!! I have been holding back on you twits. Do you think me just barely winning was an accident? I could crush you all! See, i was weak and puny once, and had flat hair. I went to the darkside and i now have extreme beauty, increased stamina, super human strength and hair Liz would kill for." Amber thinks(that isn't a typo) that explains Jerri and Kimmi, but what about Tina? "Tina" Amber asks "Are you some sort of super human too? "Yes" "Oh my god" "I really am just a simple country girl who got bit by a radioactive spider" Amber laughs. Kimmi wants the truth. "Spill it, fake tit girl. And remember, i'm more woman than you now" "Truth is i am a simple mother, a Supermom if you will, and my babies ate my breasts. So i went in and seem to have had other abilities enhanced besides my chest." Tina smiles proudly. The last challenge. Seems Jeff tried to hit on Alicia. They playfully wrestled and the still weakened Alicia won easily. Of course Jeff drooled over her and went bonkers at the size of her muscles. Alicia then made a throwaway comment about letting the remaining girls have a strength competition. That night, Jeff rewound the dailies over, and over, and over again. "Oh Tina, oh Kimmi, oh Jerri, oh Amber". He then drifted off and had the dream where the 40 yr old(Tina) rescues him from a crocodile pit by wrestling the croc. Then gets nursed back to health by the 20 yr old daughter(Amber). Jeff decided on a weightlifting competition for immunity. "The winner will be named Superwoman" The 4 look at Jeff. "Did i say that out loud?" The beginning is uneventful. Each passes the 100,200,300 and 400 pound marks seemingly easily. This has taken awhile as Jeff has retreated to his quarters after each round(i wonder why). 500 knocks out one as jerri struggles, her frizzy hair blowin' but pumps the iron over her head. Kimmi is lucky as she bounces the weights off of her breasts and up and above her head. Amber unfortunately shakes and strains and can't get it up(first time those words have been in the same sentence). Tina makes her lift. At 600 Kimmi falls out....literally of both her top and on the ground as she loses her footing. At 700 Tina wins! How? Because good always trimuphs over evil. The tight but beauiful ass of Manthey lost control as the weight was just too much. "This wasn't fair, the weights aren't right" Looks like we have a sore loser. Tina grabbed the bar with complete confidence and while looking and winking at Jeff lifted it with one hand. Jerri and the others knew who the real Survivor was. The vote was anticlimatic as the all woman jury voted for Tina out of admiration.